Here we go again...

Originally posted by Chambers
Here we go again...

Oh dear lord.

Originally posted by periacta
Oh dear lord.

Say something interesting.

Originally posted by Chambers
Prepare for a viewing of "Cinderella III." This is the one where Cinderella gets pregnant and learns about the evils of abortion.

How about Cinderella gets pregnant and learns about the evils of militant pro-lifers?

Originally posted by periacta
How about Cinderella gets pregnant and learns about the evils of militant pro-lifers?

Better, but that's just a bootleg version, like Cinderella IV, where Cinderella helps organize a gay pride parade.

I can't stand this thread not being stickied. Everything is out of place.

Wow, I'm surprised the Gay Pride thing didn't come first.
After all, this is Disney.

The non-stickyness is bothering me, too.
Can't Brian change that?

I'm bored.
Text books are boring.

Somebody entertain me.

Oh now it's a sticky. The world makes sense again.
Thanks, Brian.

Originally posted by Chambers
I'm bored.
Text books are boring.

Somebody entertain me.

You know, I learned a great trick for reading really boring texts. My big sister taught it to me.


While reading the text, imagine it being read in the voice of Hannibal Lecter.

I don't know...it works for me.

It's stuck.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
It's stuck.

Thanks, Brian.

I can't wait till I get The Tortellis tape. Hopefully this guy isn't a scammer.

Originally posted by periacta
You know, I learned a great trick for reading really boring texts. My big sister taught it to me.


While reading the text, imagine it being read in the voice of Hannibal Lecter.

I don't know...it works for me.


Hey...cool! I'll try that.


I have a big sister (almost 5 years older than me). She introduced me to The Silence of the Lambs.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
I can't wait till I get The Tortellis tape. Hopefully this guy isn't a scammer.

Hopefully not. If he is, I know a guy who knows a another guy who knows a girl who knows this guy who can take care of him, if you know what I mean.

Originally posted by Chambers
Hey...cool! I'll try that.


I have a big sister (almost 5 years older than me). She introduced me to Silence of the Lambs.

I introduced myself to SOTL. Actually, my parents did, because that was THE movie that I was absolutely, under no circumstances, allowed to see. Neither of my parents have seen it, but they were sure that it "objectified women."
So of course I went out and saw it when I was 15. Then I bought it.
I still don't know if I'm allowed to see it, not that it matters anymore.

My wife is a Castellano....as in Paul Castellano former NYC crime boss. She is related to him and the Gambinos.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
My wife is a Castellano....as in Paul Castellano former NYC crime boss. She is related to him and the Gambinos.

That's pretty sweet.

Originally posted by periacta
I introduced myself to SOTL. Actually, my parents did, because that was THE movie that I was absolutely, under no circumstances, allowed to see. Neither of my parents have seen it, but they were sure that it "objectified women."
So of course I went out and saw it when I was 15. Then I bought it.
I still don't know if I'm allowed to see it, not that it matters anymore.

My parents didn't want me to see it either (just because they thought it would scare me - but it didn't). They didnt want me to see The Exorcist either. But that movie was a joke. Not scary at all.

But get this: they took me to see ET when I was 3, and I had nightmares for the next 6 years of my life.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
My wife is a Castellano....as in Paul Castellano former NYC crime boss. She is related to him and the Gambinos.

Well, ok. But my guy is notorious for his skills. He's a master at the whole "kick me" sign deal.

Am I the only one in the WORLD who liked The Exorcist?
No, it's not scary, but it is pretty cool.
And I love The Exorcist Theme.
What is it called?


Tubular Bells, I think.

I love that.

I haven't seen that flick in years. I wasn't all that crazy about it though.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
I haven't seen that flick in years. I wasn't all that crazy about it though.

I wasn't crazy about it, but I didn't think it sucked as much as everyone else thought.

And, like I said, the theme...

****ing AWESOME.

The Exorcist was pretty cool, but not scary. I expected more, that's all.


By the way, Homer Simpson's voice is working better than Hannibal's. Whenever I need to emphasize a term, I'll just go, "Mmmmmmm.....Indifference Curve...." *drool* Then again... "Indifference Curve....vst vst vst vst" also has a nice ring to it. I'll reconsider Lecter.

I will agree that the theme was chilling, but the best horror movie theme I ever heard was from Halloween.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
I will agree that the theme was chilling, but the best horror movie theme I ever heard was from Halloween.

Yeah right. ET had the best horror theme song.

Originally posted by Chambers
Yeah right. ET had the best horror theme song.

WhatEVER. Actually, The Others had a good theme.

And I think, Brian, the most scary movie I've ever seen would have to be...ok, I'm drawing a complete blank.

Se7en, maybe?

Originally posted by periacta
WhatEVER. Actually, The Others had a good theme.

And I think, Brian, the most scary movie I've ever seen would have to be...ok, I'm drawing a complete blank.

Se7en, maybe?

That didn't scare me either.

But Signs did. Ok, so I have a problem with aliens.

The Others was really cool, though.

Originally posted by periacta
While reading the text, imagine it being read in the voice of Hannibal Lecter.

I don't know...it works for me.

I use James Earl Jones myself.

Originally posted by Chambers
But Signs did. Ok, so I have a problem with aliens.

I really liked Signs until the part where you actually see the aliens.
That completely ruined it for me. :thumbsdow

Originally posted by barwars
I really liked Signs until the part where you actually see the aliens.
That completely ruined it for me. :thumbsdown:

I agree. They should have stuck with the reflections and shadows.

Scariest movie ever.... Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original)

The remake was good, but nowhere as scary.

Originally posted by Chambers
That didn't scare me either.

But Signs did. Ok, so I have a problem with aliens.

The Others was really cool, though.

What REALLY scared me in Se7en was the fat dead guy.
Ew.

Yeah, The Others rocked, like, hardcore.

I loves me some Nicole Kidman.

Actually, the scariest thing I've ever seen was an episode of the X-Files. They usually don't scare me, but the one with the human bug thing that totally looked like it was tweaking, the thing that was "hiding in the light" and it crawled on the celings. For years after that I'd watch the celing looking for the scary bug guy on speed.

