Here's how you play. First you answer the question the poster before you asked. But with a wrong answer trying to make it funny. Then you ask a question about Seinfeld and the next poster answers with a wrong answer making it funny. Understand? I hope so. Let's start:

Why did Jerry and Elaine brake up?
the next person answers this with a wrong answer and then ask another question about the Seinfeld sitcom.

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For reference check out the first game http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=46415

What does Elaine steal from Puddy's car?


His face paint

Why was Jerry afraid to go to his girlfriend's apartment in Riverside?

because she has a killer iguana in her apartment



what type of magazine did georges father like to collect


---i think this is how u play---

Korean Weekly

Why did Milos offer his wife to Jerry?

so he can walk around naked at his house


why does goerge ask jerry to call in a bomb threat at his work

In a scheme to get fired, so that he can accept that new position with the Mets.

In which situation would 'The Move' be appropriate?

When you are rolled up in a carpet sinking to the bottom of the East River.

Why did the Service Department Manager at Puddy's Saab dealership bring his father in to work?

He was his bodyguard

Why did Eddie Sherman quit Peterman?

becuase he had the chicken pox


way does georges father not want to cook

His foot stench permeated into whatever he was cooking, and thus, no one would eat it.

Why did Mr. Pitt's doorman make Jerry feel uncomfortable?

[Excellent Pic, Bri ;) ]

because the doorman grabbed jerry's ass



what kind of car did jerry buy his father????

A LeBaron convertible once owned by Joe Pepitone.

Why did Newman almost get evicted from the Shelley Apartments?

because he has a wild party and crashes through a neighbers door


Why does jerry's apartment have flees?

From getting stuck with Cujo, Yukon Jack's dog..

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What is the Sunshine Carpet Cleaning company a front for, what do they really do?

manufacture latex

Why was Elaine the laughing stock at a Peterman party?

She had a whole roll of toilet paper trailing behind her, stuck to her shoe.

What was wrong with Jerry's car after the valet parked it?

He found Mike Moffit stuck in the trunk.

Why did Elaine desperately want Mrs. Seinfeld to pick a glass?

She was re-gifting a whole bunch of glasses that Tim Whatley gave her to individual people, and didn't want Whatley finding out.

Why wouldn't Jerry let Banya cut in line at the soup stand?

nobody wants to follow up Banya.

Why was George drilling a hole in a Manhattan street?

The 'Summer Of George' featured a hard labor fantasy camp.

Why did George want to be called 'T-Bone'?

All his life he dreamed of himself being called T-Bone.

What happened to George's frogger machine?

It was donated to the handicapped woman, whom George gave a faulty wheelchair to.

Why do George and Jerry take shifts dating the same woman?

She was a sentence finisher and there was just so much both of them could take of her.

Why did Kramer meet with the Post Master General?

He was pitching him an idea involving a make your own pizza stand inside of a post office.

Why did Kramer try backing out from chipping in to Joe Mayo's gift?

Joe Mayo used his birthday wish, to wish Kramer would drop dead.

Why did Jerry leave the tip on the bill for two ladies' lunches at the coffee shop?

Following George's lead, Jerry was trying to do the exact opposite of anything he ever believed.

Why did FDR wish Kramer would drop dead?

Because Kramer kept harrassing FDR's cousin, Nick Stevenson (Plaza Cable)

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Who does George think must be the only people who drink coffee at midnight?

The nocternal dirt people

What did Kramer have to do to keep his Tony award?

Spend a year removed from society.

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If a woman didn't have hands, what did Jerry say would be "kinda cool looking" instead?

The nocternal dirt people
and
Because Kramer kept harrassing FDR's cousin, Nick Stevenson (Plaza Cable)

A shoehorn shaped prostetic hand.

When discovered in a ladies changing room by Jerry, what was Kramer doing?

Removing the moisture packets from all the clothes.

Why did Peterman think Kramer was a dope fiend?

Peterman was wearing his Pigmy Pullover Sweater, causing Kman to sniffle with an allergic reaction.

