Kramer sold him a Willard.

Why did Jerry feel responsible for Manya's death?

He had her help Susan in licking the toxic wedding envelopes.

Jerry once exclaimed that he hated any kid who ever owned a...what?

Pez dispenser

Why did Elaine think she had shiksa appeal?

Jerry finally proposed to her.

Why did Kramer throw a big ball filled with oil out of an office window?

Because Elaine had it and it wouldn't stop beeping.

What did George pull out of the Whale's blowhole?

A Junior Mint.

What TV quote did Jerry write down as material for a joke?

Dy-No-Mite!

Why was Morty so upset in the doctor's office?

Someone took his dangling Twix bar at the vending machine.

What did Newman wish for at his birthday party?

A drake's coffee cake.....the big kind

How did Elaine finally get rid of all the muffin stumps?

Offered them as refreshments for her friend's baby shower.

What prevented Jerry from making his comedy gig in Buffalo, NY?

He had to go back home and decorate his apartment for a baby shower he was throwing for Elaine's friend.

What did Kramer think was one of the biggest scams ever perpetrated on the American public?

The Make-Your-Own-Pizza restaurant chain.

Why were George & Jerry arguing over who was the bigger idiot?

It was a contest to see who was Lord of the idiots.

What caused George to become a genius and Elaine to become an idiot?

That was Plan Nine From Outer Space...the one that worked.

Instead of a heart attack, what was wrong with George in the hospital?

He was diagnosed with redotopecia, which made him see red dots everywhere and therefore unable to distinguish damaged clothing from first-quality clothing.

Why did Newman want one of Jerry's hairs?

He wanted to see if that's what was making the accountant sniffle. After all, he invested money too.

Why did George say he didn't like Evander Holyfield?

He was a fan of Sugar Ray Leonard.

Who did Jerry bump from school assembly?

Kenny Banya.

What did George say was just like "going to the bathroom in front of a million people, and not caring"?

Running around Yankee Stadium in a body suit.

Why did Kramer get tossed out of Madison Square Garden during a New York Knicks game?

Refusing to take off his NJ Nets hat.

What happend to Jake Jarmell the night he and Elaine were supposed to meet at the movies?

He passed a kidney stone.

Why was Kramer kicked out of Pisano's?

He kept slapping the table, and yelping, trying to get Joe DiMaggio's attention.

Why did Jerry propose to Elaine?

He was kicked in the head by Davola and didn't know what he was doing.

Why did Elaine over bid on JFK's golf clubs?

To hopefully impress John-John.

Why couldn't Jerry bring himself to kiss his girlfriend?

Because she had pickle breath.

Why did George refuse to eat dessert when he was out on a job interview?

He was trying to be the opposite of his usual self. hence, not pigging out on junk.

Why was George paranoid that his potential new bosses wouldn't like him?

George was a communist.

Why was Newman kicked out of the farmer's house?

He swiped a box of Drake's coffee cakes, and was caught.

Why was Jerry unconfortable around Mr. Pitt's doorman?

They shared a hello kiss

Why did Kramer want to sue the tobacco companies?

They wouldn't send him a free set of golf clubs, even though he had collected enough packs.

What former child actor does Kramer bump into in a restaurant in LA?

Dickie Roberts

How does Elaine get her job with Mr. Pitt?

He admired her taste in socks.

Why did Kramer cave in the strike against H&H Bagels?

After his make you own pizza deal with Poppie fell through, he needed another source of income.

What did Newman and Kramer do to Jerry's car that caused it to breakdown?

Filled it with blood, then drove it to Michigan.

Why was there a period of tension between George and Elaine early on?

She refused to invite him to the Flea Market with her.

Why was George afraid to admit that his suit made a 'swishing' or 'rustling' sound?

Originally posted by sinatrastar
She refused to invite him to the Flea Market with her.

Why was George afraid to admit that his suit made a 'swishing' or 'rustling' sound?

He thought it might have been attributed to shrinkage.

Why did the cigar store indian offend the girl Jerry likes?

Her ancestors were killed at Custer's Last Stand.

What did Jerry inscribe on the photo for the diner near the Bubble Boy?

Nothing's finer than an old 69er.

Why did George ask Susan to sign a pre nuptial agreement?

If anything had happened to the marriage, George wanted possesion of the John Cheever letters.

Why was Jerry continually bumped from a junior high assembly?

Mel Torme was such a hit with the kids.

