a one man job

Haste makes ...............

for a lot of bleeding cuts

"Frankly my dear, i dont give a _______________" (Last line of Gone with the Wind)

swiss fudge cookie

All is fair in love and ............

S&M

One Two, Skip to my ______________

:bump

violin concerto

A penny saved is a penny ..................

in the wishing well


To each his_____

and hers

Im Popeye the ____________ man.....

wolf


One for the money, two for the show, three_______________

to throw the raw tomatoes at the stage

"Come on feel the noise, girls, rock your _________________"

bandanas and skip in unison

We're gonna party like its ................

1759

I want a girl, just like the girl, who married dear old _______________

Mr. Strom Thurmond

We wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy .......

Old clown

God save the _____________

princess of Lichenstein

Somethings rotten in _____________-

Yellowstone National Park


A stitch in time ______________

is better than having to buy a whole new thing.

Early to bed, early to rise...

... really doesn't work if you're not a morning person.


Hickory dickory dock ____________

the clock needs a new duracell battery

Frankly my dear I don't give a .......................

flea collar

The best things in life are ....

are always super expensive and aggravating.

A watched pot never....

looks back

The pot calls the kettle ____

long-distance

If you fail to plan you're planning to .......

dance all night

...

You reap what you ____

invest in junk bonds.

A bird in the hand is worth.......

more than George W. Bush

...

Why drink the milk when ______?

Your cat needs it to wash down his friskies.

Be it ever so humble,there's no...

place like Universal Studios

...

The glass is ____

cleaner on the other side.

A watched pot never ...............

tap dances.

The grass is always greener _________.

on the bottom of the ocean.

Hey diddle diddle the cat ...................

likes to play the piano

...

Once upon a time ____________.

Before Little red riding changed her name to Hood

They all ran after the farmers wife, she.....

banged in some nails with a butcher's knife.

And they all lived..................

in a 3 bedroom condominium.

One day the princess met a ______

king and became his fiancee for 23 fortnights before betrothel.

Haste makes ..................

...the Earth's axis wobble

What was Bingo's name?

Well his birthname was Sir Binghampton of Yorkshire Puddinghaste. But his legal name was Bingham Yorky Puddinhead.

What color is the sun?

^^ lol :D

The sun is dark purple at night, that's why you can't see it then.

Beauty is in the __________

...mirrors of the conceited.

a penny saved is....

...that much closer to the tax on a pack of gum.

Love thy ________.

Homemade chili

We the people of the....

Mesopotamia

Ready or not, here .............

Are your pizza rolls

London bridge is....

wearing panties!

Somethings rotten in ................

In my icebox

Two heads are...

are better than two tails.

God helps those who ...................

Badmouth the devil

Beggar,borrower, nor a....

blabbermouth be

A stitch in time saves ................

....The old witch a dime
makes no sense,
but at least it's a rhyme.

Here comes the bride,all dressed in....

white frosting, after passing out in the wedding cake

The best things in life are ...

....Illegal

For whom the bells....

Toll charges apply

A Tale of Two _____

-----Kitties

Even a man who is pure of heart and says his prayers at night.......

Still has to pay taxes, RATS!

There is more to life than increasing its ......

Fears of death

Don't fire until you see.....

marshmallows on sticks

you can hear the ocean in a ....

Whales belly

It never rains but it....

snores

The rain in Spain falls mainly in the ............

mud puddles!

If you can't stand the ___ get out of the ____

....corruption.....whitehouse

Once upon a midnight dreary.....

...I played a wrong question game. :)

It's important to wear shoes in the winter because ...

...Purple toes don't match the color of your coat.

How do fish sleep without drowning ?

I played the wrong game,try this one,

Every good boy does.....

the Twist!

Peter Piper picked a peck of ..........

Of peoples pockets.

Ladybug,ladybug, fly away home, your house is on fire,....

and you don't have any insurance!

Little Jack Horner sat in a .................

...Corner,
eating a bumble bee,
he put in his finger,
and pulled out a stinger,
and said, what a damn fool I be.

Round and round the mulberry bush,
the monkee....

ate a banana

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck ..........?

Good

They all ran after the farmers wife,
She cut off their.....

inheritance

Is your refrigerator _____ing?