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What eventually happened to the fusiili Jerry?

It was sold at Sotheby's along with "Macaroni Midler" as part of a "Celebrity Pasta" collection.

Why did Tony the mechanic take off with Jerry's car?

He wanted to see how far he could get on an empty gas tank.

Why did Mike Moffit fear Jerry?

He had heard about how Jerry attacked the Japanese tourists with an axe.

What did George's girlfriend do on the Hamptons weekend, that got him all upset?

She ate her peas one at a time.

What was going to kill independent George?

Having his father sleep on his "Poppy-stained" couch.

What drove Morty & Helen back to Florida, after deciding to live in Leo's apartment?

Leo lived in Riverside where the lopper resided.

How did George get to postpone his wedding to Susan?

He found out he had Mono and would be unable to consummate the marriage by Christmas.

Why did George react angrily when an old female classmate told him that Gary Fogel had a wonderful perspective on life?

Gary was the kid from George's old neighborhood, whom his parents liked better than him. George hated him ever since.

What was the prize Frank offered, if George sold enough computers?

The prototype to the mansiere.

Why was Elaine jealous of George's engagement?

She thought Susan wasn't good enough for ol' Georgy Boy.

Instead of fitted hats, what did Jerry ask Yankee Stadium for as the terrorist bomber?

Firestone Tire Day

What did Kramer win from his Java World settlement?

He became the official Java World spokesman.

Who did George believe had 'Toe-Thumbs'?

Man Hands

What did Bob Cobb insist Elaine call him?

The Soup Nazi.

What is 'the test' as it pertains to 'making it move'?

Eating a pastrami sandwhich while watching TV.

Why did George cry uncontrollably to Susan?

He was begging to go on one little date with Marissa Tomei.

Who was "Little Jerry Seinfeld"?

Mickey Abbott

What did Kramer promise a sick little boy?

That the Van Buren boys would "Kick the living shi$" out of him if he didn't make a full recovery.

Why did Jerry seek a sit-down meeting with Mr. DiCheechio?

He wanted Mike Moffit's thumbs broken for calling him a phony.

How did Mr. Morgan get fired?

George put Steinbrenner's birthday card under glass, before Morgan could sign it.

What saved Kramer from the Van Buren Gang?

(IGNTBone, isn't that 'bout [part of] what happend to Morgan? :cool: )

They found out the Kman was hoarding his own blood, in case he was out on the street and it starts to go down, 'cause he won't back off until it's finished.

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Why did Elaine loose faith in Kramer's katra and karate (say: "ka-rah-tay") skills?

She found out a clown bullied Kramer into giving away his $500 courtside Knick tickets.

Why did George have to pay Jerry's girlfriend a couple of hundred dollars?

(Thinking of two scenerios, picked the 'right' one. Oops.)

For 'turning tricks' with him in the special parking lot.

Whom does Kramer think Elaine's friend's ugly baby looks like?

Joe Pepitone


Why couldn't Kramer get his core temperature back up?

(you still own this thread ;) )

Because J & G refused to take a steam with him, & well.... he didn't want to sit there naked all by himself! (not that there's anything wrong with that)

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Why did an NYU reporter think Jer & Georgie were gay?

George never stopped singing "Master of the House" around Jerry.

Who did Jerry remind Alton Benes of?

(the tail gunner line is one of my all-time favorites!!! :lol: )

Stooge Larry

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How did Jerry's suede jacket get ruined"?

In a fit of rage, Silvio the super attacked it with a meat slicer he borrowed from the K-man.

What did George try to borrow from Elaine to aid him in his quest for "make-up sex"?

Her matteress from The Lumbar Yard.

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What is the opposite of tuna, & why?

Whales. Because they are mammels, and unlike Tuna are often overweight.

Why did J. Peterman fire Morty?

(good answer :lol: the great fish.... mammal... whatever...)


Peterman thought he was an assassin...an errand boy, sent by grocery clerks, to collect a bill.