Who did Kramer do a reality tour of?

Bob Saccamano Sr.

Why did Jerry try to get Leo to break up with his girlfriend?

He was sick of all the HELLOS, so Jerry decided to screw with his head.

What did Jerry say your occupation could be, and you still wouldn't avoid bumping into his relatives?

Sexual Therapist.

What did Kramer (dr. VanNostrand) find on Mr. Krueger's shoulder?

a goiter

Why did a bunch of kids attack Kramer?

He badmouthed Eric The Clown.

What did the actor who played Kramer in the 'Jerry' pilot steal from the casting session?

A Marble Rye

Why did Kramer call Jerry an anti-dentite?

He was bitter towards dentists ever since Whatley excluded him from his party.

What was The Virgin's occupation?

Sex therapist

What went wrong at Mickey Abbott's wedding?

He was exposed as a Communist, and his fiance dumped him at the altar.

According to Jerry, who is Elaine's 'Lex Luthor'?

Keith Hernandez

Why did Elaine date the head of the adoption agency?

She gave in to her friends' persistance in telling her "Ya gotta have a baby", and was desperate.

From what movie did Jerry's girlfriend plagarize a love letter?

Scarface

Why did Elaine try to sabotage a mexican clothing store?

They were J. Peterman's main competitor in clothing sales to South American miners.

Why did Kramer proclaim he felt like a naked innocent boy roaming the countryside?

When he made his own salsa without a shirt on.

What did Kramer trade in his sausage press for?

two tickets to Paliachi

When did Newman actually book his Millenium party for?

Elaine's birthday.

Why was Joe Davola so unbalanced?

He was afflicted with the 'Benes Tattoo,' and it doesn't wash off so easily.

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What did Alton Benes' funny man tail gunner in Korea have spread all over the Pacific?

His cremated ashes.

Why was Sidra suddenly turned off after being with Jerry?

She thought he was naturally hairless, but found his Lady Gillette and realized he was poking around down there.

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What idea for a business did Elaine think Lippman stole from her?

A chain of Peanut-Butter-and-Jelly-Sandwich restaurants.

What candy was intregal in spoiling the Pendant merger with the Japanese company?

Superman Pez dispensers.

Why did Mickey's father hate Jerry?

He felt he was a little people hater.

What "juicy little nugget" did George discover about Kramer?

He was raised by hippies until his adopted mother, Babs, found him.

Why did it take over 9 hours for Jerry to break up with his girlfriend?

He wanted to make sure he played with all of her toys 1st, including the G.I. Joe with full frogman suit.

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What was unique about Raquel Welch's dancing in The Scarsdale Surprise?

She did high kicks, with the thumbs.

What movie was Jerry forced to bootleg at gunpoint?

Some space movie with Larry David doing lines with a bad German-type accent... or was that just a dream.

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What does Kramer like that has "red on the inside?"

Mutton.

Why was Kramer mistaken for a pimp?

He kept referring to his bitch with a sore throat. Little did the police realize he was talking about his dog.

Why did Elaine have trouble retrieving Mr. Pitt's tennis raquet?

She left it on the subway, while trying to quickly grab a sandwich.

What candy bar wrappers were left in Jerry's place, that attracted fleas?

Junior Mints... they're chocolate... peppermint... they're delicious and very refreshing! I think they were left by some Chunky guy.

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Jerry wanted 'Lainie to see if Sidra had fake what?

(bitch :lol: great Smuckers answer Bri!- & IGNT, the mutton thing is hilarious :D )

Fake orgasms

Why did Mr. Wilhelm take the rap for what George did to the World Series trophy?

George bribed him with calzones from Pisano's.

What went wrong with the cotton Yankee uniforms?

They made an odd swooshing noise.

Why did Elaine continually promote Eddie Sherman?

As her own little tribute to the fighting men and women overseas.

What did George and Mike Moffit get into a dispute over?

Whether Elaine's were fake or real.

How did Newman convince Jerry to deliver mail for him?

If Jerry did a few days on his mail route, then Newman would tell him the real reason he dumped Jerry's current girlfriend.

Why did Jerry want to go on a talk show with a bottle of BBQ sauce?

He couldn't seperate eating with talk shows........throw in sex, and you have a trifecta!

Why did Elaine's boyfriend dump her after he became a doctor?

He found out that she was just dating him for a free tonsil surgery.

Why did Elaine risk poison gas to enter Jerry's apartment?