Starv

" Its 5 year mission,to explore....

to videobroadcast every I Love Lucy episode

It's raining cats and .................

Fleas

Sally sells sea shells by the.....

used clothing donation center

The best things in life are _______

The stuff dreams are made of.

Old Macdonald had a dog,and.....

and on his dog he had a collar

A tisket a tasket a brown and yellow .........

casket

Silly rabbit,trix are for.....

sugar highs

If it freezes dont forget your pets, pipes and ....

picollos and picked peppers.

Hi Ho Hi Ho its off to work .........

We'll go,when we're done greeting prostitutes.

rub a dub dub.....

three hens in a shrub.

Haste makes ...............

paste
and tastes makes waists

Four score and seven.......

touchdowns ago

Give me liberty or give me ..................

My own ship

We have not yet begun to.....

remodel

I can not tell a lie. I chopped down the ................

rubber tree plant the ant moved. :(

the love of __is the root of all evil.

Reality shows

Little Bo peep has lost her....

g-string

Hey diddle the cat and the ...........

LMAO ^
...
fat little kitty

it's the best of both ______

Chins

There are more things in heaven and earth......

than at the best garage sales...

Turn your _______ upside down

refrigerator

Something's rotten in ...........

the freezer, someone turned the fridge upside down and it broke and all the meat spoiled.

...

How many loads of laundry does it take to wash everything?

When the laundromat attendant isn't around, I can get it all in one load.
Including the tarp for my pool.

Take me out to the ballgame,take me out to the crowd.
Buy me some.....

pretzels and five hot dogs, I'm gonna eat like a great giant hog

Silver bells, silver bells, it's Christmas time in ...........

The lone ranger's house

The answer my friend,is blowin in the.....

seashell

A river runs through ____

my backyard

A stitch in time saves

but a stitch past due is a shopaholic

Don't forget to take out the ___

convertible

A penny saved is a penny .........

Still worthless

An apple a day,keeps the.....

keeps the tree from being chopped down

What did peter piper pick?

a pack of puckered pumpkins


It's raining it's pouring the old man is ............

Oaring
I pity him cuz he cannot swim,
Now he's looking for a mooring.

Water,water every where, but not a.....

faucet winked or kitchen sink

To market to market to buy a fat......

To market to market to buy a fat...burning workout video

On a hot day you should ... to stay cool any chance you get.

sit directly under a sun lamp

Never put off for tomorrow what you can do .......

When the boss is watchin


Let me tell you a little story about a man named Jed,a poor mountaineer barely......

barely made it to the summit before making popcicles

Before making an important decision, one should....

put down the comic book.


Humpty dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty dumpty had a great.....

ball
All of the housestaff and every guest
Said that his parties were clearly the best


To Sir With .......

15% gratuity

you catch more ____ with ________ than ________

You catch more flies with manure than you do with Granny's fruitcake.

Little boy blue come blow....

up the baloons


April showers bring....

mud pits

May flowers bring _______

Pedro with his pruning shears.


Little miss Muffet sat on....

an Egg McMuffin

Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders.....

Better forget us,
Health Inspector's here and he won't let us cook.

Breaking rocks in the hot sun
I fought the......

Warden's Ma and the Ma won!

To Sir With .......

Mushrooms and anchovies

The boy stood on the burning deck.........

and ran around the stern to check

Here comes Peter Cottontail, hopping down .................

^ LOL @ y'all's hilarity :)

___

..the pile of snail mail. hippety hoppety Easter's on it's way.

:snowman:


^hey what are you doing here, aren't you supposed to be a bunny?
*NOPE it's the WRONG answer game, remember?* :crazy:

(Need a new question/phrase)


Bye Bye Miss American Pie. Drove my chevy to the levee but........

My car made me cry,

As this ol' noise was clinking,and I thought why?

Thinking this will be the last car I buy.



Oh when the saints go ......

to The World Series.


Somewhere over the rainbow. Way up high. There's a .......

Bee that just stung me
hope that he soon will die.


Jimmy cracked..... and I don't care

Bee that just stung me
hope that he soon will die.


