Chambers
09-07-2004, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by Brian Damage
Where is she?
Witnessing the wrath of Frances, I expect.
Where is she?
Witnessing the wrath of Frances, I expect.
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View Full Version : It's a little known fact that I'm bored III Chambers 09-07-2004, 06:33 PM Originally posted by Brian Damage Where is she? Witnessing the wrath of Frances, I expect. Pirate Jenny 09-07-2004, 06:45 PM Originally posted by Chambers Ok, I'm taking the bait. What bastard left you? *Anxiously awaits another long answer* Obviously the dude at the coffee house! I sure hope Moondance isn't dead. Chambers 09-07-2004, 06:46 PM Originally posted by periacta Obviously the dude at the coffee house! I sure hope Moondance isn't dead. I thought she was supposed to be back today.... And, dude, that was NOT a long answer. Pirate Jenny 09-07-2004, 06:51 PM Originally posted by Chambers I thought she was supposed to be back today.... And, dude, that was NOT a long answer. I'm always surprising you, aren't I? Yeah, I bet she's dead. I get her Frasier collection! Chambers 09-07-2004, 06:56 PM It's so nice to talk to you during the day. Pirate Jenny 09-07-2004, 07:02 PM Originally posted by Chambers It's so nice to talk to you during the day. Oh...is it? Well, me-talking-to-you-during-the-day is brought to you by the UNLV Law School's free broadband internet access, which is only supposed to be used for Law Student's, but being the professor's daughter that I am, if anyone tries to challenge me, I simply say "I've been here longer than you have, bitch." It's also brought to you by "Marcy left her Biology textbook at home, therefore she can't study for her upcoming class, so she decided 'Oh Well, I'll get on SO'" Chambers 09-07-2004, 07:07 PM Originally posted by periacta Oh...is it? Well, me-talking-to-you-during-the-day is brought to you by the UNLV Law School's free broadband internet access, which is only supposed to be used for Law Student's, but being the professor's daughter that I am, if anyone tries to challenge me, I simply say "I've been here longer than you have, bitch." It's also brought to you by "Marcy left her Biology textbook at home, therefore she can't study for her upcoming class, so she decided 'Oh Well, I'll get on SO'" ooooh that's so cool - being the professor's daughter and leaving your textbook at home. Chambers 09-07-2004, 07:10 PM Originally posted by Chambers ooooh that's so cool - being the professor's daughter Does that mean you get to go to college for free? Pirate Jenny 09-07-2004, 07:15 PM Originally posted by Chambers ooooh that's so cool - being the professor's daughter and leaving your textbook at home. Yes, thrilling stuff, ain't it. Actually, being a professor's daughter has a lot of perks for an narcissistic demon bitch like me. For instance, after my dad finishes up one of his classes, if I happen to be on campus and not doing anything, I get to prance up to the podium and be all cute and daugter-y to my dad, and then all the Law Students are like...ok, I don't know what they're like, but dammit, I love the attention. And then, because my dad uses examples in his class and will often start with "Now if I had a daughter who was a heroin addict, killed my wife and had lots of criminal boyfriends, and I was to set up a trust fund..." I always get the "Oh, so you're THE daughter" witty remarks, to which I give one of two responses... a. Do I look like that daughter? or; b. No, that's my sister. And also it means that the entire Law Faculty knows me and is fair target if I'm broke and need to borrow money. Was there a point to this? ThirteenInchEscape 09-07-2004, 07:21 PM My dad is a scientist, i get $1000 off tuition every year. Go Me! and the wireless internet at WSU is for everyone. Pirate Jenny 09-07-2004, 07:22 PM Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape My dad is a scientist, i get $1000 off tuition every year. Go Me! and the wireless internet at WSU is for everyone. I get PAID to go to university, because my Dad's tuition waiver cuts out like, I don't know, a whole lot of money. Then I'm on a scholarship, so it pays for the rest, and then sends me the rest of the scholarship money. Totally f*cking sweet. Chambers 09-07-2004, 07:26 PM Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape My dad is a scientist, i get $1000 off tuition every year. Go Me! and the wireless internet at WSU is for everyone. Cool, man. I got a pretty hefty grant. Rant time: Georgetown doesn't give fiancial aid for international students. And Harvard - well, futz Harvard. Not that I'm bitter or anything :rolleyes:. Pirate Jenny 09-07-2004, 07:30 PM Originally posted by Chambers Cool, man. I got a pretty hefty grant. Rant time: Georgetown doesn't give fiancial aid for international students. And Harvard - well, futz Harvard. Not that I'm bitter or anything :rolleyes:. You crazy foreigner. We don't need your kind here! You might prove smarter and more studious than us and take our jobs! Chambers 09-07-2004, 07:32 PM Originally posted by periacta You crazy foreigner. We don't need your kind here! You might prove smarter and more studious than us and take our jobs! ATTACK OF THE FOREIGN DEVIL :devil: Pirate Jenny 09-07-2004, 07:33 PM Originally posted by Chambers ATTACK OF THE FOREIGN DEVIL :devil: Oh sweet Jesus, NO! Chambers 09-07-2004, 07:42 PM I'm eating dinner. I have to cook for myself now. I made pasta. And it's not that great. But the cheese is. Real parmesan cheese. CliffClavin 09-07-2004, 07:46 PM Sounds tasty to me :drool: Pirate Jenny 09-07-2004, 07:47 PM Originally posted by Chambers I'm eating dinner. I have to cook for myself now. I made pasta. And it's not that great. But the cheese is. Real parmesan cheese. I love cheese. Hah. I almost just wrote "I love cheers." Chambers 09-07-2004, 07:52 PM Originally posted by periacta I love cheese. Hah. I almost just wrote "I love cheers." haha cool. I made Freud ruin the banana thread in chit chat. Freud is cool because he has the power to make everything disgusting. Pirate Jenny 09-07-2004, 08:01 PM Originally posted by Chambers haha cool. I made Freud ruin the banana thread in chit chat. Freud is cool because he has the power to make everything disgusting. I shall have to check that out. Chambers 09-07-2004, 08:02 PM Originally posted by periacta I shall have to check that out. But I think I was too subtle. Pirate Jenny 09-07-2004, 08:05 PM Originally posted by Chambers But I think I was too subtle. Well, *I* got it. Chambers 09-07-2004, 08:06 PM Originally posted by periacta Well, *I* got it. :D But that's no accomplishment. I always manage to gross you out. I wanted to gross out everybody at the chit chat board :(. Pirate Jenny 09-07-2004, 08:13 PM Originally posted by Chambers I always manage to gross you out. Yeah, why is that? Oh crap, I have to go to biology. Pirate Jenny 09-07-2004, 09:56 PM I come back from biology and nothing's happened? What is this, a mortuary? Chambers 09-07-2004, 10:07 PM Originally posted by periacta I come back from biology and nothing's happened? What is this, a mortuary? I was watching TV for a change. OH! Let me tell you about my politics class. It's going to be the coolest class ever. It'll take up a bunch of my time, but everybody says it's so much fun. It's a simulation class called "Causes and Prevention of War" and you make up the government of one of 12 countries and you get to like you know do politics stuff. Apart from the 30-page paper, it looks like fun fun fun! Chambers 09-07-2004, 10:11 PM By the way, I didn't stalk you again and looked at your journal - I never noticed how much that guy looks like Bush! Pirate Jenny 09-07-2004, 10:16 PM Originally posted by Chambers By the way, I didn't stalk you again and looked at your journal - I never noticed how much that guy looks like Bush! Aww....people are reading my journal! I feel so loved. Originally posted by Chambers you get to like you know do politics stuff Well, I'm glad you got the objective of the class figured out. 30 page paper? Sh*t! That, for me, is immediate cause for withdrawal. You know what? I'm going home. Pirate Jenny 09-07-2004, 10:17 PM Originally posted by Chambers By the way, I didn't stalk you again and looked at your journal - I never noticed how much that guy looks like Bush! I never noticed this...but I say the word "f*ck" a LOT in my journal. Chambers 09-07-2004, 10:27 PM Originally posted by periacta I never noticed this...but I say the word "f*ck" a LOT in my journal. Hm, I didn't notice that. Then again, today was only the second time I read it. Go wash your mouth out with soap. Or I guess wash your keyboard with - oh hell, whatever. Brian Damage 09-07-2004, 10:29 PM So let me get this straight, periacta goes to UNLV and Chambers goes to Georgetown? Chambers 09-07-2004, 10:31 PM Originally posted by Brian Damage So let me get this straight, periacta goes to UNLV and Chambers goes to Georgetown? No I go to a school in Boston. I was going to apply to Georgetown before I realized they don't give international students financial aid. Bastards. ThirteenInchEscape 09-07-2004, 