She was supposed to meet John John Kennedy in there.

What was George's sudden urgency, that would "far surpass anything in the sexual realm"?

eating a pastrami sandwich.

Why did Frank Costanza refuse to cook?

Because he won a cooking contest once and was afraid that he would never be able to top that performance, therefore he "choose not to cook".

Why did Jerry get angry with Kramer when he said he could get Jerry's watch back quickly from the Repair Shop?

He was blowing a surprise for Jerry's folks - a pair of Rolexes for their anniversary.

Why did George pretend to smoke in front of Susan?

He wanted to show her he was a bad boy.

Why did Kramer start a smokers club in his apartment?

To show that he was hip...to the whole scene.

Why did George want Jerry to wait till they got to the movies to pee?

("hip to the whole scene"... now that's a funny answer :D )

He was trying to help Jer cure his Uromycitosis

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Why was the accountant sniffing?

He rode in Kramer's convertible with the busted top, all the way to the Pendant Christmas party.

What was Kramer's original strike from H&H Bagels all about?

H & H wouldn't let him have an intern.

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What was the "glitch" with the discounted sweater Georgie bought for Elaine?

It had a huge chocolate stain on it.

What turned Jerry off from his always-naked girlfriend?

The big scar on the back of her leg.


Why did Mr. Steinbrenner destroy George's desk?

He thought George had 3 Japanese men (& some oranges) trapped inside it.

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What does George think is a skill, just like juggling, and that someone may enjoy showing it off?

Mastering your domain

Why did Kramer want to be a ball man?

Because he was trying to hook up with Serena Williams at teh U.S. Open, since he thought she couldn't resist his new tan.

Why did the gang get tossed out of a car by a car service driver?

The driver thought George & Jer were head of the Aryan Nation.
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What did George claim he really liked about the Latvian Orthodox faith?

The nuns.

Why did Kramer hire an intern?

Because his girlfriend didn't do 'everything'.

What did Poppie do to Jerry's sofa?

He stole it, after Elaine buzzed him up when he claimed to be from Federal Express.

Why was Jerry stuck looking after a psychotic dog?

He inherited it from Manya's will. It was punishment for the pony remark.

How did Kramer end up waking up in the East River?

He fell asleep while swimming.

Why was Jerry's girlfriend dead set against tasting the pie?

She thought Jerry slipped in a "mickey".

Why was Kramer fired as a department store Santa?

It was revealed that he was actually Lathian Orthodox.

Why did Elaine videotape herself while dancing?

She wanted to send it to America's funniest home videos.

Why did Newman want Kramer to say he that he always wanted to be banker?

It was part of an elaborate excuse to prolong his unemployment benefits...along with claiming to know Keith Hernendez.

Why did George believe a driver flipped off himself and Danny Tartabull?

The driver had a laser pointer in his hand & it looked like he was flippin' the bird.

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How did George ruin a Babe Ruth uniform when he was trying to get fired?

He poured Bosco on it.

Why did Jerry obsess over saying his girlfriend's name in every sentence he spoke to her?

He liked the name Mulva.

What did Elaine create to be on the cover of the Peterman catalog?

The Puffy Shirt.

Why was a cop obsessed with catching Newman?

Because Newman once bought the last donut in a bakery right before it was the cop's turn to buy.

Why was kramer known as the Assman for a short period?

It was the time he was mistaken for a pimp, when wearing the spare Technicolor Dreamcoat.

Who was the intervention for?

Newman for his addiction to Mello Yello.

Why did George bring oranges to a meeting?

He was trying to impress a gal at the meeting and the last time he ate an orange "it" moved... it was like a B12 shot.

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What did George get caught doing to Russell Dalrimple's daughter?

Trying to sell her a computer.

Why couldn't Elaine look her old lady sponsor Mrs. Oliver in the face?

She rubbed her keyboard on her butt, stuck her stapler in her armpit, and coughed on her door handle.

Why was Jerry destroying a chest of drawers with an axe?

He thought George was hiding porn in there.

Why did Frank want to give away his water-pic?

It fell in the toilet.

Why did George pretend to be blind?

He wanted use of the handicap bathroom.

Why did Jerry and Elaine love the Drake?

Because he got married in India and paid to fly everyone out there for a week's stay.

What was the Labelbaby Junior?

It's the technical term for receiving a box of Junior Mints as a gift, then giving them to someone else as a gift.

