It's a little known fact that I'm bored III

[Chambers]

Here we go again...

[Pirate Jenny]

Originally posted by Chambers
Here we go again...

Oh dear lord.

[Chambers]

Originally posted by periacta
Oh dear lord.

Say something interesting.

[Pirate Jenny]

Originally posted by Chambers
Prepare for a viewing of "Cinderella III." This is the one where Cinderella gets pregnant and learns about the evils of abortion.

How about Cinderella gets pregnant and learns about the evils of militant pro-lifers?

[Chambers]

Originally posted by periacta
How about Cinderella gets pregnant and learns about the evils of militant pro-lifers?

Better, but that's just a bootleg version, like Cinderella IV, where Cinderella helps organize a gay pride parade.

I can't stand this thread not being stickied. Everything is out of place.

[Pirate Jenny]

Wow, I'm surprised the Gay Pride thing didn't come first.
After all, this is Disney.

The non-stickyness is bothering me, too.
Can't Brian change that?

[Chambers]

I'm bored.
Text books are boring.

Somebody entertain me.

[Chambers]

Oh now it's a sticky. The world makes sense again.
Thanks, Brian.

[Pirate Jenny]

Originally posted by Chambers
I'm bored.
Text books are boring.

Somebody entertain me.

You know, I learned a great trick for reading really boring texts. My big sister taught it to me.


While reading the text, imagine it being read in the voice of Hannibal Lecter.

I don't know...it works for me.

[Brian Damage]

It's stuck.

[Pirate Jenny]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
It's stuck.

Thanks, Brian.

[Brian Damage]

I can't wait till I get The Tortellis tape. Hopefully this guy isn't a scammer.

[Chambers]

Originally posted by periacta
You know, I learned a great trick for reading really boring texts. My big sister taught it to me.


While reading the text, imagine it being read in the voice of Hannibal Lecter.

I don't know...it works for me.

Hey...cool! I'll try that.


I have a big sister (almost 5 years older than me). She introduced me to The Silence of the Lambs.

[Chambers]

Originally posted by Brian Damage
I can't wait till I get The Tortellis tape. Hopefully this guy isn't a scammer.

Hopefully not. If he is, I know a guy who knows a another guy who knows a girl who knows this guy who can take care of him, if you know what I mean.

[Pirate Jenny]

Originally posted by Chambers
Hey...cool! I'll try that.


I have a big sister (almost 5 years older than me). She introduced me to Silence of the Lambs.

I introduced myself to SOTL. Actually, my parents did, because that was THE movie that I was absolutely, under no circumstances, allowed to see. Neither of my parents have seen it, but they were sure that it "objectified women."
So of course I went out and saw it when I was 15. Then I bought it.
I still don't know if I'm allowed to see it, not that it matters anymore.