10:34 PM I go to WSU and Alice wont f*cking let me trim her god damn toe nails, and it will bug the **** out of me I wish there was a way to just ****ing sedate her so i could do it Brian Damage 09-07-2004, 10:37 PM Originally posted by Chambers No I go to a school in Boston. I was going to apply to Georgetown before I realized they don't give international students financial aid. Bastards. Really, what school? I almost went to UMass myself, but opted for a different school. Chambers 09-07-2004, 10:40 PM Originally posted by Brian Damage Really, what school? I almost went to UMass myself, but opted for a different school. Well, it's not Harvard. Bastards. Well, I didn't actually really want to go there, because I hate pretentious schools (Georgetown was really pretentious too). I just wanted to be accepted to Harvard and then reject them. Is that too much to ask for?? I don't think it helped that I didn't put them down as my number one choice on my application... Brian Damage 09-07-2004, 10:42 PM At least you were smart enough to get into Harvard, I had to settle for alot less. Chambers 09-07-2004, 10:43 PM Originally posted by Brian Damage At least you were smart enough to get into Harvard, I had to settle for alot less. Oh no, I didn't even get in. Brian Damage 09-07-2004, 10:47 PM but for you to even consider listing that school deserves applause. :clap Chambers 09-07-2004, 10:54 PM Aw crap. My TV is all fuzzy. barwars 09-07-2004, 11:28 PM I'll probably end up going to SU. They're one of the best schools in the nation, if you're looking to get into TV. And.... I live right here. Pirate Jenny 09-07-2004, 11:30 PM Originally posted by Brian Damage So let me get this straight, periacta goes to UNLV and Chambers goes to Georgetown? Correct. At least, that part about me. ThirteenInchEscape 09-07-2004, 11:32 PM I'm in a bad mood for French apparently the audio cd goes with the textbook not the workbook, so when the workbook says you need audio you are supposed to go to the foreign language website, except quicktime wont connect to it for some reason. now I will have to go to the language lab in the morning or if Lindsey ever gets online (I got her AIM today, but she hasnt been online except for logging on and logging off instantly, I assume her roommate logged on as her on accident or something) I can ask her if it worked for her and just get her answers, or go to the language lab with her if she hasnt done it yet. at any rate, bad mood since the French thing didnt work. Petrie Malone 09-08-2004, 08:34 AM Originally posted by barwars I'll probably end up going to SU. They're one of the best schools in the nation, if you're looking to get into TV. And.... I live right here. SU, as in Syracuse University? I live near Syracuse! barwars 09-08-2004, 09:02 AM Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan SU, as in Syracuse University? I live near Syracuse! Yup, and since you're probably the only one who has a clue who he is -- Sheldon Leonard graduated from SU. (and speaking of Bob Costas on other posts, so did he) Brian Damage 09-08-2004, 10:01 AM I guess you want to go to Syracuse U for a broadcasting degree? barwars 09-08-2004, 10:16 AM Originally posted by Brian Damage I guess you want to go to Syracuse U for a broadcasting degree? Most likely. ThirteenInchEscape 09-08-2004, 10:17 AM my stepsister is in Broadcasting at WSU, which apparently is one of the best in the country Strengths of the Program The Edward R. Murrow School of Communication is highly regarded nationwide by professionals and wins Emmys for student productions. Gain valuable experience at KWSU-TV (public television station), KUGR (student radio station), and Cable 8 (student-run television station). WSU offers the state's only comprehensive program in broadcasting. You can help create one of the nation's few nightly, student-produced TV newscasts. Our state-of-the-art broadcasting resources include an advanced graphics computer lab, TV production studios and editing suites, and audio labs. WSU's strong internship program places students in major media centers: New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago, and Seattle. Our professors win awards for excellence in teaching and professional work, are nationally ranked for their research, and emphsize high standards in the tradition of Edward R. Murrow. (cut and paste from their website, of course) I didnt actually know who Edward Murrow was, but apparently his investigative reporting brought down McCarthy, so he is certainly ok by me CliffClavin 09-08-2004, 10:29 AM Wouldn't it be better if all the tv stations threw out there shows on tape & switched to dvd ? ( Then of course they would have to go back and forth between tape & dvd until everything on dvd) Is that a good idea or was I wrong ? Brian Damage 09-08-2004, 10:30 AM I have a degree in Broadcast Journalism. It is a blast. I love my job. I was a sidekick on a morning radio show here in NYC. Now I am a producer for the Traffic department for NBC. ThirteenInchEscape 09-08-2004, 10:32 AM so you were like the Andy Richter of morning radio? Brian Damage 09-08-2004, 10:36 AM :lol: Sort of I had to do alot of stunts and stuff on the streets of Manhattan. Petrie Malone 09-08-2004, 11:07 AM Originally posted by barwars Yup, and since you're probably the only one who has a clue who he is -- Sheldon Leonard graduated from SU. (and speaking of Bob Costas on other posts, so did he) Yeah I knew Sheldon Lenord went there... I think its mentioned on the DVD sets a couple of times. Chambers 09-08-2004, 01:15 PM Originally posted by Brian Damage :lol: Sort of I had to do alot of stunts and stuff on the streets of Manhattan. Awesome!! Petrie Malone 09-08-2004, 01:23 PM I'm confused... what's the point of this thread? Not that I have anything against it, I was just wondering its purpose! Kurt CliffClavin 09-08-2004, 01:35 PM When you're bored come here and talk about anything you want , am I right ? Chambers 09-08-2004, 01:37 PM Yeah - this is the "anybody's welcome, anything goes" thread. Talking about things random - I am the worst cook EVER. I tried to grill chicken just now, and I ended up burning the plastic handle of my spatula. Not a good idea. The chicken is ok...not great...but not worth all the mess I made. I was going to steam vegetables too, but after that I decided to eat them raw. barwars 09-08-2004, 01:40 PM Speaking of bad cooking.... my grilled cheese is burnt as hell. Chambers 09-08-2004, 01:42 PM Originally posted by barwars Speaking of bad cooking.... my grilled cheese is burnt as hell. Haha That's about the only decent thing I can make. spunkygirl 09-08-2004, 01:45 PM :wave: Good afternoon Petrie Malone 09-08-2004, 01:47 PM Originally posted by Chambers Yeah - this is the "anybody's welcome, anything goes" thread. Talking about things random - I am the worst cook EVER. I tried to grill chicken just now, and I ended up burning the plastic handle of my spatula. Not a good idea. The chicken is ok...not great...but not worth all the mess I made. I was going to steam vegetables too, but after that I decided to eat them raw. Steamed vegetables are nasty!! So are raw ones too. Hell, I just hate all vegetables! On another random note, I just got my braces tightened today and they hurt a lot. I think I'll load up on the aspirn! ;) :crazy: Kurt Chambers 09-08-2004, 01:48 PM Originally posted by Angela Micelli :wave: Good afternoon how was your birthday?? Chambers 09-08-2004, 01:50 PM Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan Steamed vegetables are nasty!! So are raw ones too. Hell, I just hate all vegetables! On another random note, I just got my braces tightened today and they hurt a lot. I think I'll load up on the aspirn! ;) :crazy: Kurt Vegetables are your friends. I'm going to join a cooking club here. I hope I learn something. Good luck with the braces! I always liked getting mine tightened. I used to like going to the orthodontist. spunkygirl 09-08-2004, 01:51 PM Originally posted by Chambers how was your birthday?? Great thanks for asking :D Petrie Malone 09-08-2004, 02:18 PM Originally posted by Chambers Vegetables are your friends. I'm going to join a cooking club here. I hope I learn something. OK, I'll be nicer to the vegetables! Have fun in your cooking club... maybe they'll teach you how not to burn cooking utensils! And maybe you should buy a metal spatula.... I don't think they burn as easily!:p Originally posted by Chambers Good luck with the braces! I always liked getting mine tightened. I used to like going to the orthodontist. I don't mind going to the orthodontist, cuz after they're done you get a freeze pop! :D I only have a few more months left, so its not too bad. Chambers 09-08-2004, 02:33 PM Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan Have fun in your cooking club... maybe they'll teach you how not to burn cooking utensils! And maybe you should buy a metal spatula.... I don't think they burn as easily!:p It was metal actually - but the handle was plastic . All of my mother's cooking utensils have melted sections too. I think it runs in the family. Chambers 09-08-2004, 02:52 PM Hey, you wonderful