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What was causing a big red glow outside, and into Kramer's apartment?

The horrible smell in Jerry's car merged with the red dot on Elaine's cashmere sweater which was left in the car to create a glowing red entity.

Why did Kramer demand that Jerry's cleaning-man "make love to the wall"?

He was from Sunshine Cleaners, and tried to brainwash Kramer, but the K-Man outsmarted him.

Why is a breakup unlike a submarine crew?

Because a submarine crew sleeps together (lame I know)

Why was Jerry jealous that Elaine was dating Keith Hernandez?

Because Keith Hernandez supposedly spit at him years ago after a game. Now, he's going after Jerry's old girlfriend.

What song did Elaine want to 'share' with her boyfriend, instead of "Desperado"?

Wish Upon A Star by Earth, Wind & Fire.
She thought she could get him to boogie down with some little kicks too.

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What did a street tough do to J's Nana when she got lost looking for Chemical Bank?

Offered to pay her fare for a Rickshaw ride home.

What transaction between Jerry and Uncle Leo did Mortie happen upon in a mensroom?

100 bucks to take out all the toilet paper in the womens bathroom.

What did Kramer trade his sausage maker for?

Free HBO and Showtime from Plaza Cable.

What is Uromysitysis?

it is the deception of switching pee samples.

How did Jerry hurt Leapin Larry's feelings?

Made a bet with Larry that he couldn't leap and touch the awning of Jerry's building. When Larry failed, he had to pick Jerry up at the airport.

What 'went away' of Jerry's, when he visited the apartment of George's girlfriend?

An intestinal requirement... whose needs surpass by great lengths anything in the sexual realm.

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According to Kramer, what perverse sexual amalgam was George all mixed up in?

Sleeping with his fiance, and a doll that looks exactly like his mother.

Kramer at one point had the set to whose old talk show?

Uncle Floyd

http://www.accesscentral.tv/floyd.jpg


Why did Peterman blame George for his mother's death?

He claims George make a remark about her pony, and then trampled her trying to escape a fire.

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Why did Adam Lippman decide to renounce Judism?

He was much more intrieged with celebrating Festivus.

What would Frank scream, in order to relieve stress?

Hoochie Mama!

What did George claim was killing Independent George?

Ramon.

What did Jerry ask Elaine in The Serenity Now episode?

If she wanted to try to combine the this and the that, because it would be almost stupid if they didn't... moronic... absurd.

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What does Jerry have hanging in his apartment, that we really never see him use?

A Unicycle.

Why did Steinbrenner assume George was dead?

Steinbrenner heard George drank a combination crampbark and couchgrass and he knew that was what killed Curly.

Why was Kramer attacked during an AIDS walk?

He was recognized as the guy who burned the Puerto Rican flag, and the other walkers didn't want him spoiling their cause as well.

According to George, who looks like a "perfect brother/sister type couple"?

Babs & Newman

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What does Jerry estimate occured 25 times, and Elaine estimates as 37 times?

Your PC's info (http://www.danasoft.com/vipersig.jpg)

The number of times Elaine has faked with Jerry.

What did Elaine do to George's toupee?

used it as a prototype for a Burmese fly swatter for the Peterman catalogue.

What business venture does Kramer and Lloyd Braun go into together?

Selling beltless trenchcoats to thrift shops.

What was it that caused Jerry to break his no-vomit streak?

A fresh salad with radishes.... PREPARED IN KRAMER'S SHOWER!!

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What "food" does Jerry feel could help promote racial harmony?

Chunky bars.

What sitcom does Elaine try writng an episode of?

"Jerry"

What secret does George reveal to Susan about Jerry?

That when they first met each other in Gym class Jerry tried to cop a feel on George as he was coming down the climbing rope.

Why did Kramer proclaim "Im out there, and I'm loving every minute of it!!"

He was finally coming out of the closet.

Why were Elaine, George and Kramer thrown out of a Yankee game?

Kramer tried to sneak in his own cafe latte.