Originally posted by Chambers
I agree. They should have stuck with the reflections and shadows.

Not to mention that it was the beginning of Mel Gibson's religious takeover.

(A priest with kids??.... not a smart man)

Originally posted by periacta
What REALLY scared me in Se7en was the fat dead guy.
Ew.

Yeah, The Others rocked, like, hardcore.

I loves me some Nicole Kidman.

Actually, the scariest thing I've ever seen was an episode of the X-Files. They usually don't scare me, but the one with the human bug thing that totally looked like it was tweaking, the thing that was "hiding in the light" and it crawled on the celings. For years after that I'd watch the celing looking for the scary bug guy on speed.

A few of the X-Files episodes scared me. One of them was the one with the stretchy guy who crawled through vents - my bedroom door was right next to a vent.

I never liked The X-Files.
Movie nor TV show.

is it just me, or did the new thread breath some new life into our boredom??

Originally posted by barwars
Not to mention that it was the beginning of Mel Gibson's religious takeover.

(A priest with kids??.... not a smart man)

haha
I didn't even think of that.
In my mind, the old Mel is unrelated to the current Mel.

Originally posted by Chambers
A few of the X-Files episodes scared me. One of them was the one with the stretchy guy who crawled through vents - my bedroom door was right next to a vent.

I don't know why, but only that ONE episode scared me...

Originally posted by barwars
is it just me, or did the new thread breath some new life into our boredom??

Yes, it did. Thanks to my boredom, which gave way to periacta's Hannibal advice, which then gave way to this horror movie discussion.

I'm not a fan of the X-Files movie, but the series had some good episodes...and a bunch of very bad ones. Still, Mulder and Scully are cool in my book.

Originally posted by barwars
I never liked The X-Files.
Movie nor TV show.


*GASP*

blasphemy!

Originally posted by Chambers
In my mind, the old Mel is unrelated to the current Mel.

You mean the Die Hard series isn't a satire of the 4 gospels??











Nothing makes sense to me.

Originally posted by periacta
*GASP*

blasphemy!

haha
What can I say? Im not a sci-fi fan.
Although I do like Star Wars.

Originally posted by barwars
You mean the Die Hard series isn't a satire of the 4 gospels??











Nothing makes sense to me.

I think you mean Leathal Weapon 1, 2, 3 & 4

Originally posted by Chambers
Yes, it did. Thanks to my boredom, which gave way to periacta's Hannibal advice, which then gave way to this horror movie discussion.

I'm not a fan of the X-Files movie, but the series had some good episodes...and a bunch of very bad ones. Still, Mulder and Scully are cool in my book.

The X-Files rocked for a number of years.
Then it sucked like the world had never seen sucking before.

Originally posted by periacta
*GASP*

blasphemy!

I know - but I don't want to be kicked off his "perfect taste" list.

Anyway, Scully is an awesome character. She's the Lilith type - without the, um, comedy.

Originally posted by periacta
The X-Files rocked for a number of years.
Then it sucked like the world had never seen sucking before.

The early seasons are the best. It should have stopped after 5 seasons or so.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
I think you mean Leathal Weapon 1, 2, 3 & 4

I did.
I did.
I thought that in my head
had a mental picture of Mel with Danny Glover.
But typed "Die Hard"
dumbass.

Sci Fi is not my bag either.......although I liked the V mini series back in the '80's.

Originally posted by Chambers

Anyway, Scully is an awesome character. She's the Lilith type - without the, um, comedy.

You're right. Though she could be pretty comedic. But I digress...what board are we on again?

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Sci Fi is not my bag either.......although I liked the V mini series back in the '80's.

Not to sound stupid (although I already have with the DieHard/LethalWeapon mixup).... but is it pronounced "Vee" or "Five"??

The Anti Mel Gibson/Horror/X-files board

Originally posted by barwars
Not to sound stupid (although I already have with the DieHard/LethalWeapon mixup).... but is it pronounced "Vee" or "Five"??

V (Vee)

There is no Lilith without comedy.


But speaking of Lilith.... Lucille reminds me of her on Arrested Development.
For those who haven't seen it.... well, your lose.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
The Anti Mel Gibson/Horror/X-files board

Oh good, then I am in the right place.

Originally posted by periacta
Oh good, then I am in the right place.

haha
nice avatar btw.

Originally posted by barwars
There is no Lilith without comedy.


But speaking of Lilith.... Lucille reminds me of her on Arrested Development.
For those who haven't seen it.... well, your lose.

That's one show, that I want to like, but just can't get into.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
That's one show, that I want to like, but just can't get into.

tsk tsk tsk
Even so.... put your TV on FOX at 8:30 on Sundays.
You don't necessarily need to watch.... we just need all the viewers we can get.



Although how that works will always confuse me.

Originally posted by barwars
haha
nice avatar btw.

Who, me? *blushes*
Why, thank you.

It kind of creeps me out, it's like I have Bebe living in a little box.

Originally posted by barwars
There is no Lilith without comedy.


But speaking of Lilith.... Lucille reminds me of her on Arrested Development.
For those who haven't seen it.... well, your lose.

Lucille...I can see it.
But Scully is still the Lilith of the "drama" realm. Because I said so.

Originally posted by barwars

Although how that works will always confuse me.

You TOO?

Like, do they have sensors on our TV that tell Big Brother what we watch?
Somehow I doubt that that's the case, but...

Originally posted by barwars
tsk tsk tsk
Even so.... put your TV on FOX at 8:30 on Sundays.
You don't necessarily need to watch.... we just need all the viewers we can get.



Although how that works will always confuse me.

I don't get how it really works either. I think you need a Nielsen Box to make it count.

Originally posted by periacta


It kind of creeps me out, it's like I have Bebe living in a little box.

Bebe, the mime.

Originally posted by Chambers
Lucille...I can see it.
But Scully is still the Lilith of the "drama" realm. Because I said so.