bright intelligent people. Help me. I need to write this piece for a humor magazine on campus. What's the crappiest idea for a sitcom or reality show you can think of (other than the ones that have already been made)? CliffClavin 09-08-2004, 02:56 PM A group of sewer monkeys & the daily happenings at there job !?!? barwars 09-08-2004, 03:06 PM Originally posted by CliffClavin A group of sewer monkeys & the daily happenings at there job !?!? Is that what Just Shoot Me is about?? Anyways.... a man marries a woman, but on the honeymoon finds out that she is an alien. Before he can break up with her, she becomes pregnant. And the man has to dress his brother (who lives with them) as a woman, when the CIA agent living next door becomes suspicious. Pirate Jenny 09-08-2004, 04:23 PM Jesus and his apostles try to infiltrate the Palestinian Liberation Front, and all the crazy hijinks that ensue from trying to go undercover as militant Muslims. barwars 09-08-2004, 04:26 PM Originally posted by periacta Jesus and his apostles try to infiltrate the Palestinian Liberation Front, and all the crazy hijinks that ensue from trying to go undercover as militant Muslims. .... Hogan's Heroes?? Pirate Jenny 09-08-2004, 04:26 PM *pouts* I hate boys. I should get me to a nunnery. Take up a life of celibacy. Pirate Jenny 09-08-2004, 04:27 PM Originally posted by barwars .... Hogan's Heroes?? Stop making me laugh! I'm supposed to be quiet in the Law Library! Petrie Malone 09-08-2004, 04:44 PM Originally posted by Chambers Hey, you wonderful bright intelligent people. Help me. I need to write this piece for a humor magazine on campus. What's the crappiest idea for a sitcom or reality show you can think of (other than the ones that have already been made)? What about a modern version of I Love Lucy? That would bomb cuz you cant duplicate that show and whoever tries is an idiot. Chambers 09-08-2004, 06:49 PM hahaha I love all your suggestions. Thanks! I'll probably take bits and pieces from them and start my own super crappy serialized sitcom for this magazine. Hey, guess who has a job at the library?? CheersChild4life 09-08-2004, 06:55 PM Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan What about a modern version of I Love Lucy? That would bomb cuz you cant duplicate that show and whoever tries is an idiot. they did that on Mad tv once. It was halarious! Oh well that's mad Tv though I doubt you could make a modern I Love Lucy into a crappy Sitcom. barwars 09-08-2004, 06:57 PM Originally posted by Chambers hahaha I love all your suggestions. Thanks! I'll probably take bits and pieces from them and start my own super crappy serialized sitcom for this magazine. Hey, guess who has a job at the library?? My aunt. Chambers 09-08-2004, 07:01 PM Originally posted by barwars My aunt. Exactly. Damn woman stole my job. You and your family will pay. Chambers 09-08-2004, 07:03 PM I'm actually thinking of this in terms of DVDs. Theoretically, I'll get to buy one every week. CheersChild4life 09-08-2004, 07:06 PM I've never set foot in a library. MaydayMalonesGirl 09-08-2004, 07:39 PM Ugh. School starts tommorow. Chambers 09-08-2004, 09:23 PM :bored: barwars 09-08-2004, 10:04 PM Originally posted by Chambers :bored: ....Brian?! Brian Damage 09-08-2004, 11:06 PM How about The New Odd Couple? A Jew and a Nazi decide to share an apartment, but can they survive without driving eachother crazy. :crazy: Dannie IsNotHere 09-08-2004, 11:07 PM Originally posted by barwars ....Brian?! :lol: Dannie IsNotHere 09-08-2004, 11:09 PM Originally posted by Brian Damage How about The New Odd Couple? A Jew and a Nazi decide to share an apartment, but can they survive without driving eachother crazy. :crazy: Now that would be an interesting thing to see. I saw The Odd Couple movie before school started... that was a good movie, considering I hadn't watched The Odd Couple very often. Brian Damage 09-08-2004, 11:09 PM This is me.... :bored: not :bored: see the difference Dannie IsNotHere 09-08-2004, 11:12 PM Originally posted by Brian Damage This is me.... :bored: not :bored: see the difference Oh yes... I see the difference now. Didn't take long to figure that one out. Dannie IsNotHere 09-08-2004, 11:14 PM By the way, Tim, I'm really slow about this, but I like your siggy. Its cool. Chambers 09-09-2004, 01:23 AM Originally posted by barwars ....Brian?! Brian Damage is my mentor. Pirate Jenny 09-09-2004, 04:53 AM *sigh* I always get so lonely here at 2 am. *sniff* Guess what?! I'm getting my Cockatiel, Apollo (yes, I have already named him...before picking him out), on Friday! Yay! barwars 09-09-2004, 07:50 AM Originally posted by Dannie IsNotHere By the way, Tim, I'm really slow about this, but I like your siggy. Its cool. thanks ThirteenInchEscape 09-09-2004, 10:33 AM gah, my friends Cockatiel Whiticker (I dont think I can spell his name right) is scary as as hell. At any rate, I hate it. Brian Damage 09-09-2004, 11:15 AM Well a bird has got to be 1000 times better than a hamster. I just went through four hamsters in about a months time. CliffClavin 09-09-2004, 11:38 AM I'm finally getting a pet & its going to be a 6 week year old cat.I'll be getting him(or her) by the end of this month or the first week of October.I'm excited. Chambers 09-09-2004, 12:34 PM Guess who melted her spatula handle again?? But this time the chicken is good. I improvised a sauce to go along with it and everything: it's a pear/nutmeg/milk/chicken stock sauce. Quite good. Pirate Jenny 09-09-2004, 12:41 PM Today is kicking my ass. Chambers, I've just given up trying to cook. For me, it's ramen until I'm rich enough to hire someone to do it for me. That is all. Chambers 09-09-2004, 12:44 PM Originally posted by periacta Today is kicking my ass. Chambers, I've just given up trying to cook. For me, it's ramen until I'm rich enough to hire someone to do it for me. That is all. I lived off instant food my first two years here. Now I can't stand it. Must cook real food - even if it entails burning down my kitchen. Pirate Jenny 09-09-2004, 12:46 PM Originally posted by Chambers I lived off instant food my first two years here. Now I can't stand it. Must cook real food - even if it entails burning down my kitchen. See, when I get sick of instant food, I come to the conclusion that ALL food tastes like crap, and plus, it'll probably cost me more calories to make something than just not eating...so I don't. I realise my logic is screwy...but I'm lazy/other things. Chambers 09-09-2004, 12:53 PM Originally posted by periacta See, when I get sick of instant food, I come to the conclusion that ALL food tastes like crap, and plus, it'll probably cost me more calories to make something than just not eating...so I don't. I realise my logic is screwy...but I'm lazy/other things. You could just live on beer. Worked for Norm. CliffClavin 09-09-2004, 12:55 PM I'm lazy too. :) I love to cook these things : Pizza , Hard Salami on Rye & Swiss Cheese (grilled enough to make cheese stringy),Grilled Chicken,Fried eggs,Hamburger helpers(lol),Steak & much more. May not be gourmet but I like it. barwars 09-09-2004, 01:04 PM Originally posted by Chambers You could just live on beer. Worked for Norm. and 99% of the college population. Chambers 09-09-2004, 01:09 PM Originally posted by barwars and 99% of the college population. Haha So that's where the freshman 15 comes from. CliffClavin 09-09-2004, 01:16 PM Does anyone else think we should start a new Character Thread ? Is anyone interested ? Chambers 09-09-2004, 01:18 PM Originally posted by CliffClavin Does anyone else think we should start a new Character Thread ? Is anyone interested ? Sorry, I got tired of those. CliffClavin 09-09-2004, 01:20 PM Really ah damn. I really love those. I came here in May & I must of got on to tail end of it I guess.I love'em alot. barwars 09-09-2004, 01:38 PM Originally posted by Chambers Haha So that's where the freshman 15 comes from. .... sometimes 50. Pirate Jenny 09-09-2004, 02:25 PM Beer sucks. I hate it. Pirate Jenny 09-09-2004, 02:37 PM Oh dude! We were watching the movie "Elizabeth" in my Sex and Society class, and...nevermind, I'm a dumbass. Actually, class today was cool. Dr. Tusan didn't show up, so the class just proceeded without her. Gotta love honors students. Except for the kind that don't like it when you make snide comments during the movie. They SUCK. Especially this one chick, who, I assume has garnered a hatred toward me during the whole...3 class periods that we've had. Come on! You're supposed to make jokes during movies! And she was like "Why don't you just shut up?!" Bitch. But everyone else is cool. That movie's cool too. I hadn't seen it in years, and I think it was the first R rated movie I watched with my parents. That was uncomfortable. Pirate Jenny 09-09-2004, 02:44 PM PS. Yeah the dude in the movie wasn't Henri, he was from something else I'd seen. So I edited that. Chambers 09-09-2004, 02:54 PM My 3D-Design class rocks. We have to make a sculpture of a human skull (except it has to be 5 times bigger) out of cardboard. barwars 09-09-2004, 02:59 PM Originally posted by Chambers My 3D-Design class rocks. We have to make