What was Jerry referring to when he said: "If this works, then the whole monetary system is obselete."?

Puddy's proposed new design of U.S currency which used holes in all coins and paper bills.

Why did Kramer get tossed out of Paisano's without getting his Calzones?

The owner knew of his connections with the Van Buren Gang, and didn't want anything started up in his restaurant. So he threw Kramer out.

What did Jerry want from Uncle Leo in a public restroom?

A piece of TP, he wanted to know if Jer could spare a square.

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What secret did George reveal in The Finale?

He was really a successful architect named Art Vandelay and George Costanza was a secret alias for a sociological experiment.

Why did Elaine try to steal Mr. Lippman's newspaper?

She had to check the race results to see how Captain Nemo did in the 3rd at Belmont.

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What gift does Jerry give Elaine that causes a gal to think he his racially insensitive?

A 40 oz. jug of Aunt Jemima's syrup.

Why did Kramer offer to drive to Giant's stadium to show his driver's license to a ticket taker?

To claim that he was in fact, the "real" Peterman, who had his own skybox there.

How did Kramer get his hot tub?

He made a trade for it for some Hollywood memorabilia.

What went wrong with the Ross' handsome cab ride?

Rusty, a homeless man, commandeered the rig, & rode off never to be seen again.

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What mutant entity became indefinitely lodged in Jerry's car?

Newman

What did Elaine's musician boyfriend want to add to his repetoir?

Witchy Woman, because it was Elaine's favorite song.

What odd items did Jerry find under the hood of his car after borrowing it to a friend?

Blood.....and Junior Mints.

Why did George insist that Hankey apologize to him?

When George was putting on the finely knit sweater, Stanky walked in on him, seeing his man breast in their full glory and causing George to have his own personal crying game.

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What does Kramer do to Lilly....Eerrrrr.... Susan when he 1st meets her at Jer's apartment?

He snubs her.

Why can't Jerry & Newman ever get along?

Newman slept with his mother.

Why did Kramer sue Sue Ellen Mishke?

She dumped a cup of scalding hot coffee on him.

Why did George call Jerry "You spoiled, spoiled man?"

because he was Even Steven and George couldn't take it.


Why did Steinbrenner think George was dead?

George was nowhere to be found during the bomb threat at Yankee Stadium.

Why was Morty bugging his medical student nephew at Manya's funeral?

He had a big mole on his sholder that he wanted the doc-in-training to take a look at, for no charge of course.

Why did Elaine try to befriend the Manya's husband?

She was in her into older men phase.

Why did Elaine hate Sue Ellen Mishke?

She stole Jerry from her in high school.

Why did George always look annoyed at work?

It was the only thing he had left of independent George

Why did George go with Susan's cousin to the hospital?

He was insistant on getting reimbursed from the last time he visited the hospital, when the patient jumped out the window onto his car.

What was so special about Jimmy's shoes?

They were customized by The Mom & Pop Store, giving them the durability of Timberlands, the comfort of the Himalayan Walking Shoe, the breathability of the Mayan Store Harachi Sandle (for foot odor probs) with the exquisite look of a Boticelli.

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What did the Maestro give Kramer that helped his burn?

super hydrating, total-protection moisturizer with Uva.

Why did George's secretary get a hefty raise?

Originally posted by Maestro
They were customized by The Mom & Pop Store, giving them the durability of Timberlands, the comfort of the Himalayan Walking Shoe, the breathability of the Mayan Store Harachi Sandle (for foot odor probs) with the exquisite look of a Boticelli.


Because she turned George on to a wake up service that made sure he arrived promptly at work.

Why did Jerry and Kramer break into George's car?

They remembered the key to Kramer's strong box was in there, and Jerry needed those cufflinks.

Why did George let a cartoon drawing get him so upset?

He felt the naked drawings of Lois Lane were very upsetting.

Why did Jack Klompas accuse Morty of stealing from the treasury?

Jack thought Morty never thanked him for those great concert seats.