Good reasoning, Chambers.

Though I don't think that Frasier would make a good Mulder.

*Shudders*

Originally posted by Brian Damage
I don't get how it really works either. I think you need a Nielsen Box to make it count.

People without the box don't matter. Stupid statistics people.

Originally posted by periacta
Though I don't think that Frasier would make a good Mulder.

*Shudders*

You really aren't anti-Frasier, aren't you??

Originally posted by periacta
Good reasoning, Chambers.

Though I don't think that Frasier would make a good Mulder.

*Shudders*


Ew ew ew.
No.

Originally posted by Chambers
People without the box don't matter. Stupid statistics people.

It's all about the box.

Wait, is this the Neilsen box, or the one with Bebe in it?

But only something like 5000 people have a box.
Maybe those 5000 people have bad taste.

Originally posted by periacta
Good reasoning, Chambers.

Though I don't think that Frasier would make a good Mulder.

*Shudders*

I could see Kelsey in a drama playing a detective solving mysteries. Although I could also see Dr. Frasier Crane and Niles spinoff in a Crane Boys Mysteries Show.

I was watching the Wings episode with Frasier and Lilith before I left home, and Frasier freaked me out when he talked about Lilith's little porcelain body. Ew.

Originally posted by periacta
It's all about the box.

Wait, is this the Neilsen box, or the one with Bebe in it?

there's a difference??

Originally posted by Brian Damage
I could see Kelsey in a drama playing a detective solving mysteries. Although I could also see Dr. Frasier Crane and Niles spinoff in a Crane Boys Mysteries Show.

I think somebody (maybe it was you) suggested that for the heavily rumored Frasier continuation.
Although sadly -- that never panned out.

Originally posted by Chambers
I was watching the Wings episode with Frasier and Lilith before I left home, and Frasier freaked me out when he talked about Lilith's little porcelain body. Ew.

hahahaha

Originally posted by Chambers
I was watching the Wings episode with Frasier and Lilith before I left home, and Frasier freaked me out when he talked about Lilith's little porcelain body. Ew.

You too? Me too!

That was a dumb um, exclamation.

But yeah. Frasier just really creeps me out. Sorry, Friths.

Originally posted by periacta
It's all about the box.

Wait, is this the Neilsen box, or the one with Bebe in it?

Neilsen.

Originally posted by barwars
there's a difference??
<------- She KNOWS what you watch on TV...

Originally posted by periacta
You too? Me too!

That was a dumb um, exclamation.

But yeah. Frasier just really creeps me out. Sorry, Friths.

I'm only a "Frith" when Lilith walks all over Frasier.

how did you get this up to 6 pages today?

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
how did you get this up to 6 pages today?

Magic of course.

We're just cool like that.

(read: We just have no "lives" like that.)

Originally posted by Chambers
I'm only a "Frith" when Lilith walks all over Frasier.

Isn't that how it was meant to be??
Frasier in charge = not funny.


"Whipped, and proud of it"

Originally posted by periacta
<------- She KNOWS what you watch on TV...

She's got some pair of Gams!
















Listen to me, I said Gams, what am I living in Prohibition days?!?

Originally posted by barwars
Isn't that how it was meant to be??
Frasier in charge = not funny.


"Whipped, and proud of it"

Yes, but without Frasier's little creepy professor-type objectifications. He just sounds like a creepy professor talking about a student. I don't know where I got that from, but it's just CREEPY the way he talks about her sometimes.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
She's got some pair of Gams!
















Listen to me, I said Gams, what am I living in Prohibition days?!?

Brian, check this out...The Internet Guide to Jazz Age Slang (http://home.earthlink.net/~dlarkins/slang-pg.htm)

We should use it more often.

But yes, her gams are quite lovely.

Originally posted by Chambers
Yes, but without Frasier's little creepy professor-type objectifications. He just sounds like a creepy professor talking about a student. I don't know where I got that from, but it's just CREEPY the way he talks about her sometimes.

...that is the most disgusting thing I've heard all day.
Thank you for ruining Cheers for me.

That's a great little site. :lol:

Originally posted by periacta
...that is the most disgusting thing I've heard all day.
Thank you for ruining Cheers for me.

HAHA
But it DOES sound like that. It was bad enough that Diane dated her professor. It was all sick. There was a lot of sick **** in Cheers. Hey, agree with me. Tell me I'm not crazy.

Originally posted by Chambers
HAHA
But it DOES sound like that. It was bad enough that Diane dated her professor. It was all sick. There was a lot of sick **** in Cheers. Hey, agree with me. Tell me I'm not crazy.


Heck, Sam hired a murderer to take out Diane for the evening. :lol:

Originally posted by Chambers
HAHA
But it DOES sound like that. It was bad enough that Diane dated her professor. It was all sick. There was a lot of sick **** in Cheers. Hey, agree with me. Tell me I'm not crazy.

Or how about Harry Connick Jr's portrait of Rebecca turned into Carla??
That still gives me nightmares.




Wait no, the fact that Cheers had Harry Connick Jr. on period was what gave me nightmares. God I hate that guy.

Originally posted by Chambers
HAHA
But it DOES sound like that. It was bad enough that Diane dated her professor. It was all sick. There was a lot of sick **** in Cheers. Hey, agree with me. Tell me I'm not crazy.

You're not crazy.

But we didn't need it pointed out to us.

Originally posted by barwars
Or how about Harry Connick Jr's portrait of Rebecca turned into Carla??
That still gives me nightmares.




Wait no, the fact that Cheers had Harry Connick Jr. on period was what gave me nightmares. God I hate that guy.

Oh dear God. That portrait gives me nightmares too.

Originally posted by periacta
You're not crazy.

But we didn't need it pointed out to us.

I'm the shrink here.
Confront your fears.

God said: Let there be Gams.

And there were.

And they were good.



Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Speaking of portraits, that velvet portrait Sam got done of Diane was flat out hilarious!

Originally posted by Chambers
I'm the shrink here.
Confront your fears.

You're a ****ing sadistic shrink, you are!