a sculpture of a human skull (except it has to be 5 times bigger) out of cardboard. Im taking Art 3D.... but, I still haven't started school yet. Pirate Jenny 09-09-2004, 02:59 PM Speaking of awesome classes, in my Physiological Psychology class, guess what we get to deal with? Human brains! Still in their heads! With faces! (The heads, not the brains) We're not dissecting them, cause cadavers are WAY too expensive for undergrads to take apart, we're just poking around in there for a while. How cool is that? Chambers 09-09-2004, 03:01 PM Originally posted by periacta Speaking of awesome classes, in my Physiological Psychology class, guess what we get to deal with? Human brains! Still in their heads! With faces! (The heads, not the brains) We're not dissecting them, cause cadavers are WAY too expensive for undergrads to take apart, we're just poking around in there for a while. How cool is that? Number one reason why I don't want to be a doctor. Pirate Jenny 09-09-2004, 03:02 PM Originally posted by Chambers Number one reason why I don't want to be a doctor. Number one reason I WANT to be a doctor! (this is the sort of stuff I'm going to regret posting online when I'm trying to get a job at the FBI and they perform a background check on me.) Chambers 09-09-2004, 03:03 PM Originally posted by periacta Number one reason I WANT to be a doctor! (this is the sort of stuff I'm going to regret posting online when I'm trying to get a job at the FBI and they perform a background check on me.) You're Lilith and Scully now. Pirate Jenny 09-09-2004, 03:08 PM Originally posted by Chambers You're Lilith and Scully now. I'm Scully too? Oh no, that's not good. Scully's life SUCKS! Chambers 09-09-2004, 03:10 PM Originally posted by periacta I'm Scully too? Oh no, that's not good. Scully's life SUCKS! ...and Lilith's doesn't? Pirate Jenny 09-09-2004, 03:21 PM Originally posted by Chambers ...and Lilith's doesn't? NOT as much as Scully's. I mean, seriously...lets look at this chronologically. 1st season, her father dies. She can't get laid. 2nd season, she's abducted, experiemented on by the government, almost dies. Still can't get laid. 3rd season, her sister is killed, in her apartment...and she was the intended target. Still not getting laid. 4th season, She gets cancer. No sex here either. 5th season, almost dies of cancer, finds out she's barren, and the daughter that was created while she was abducted is killed by some horrific disease. No laying is happening here. Movie, once again, abducted by aliens, gets put in a tub of goo in the antarctic, and generally looks gross. Almost gets some action, but...no. 6th season, ok I can't really think of anything here...but still nothing on the sex front. 7th season, has a horrible haircut. Finally gets some action, then Mulder is abducted. Gets knocked up. Who knows why. No one cares at this point. 8th season. No mulder. Still knocked up. Has a slug that is possibly the second coming of Christ put in her spine, then has it ripped out of her neck sans anaesthesia. Gets stuck with Dogget. Mulder dies. Mulder comes back to life after 3 months of death. Gives birth with an entire crowd of aliens staring at her girly parts. 9th season, Mulder leaves her and kid. Gee, thanks, Chum. Two morons are now on the X-Files. Ends up having to give up her baby to protect it...or...something. Mulder comes back, but is sentenced to death. They escape together, apparently to have lots of sex and sell crack and pimp some whores, but guess what...the world's gonna end in 2012. Lilith's life may be bad, but not THAT bad. Why are you always dooming me, Chambers? Chambers 09-09-2004, 03:25 PM Hm, you're right. Scully's life did suck. At least Lilith had a sex life. Poor Scully. She was my role model when I was younger. I'm sorry about the dooming thing. but there's not much I can do about it...I am the devil...I mean, come on. Pirate Jenny 09-09-2004, 03:28 PM Originally posted by Chambers Hm, you're right. Scully's life did suck. At least Lilith had a sex life. Poor Scully. She was my role model when I was younger. I'm sorry about the dooming thing. but there's not much I can do about it...I am the devil...I mean, come on. Don't get me wrong. I loves me some Scully. But if I were her, I would have taken one look at Mulder, turned around, quit the FBI, moved to Vermont and become a maple syrup farmer and never come within 40 miles of a large town. Ever. Pirate Jenny 09-09-2004, 03:29 PM Originally posted by Chambers She was my role model when I was younger. I think she was every little girl's role model when they were little. Or at least, us weird ones. Most girls, of course...grew out of that. Hah. I say f*ck them. I'm gonna be in the FBI, biotches! Chambers 09-09-2004, 03:31 PM Originally posted by periacta I think she was every little girl's role model when they were little. Or at least, us weird ones. Us weird ones is right. Pirate Jenny 09-09-2004, 03:34 PM Originally posted by Chambers Us weird ones is right. Thank you for ignoring my atrocious sentence structure, by the way. Chambers 09-09-2004, 03:35 PM Originally posted by periacta Thank you for ignoring my atrocious sentence structure, by the way. You're welcome, mate. Petrie Malone 09-09-2004, 03:59 PM On the subject of awesome classes, in my chorus we give each other back massages!!:D Pirate Jenny 09-09-2004, 04:02 PM Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan On the subject of awesome classes, in my chorus we give each other back massages!!:D Oh! I LOVE those classes! When I was a freshman in high school, I had an Opera Workshop where we did that all the time. This one girl could give, like, the worlds BEST massages...with her feet. barwars 09-09-2004, 04:29 PM Originally posted by periacta Oh! I LOVE those classes! When I was a freshman in high school, I had an Opera Workshop where we did that all the time. This one girl could give, like, the worlds BEST massages...with her feet. .... with her feet. haha barwars 09-09-2004, 04:30 PM So tomorrow I finally go back to school.... I could take or leave it, I really couldnt care less. It does suck that we start on a friday though, its sort of a waste. if we had this one day off.... summer would be 3 days longer, but no -- the school district is run by dumbasses. Chambers 09-09-2004, 05:37 PM This weekend I may actually go to my first "frat-like" party. My friend is taking me. If it's lame (which it probably will be due to all the MIT geeks who'll probably be there), I'll leave early. Frasier'sHairyMan 09-09-2004, 05:45 PM Wow, your gone a few weeks and there's already a new bored people's post! Originally posted by barwars I'll probably end up going to SU. They're one of the best schools in the nation, if you're looking to get into TV. And.... I live right here. Wow, that's really freakin wierd. I live about 3 hours from Syracuse. I'm going to a community college (Frasier and Niles snicker) for two years and then transferring there.....for tv. Hey! Maybe someday we'll collaborate and make the next best thing to Cheers and Frasier. If that's possible. Pirate Jenny 09-09-2004, 05:46 PM Originally posted by Chambers This weekend I may actually go to my first "frat-like" party. My friend is taking me. If it's lame (which it probably will be due to all the MIT geeks who'll probably be there), I'll leave early. Oh good GOD! ...you associate with frat um...things? barwars 09-09-2004, 05:48 PM Originally posted by Frasier'sHairyMan Wow, your gone a few weeks and there's already a new bored people's post! Wow, that's really freakin wierd. I live about 3 hours from Syracuse. I'm going to a community college (Frasier and Niles snicker) for two years and then transferring there.....for tv. Hey! Maybe someday we'll collaborate and make the next best thing to Cheers and Frasier. If that's possible. its a deal. we actually both be starting at the same time (at SU at least, Id only be a freshman, you'd a be a -- junior, right?) Chambers 09-09-2004, 05:48 PM Originally posted by periacta Oh good GOD! ...you associate with frat um...things? It's a "frat-TYPE" party. My friend goes to a women's college, so they make a big deal when guy visit their campus. So it's LIKE a frat party because, well, I don't know. I've never been to one. Frasier'sHairyMan 09-09-2004, 05:48 PM Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan On the subject of awesome classes, in my chorus we give each other back massages!!:D We did that in my chorus class too. Except it wasn't a very pleasant experience considering my teacher was a fat greek man with horrible pit and ass crack sweat stains. Ugh, I still have nightmares from that class... Chambers 09-09-2004, 05:50 PM Originally posted by Frasier'sHairyMan Hey! Maybe someday we'll collaborate and make the next best thing to Cheers and Frasier. If that's possible. Hey, hire me as a writer if you two ever need one. I'm willing to serve coffee too. Chambers 09-09-2004, 05:51 PM Originally posted by Frasier'sHairyMan We did that in my chorus class too. Except it wasn't a very pleasant experience considering my teacher was a fat greek man with horrible pit and ass crack sweat stains. Ugh, I