Jimmy cracked..... and I don't care

an egg

I saw Mommy kissing ......... underneath the missletoe at night.

Donner and Blitzen


How much is that doggie in the......

in the litterbox?

When you wish upon a .....

Skunk,
Makes no difference if you're drunk.


Well I never been to Spain,
But I .....

having been to Paris, i can't complain

What goes up must come ___________

...come across a gaggle of geese flying south for the winter.

On the fifth day of Christmas,my true love gave to me.......

Nothing.
He called her a materialistic bitch and told her to hit the road.


Over the river and thru the woods.......

To chop down a cherry tree.

Four score and seven......

dwarfs ago


seek and ye shall.....

Go around in circles

It's not over until the fat lady...

Comes up with the money for liposuction.


My country tis of thee,
sweet land of.......

Money trees. Of cash we sing.

An apple a day, keeps ......

The farmer in the orchard busy with his shotgun.

Just got home from Illinois,
locked the front door oh boy,
got to sit down,take a......

Whiskey and rye to the levee

...and they were singing "bye bye Miss American...."

Miss American ?? Ain't she married yet ?

This is the house that Jack......

Had a hangover in.

"something's rotten in the state of ......"

Sorry about that, The garbage collectors are on strike in my state.


99 bottles of beer on the.....

rocks

Michael row your boat.....

I'm giving her all she has Captain,we can't get any more power without the dilithium crystals.


Oh my darlin,oh my darlin,oh my darlin Clementine.
You are.....

round just like an orange, and you sweetness is divine.

Give me liberty or give me .....

30 days in the hole.


There once was a man from Nantucket....

(That one is tempting isn't it ? )

who transported his beer in a bucket
One day it leaked
Splattering beer that reeked
And he said from now on he would truck it.

There was an old lady who lived in a .......

There was an old lady who lived in a tree,
She had so many squirrels,about a hundred and three,
She fed them some nuts until they asked for some more,
When she said she was out,they called her a whore.

The night was dark and the sky was blue....

....the perfect night for a Van Gogh painting.

This is the church,
This is the steeple,
Open the....

umbrella in case you don't get enough shade.

A bird in the hand is worth...

Whatever the cat will give you for him.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a.....

broken hip

take the last train to Clarksville and........

Take the last train to Clarksville
And you won't see me again
'cause there ain't no trains in Clarksville
So adios my friend.


Puff the magic dragon,lived by the....

resorts in Monte Carlo.

If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the ......

Olympic hammer throw event.


Dearly beloved,we are gathered here ....

For another K-Mart blue light sale.

Early to bed, early to rise makes a man......

have bloodshot eyes


It always rains before it......

yawns

Walk softly but carry a big .....

bottle of nitroglycerin


Every dog has his......

favorite tree!

I have not yet begun to ....

do my taxes


This is the house that Jack......

repossessed.

A watched pot never ......

Freezes


A bird in the hand.....................

will probably peck your pinkie

The owl and the pussycat....

went up a tree
To stare at the midnight moon
The owl stuck out a wing and started to sing
But the cat didn't know the tune


Listen my children and you shall hear
of the.....

Midnight train to Georgia

I can not tell ai lie. I chopped down...

The watermelon tree


Then I saw her face,now I'm ....

traumatized.

"Another Pleasant Valley Sunday, here in ...........

Lost Marbles Sanitarium


The rain in Spain falls...

y esta lloviendo.:) :cool:

Changes in (p)latitudes....;)

put me in higher altitudes


Let sleeping dogs ......

Dream of mailmen's legs


I shot an arrow into....

William Tell's apple.

An apple a day keeps the ......

dentist on your case.

Ask not what your country can do for you, but...

But what your county seat can!

A watched pot never.....

clocks in when you want.

Keep your feet on the floor and...

And your hands too - and do the twister!

Toto, I don't think we're in........

The Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame

You don't tug on Superman's....

butt, Lois Lane.;)

Look! Up in the sky! It's a......

An eagle doing wheelies.

Come ride the little train that is going down the track to the.....

Hog farm
It is run by Kate
Come and guess her weight
At the hog farm


I've been cheated,been mistreated
When will I ....

Be placed in bondage

...Lots of curves you bet, even more when you get to ......