(I'm a good girl, I am!)

Originally posted by periacta
God: said Let there be Gams.

And there were.

And they were good.



Sorry, couldn't help myself.

Dry up, you rube.

The Return of the Jazz Age Slang.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Speaking of portraits, that velvet portrait Sam got done of Diane was flat out hilarious!

hahaha
I love that episode.
Part 1 was kind of boring, but the nose-picking more than made up for it in Part 2

Originally posted by barwars
hahaha
I love that episode.
Part 1 was kind of boring, but the nose-picking more than made up for it in Part 2

I love the fights in both parts. The telephone strangulation and the nose part.

Originally posted by Chambers
Dry up, you rube.

The Return of the Jazz Age Slang.

Futz you, Chambers!

Originally posted by Chambers
I love the fights in both parts. The telephone strangulation and the nose part.

ohh ohh, forgot the telephone strangulation.
good point.
the best fights were always season finales.

Originally posted by periacta
Futz you, Chambers!

Lay off, palooka. You're not match for me.

all this jazz slang has got me balled up

Originally posted by barwars
all this jazz slang has got me balled up

Pipe down, you pinko.

Oooh look at that. I forgot about my reading. Oh heck, I'll do it tomorrow morning.

Originally posted by Chambers
Pipe down, you pinko.

How did we go from Jazz talk to Archie Bunker talk?!

100 posts already?

Originally posted by barwars
How did we go from Jazz talk to Archie Bunker talk?!

bushwa.

BUSHwa.

Originally posted by Chambers
bushwa.

BUSHwa.

you forgot to add the r

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
100 posts already?

sad isnt it?

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
100 posts already?

Fed this thread some growth hormones.

Originally posted by barwars
you forgot to add the r

hahahah
I mean..."I don't know what you're talking about."

Lets go for it.... 1000 tonight.

Originally posted by Chambers
Fed this thread some growth hormones.

Wait, you FED it some?
I injected some!

Crap...anyone else?

Originally posted by barwars
sad isnt it?

Not really. Its just that these threads usually don't get this active.

Originally posted by periacta
Wait, you FED it some?
I injected some!

Crap...anyone else?


looks like we come full circle to the X-Files again.
I injected something, but not with a needle.
If you catch my drift.

Originally posted by barwars
Lets go for it.... 1000 tonight.


Oh yeah. I'm ready to go.
Wait...what happens when we reach 1000?

Originally posted by barwars
looks like we come full circle to the X-Files again.
I injected something, but not with a needle.
If you catch my drift.

You're a brave man, barwars.

Originally posted by Chambers
Oh yeah. I'm ready to go.
Wait...what happens when we reach 1000?

New thread.

Originally posted by Chambers
Oh yeah. I'm ready to go.
Wait...what happens when we reach 1000?

We all go out and buy ourselves something nice.

Like fruit roll ups.

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
Not really. Its just that these threads usually don't get this active.

haha
we're bored
we had the day off from school/work
we're sick of our families.

Originally posted by periacta
We all go out and buy ourselves something nice.

Like fruit roll ups.

or a "life"

Originally posted by barwars
haha
we're bored
we had the day off from school/work
we're sick of our families.

Mostly the last one.

I do have reading I need to do for my Sex and Society class, and for Biology... but I'll do that later tonight.

Originally posted by barwars
or a "life"

I actually have one of those.

I just avoid it whenever possible.

Originally posted by barwars
or a "life"

Ok, then we must all vow to party and get drunk when we reach 1000.

Originally posted by barwars
haha
we're bored
we had the day off from school/work
we're sick of our families.

1&3 apply to me. I didn't start school yet.

Originally posted by periacta
I actually have one of those.

I just avoid it whenever possible.

Oh! That's the witty remark I wanted to make, but couldn't find the right words. Damn. You win.

Originally posted by Chambers
Oh! That's the witty remark I wanted to make, but couldn't find the right words. Damn. You win.

*Throws hands up in the air*

Whooo!

I won!

Demon Bitch gets a point!

Originally posted by periacta
I do have reading I need to do for my Sex and Society class

Just tune into TBS for a few minutes, catch some Sarah Jessica Parker with her slutty friends.... get confused as to why its considered a comedy.... and bam. No reading necessary.







Ohh, that's "society"
nevermind.

I'm go glad my roommate likes TV!

Originally posted by periacta
*Throws hands up in the air*

Whooo!

I won!

Demon Bitch gets a point!

what is this?!
a fourth wheel?!

Originally posted by barwars
Just tune into TBS for a few minutes, catch some Sarah Jessica Parker with her slutty friends.... get confused as to why its considered a comedy.... and bam. No reading necessary.







Ohh, that's "society"
nevermind.

hahaha
I was thinking the same thing.

Originally posted by barwars
what is this?!
a fourth wheel?!

Oh my God. You're right. Burn her.

Originally posted by Chambers
I'm go glad my roommate likes TV!

haha
gold.

Cheers or Frasier??

Originally posted by barwars
what is this?!
a fourth wheel?!

Ok, I know I'm really dense, but...what?

She likes Frasier and Cheers - but I don't think she's a die-hard fan. But good enough, huh?

Originally posted by periacta
Ok, I know I'm really dense, but...what?

hahaha
somewhere around here Chambers, Moondance and I were a rock-paper-scissors team.


Although Moondance rarely won.
But, she's probably dead from the hurricane parade (because God hates Florida, both voters and residents)
She'll be missed.

















....I'll flip ya for her stool.

Originally posted by Chambers
She likes Frasier and Cheers - but I don't think she's a die-hard fan. But good enough, huh?

that's cool.
other opinions?? AD or Seinfeld??

Originally posted by barwars
Just tune into TBS for a few minutes, catch some Sarah Jessica Parker with her slutty friends.... get confused as to why its considered a comedy.... and bam. No reading necessary.







Ohh, that's "society"
nevermind.

Yeah, its actually better than that. Last class we got into this big huge argument about whether Greece's gender hierarchy (keeping in mind Galen's "one-sex model") was determined more by politics or biology.