still have nightmares from that class... I'm going to have nightmares about this post... Poor you. Frasier'sHairyMan 09-09-2004, 05:52 PM Originally posted by barwars its a deal. we actually both be starting at the same time (at SU at least, Id only be a freshman, you'd a be a -- junior, right?) Great!! Well, it depends on when you graduate high school. I'll graduate from Suny Canton in '06. And then I'd be starting SU in the fall of '06. So we might be Freshman together. Frasier'sHairyMan 09-09-2004, 05:53 PM Originally posted by Chambers Hey, hire me as a writer if you two ever need one. I'm willing to serve coffee too. Your hired!!! I take cream and 2 sugars. :) Chambers 09-09-2004, 05:56 PM Originally posted by Frasier'sHairyMan Your hired!!! I take cream and 2 sugars. :) Ok, but my serving skills are worse than Diane's. So don't be surprised if I end up handing you a couple of coffee beans and a cow. Pirate Jenny 09-09-2004, 05:58 PM Originally posted by Chambers Ok, but my serving skills are worse than Diane's. So don't be surprised if I end up handing you a couple of coffee beans and a cow. I hate cows. barwars 09-09-2004, 06:19 PM Originally posted by Frasier'sHairyMan Great!! Well, it depends on when you graduate high school. I'll graduate from Suny Canton in '06. And then I'd be starting SU in the fall of '06. So we might be Freshman together. Then we would actually be freshman together. Very cool. As for you Chambers.... keep to tables. Pirate Jenny 09-09-2004, 07:06 PM Everyone's gone. Don't MAKE me start singing. Petrie Malone 09-09-2004, 07:47 PM Originally posted by Frasier'sHairyMan We did that in my chorus class too. Except it wasn't a very pleasant experience considering my teacher was a fat greek man with horrible pit and ass crack sweat stains. Ugh, I still have nightmares from that class... My teacher is a skinny lady who I can't tell her ethnicity. The massages are pretty cool, except I'm really tickilish in the neck area!:crazy: Petrie Malone 09-09-2004, 07:48 PM Originally posted by Chambers Hey, hire me as a writer if you two ever need one. I'm willing to serve coffee too. Can I be a writer too? I serve coffee AND doughnuts!! Chambers 09-09-2004, 07:50 PM Originally posted by barwars Then we would actually be freshman together. Very cool. As for you Chambers.... keep to tables. What am I going to do with tables? Are you kicking me out of your little production team?? barwars 09-09-2004, 08:42 PM Originally posted by Chambers What am I going to do with tables? Are you kicking me out of your little production team?? I meant to write on. Chambers 09-09-2004, 08:45 PM Originally posted by barwars I meant to write on. Oh. Ok. Just watched Joey...moving over to the Joey board... ThirteenInchEscape 09-10-2004, 12:21 AM Originally posted by barwars As for you Chambers.... keep to tables. oh...for writing that took me off guard, I thought Barwars was making a sexist joke directed at Chambers and I was like "....you dont see that every day" Teddy02 09-10-2004, 07:18 AM Wow I haven't been here in awhile! My life has been CRAZY lately! Anyway something really funny happened this morning. A local car dealership used the Cheers theme as an advertisement slogan thingy. It wasn't that great of course, but as soon as I heard it you can bet I ran to the radio this morning! Chambers 09-10-2004, 09:51 AM Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape oh...for writing that took me off guard, I thought Barwars was making a sexist joke directed at Chambers and I was like "....you dont see that every day" hahahaha Chambers would have kicked his butt - like she always does anyway. barwars 09-10-2004, 02:57 PM First day of school.... not so bad. I have friends in every class, so that'll be nice. The teachers, there really isn't any that stand out as being really bad. Ohh, and Web Page Design kicks ass (along with Art 3D) Chambers 09-10-2004, 03:44 PM Nice. Any weird teachers (not bad, just weird)? barwars 09-10-2004, 04:02 PM Originally posted by Chambers Nice. Any weird teachers (not bad, just weird)? Ohh yes. I have one that is very tall and very skinny, yet she still has a double chin. Very funny looking. My English teacher actually reminded me of Lilith. She wore the suit-type thing, with a yellow scraf (no red, :( ), was very pale, and very straight-forward, cold-hearted, and strict. And she looked like Bebe Neuwirth too, although a little older. If it weren't for her hair (which looks more like Bebe Glazer's than Lilith's), they wouldve been identical. Chambers 09-10-2004, 04:41 PM hahaha You should ask her if she knows who Lilith is. CheersChild4life 09-10-2004, 04:45 PM The wierdest teacher in my school is the kindergarden teacher, isn't it always the kindergarden teacher, well any way she is a pot head and I'm being serious. Chambers 09-10-2004, 04:52 PM Originally posted by CheersChild4life The wierdest teacher in my school is the kindergarden teacher, isn't it always the kindergarden teacher, well any way she is a pot head and I'm being serious. I hope she doesn't bake the kids special brownies. Petrie Malone 09-10-2004, 05:10 PM My english teacher is really short and kinda reminds me of Carla. Except my teacher is fat and has blonde hair... but she's got a Carla-like attitude! CliffClavin 09-11-2004, 05:22 PM Today on my local CBS station they will be airing two episodes of 'Cheers' at 6 pm central time .(Well they do this every sunday) The episodes today will be : Our Hourly Bread & Backseat Becky, Up Front (I'm bored ok ) Petrie Malone 09-12-2004, 07:46 AM Does anyone know if it's possible to change my user name? How do I go about it? Anyone got any suggestions for what I change it to? Kurt barwars 09-12-2004, 09:28 AM Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan Does anyone know if it's possible to change my user name? How do I go about it? Anyone got any suggestions for what I change it to? Kurt PM TJ and ask to change it.... how about, "Alan Brady"?? Brian Damage 09-12-2004, 11:37 AM It depends what theme do you want? Cheers, Dick Van Dyke, other? CheersChild4life 09-12-2004, 01:27 PM My parents are pissing me off! They told me that if watching mad tv or snl and the show is making a sexual reference I have to change the channel. So Basiccaly I said screw you I can watch it if I want. Sorry I'm basically venting! ThirteenInchEscape 09-12-2004, 03:08 PM Originally posted by CheersChild4life My parents are pissing me off! They told me that if watching mad tv or snl and the show is making a sexual reference I have to change the channel. So Basiccaly I said screw you I can watch it if I want. Sorry I'm basically venting! LMAO...god, parents are insane...sexual references are prime humor barwars 09-12-2004, 03:31 PM Originally posted by CheersChild4life My parents are pissing me off! They told me that if watching mad tv or snl and the show is making a sexual reference I have to change the channel. So Basiccaly I said screw you I can watch it if I want. Sorry I'm basically venting! Well, if you were watching MadTV, I'd tell you to change the channel too. SNL however, kicks ass. Chambers 09-12-2004, 03:33 PM SNL does kick ass. Yesterday was the night I was supposed to go to that college party. So I stood in line for 10 minutes or so, and I already hated all the people there. They were all stupid, drunk MIT guys. Then I got to the front of the line and realized I had to pay 10 dollars (and I didn't want to pay, plus I didn't have the money with me). So my friend and I got out of there. I think God just doesn't want me to go to a real party - ever. spunkygirl 09-12-2004, 03:35 PM :wave: Good afternoon MaydayMalonesGirl 09-12-2004, 03:46 PM Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape LMAO...god, parents are insane...sexual references are prime humor Thats one great thing about my parents. They could care less about what I watch on TV. I grew up watching shows like Beavis and Butthead and Jackass with my father. CheersChild4life 09-12-2004, 04:28 PM Originally posted by barwars Well, if you were watching MadTV, I'd tell you to change the channel too. SNL however, kicks ass. I just can't seem to get into SNL I laugh at it occasionally but I'm a mad tv fan. Brian Damage 09-12-2004, 04:35 PM Originally posted by CheersChild4life I just can't seem to get into SNL I laugh at it occasionally but I'm a mad tv fan. I've watched a few episodes of Mad TV and never laughed once at any of their skits. barwars 09-12-2004, 06:14 PM Originally posted by Brian Damage I've watched a few episodes of Mad TV and never laughed once at any of their skits. Same here. I hate the cashier lady, or whatever her name is. The only "plus" of MadTV is their skits about TVShows.... but even then its bad. I dont like any of the guys on it, and the only girl I like is the black lady (sorry, dont know her name) ThirteenInchEscape 09-12-2004, 06:28 PM they've had a few great skits like "Bowling for Christmas" and "The Powerslut Girls" but other than that it is generally terrible. And Beavis and Butthead was like the only thing we werent supposed to watch at my Dad's when we were little, because my stepmom would always make a