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When K-Man was runing his talk show ala Merv Griffin Show, what kind of show did he change the format to?



(I thought that "Who is it?" pic was Sue Ellen, now after reading star's last Q above, I'm real sure.... he loves those tie-ins :D )

Superman and Cereal.

What did George do instead, when he blew off sending those invitations for Jerry?

Went to see Home Alone 2 with his father.

Why did Kramer's girlfriend call up Jackie Chiles??

Kramer refused to believe they were "Real, and Spectacular".

What did George lose, that caused him to jackhammer in the street?

A Twix

Why did Lloyd Braun send George to David Dinkins doctor?

Because he heard George wanted more African-American friends.

Who was the "Got-No-Green Lantern"?

He was some clown from the 60s that George was hung up on.

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Why did George trample women, children & the elderly while fleeing from a building?

He had to rush right to Jerry's to tell him that he should answer the phone with "Vandalay Industries!"

What movie did Elaine watch from the "Gene" rack at the video store?

Star Wars, she wanted to see if Dustin Hoffman was, in fact, in the film.

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What was the nature of the contest our gang competed with each other in?

A spot under the Macy's Woody Woodpecker parade balloon, for guessing the correct name of a 'big band' song...Elaine won.

What is the Human Fund?

It was the charity that Kramerica Industries sponsered for years led by H.E. Pennypacker.

Why did Jerry have to have a talk with Matthew?(the son of the owner of the NON Fat Yogurt Store)

He was hoping to find out from Matthew whether or not the yogurt actually had fat.

Why did Kramer get rid of his fridge?

He needed to make room for his "levels" project in his apartment. It's all about the levels.

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What adventerous outdoor activity did Kramer & George do with Mimbo Tony?

(Bri, re: the avatar... the odd couple is right, one dead person & one alive ;)
& IGNTBone, a lol answer about the Vandelay Industries when I asked why George trampled :lol: )

A heated game of frisbee.

What did George borrow from his father to try and make him look like a bad boy?

Some of his cabana clothes.

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How did Estelle hurt her back & end up in traction?

George pushed her out of the way to escape from a fire.

What was the "move" that Kramer stole from Frank Costanza?

The high kicks with the thumbs.

Why did Jerry want the naked woman across the street to shut her blinds?

He saw her coughing -- and coughing is not good naked.

Why did George want to become Latvian Orthodox?

(funny answers TGirl :D )

For the jokes... & I'm offended as a comedian.

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How did Jerry's fabulous (and I say that with an unblemished record of staunch heterosexuality) and possibly $700-or-so suede jacket get ruined?

The valet parking attendant tried it on. The stench it left behind was BBO (beyond B.O.)

Why is Kramer afraid to go to the cirucs?

His father was a trapeze artist and was killed in a freak accident involving a peanut suit and an elephant.

How did George save a beached whale?

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By having some tiny instruments flown in from El Paso for veterinary surgery, and then taking the great fish... mammal... whatever.... home for rehab.

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What does Alton Benes like to have a lot of ice in?

His Pakistani food, from the restaurant down the block.

What was killing 'Independent George'?

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Getting a "Pasta Jerry" stuck in his sphincter ("that's gotta hurt")

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What caused the Ross cabin the burn to the ground?

A grease fire while cooking hamburgers. George ran screaming, knocking everyone down.

Why did George think Elaine seeing him naked was punishment for Jerry?

Because then Elaine would see that Jerry was not really spongeworthy.

What caused the new NBC executive to pass on the 'Jerry' show?

Because once she stole a box of raisins from the set, she was so over it.

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What design/construction project did Kramer bet Jerry he would do to his apartment?

A wheelchair accesible ramp


What happened to Russell Dalryple?

He became the new talent scout for the NY Mets.

What did Jerry & George accuse Ray the cleaning person of stealing?

Jerry's man-fur

What happened when George parked in a handicap spot?

He ran over a squirrel.

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What did Kramer do to his mailbox do avoid receiving junk mail?

He put a screen door on it.

What happened to Sid when the gang volunteered to visit him?

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After Sid pissed on the couch, the gang also realized the old man was backed up, the took him to the ASSMAN who performed the big "E." It was so wet and wild it turned Sid into a germaphobe.

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What does Kramer do that causes Misha to fall off the circus high-wire?

As he ran away from a clown, he bumped into the wire, causing her to fall.

Why were Jerry and Elaine stranded at a party in Long Island?