Originally posted by periacta
Yeah, its actually better than that. Last class we got into this big huge argument about whether Greece's gender hierarchy (keeping in mind Galen's "one-sex model") was determined more by politics or biology.

I love arguements.
They make school interesting.
That's probably why Social Studies is my favorite class.

Originally posted by barwars
hahaha
somewhere around here Chambers, Moondance and I were a rock-paper-scissors team.


Although Moondance rarely won.
But, she's probably dead from the hurricane parade (because God hates Florida, both voters and residents)
She'll be missed.

















....I'll flip ya for her stool.

Tails!

Yeah, I was like...dude, don't most things *have* 4 wheels?

I'm pretty sure Seinfeld is a yes. Will ask about AD later.

:wave:

Just got done watching the Night Court marathon on the Biography Channel it was great :D

Ok, sharing time:

What are everyone's neuroses?


PS. I'm making dinner, so I'll be running back and forth to the computer. But I'm still here.

Originally posted by periacta
Ok, sharing time:

What are everyone's neuroses?


PS. I'm making dinner, so I'll be running back and forth to the computer. But I'm still here.


Let's make this more exciting and guess each other's neuroses.

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:wave:

Just got done watching the Night Court marathon on the Biography Channel it was great :D

YOU
MAKE
ME
SICK







I love Night Court.
One of the most underrated shows ever.
I can't wait until it comes to DVD!!
It's very Cheers-esque.

Originally posted by barwars
YOU
MAKE
ME
SICK







I love Night Court.
One of the most underrated shows ever.
I can't wait until it comes to DVD!!
It's very Cheers-esque.

I have always loved Night Court, it truly is underrated, I want it on DVD so bad, and Biography does a great job airing it, I don't think they cut much at all :)

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
I have always loved Night Court, it truly is underrated, I want it on DVD so bad, and Biography does a great job airing it, I don't think they cut much at all :)

If I did get Biography channel, I would've been in front of it ALL DAY.

Originally posted by barwars
If I did get Biography channel, I would've been in front of it ALL DAY.

:( I wish you had it, our cable co. added it a few months ago

:eek: I didn't even know there was a marathon till I saw it on the cable guide :)

Originally posted by Chambers
Let's make this more exciting and guess each other's neuroses.

Alright.

Barwars, anti-social, um...

Originally posted by periacta
Alright.

Barwars, anti-social, um...

and compulsively sarcastic.

Originally posted by periacta
Alright.

Barwars, anti-social, um...

not entirely.
I have a life, not much of one, but I do.


Originally posted by Chambers
and compulsively sarcastic.

of all the times for me to draw a blank, its here.
:rolleyes:

I'm completely normal. So don't waste your time on me.

Note: that was not reverse psychology.
Note: that note was not reverse psychology either.

Originally posted by Chambers
I'm completely normal. So don't waste your time on me.

Note: that was not reverse psychology.
Note: that note was not reverse psychology either.

Chambers....
anti-social, and umm, do perfect taste or copy-cat count??

Originally posted by barwars
Chambers....
anti-social, and umm, do perfect taste or copy-cat count??

:mad:

I am so not a copy-cat. You're the copy-cat.

Originally posted by Chambers
:mad:

I am so not a copy-cat. You're the copy-cat.

:lol:

you two keep confusing me with your avatars, I have to make sure I'm responding to the right post :mad: :lol:

Originally posted by Chambers
:mad:

I am so not a copy-cat. You're the copy-cat.

I guess "unfunny" could be added too.

Chambers has Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder

NOT OCD.

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:lol:

you two keep confusing me with your avatars, I have to make sure I'm responding to the right post :mad: :lol:

I don't think I'll ever change mine.
Unless of course Chambers finds a way to make it better.

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:lol:

you two keep confusing me with your avatars, I have to make sure I'm responding to the right post :mad: :lol:

Haha I know.
I stalked barwars today over to the Frasier board, but I accidentally clicked my own "search for more posts" thing.

Oh, and I'm NOT a stalker.

Originally posted by barwars
I guess "unfunny" could be added too.
Oh my God. You are so dead.

Originally posted by Chambers
Haha I know.
I stalked barwars today over to the Frasier board, but I accidentally clicked my own "search for more posts" thing.

Oh, and I'm NOT a stalker.

wait, what??

Originally posted by periacta
Chambers has Obsessive Compulsive Personality Disorder

NOT OCD.

What's the difference?

Originally posted by Chambers
Oh my God. You are so dead.


hahahahaha
that was funny, I'll give you that.

Originally posted by Chambers
What's the difference?

If you didnt have it, you might understand.

Originally posted by Chambers
Haha I know.
I stalked barwars today over to the Frasier board, but I accidentally clicked my own "search for more posts" thing.

Oh, and I'm NOT a stalker.

Add Paranoid Personality Disorder

Originally posted by barwars
wait, what??

I also almost accidentally edited one of your posts today thinking it was mine. But now I just look out for Eddie and that makes me less confused.

Stalk is such a strong word. I just checked to see what your last post was a while ago. I do that to people on my buddy list when I'm bored. Oh wait - you're not on my buddy list anymore. You're the unfunny one. Dead and unfunny.

Originally posted by barwars
I don't think I'll ever change mine.
Unless of course Chambers finds a way to make it better.

I like it you def. should keep it :)

Originally posted by Chambers
What's the difference?

Ok, I'm quoting from my Ab Psych book here...OCPD is
"excessive concern with order, rules, and trivial details; perfectionistic; lack of expressiveness and warmth; difficulty in relaxing and having fun."

I know this sh*t cause I have it too.

OCD is the irrational need (compulsion) to do a certain thing in order for the irrational, repetitive thoughts (obsessions) to stop.

Originally posted by Chambers
Haha I know.
I stalked barwars today over to the Frasier board, but I accidentally clicked my own "search for more posts" thing.

Oh, and I'm NOT a stalker.