big deal about it, but we would watch it all the time anyway my mom was a bit more strict though, well when I was really little at least Pirate Jenny 09-12-2004, 07:04 PM Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape they've had a few great skits like "Bowling for Christmas" and "The Powerslut Girls" but other than that it is generally terrible. And Beavis and Butthead was like the only thing we werent supposed to watch at my Dad's when we were little, because my stepmom would always make a big deal about it, but we would watch it all the time anyway my mom was a bit more strict though, well when I was really little at least I wasn't allowed to watch The X-Files until I was 12. I think that's why I like it too much. Nothing is more satisying than fulfilling an illicit pleasure. When I was in 2nd grade or thereabouts, my parents wouldn't let my watch Power Rangers because of the violence involved. CheersChild4life 09-12-2004, 08:39 PM Originally posted by Brian Damage I've watched a few episodes of Mad TV and never laughed once at any of their skits. Yeah I'll admit some of there scenes do flop,but when they do have a really good one it is really good. Yeah but the new season of mad tv is gunna suck so I'd rather watch snl. But back in it's prime Mad Tv was a great show. Dannie IsNotHere 09-13-2004, 06:29 AM Originally posted by periacta When I was in 2nd grade or thereabouts, my parents wouldn't let my watch Power Rangers because of the violence involved. Yea, my parents were the same way. Now when I see the previews for it, I go "I wasn't allowed to watch THIS?!" Pirate Jenny 09-13-2004, 12:24 PM Originally posted by Dannie IsNotHere Yea, my parents were the same way. Now when I see the previews for it, I go "I wasn't allowed to watch THIS?!" I dunno, I've definately stopped being bitter about it, but I still think that it's a stupid thing to ban your kids from watching... I mean, come on...Power Rangers? Chambers 09-13-2004, 01:26 PM periacta - I just got the CD!!!! I'm going to listen to it now. Don't worry - there aren't any peopl around hehe. THANK YOU!!!!! Pirate Jenny 09-13-2004, 01:30 PM Originally posted by Chambers periacta - I just got the CD!!!! I'm going to listen to it now. Don't worry - there aren't any people around hehe. THANK YOU!!!!! Oh GOOD! I was hoping you'd get it today. But...stay online while you listen to it...I'm bored! Chambers 09-13-2004, 01:32 PM Originally posted by periacta Oh GOOD! I was hoping you'd get it today. But...stay online while you listen to it...I'm bored! Ok. I'm listening to track 3 now. So...what's new? Pirate Jenny 09-13-2004, 01:38 PM Originally posted by Chambers Ok. I'm listening to track 3 now. So...what's new? Not much. Just whipping up some crap for Creative Writing, and wishing I hadn't signed up for that class (because obviously, I'm better than these losers anyway), drinking an iced latte and watching the people in the coffee shop and being vaguely nervous because a group of police officers just walked in. If you don't hear from me again, The Man has succeeded in Keeping Me Down. Chambers 09-13-2004, 01:40 PM Originally posted by periacta If you don't hear from me again, The Man has succeeded in Keeping Me Down. Oh no - then I'm on the black list by association. Pirate Jenny 09-13-2004, 01:48 PM Originally posted by Chambers Oh no - then I'm on the black list by association. Yup. Sorry, dude. Chambers 09-13-2004, 01:50 PM I really like this CD. The music makes a big difference - and, of course, Bebe's reading is wonderful. Pirate Jenny 09-13-2004, 01:54 PM Originally posted by Chambers I really like this CD. The music makes a big difference - and, of course, Bebe's reading is wonderful. I know. I like it a LOT more than the story, even though the story's my favorite Short Story, hand's down. Bebe is great, and creepy, the music...I don't know, sometimes it really jives with the story, and sometimes it seems a little too "Look at Us! We're in a Radio Play!" which may be the point, but that and the sound effects sometimes get a little overly cliche. What really makes me happy is that, ok, this story is f*cked up. The author is. We can assume that anyone who likes this story is f*cked up. And anyone who would agree to DO this story, well, likewise. And that makes me happy. Twisted people RULE! Chambers 09-13-2004, 01:56 PM Oh, I don't think it's a twisted story. Wait...I guess that makes me a lot more twisted. The sound effects are a little cliche, yes. But still fun. One of my favorite short stories is actually "The Princess" (I think that was the title) by DH Lawrence. It's pretty f*cked up too. Pirate Jenny 09-13-2004, 02:01 PM Originally posted by Chambers Oh, I don't think it's a twisted story. Wait...I guess that makes me a lot more twisted. The sound effects are a little cliche, yes. But still fun. One of my favorite short stories is actually "The Princess" (I think that was the title) by DH Lawrence. It's pretty f*cked up too. I haven't read that. I'll get that today at the library. Most of my other favorite short stories are either by Dorothy Parker or me. I love me. You don't think it's twisted? Ok, I like it, but, dude...it's creepy like whoa! You're worse than me! What's wrong with you? Chambers 09-13-2004, 02:03 PM Originally posted by periacta I haven't read that. I'll get that today at the library. Most of my other favorite short stories are either by Dorothy Parker or me. I love me. You don't think it's twisted? Ok, I like it, but, dude...it's creepy like whoa! You're worse than me! What's wrong with you? Yeah, it's a little twisted....but see, it's not that different from the style of the original fairy tales. So I don't see it as ya know, "twisted." "The Princess" is about this very repressed and sort of psychotic girl. I also like Dorothy Parker. And, well, I'm sure I'd like your stories if I read them. Pirate Jenny 09-13-2004, 02:07 PM Originally posted by Chambers Yeah, it's a little twisted....but see, it's not that different from the style of the original fairy tales. So I don't see it as ya know, "twisted." "The Princess" is about this very repressed and sort of psychotic girl. I also like Dorothy Parker. And, well, I'm sure I'd like your stories if I read them. See, I find the originals pretty f*cked too. I'll PM or email or post a SS if you want, but I think it'll have to be after class...I should be going. Dammit. I hate class. I hate life. But I'll be back around 1ish, maybe, and I wanna know what you think about Snow Glass Apples. I'm expecting essay length response and analysis, missi! Chambers 09-13-2004, 02:08 PM Originally posted by periacta But I'll be back around 1ish, maybe, and I wanna know what you think about Snow Glass Apples. I'm expecting essay length response and analysis, missi! Haha I was going to suggest that we create an analysis thread for this. Pirate Jenny 09-13-2004, 02:09 PM Originally posted by Chambers Haha I was going to suggest that we create an analysis thread for this. Oooooo! YAY! Totally liking that idea! Cause Dulcey just listened to it too. Ok, I REALLY need to go. For serious. Pirate Jenny 09-13-2004, 05:35 PM And Chambers, I'm not going to clog up this page, but one of my short stories is at the bottom of this page: http://www.livejournal.com/users/deliriums_fish/57609.html Chambers 09-13-2004, 06:44 PM Originally posted by periacta And Chambers, I'm not going to clog up this page, but one of my short stories is at the bottom of this page: http://www.livejournal.com/users/deliriums_fish/57609.html cool, thanks. I'll read it. barwars 09-13-2004, 06:50 PM My first "real" day of school went pretty smoothly. My English teacher is not like Lilith at all.... which, in this case, works out. We were supposed to bring in a "classic novel" to read, which I forgot.... so I quickly went to the room next door and stole a random book from the teacher (whom I know personally, so it works).... thank god "Treasure Planet" is on our reading lists.... or I wouldve gotten a 0 on the first day. Other than that.... Web Page Design and Art3D are two of the best classes I've ever taken, and Chemistry :rolleyes: At least my lab partner is somebody I like. spunkygirl 09-13-2004, 06:51 PM I'm so freaking bored :bored: Chambers 09-13-2004, 07:04 PM Originally posted by periacta And Chambers, I'm not going to clog up this page, but one of my short stories is at the bottom of this page: http://www.livejournal.com/users/deliriums_fish/57609.html You are an excellent writer. I don't just admire your way with words, but how you actually think about what you're writing and how it will affect the reader (at least I got that impression that you do that). So many people our age are good with words but only write dramatic, self-absorbed pieces - you know, the way some girls like taking pictures of their feet and call it "art." These individuals are under the misconception that if you write about something serious, then it is automatically good. It was refreshing to read a story that dealt with something serious yet had a mature backbone to support its weight. You didn't let the subject matter take over - you manipulated it perfectly. If