The relief pitchers


New York is where I'd rather stay
I get allergic smelling...

They walk alike. They talk alike. You could lose your mind. When cousins are....

Driving while blind


When indian fights are colorful sights
and nobody takes a licken
where paleface and redskin both....

Use Coppertone tanning lotion.

Who can turn the world on with her smile? Who can take a nothing day and ...

And suddenly vomit up bile


Didn't need no welfare state
everybody pulled his.....

gun.

Four score and seven years ago...

...women's bras were built with a good foundation.

We have nothing to fear but ....

Finding Boll weevils in our pancake mix


With the thoughts I'd be thinkin
I could be another Lincoln
If I only had....

a beard

"Somewhere over the .......

propane tank lies greener grass.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick....

Jack jumped over a country hick



Eat,drink and be merry because...

tomorrow you're getting liposuction!

An apple a day keeps .....

your digestive system well regulated.

With great power comes...

A great utility bill


Can't squeeze blood from a....

gingerbread man.

That's one small step for man....

And one giant leap for a 10ft tall grasshopper.


Sally sells seashells by the....

slip n' slide


Ring around the rosie, a pocket.....

full of birdseed.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over a .......

Dixie Chick


Fe, fi, fo fum, I smell....

something rotten in Denmark.

Early to bed. Early to rise. Makes a man healthy, wealthy and.....

boring.

I want to rock 'n' roll all night....

and be tardy everyday


I was standing on the corner in Winslow Arizona,
such a .....

Beautiful day it is outside.

No more pencils, no more books...

No more embezzlers no more crooks...


To err is human to forgive ....

Us our trespasses

Take me out to the ballgame...

Buy me some tofu and low-carb snacks, I don't care if the players show slack.

If you can't beat 'em......

try to at least keep the score close.

The best defense is...

try to at least keep the score close.

The best defense is...

good documentation.

What doesn't kill you makes you....

deathly ill.

A watched pot never .....

Flushes


To every each his...

Flushes


To every each his...

equal share.

One man's meat is another man's...

equal share.

One man's meat is another man's...

Vegan paradise.

Easy come easy .....

Vegan paradise.

Easy come easy .....


goulash recipe.


It's raining cats and...

armadillos

The Capitol of the United States is......

armadillos

The Capitol of the United States is......

Lost Springs, Wyoming

She was as quiet as a...

rhino.

Poor as a church......

That isn't tax exempt


The captain goes down with his....

kangaroo

How now brown....

kangaroo

How now brown....

cat chow.

I scream, You scream, We all scream for...

Help downstream

Old Macdonald had a.....

Help downstream

Old Macdonald had a.....

hamburger.

Twinkle twinkle little...

diamond

Walk softly but carry a big......

diamond

Walk softly but carry a big......

suitcase.

Not all those who wander are...

interns

"Oh Come all ye...."

interns

"Oh Come all ye...."

irresponsible."

"Oh, the weather outside is...."

Inside, time for a new roof.


One if by land, two if....

by camel.

A watched pot never...

by camel.

A watched pot never...

calls the kettle black.

A fool and his money are...

Are taxpayers


Things that go bump in the....

Are taxpayers


Things that go bump in the....

disco

Bye Bye Miss American Pie. Drove my Chevy to the.....

disco

Bye Bye Miss American Pie. Drove my Chevy to the.....

deli.

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I....

Took the one without a toll



What we got here is failure to....

delegate

To be or not to be, that is ....

delegate

To be or not to be, that is ....

the chatter of an indecisive man.

Don't count your chickens before....

your roosters

Don't cry over spilled ....

your roosters

Don't cry over spilled ....

apple cider.

It's beginning to look a lot like....

apple cider.

It's beginning to look a lot like....

Flag Day.

"have yourself a merry little ....

birthday.

A-tisket a-tasket, a green and yellow....

bowling ball

Every little breeze seems to whisper....

Cut cheese


Old King Cole was a .....

cantankerous old fart.

To market to market to buy a fat ..

Ham

Home again,home again that's where I am.





Ain't no grave gonna hold my....

my book collection.

A bird in the hand, is worth two in the....

hair.

The ball is in your....

beach house.

It's raining cats and ....