:lol: I'm in trouble if one of you changes your screenname :eek: :lol:

Originally posted by Chambers
I also almost accidentally edited one of your posts today thinking it was mine. But now I just look out for Eddie and that makes me less confused.

Stalk is such a strong word. I just checked to see what your last post was a while ago. I do that to people on my buddy list when I'm bored. Oh wait - you're not on my buddy list anymore. You're the unfunny one. Dead and unfunny.


It was only a joke.
Ya know?, its when you say something that makes people laugh?

Originally posted by periacta
Add Paranoid Personality Disorder


hey hey what is this? I told you I'm NORMAL.

I do the "not stalking" thing too.

I don't have anyone on my buddy list.

Originally posted by Chambers
hey hey what is this? I told you I'm NORMAL.

Ahh, denial, how nice to meet you.

I've been here for 2 years and never knew about it.

Originally posted by barwars
It was only a joke.
Ya know?, its when you say something that makes people laugh?

But I didn't laugh. Therefore, according to your definition, it wasn't a joke.
I win. You die.

Barwars is schizoid

(don't get that confused with Schizophrenic or schizotypal, they're different)

Originally posted by Chambers
But I didn't laugh. Therefore, according to your definition, it wasn't a joke.
I win. You die.

Are you trying to kill me over the internet??
Not possible.
Maybe severe eye strain, but no death.

Originally posted by barwars
Are you trying to kill me over the internet??
Not possible.
Maybe severe eye strain, but no death.

Damn. Fine, it's a tie.

Originally posted by barwars
Are you trying to kill me over the internet??
Not possible.
Maybe severe eye strain, but no death.

But let me work on that severe eye strain.

Originally posted by periacta
Barwars is schizoid

(don't get that confused with Schizophrenic or schizotypal, they're different)

explain then.

My french teacher who's maiden name was Phrenic (I know a guy who's dad went to the prom with her, long story) (they called her Schizo in highschool), and I mentioned someone being Schizo and she went BIZERK. (or however its spelled)

Originally posted by Chambers
But let me work on that severe eye strain.

YOU CAN HAVE -SIZE?!
kickass.

Originally posted by barwars
YOU CAN HAVE -SIZE?!
kickass.

loser

Originally posted by Chambers
loser

I got it before it was yellow.
:p

Originally posted by barwars
explain then.

My french teacher who's maiden name was Phrenic (I know a guy who's dad went to the prom with her, long story) (they called her Schizo in highschool), and I mentioned someone being Schizo and she went BIZERK. (or however its spelled)

Ok, Schizophrenic means (in Greek, I think?) a Break with Reality.
You all pretty much know what Schizophrenia is.

Schizotypal Personality disorder is a manifests itself in a much milder way, causing peculiar thought patterns, oddities of perception and speech that interfere with social interaction.

But that's not you.

Schizoid Personality disorder is defined as one with:
Impaired social relationships, inability and lack of desire to form attachments with others.

Jeez.

Originally posted by barwars
I got it before it was yellow.
:p

Damn you.

My birthday is tomorrow :)

(a) feelings of excessive doubt and caution;
(b) preoccupation with details, rules, lists, order, organization or schedule;
(c) perfectionism that interferes with task completion;
(d) excessive conscientiousness, scrupulousness, and undue preoccupation with productivity to the exclusion of pleasure and interpersonal relationships;
(e) excessive pedantry and adherence to social conventions;
(f) rigidity and stubbornness;
(g) unreasonable insistence by the patient that others submit to exactly his or her way of doing things, or unreasonable reluctance to allow others to do things;
(h) intrusion of insistent and unwelcome thoughts or impulses.
http://www.mentalhealth.com/icd/p22-pe10.html


Hey...that is so not me.

Well, maybe a teeny tiny little bit.

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
My birthday is tomorrow :)
oh cool!! Doing anything special?

Originally posted by Chambers
oh cool!! Doing anything special?

not really, I am just going to veg out and watch DVDs all day :D

Originally posted by Chambers
Hey...that is so not me.

Well, maybe a teeny tiny little bit.

Told You!

Originally posted by periacta
Told You!

I said TEENY TINY little bit.

Mostly because I have gotten better. But a few years ago that was me.

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
not really, I am just going to veg out and watch DVDs all day :D

not anything like WTB? or BMW, right??
comon, the big 3-0 deserves some taste.

Unlike Chambers, I'm not "normal."

I'm f*cking perfect !

Originally posted by periacta
Unlike Chambers, I'm not "normal."

I'm f*cking perfect !

Oh, is that what perfect is?

Note to self: stay away from "perfection."

Originally posted by barwars
not anything like WTB? or BMW, right??
comon, the big 3-0 deserves some taste.

Probably those, and some movies, but we are doing something Saturday, going to an amusement park for free, so that'll be fun.

:)

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
Probably those, and some movies, but we are doing something Saturday, going to an amusement park for free, so that'll be fun.

:)

Oooh! I want to go to an amusement park. Haven't been to one in ages.

Originally posted by periacta
Schizoid Personality disorder is defined as one with:
Impaired social relationships, inability and lack of desire to form attachments with others.

Not really, but either way it works.

Originally posted by Chambers
Oooh! I want to go to an amusement park. Haven't been to one in ages.

My grandfather was part of a VFW, and they pay for everything at the theme park, free rides, etc. :D It'll be a blast :D

Originally posted by Chambers
Oh, is that what perfect is?

Note to self: stay away from "perfection."

You don't know from nothing, Chambers, so futz off!

I go to disneyland every year. I get in for free cause my sister used to be Snow White there. And we used to exploit the hadicapped services (if you claim you have a handicap, they automatically let you go to the front of the line on all the rides), but they closed that down, cause people were abusing it.

Who would do such an monstrous thing?!

But I still get in free.

Originally posted by periacta
You don't know from nothing, Chambers, so futz off!

I go to disneyland every year. I get in for free cause my sister used to be Snow White there. And we used to exploit the hadicapped services (if you claim you have a handicap, they automatically let you go to the front of the line on all the rides), but they closed that down, cause people were abusing it.