that makes any sense... Anyway, I'm your fan. Chambers 09-13-2004, 07:35 PM Oh God, what decade am I from?? I was just going through these pieces I wrote two years ago, and they're all about repressed housewives and/or secretaries. Naturally they have to do with what I was reading back then, but still. How lame. I was so deeply disturbed. Chambers 09-13-2004, 08:35 PM three posts in a row...not a good thing. Anyway, if you want to know what I really like to write, periacta, click here (http://www.geocities.com/nostomaniasheep/). I can't help it - I like making fun of things. I actually wrote that with a friend a few years ago. There are some mistakes, but we were too lazy to go back and change them. Note: the mixed metaphors we used are supposed to poke fun at the ones Thoreau actually used in his works. Pirate Jenny 09-13-2004, 09:04 PM Originally posted by Chambers three posts in a row...not a good thing. Anyway, if you want to know what I really like to write, periacta, click here (http://www.geocities.com/nostomaniasheep/). I can't help it - I like making fun of things. I actually wrote that with a friend a few years ago. There are some mistakes, but we were too lazy to go back and change them. Note: the mixed metaphors we used are supposed to poke fun at the ones Thoreau actually used in his works. Reading it right now. Also helping you break your consecutive post streak. Ah, I have a lot of catching up to do. Pirate Jenny 09-13-2004, 09:23 PM "Booze and Women: Why I Hate Poor People." Sorry dude, but I think that THAT is the height of literary genius, right there. Also, don't worry, I'm sure there are one or two repressed housewives out there that you can liberate. Also, if you want to talk horrible writing, the years 1998-2001 will forever be known to me as "The Reason Marcy Does Not Write Poetry Anymore." One of my poems actually won a contest and got published in this book for young adults, but the publisher neglected to tell me that the book had a decidedly Christian/ "Jesus Will Save You" slant, and also neglected to pay me. I ended up having to buy the book myself at a local Borders, and have never come so close to holding an actual ritual bookburning before in my life. Mom wouldn't let me, and I believe it may still be buried under the piles of crap on her dresser. Speaking of "art," you mentioned the feet thing, and I remembered a picture my former friend (don't ask), an ART MAJOR, turned in for a sketchbook project. Not only is it feet, it's been Photoshopped! Oooooooooo! Chambers 09-13-2004, 09:29 PM Hahahaha feet crack me up. I had my own poetic disaster era. I try to avoid poetry at all costs now. Pirate Jenny 09-13-2004, 09:34 PM Originally posted by Chambers I try to avoid poetry at all costs now. A-men. Chambers 09-13-2004, 09:36 PM Originally posted by periacta A-men. oh but there was this one poem I wrote in like 5 minutes using every poetry cliche I knew - I was very sick of poetry. And then everybody thought it was so great, so I started laughing in their faces. Pirate Jenny 09-13-2004, 09:49 PM Originally posted by Chambers oh but there was this one poem I wrote in like 5 minutes using every poetry cliche I knew - I was very sick of poetry. And then everybody thought it was so great, so I started laughing in their faces. Laughing in people's faces at their stupidity... Chamber's, I think we'd get along very well. Oh, you guys should see how cute Apollo is being. He still hates The Hand, but he subtly sneaks as close as he can get to me when I'm not looking. Right now he's perched on the fold of the blanket right by my elbow, and, this evening when I woke up, he was on my pillow, staring at my face. The odd thing is, his wings are clipped, and he was on the ground when I fell asleep, so, I'm not sure how he got on the bed... Obsessed much? Why, yes, I am. aazWWS um, he just climbed on the computer... I think that means "hi" or possibly it means "Marcy, get off that goddamned Sitcoms Online and feed me nachos, bitch!" Pirate Jenny 09-13-2004, 09:58 PM Oh and PS. Just so you know, I'm working on something for our swell Snow Glass Apples thread right now. Petrie Malone 09-13-2004, 10:21 PM I'm auditioning for my school's play tomorrow... wish me luck!;) Kurt Pirate Jenny 09-13-2004, 10:25 PM Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan I'm auditioning for my school's play tomorrow... wish me luck!;) Kurt Break a leg! What're you auditioning for? Petrie Malone 09-13-2004, 10:28 PM Originally posted by periacta Break a leg! What're you auditioning for? Thanks! It's called Lend Me a Tenor. Here's a synopsis of the play: http://www.bmds.bm/productions/Lend_Me_A_Tenor/home.asp Pirate Jenny 09-13-2004, 10:38 PM Originally posted by DickVanDykeMan Thanks! It's called Lend Me a Tenor. Here's a synopsis of the play: http://www.bmds.bm/productions/Lend_Me_A_Tenor/home.asp Cool! Who are you trying for? Chambers 09-13-2004, 11:34 PM Good luck, kurt! And, damn, periacta - feed your bird some nachos already! Pirate Jenny 09-14-2004, 12:08 AM Originally posted by Chambers And, damn, periacta - feed your bird some nachos already! No! No nachos for the Apollo. He stole my nachos the other day, I'm not going to reinforce that nacho stealin bastard by giving him the nachos he so greatly desires. (everything is funnier with nachos) Chambers 09-14-2004, 12:12 AM Originally posted by periacta No! No nachos for the Apollo. He stole my nachos the other day, I'm not going to reinforce that nacho stealin bastard by giving him the nachos he so greatly desires. (everything is funnier with nachos) My dog asks me for permission before he eats my food. And if the answer is no, he negotiates - usually by staging a "you people are turning me into a neurotic mess, I'm really suffering here" fit. Pirate Jenny 09-14-2004, 12:17 AM Originally posted by Chambers My dog asks me for permission before he eats my food. And if the answer is no, he negotiates - usually by staging a "you people are turning me into a neurotic mess, I'm really suffering here" fit. Dude, your dog is smart. My bird solves the problem by stepping on my food. After that, I don't want it anymore. Chambers 09-14-2004, 12:19 AM Originally posted by periacta Dude, your dog is smart. My bird solves the problem by stepping on my food. After that, I don't want it anymore. Apollo seems smarter - he gets what he wants. Pirate Jenny 09-14-2004, 12:29 AM Originally posted by Chambers Apollo seems smarter - he gets what he wants. Yes, but unfortunately for him, I'm used to getting what I want. And I'm a lot bigger than him. ThirteenInchEscape 09-14-2004, 02:44 AM I've seen my friends bird eat off of peoples shoulders and **** in between attacking people and being generally vicious Pirate Jenny 09-14-2004, 03:08 AM Originally posted by ThirteenInchEscape I've seen my friends bird eat off of peoples shoulders and **** in between attacking people and being generally vicious No, dude, my bird is generally badass. In fact, he is the badassiest of badass birds. Right now, he's asleep in the trash can. Aw. Pirate Jenny 09-14-2004, 12:26 PM Goddammit! Where is everybody? Here I am, ditching my Sex and Society class because I failed to do the reading (because I was analysing Snow, Glass, Apples, by the way) and NO ONE'S HERE! And the sun's up, so you have no excuse! Chambers 09-14-2004, 04:49 PM I'm here...I survived my 3-hour class. Pirate Jenny 09-14-2004, 05:43 PM Originally posted by Chambers I'm here...I survived my 3-hour class. Thankgodyou'rehereohmygodithoughtiwasgoingtoDIEandiwasinbiologylabandididn'twanttobebutnowI'mnotsoit'sallok butiwassolonelyandnoonewashereandiwassad. Pirate Jenny 09-14-2004, 05:44 PM edited Chambers 09-14-2004, 06:09 PM Originally posted by periacta Thankgodyou'rehereohmygodithoughtiwasgoingtoDIEandiwasinbiologylabandididn'twanttobebutnowI'mnotsoit'sallok butiwassolonelyandnoonewashereandiwassad. awitsokimherenowandthisissohardtotypebecauseikeepwantingtopressingthespacebar Petrie Malone 09-14-2004, 06:18 PM Originally posted by periacta Cool! Who are you trying for? I tried out for the bellhop and Saunders... the director posts the cast list friday so I'll tell you guys if I make it!;) Moondance 09-14-2004, 06:27 PM Originally posted by Chambers awitsokimherenowandthisissohardtotypebecauseikeepwantingtopressingthespacebar YouguysarethecraziestbunchIknowandthatisprobablywhyIloveyouallsomuch Chambers 09-14-2004, 06:44 PM THE MEANINGFULNESS OF MESSAGE BOARDS Ok so today I was in the library between classes, looking for something to read. I found this book about the portrayal of female detectives in popular culture. They had a whole chapter on Clarice Starling and another one on Dana Scully. (I finally get all the connections between the X-files and Silence of the Lambs - but that's another story.) Anyway, back to my point. The funny thing was that the one about the X-Files refrenced several threads from online message boards, which made me realize....other more important people must read our messages! Anyway, it was also funny because the author mentioned how the boards would go crazy whenever Mulder glanced at Scully, or whenever Scully's hand