Why did Kramer, Elaine, and Jerry all come down with the flu, after the Long Island party?

I think the term is Menage A Toi

Why did Susan think that George was fooling around with Elaine?

When Elaine & Frank had that fight down at the precinct, Susan thought it was a case of a father forbidding a son to see his girlfriend.

Why did Puddy insist Elaine would go to hell?

Because she threw out his manfur.

Why did Kramer conclude that adoption leads to serial killing?

He did some sociological research and concluded that both the smog strangler and the Riverside Lopper were adopted.

Why did Elaine laugh uncontrollably at a piano recital?

Like Schuman, whom went insane after one note, Elaine burst into a hysterical fit after one certain musical note was played.

What happened at the intervention?

Kramer did a patented no-knock burst in entry and ended up knocking Richie out cold. He died about 2 weeks later due to the head injury he suffered, but at least his drug problem was ended.

Why did George knock Bette Midler right on her butt?

At the opening night performance of "Rochelle Rochelle", George panicked and yelled "Fire" in the crowded theatre. In an attempt to save himself, he shoved the star of the show.

Why did Jerry have the sudden change-of-heart about bootlegging movies?

He wanted to prove that he was a bad boy to impress a girl.

What was at the end of the movie Cry, Cry again, that made Elaine famous?

A short clip, secretly shot by Puddy, of the two of them 'together'.

What did Elaine to at her office party which put her little kicks dance moves to shame?

She got all schmeedged on the white lotus, the yam-yam, the Shanghai Sally and kept yelling "STELLA!"

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What is Elaine's patented show of exclamation and what does she say while she's doing it?

Ba-ba-ba-boom-chicka-boom-chicka-boom-boom-boom and she kicks her feet.

What did Jack Klompas insist Jerry take from him?

4 plums with red on the inside and 3 plantains.

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What was the girl's name that rhymed with a female body part?
(now make me laugh here gents :D )

Kitty

Why did Frank travel to Tuscanny?

(now that was pretty good Brian- even the same "part" as Deloris :lol: you got me :lol: "It's a very complicated area")



He was trying to track down Elaine because he heard SHE WANTED A PIECE HIM!!

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When Elaine & Jerry stay at Jer’s parents in Florida, what 2 things kept her from sleeping?

Originally posted by Maestro
(now that was pretty good Brian- even the same "part" as Deloris :lol: you got me :lol: )

That doesn't seem like the same part to me, what am I missing?
I couldnt come up with a funny answer to this one, good one Brian.

"When Elaine & Jerry stay at Jer’s parents in Florida, what 2 things kept her from sleeping?"

The sound of Mortie and Helen making love all night in the next bedroom, and all those ambulance sirens coming and going from Del Boca Vista.


To avoid being hit with a sock full of pennies, what measure did Kramer take?

He learned the timeless art of Ka-ra-tay

What "deal" did Jerry make with Elaine?

He wouldn't make fun of her dancing if she would try not to fake it anymore.

What was "The Place to be"?

It was Maestro's little Tuscany hideaway where he took Elaine.

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What fashion tip did Maestro give Kramer, Frank & eventually Jerry?

Puffy Shirts were back 'in'.

Why did Jerry want to bring barbeque sauce with him at a talk show appearance?

He had to have his fix of barbeque chicken since Kenny Rogers Roasters was closed.

What happened to Jerry while he was scuba diving?

The saltwater gave him hives, which he blamed on the dermatologist he was dating.

What was Kruger's reaction when he found out George doctored his family photo?

He slept with Susan.

Why did Jerry shave his chest hair?

Elaine walked in while Jerry was using a belt sander naked, and she mistook his chest hair for Puddy's man-fur.

Why did George throw a box of Tic-Tacs at his hospitalized mother?

She had B.B.O.

Why did Kramer start a bus tour?

He started a Newman reality tour.

Why did George guard a suit?

It was the suit that Jerry hid the fur storage receipt in, and he wanted George to make sure Banya didn't steal it back after not getting his meal at Mendy's.