Who would do such an monstrous thing?!

But I still get in free.

Every year?? Futz YOU!

Originally posted by Chambers
Every year?? Futz YOU!

Yup. And MY sister's Snow White! :p

Actually, her being Snow White is kind of creepy. I'll go into that later. I've got to eat dinner.

Originally posted by periacta
You don't know from nothing, Chambers, so futz off!

I go to disneyland every year. I get in for free cause my sister used to be Snow White there. And we used to exploit the hadicapped services (if you claim you have a handicap, they automatically let you go to the front of the line on all the rides), but they closed that down, cause people were abusing it.

Who would do such an monstrous thing?!

But I still get in free.

Very cool.
Is it true that if your sister were to call Mickey by his real name she would be fired??

Ive also heard that if you are a character that requires a headpiece, and you take the headpiece off that you could be fined something like $25,000 (if you do it in public that is)

Originally posted by barwars
Very cool.
Is it true that if your sister were to call Mickey by his real name she would be fired??

Ive also heard that if you are a character that requires a headpiece, and you take the headpiece off that you could be fined something like $25,000 (if you do it in public that is)

And you can only pour out all the puke in your headpiece during bathroom breaks.

Originally posted by barwars
Very cool.
Is it true that if your sister were to call Mickey by his real name she would be fired??

Ive also heard that if you are a character that requires a headpiece, and you take the headpiece off that you could be fined something like $25,000 (if you do it in public that is)

No, she wouldn't be fired, cause she doesn't work for Disney anymore.

As for the other thing...well, I don't know.

periacta, who's the dream king?

Originally posted by Chambers
periacta, who's the dream king?

Ok.
well, first of all, that's a line from a Tori Amos song:
if you need me, me and Neil'll be
hangin' out with the Dream King
Neil says "hi" by the way.

Thats the short explanation.

The long explanation is that the Neil she is mentioning is the writer Neil Gaiman, who wrote the acclaimed graphic novel series "The Sandman." Which are about, well, the Sandman, who is the anthropomorphic representation of the King of Dreams, and his siblings, Destiny, Death, Desire, Despair, Destruction, and Delirium.
Really, an excellent read, highly reccommended, and much more..."literate" than most people would think when they say "Oh...it's a comic book?

Incidentally, Neil Gaiman wrote the story "Snow, Glass, Apples" which was made into an audio play starring Bebe Neuwirth. It retells the Snow White tale, which is why my sister now f*cking creeps me the hell out.
But yes, that is also a WONDERFUL short story, and the play (which I have on CD) is just...chilling.

So that's the story.

Ever noticed, Chambers, how when you ask me these questions (i.e. Who is the Real Lilith, what does "periacta" mean, who is the Dream king) I can't just give you a simple sentence or two?

Cool, man.

I took a course on fairy tales two years ago. The original ones are creepy.

Originally posted by periacta
Ever noticed, Chambers, how when you ask me these questions (i.e. Who is the Real Lilith, what does "periacta" mean, who is the Dream king) I can't just give you a simple sentence or two?

hahaha
and that's why you're cool.

Originally posted by Chambers
Cool, man.

I took a course on fairy tales two years ago. The original ones are creepy.

I know. You can actually find the story "Snow, Glass, Apples" online, Neil posted it somewhere to benifit some charity, I think...if you want I can find it for you.

If you also want, I can probably burn copies of the CD, I already burned one for Dulcey. Bebe is just excellent. Gives me nightmares, that story.

Originally posted by periacta
I know. You can actually find the story "Snow, Glass, Apples" online, Neil posted it somewhere to benifit some charity, I think...if you want I can find it for you.

If you also want, I can probably burn copies of the CD, I already burned one for Dulcey. Bebe is just excellent. Gives me nightmares, that story.

I just found it online. The first sentence already creeps me out.

and the Sandman comics should be required reading for anyone interested in folklore.

Originally posted by Chambers
I just found it online. The first sentence already creeps me out.

Bebe's the Narrator/Queen/Stepmother, btw, if you haven't already figured it out.

It's grown quiet in here.

Freaky story. Just finished it.

The basis of the Snow White story is the curse of the "older woman." This story pretty much parallels the way the older woman (the queen) is threatened by the younger woman's (vampiric) vitality.

My brother has a friend who is a grad student at UPenn, and she wrote an Old English Fairy Tale type story, and then she had a class in analyzing Old English Literature or something, and she asked if she could analyze her own book (because it was published), and she was supposed to find symbolism, so she just made **** up that she didnt have in mind when she wrote the book.

And then the professor made her book required reading


edit: God dammit, I quoted the wrong thing, so I just erased it, I meant to quote "old English fairy tales are scary"

Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape
My brother has a friend who is a grad student at UPenn, and she wrote an Old English Fairy Tale type story, and then she had a class in analyzing Old English Literature or something, and she asked if she could analyze her own book (because it was published), and she was supposed to find symbolism, so she just made **** up that she didnt have in mind when she wrote the book.

And then the professor made her book required reading


edit: God dammit, I quoted the wrong thing, so I just erased it, I meant to quote "old English fairy tales are scary"

Haha
Meaning lies in the reader's interpretation - not in the writer's intentions.

And I just made that up, too.

we're insane.
15 pages in one night.

Originally posted by Chambers
Freaky story. Just finished it.

The basis of the Snow White story is the curse of the "older woman." This story pretty much parallels the way the older woman (the queen) is threatened by the younger woman's (vampiric) vitality.

I like the CD better.
Let me know if you want a copy.

Originally posted by periacta
I like the CD better.
Let me know if you want a copy.

Oh thanks! But I wouldn't want to burden you with that...

Originally posted by Chambers
Oh thanks! But I wouldn't want to burden you with that...

No problem, I have to walk to the Post Office tomorrow to send it off to Dulcey.
Plus, the Post Office is just across the street from the university, and right next to the Starbucks...so it's not really a burden.

Of course, you'd have to give me your address, and that assumes that you trust me enough to assume that I'm not going to stalk you, murder you, then use your skin to make a handbag.