brushed against Mulder's arm. If you know the series, then you know what I'm talkin about. Moondance 09-14-2004, 06:57 PM I have never watched the X-Files - my friend from high school loved it, but I never was interested. Pirate Jenny 09-14-2004, 07:10 PM Originally posted by Chambers THE MEANINGFULNESS OF MESSAGE BOARDS Ok so today I was in the library between classes, looking for something to read. I found this book about the portrayal of female detectives in popular culture. They had a whole chapter on Clarice Starling and another one on Dana Scully. (I finally get all the connections between the X-files and Silence of the Lambs - but that's another story.) Anyway, back to my point. The funny thing was that the one about the X-Files refrenced several threads from online message boards, which made me realize....other more important people must read our messages! Anyway, it was also funny because the author mentioned how the boards would go crazy whenever Mulder glanced at Scully, or whenever Scully's hand brushed against Mulder's arm. If you know the series, then you know what I'm talkin about. I never got the connection between Silence of the Lambs and X-Files. I mean, other than you know, um the FBI is involved? Oh man, I remember the days when everyone was always freaking out about Mulder and Scully. Good times. Except not, really, cause it was stupid. I certainly HOPE no one important is reading these message boards, I sound like an idiot on these things! A CREEPY idiot. Chambers 09-14-2004, 07:18 PM Meaningful creepy idiot. Apart from the FBI connection, there's the fact that Scully looked just like Clarice in the first season - same haircut and clothes. Also, the style and feel of the show (the sets, the atmosphere, the way it's shot - everything) is heavily influenced by Silence of the Lambs. There were even a few episodes that had Scully in the same position as Clarice - you know, a subtle almost erotic connection to some Hanibalesque guy behind bars. Pirate Jenny 09-14-2004, 07:21 PM Originally posted by Chambers Meaningful creepy idiot. Apart from the FBI connection, there's the fact that Scully looked just like Clarice in the first season - same haircut and clothes. Also, the style and feel of the show (the sets, the atmosphere, the way it's shot - everything) is heavily influenced by Silence of the Lambs. There were even a few episodes that had Scully in the same position as Clarice - you know, a subtle almost erotic connection to some Hanibalesque guy behind bars. Hm. See, this is how observant I am. Yeah, I guess I can see the connections. I'll have to watch some of my 1st season DVD's tonight. Except not. Cause I'm freakin tired and I have a short story due tomorrow that I haven't even begun to conceive. Chambers 09-14-2004, 07:55 PM Good luck with your story. Write about your feet. In case you guys already didn't know, I am a genius. Today I perfected my chicken, pear, nutmeg, milk recipe. What should I call it? Moondance 09-14-2004, 08:07 PM Originally posted by Chambers Good luck with your story. Write about your feet. In case you guys already didn't know, I am a genius. Today I perfected my chicken, pear, nutmeg, milk recipe. What should I call it? http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v34/TroyandLindseyFan/headscratch.gif - Well I'm no Wolfgang Puck;) Pirate Jenny 09-14-2004, 08:22 PM Originally posted by Chambers Good luck with your story. Write about your feet. In case you guys already didn't know, I am a genius. Today I perfected my chicken, pear, nutmeg, milk recipe. What should I call it? Goddammit I'm jealous. Just the other day, I messed up instant rice. You could call it Milk, Chicken, Pears and maybe get Bebe to narrate the recipe to you... Moondance 09-14-2004, 08:25 PM I'm hungry.... Chambers 09-14-2004, 08:25 PM Originally posted by periacta Goddammit I'm jealous. Just the other day, I messed up instant rice. You could call it Milk, Chicken, Pears and maybe get Bebe to narrate the recipe to you... hahahahha that would be so cool. Dannie IsNotHere 09-14-2004, 11:28 PM Originally posted by Moondance I'm hungry.... lol I'm always hungry.... hungry or tired. Wow, I live such an odd lifestyle. Brian Damage 09-14-2004, 11:46 PM I might be crazy, but whenever I eat any type of poultry(ie chicken or turkey) I get really nauseous. Chambers 09-15-2004, 12:09 AM Originally posted by Brian Damage I might be crazy, but whenever I eat any type of poultry(ie chicken or turkey) I get really nauseous. Not crazy - more like a freak of nature. Who doesn't love chicken? Chicken is your friend. Brian Damage 09-15-2004, 12:15 AM Chicken is grotesque :barf: Chambers 09-15-2004, 12:24 AM Originally posted by Brian Damage Chicken is grotesque :barf: Oh my God, I love your avatar. Chicken is MY friend then. Brian Damage 09-15-2004, 10:11 AM I used to work for an ice factory and one day we delivered ice to this chicken slaughter house. I'll never forget the smell of all the mutilated chickens. Chambers 09-15-2004, 10:13 AM Originally posted by Brian Damage I used to work for an ice factory and one day we delivered ice to this chicken slaughter house. I'll never forget the smell of all the mutilated chickens. *covers ears* lalalallalala You will not ruin chicken for me. Brian Damage 09-15-2004, 10:31 AM Originally posted by Chambers *covers ears* lalalallalala You will not ruin chicken for me. hahahahahahahaha My word of advice is if you love a certain type of meat, never see how they get it from the farm to your dinner table. Chambers 09-15-2004, 10:35 AM Originally posted by Brian Damage hahahahahahahaha My word of advice is if you love a certain type of meat, never see how they get it from the farm to your dinner table. Yes, I do my best. I tend to think of meat as a vegetable. CliffClavin 09-15-2004, 12:12 PM Boredom: CLIFF: How's married life treating ya'? Quite a change, huh? FRASIER: Well, Lilith and I did live together for a year before we wed, so other than the fact that I now see it stretching endlessly before me until I die rotting in the grave, there's no real difference. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- FRASIER: You know, I've seen this sort of thing a lot. REBECCA: What, people buying houses for no good reason? FRASIER: No, desperate women like you, grabbing at straws. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Frasier:So, um... how do you like Cheers? Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: Well. It seems adequate for its purpose, but I have a feeling that you only brought me to this place to surround yourself with people you know and I don't. Frasier Crane: Well, yes. But what's more, I thought that we might have a drink or two, thereby lowering our inhibitions a bit and enabling us to go back to your place and have a physical encounter of some sort. Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: Well, we won't. Frasier Crane: I appreciate your candor. Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: No, you don't. Frasier Crane: You're right. I feel like striking you. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Woody: Hey, how's it going, Dr. Crane? Frasier Crane: Oh, the usual. The crying, the tantrums, the bed-wetting. Woody: Yeah, that's fatherhood. Frasier Crane: No, that's my therapy group. What a buncha losers. spunkygirl 09-15-2004, 12:20 PM :wave: You guys probably already know this, but Bebe Neuwirth was on the Tony Danza show today :D Chambers 09-15-2004, 02:52 PM Originally posted by Angela Micelli :wave: You guys probably already know this, but Bebe Neuwirth was on the Tony Danza show today :D ooh I didn't know that...damn. CheersChild4life 09-15-2004, 04:07 PM Originally posted by Angela Micelli :wave: You guys probably already know this, but Bebe Neuwirth was on the Tony Danza show today :D Wow, I didn't even know Tony Danza had a show. MaydayMalonesGirl 09-15-2004, 04:12 PM Originally posted by CheersChild4life Wow, I didn't even know Tony Danza had a show. Me either. Its weird to see you without your little devil avatar. :p Pirate Jenny 09-15-2004, 04:27 PM Originally posted by Angela Micelli :wave: You guys probably already know this, but Bebe Neuwirth was on the Tony Danza show today :D Wait...WHAT?! F*CK! Teddy02 09-15-2004, 04:29 PM okay i'm back and life is calm again :) i finally finished my fanfic "Barwars VIII: The War Within" (yes i know it's been awhile but at least it's done!). Hopefully it'll all be up soon. I revised some parts and just have to edit and type the final chapters. Idk if it's any good but we'll see! CheersChild4life 09-15-2004, 04:29 PM Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl Me either. Its weird to see you without your little devil avatar. :p Haha yeah I recently learned how to change it. Chambers 09-15-2004, 04:35 PM Originally posted by Teddy02 okay i'm back and life is calm again :) i finally finished my fanfic "Barwars VIII: The War Within" (yes i know it's been awhile but at least it's done!). Hopefully it'll all be up soon. I revised some parts and just have to edit and type the final chapters. Idk if it's any good but we'll see! nice, can't wait to read it. |