Whatever became of Elaine's muffin stumps?

They were given to the homeless as payment for driving the rickshaws.

Why did Newman award Kramer the girls bike instead of Elaine?

As bizarre revenge for the busted radar detector, Newman wanted to secretly humiliate Kramer by 'awarding' him the girls' bike.

Why did George insist on beng nicknamed "T-Bone"?

T-Square was already taken

Why was George smitten with Elaine?

He was absolutely taken by her unique dance moves.

According to Jerry, who would he have been friends with, if they had a ping-pong table?

Ping

What did George's accountant girlfriend do with Jerry's tax papers?

She spilled marinara sauce all over them, after being startled with a scalding hot towel.

Why did Elaine accidently knock over a Chinese food delivery boy?

She started dancing after hearing Slow Ride from Foghat out of somebody's car and one of her kicks went out of control.

What happened to Rusty the horse?

After controlling his flatulence issues, he got a job pulling rickshaws around Manhattan.

Why does Elaine offer Jerry money to kill a few cats?

She maid some extra cash trading in the market and was just curious about it, and you know... curiousity killed the cat.

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Since Jerry wouldn't kill the "kittys," what did Elaine suggest they go over there and do to them?

Put them in a sack and throw them into the East River.

Why did Jerry have a pair of cowboy boots?

George gave them to him, when George sent to El Paso for some tiny surgical instruments, they were out of them and as a write off they sent him a pair of cowboy boots instead.

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What kind of a "deal" does George & Jerry figure we have with pigeons?

That humans and pigeons can be friends, and add 'that'...once in a while.

What does Jerry insist a cleaning person stole out of his apartment?

His white bike that used to hang on the wall.

What did George do that violated the rules of the gym he was in?

Got caught treating his body like it was an amusement park!

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What did Kramer sell to Lippman for $500?

The stories of his everyday life.

What song could George not get out of his head?

Down......... Town....

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Who did Kramer think he saw at the health spa?

Martin Van Buren

What was Jerry wrestling with what his brain said and what his uh....other half wanted?

Jerry's 'other half' wanted to have a big pee party in the apartment. His brain tried to make the contents of his bladder 'go away'.

Why did Mr. Pitt want to carry the Woody Woodpecker parade balloon?

He liked troublemakers....he was a bad boy himself.

Who did George and Kramer think double parked by their car?

Fidel Castro.

Why did George knock over a liquor store display?

The results of Serenity Now kicked in.

Why did George wear a shirt with a chocolate stain on it?

Because it covered up the smell his pee-stained couch left on his clothes.

Why did Kramer ignore the fumigation sign on Jerry's door?

He was drunk from the Hennigan's.

How did George get fired from Pendant Publishing?

He felt Littman's material.

Why was Helen packing Jerry boxes of cereal for his jail term?

She figured he could use them to build a 'wall' around his toilet bowl so other inmates couldn't see him go to the bathroom.

Elaine found naked drawings of whom in Jerry's apartment?

Newman.

Why does George have his bluff caught when he lies about having to go to Paris?

Turns out that the Ross's have a place in Paris so his lies to them about visiting the city are discovered.

Why did Uncle Leo lose his eyebrows?

Well... he was shaving, and he noticed an asymmetry and was trying to even it out. Next thing he knew....{high pitched}Gone{/high pitched}.

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What was Jerry was concerned about that apparently had happened to Kramer, could happen to him, but he hoped it was just Kramer's genitics?

Shrinkage!

What did Kramer want to store in Jerry's apartment until the Millenium?

THe key to his strongbox.

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What is George's secret ingredient to make scrambled eggs that take your breath away, best you could eat?

Diced crampbark.

Why did Jerry refuse to kiss his girlfriend?

She looks just like him.

How did Dick fall off the wagon?

Rusty the horse's flatulence was just too much for him.

Why does Jerry get anxious after bumping into Lorriane at the Chinese restaurant?

He snubbed her a few days earlier.