Originally posted by periacta
No problem, I have to walk to the Post Office tomorrow to send it off to Dulcey.
Plus, the Post Office is just across the street from the university, and right next to the Starbucks...so it's not really a burden.

Of course, you'd have to give me your address, and that assumes that you trust me enough to assume that I'm not going to stalk you, murder you, then use your skin to make a handbag.

hahahah
thank you. You're too cool.

just PM or email me your addy.
My email, by the way, is ruby.through.the.looking.glass@gmail.com
not whatever i have on my profile.

Originally posted by periacta
just PM or email me your addy.
My email, by the way, is ruby.through.the.looking.glass@gmail.com
not whatever i have on my profile.

PMed you.

Ooooh Frasier on UPN. "The Show Where Diane Comes Back."

I'll get that off to you in the morrow.

Sweet, more ways to delay my homework. Which tonight is reading Malleus Maleficarum for Sex and Society.

:D
periacta is the best.

Is it sad that I recognized the Frasier episode the second I saw it on TV? It didn't even have Diane in the shot. It was just Frasier in a chair. That's sad.

Frasier is only on weekday mornings around here, what the hell is that about?

They play that then MASH advertising them as "The most intelligent shows on television" then they play them in the morning so all the unemployed people can watch them

Originally posted by Chambers
we're insane.
15 pages in one night.

:lol: that's nothing, we do more than that in CC Random :lol:

Originally posted by Angela Micelli
:lol: that's nothing, we do more than that in CC Random :lol:

Mhmm. But it is a lot for the Cheers board.

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
Mhmm. But it is a lot for the Cheers board.

that's true :lol:

All quiet on the boredom front.


I think I'll go to Wallgreens and get myself some fruit roll ups anyway.

Originally posted by Chambers
Ooooh Frasier on UPN. "The Show Where Diane Comes Back."

DVD.

Wow. 16 Pages in one night.
I think that's a new "bored people's post" record.
But of course, only Brian, Lauren, and I have been here since it was actually called "bored people's post"

Originally posted by periacta
All quiet on the boredom front.


I think I'll go to Wallgreens and get myself some fruit roll ups anyway.

Nice signature.

Have to go to class soon...ugh.

Originally posted by barwars
DVD.

My roommate watched it on TV with me. And then we talked some about the other Frasier/Cheers crossovers.
And then we watched Spin City. I was so damn happy, because my roommate freshman year didn't really like TV. In my second year I had a room all to myself so I watched whatever I wanted whenever I wanted. So I'm very glad about how things are going so far.

I have to go to Albany to help move my brother back to college.
:sleep2:

But, we have a portable DVD player, so I'll bring something to watch.
Cheers or Frasier maybe.... I dont know.

Originally posted by Chambers
My roommate watched it on TV with me. And then we talked some about the other Frasier/Cheers crossovers.
And then we watched Spin City. I was so damn happy, because my roommate freshman year didn't really like TV. In my second year I had a room all to myself so I watched whatever I wanted whenever I wanted. So I'm very glad about how things are going so far.

Spin City -- I love that show. But, it only comes on at 8:00 in the morning around here, so I never get to see it.
Maybe I should record it to watch later in the day....

Originally posted by barwars
Spin City -- I love that show. But, it only comes on at 8:00 in the morning around here, so I never get to see it.
Maybe I should record it to watch later in the day....

Christopher Lloyd was the guest star yesterday, so they made a few really corny jokes about going back to the future. That was also the episode in which Rags almost dies - after Eddie, he's the best sitcom dog.

Originally posted by Chambers
Christopher Lloyd was the guest star yesterday, so they made a few really corny jokes about going back to the future. That was also the episode in which Rags almost dies - after Eddie, he's the best sitcom dog.

I dont think Ive seen that one.
Christopher Lloyd is great though.... star of some of my favorites movies (Back to the Future series) and one of my favorite shows (Taxi)

Just replace "Taxi" with "Family Ties and Spin City" and that describes Michael J. Fox too.

Ok, this is sad.
Not only am I coming to the Cheers board to complain about being bored.
I'm in a coffee house by the university, taking advantage of the free wireless internet here...
to post about my boredom.

And gazing adoringly at the pretty boy who's at the table across from me.
Not for any particular reason.
He kind of looks like a "space monkey."
And if you get that reference, you rock.

Oh he left.
Bastard.
Why are men always leaving me?!

Originally posted by barwars
Wow. 16 Pages in one night.
I think that's a new "bored people's post" record.
But of course, only Brian, Lauren, and I have been here since it was actually called "bored people's post"

I was here

Originally posted by periacta

Oh he left.
Bastard.
Why are men always leaving me?!

Cause guys suck!

:bored:

Originally posted by Brian Damage
:bored:


Hey, congratulate us on all the work we did here last night!

Originally posted by periacta

Why are men always leaving me?!

Ok, I'm taking the bait.
What bastard left you?

*Anxiously awaits another long answer*

99.9% of men just have sex on their minds....especially in high school and college.

Originally posted by Chambers
Hey, congratulate us on all the work we did here last night!

I have to admit, that was really impressive. :)

Originally posted by Brian Damage
99.9% of men just have sex on their minds....especially in high school and college.

Oh dear, when I first read that I thought you meant men like to have mental sex instead of physical sex.

I hope Moondance returns soon.

Originally posted by Chambers
Oh dear, when I first read that I thought you meant men like to have mental sex instead of physical sex.

:lol: You're right, when you quickly look at it, it does look like that.

Originally posted by Chambers
I hope Moondance returns soon.

Where is she?

Originally posted by periacta
Ok, this is sad.
Not only am I coming to the Cheers board to complain about being bored.
I'm in a coffee house by the university, taking advantage of the free wireless internet here...
to post about my boredom.

And gazing adoringly at the pretty boy who's at the table across from me.
Not for any particular reason.
He kind of looks like a "space monkey."
And if you get that reference, you rock.

Oh he left.
Bastard.
Why are men always leaving me?!

Fight Club :P