Why was Rebecca Demornay upset with Elaine giving the soup kitchen muffin stumps?

They had been in the bathroom.

Why does George bring a bag of oranges to the Japanese TV people?

He was going to beat them over the head with them in case they said no.

Why did Miss Rhode Island want Kramer to be her personal advisor?

Because he is hip..... to the the whole scene.

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Why did one of George's gal friends end up cutting her hair real short?

Kramer accidently dropped a big ball of oil on her. Her hair was cut short as the only way to salvage it.

What gripe do Kramer & Newman have with Keith Hernandez?

That he plans rounding second base tonight at around eleven o'clock, when he should really be watching the 3rd base coach, 'cause they don't think he's waving him in.

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What unhealthy habit did Keith have that was a problem for Elaine?

His uncontrolled consumption of greasy, fattening Kenny Roger's Fried Chicken.

Why did George tell Jerry to "Stuff his sorries in a sack"?

Because the Master Packer was getting ready for a trip to India, and sarees (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=sarees) are very popular there.

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What is "unheard of" when going out to dinner in Florida, according to Helen Seinfeld.

Letting your grown children pick up the check.

What killed Susan Ross?

The shock of reading The Cheever Letter.

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What did Susan have a $2.6 million collection of?

Classic toys.

What did Frank and Estelle find in their bed, of George's, that had them up in arms?

Pastrami with spicy mustard

What idea did Kramer present to Calvin Klein?

No boxers, no jockeys.... being free and unfettered...
oh it'd be so... just being out there & lovin' every minute of it.

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Where did George take his parent's coffee table for repair when Jerry put a ring on it?

The photo shop. He thought the ring could be airbrushed out.

Why did George think Jerry looked five years old?

He shaved his chest.

What did Jerry and George discover that Elaine was secretly writing?

A story of power, greed, deception, and unbridled enthusiasm.

Why did Peterman assume Elaine had a thing for Bob?

He heard her scream out his name while hopped up on muscle relaxers.

What did George request from Lupe?

Marissa Tomei's phone number.

What did Jerry discover under his couch cushions as he sat down to watch the 'Jerry' pilot?

A box of raisins.

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What started a fight between Georgie & Donald Sanger, AKA The Bubble Boy?

A very heated debate over Bosco versus Ovaltine.

What did Jerry borrow from the Friars' Club, and subsequently lose?

"A story of power, greed, deception, and unbridled enthusiasm." :lol:
"A box of raisins." :lol:

Jerry borrowed, and then lost, the key to the Friar's Club strong box.

Why did Jerry get offended when a man tried to pickup a guy Jerry was talking with?

He incorrectly assumed that this other guy would invite them both for a Menage a Tois...not that there's anything wrong with that.

Why did a waitress say to George: "Don't make me get tough with you." ?

George was being unruly in the diner because they put a dill in his tuna fish sandwich instead of a Taragon.


Why was Kramer suspected to be the smog strangler?

His tight jeans made him appear to be slow and sneaky, like a murderer.

What code word did George want to use, in case his girlfriend got wise to the phone machine tape switch?

Step off

Where was Kramer driving Gendason to?

They were actually trying to see how far they could drive before they completely ran out of gas.

What was the name of the auto mechanic who took George's Twix bar?

Biff

Why did the two EMT's that were driving George to the hospital get into a fight?

Because on of the EMT's refused to 'sit down' after numerous urgings by the other EMT.

Why did George think one of Jerry's girlfriends had a toe on her hand?

She kept referring to her thumbs as "The captains of her hands."

How did George get his hand-modeling job?

He was caught mastering his domain and the scout thought his hands looked powerful, yet delicate.

Why did Elaine hit on Newman?

She wanted her antique bike back.

What 'scene' is Kramer 'hip' to?

The Menage A Tois scene.

Why did Jerry want Kramer to 'squinch' his hips together?

Jerry was his official consultant for the Calvin Klein modelling gig, and they were working on his poise.

What fabric material is George obsessed with?

Gortex

Why did George get attacked in a plane bathroom?

A jealous former hand-model wanted to sabotage George's career.

What was the restaurant that Jerry attepted to bring Banya to, as repayment for the suit?

Jerry was his official consultant for the Calvin Klein modelling gig, and they were working on his poise. :lol:

Babu Bhat's Pakistani Soup Stand.


Why did Elaine ask to go "upstairs" to Tim Whatley's apartment?

She would do anything for free dental work.

What was 'The Pact' George had with Jerry?

Jerry promises to not date or sleep with any of George's ex or current girlfriends and George must never run out of the bathroom with his pants down by his ankles.

Why did Raquel Welch attack Elaine?

Revenge. She thought Elaine put George up to attacking Bette Midler.

Why did Kramer closely follow advice from Stan the caddy?

He was like a Sven-jollie

What did George accuse Tom Peppers of stealing?

A $20 bill with drawn-on big lips.

Why did Jerry have to go around wearing cowboy boots?

He lost a bet with Earl Haffler, the gambling Texan.

What was Kramer carrying around in a parking garage?

A deli slicer.

Why does Frank refuse to ever be a U.S. President?

Ever since Harry Truman sent him to fight in Korea he has no respect for the office.

Why, oh why did Newman turn down a come-on by Elaine?

He was too smitten with the farm girl he left behind in Ohio.

Why did Elaine leave the erotic message on Jerry's tape recorder?

She was just practicing some of her lines from her new movie, Elaine Does The Upper West Side.

What act of Ms. Rhode Island did Kramer accuse Jerry of destroying?

Her bikini for the swimsuit competition. Jerry & George were using her top for a water balloon slingshot, and it broke.

Why does Kramer move to California?

to fulfill his life long dream as a banker.

Why did George purposely leave his hat at a woman's apartment?

Elaine had given it to him as a gift, but he thought it was hideous. So, instead of re-gifting, he tried to just lose it somewhere.

How did Elaine land a job with Mr. Pitt?

She reminded him of a remarkable mannequin that exuded grace.

Why did Jerry force Newman to eat a piece of broccoli?

Jerry forced him to do so, or else he'd squeal on Newman for hiding mailbags in his storage space.

Why didn't Elaine end up editing Rava's novel?

She slept with her fiance and thought that would be a conflict of interest.

Why did George cry uncontrollably to Susan?

He was just so happy to be getting married.

Why was Elaine blacklisted from Hop Sing's?

She repeatedly ordered food to a janitor's closet.

What happened to Morty's wallet?

George took it in a pretend hold-up, in order to impress the Van Buren Gang.

What held up Elaine from going out to dinner with Jerry, George, and her dad?

A pack of wild teenagers chasing her in a car

Why did Kramer pretend to be Elaine's boyfriend?

To get his 'Kavorka' coat back.

What was George preoccupied with during his first therapy session?

His parking spot. He couldn't believe he got a spot right in front of the building.

What did Rabbi Glickman reveal about George on television?

That he frequently urinates in health club showers.

Why was Kramer using an intern for a brief period?

He needed help trying to drive Kenny Rogers out of business.

Why did the "Summer of George" come to an abrupt end?

As resititution for Frank's damaged car, he forces George to become his butler.

Why did Newman proclaim to be a "big strong cider guy"?

Apple juice just didn't cut it anymore.

How did Kramer get more Cuban cigars after he lost the others in the fire?

He bet Elaine's boyfriend that Dustin Hoffman was not in Star Wars.

What body part of his girlfriend did Jerry like to pretend had a life of its own?

Her foot

Who did Susan's father have a passionate affair with?

Frank Costanza. They'd have transvestite parties, while wearing the 'Bro/Mansaire'.

Why was Jerry anxious to have Elaine & Puddy make up at the car dealership?

He had a bet with Kramer that he could get those two together anywhere at anytime.

Why did Jerry sleep with George's girlfriend?

It was part of 'The Pact'.

Why did FDR wish for Kramer to drop dead?