George was supposed to pick them up, but was handcuffed to a bed post and getting robbed.

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What was different about the way The Jimmy talked?

He was a high talker.

What did Kramer have to do to get rid of the "Kavorka"?

Cover himself in butter and roast out in the sun.

Why didn't George want to get his mother a sandwich, while visiting her in the hospital?

He wanted to stay and hang out with the Pig Man.

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What landed on George's car when he was parked at the hospital?

It was trashed by a group of celebrating Puerto Ricans during their parade.

What was the handicap of Bob (from Peterman)?

He was a a herion junkie.... that' right, white lotus... yam-yam... shanghai sally.

(or how 'bout his bowels were ruined from eating a bunch of antique cake ;) )

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Why did Leapin' Larry think Jerry was making fun of him?

He kept on talking in an annoying voice.....Hellllo La La La!

Why were Jerry and George stuck in a limo?

They ducked into the vacant limo to hide from Enzo, the evil barber, and yada yada yada, they got stuck.

How did Newman lose his chance to transfer to Hawaii?

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Elaine was picking up his mail and didn't give it to him until a week after he returned from a trip, and his transfer papers had already expired.

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What did Jerry convince Babu to do to his cafe?

To add a "big salad" to the menu.

What was basis of Jerry's father's aversion to velcro?

He didn't think it was strong enough because the Manzire that closed in the back with velcro that he was wearing once popped open when he was in public.

What did the close-talker do to Jerry's parents that was a little odd?

He asked them if he could rob them in front of the Van Buren Boys.

Why was Mike Moffit afraid of Jerry?

He was homophobic -- and he though Jerry was gay (not that there's anything wrong with that).

Why did Elaine ask Kramer to pose as her boyfriend when she went to see her therapist?

She thought her therapist had stolen something from her and wanted Kramer to go Joe Friday on him & get it back.

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What did Kramer do that may have injured a whale?

(some funny stuff lately from all :D & TGirl, glad you joined this thread & yada yada... some good stuff :lol:
you must be north, or maybe inland from Lala Land if it's an obscure place )

When he was thrown into the East River, unconscious in a sack, he landed on top of a humpback whale nursing her young.

Why did George put the annoying theme song parody on his answering machine?

To discourage all the annoying telemarketers calling him from the Chinese Hair Restoration Clinic.

Why did Kramer take cough medicine that was prescribed to a dog?

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Hey Maestro, I PM'd you.

To try and get rid of the fleas he caught in Jerry's apartment.

Why did Kramer want to use his deli slicer on Mr. Kruger?

To make a snack... Kramer considered "businessman" to be the most sensual of all the salted cured meats.

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What did Gillian have, that Jerry compared to something out of greek mythology?

A 'real and spectacular' rack.

What significance did 'Seven' have for George, as a name for his future child?

These are really funny.

He thought that was the total number of times "it" moved in his entire adult life.

What did George consider the "Trifecta"?

A Menage a Tois.

Why was George obsessed with watching Marissa Tomei movies?

Because he found her laugh intoxicating.

What did Jerry's girlfriend mean when she threatened to put Jerry on the "Poly"?

Her speed dial.

Why was Newman shaved bald?

He felt a little daring so when he went to the barber, he asked for the "Larry Fine."

Why did Uncle Leo disrupt a PBS telethon?

He thought Jerry was moving his pilot to PBS, and he was trying to stop it.

What happened after George psyched himself up to tell off an old girlfriend?

He actually went through with it and really let her have it. He got carried away and told her that he slept with her mother, who was in a coma, and she then freaked out and went after him with a hot iron.

Why did George's bald-headed girlfriend dump him?

Because she wasn't able to get her hand out of his hair, once she ran her fingers through.

Why did Jerry stop going to Puddy for his automotive repair needs?

'Cause he thought Puddy was going to hell
{Maestro puts fingers over his head signifying horn and makes devil sound w/ tongue out :devil: }

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When working for Mr Lippman, what did George plead ignorance to doing on his desk, because he didn't know it was frowned upon?

Beating up the vending machine when it failed to release his Twix.

Why wouldn't Jerry taste the pizza that Poppy made?

It had cucumbers on it.

Why did Kramer and George buy a wheelchair?

George thought his cane look wasn't cutting it, and wanted to go for the full disability ploy.

What did Jerry think Kramer's smoke-ravaged face looked like?

A football-shaped lump jutting out the side of his neck ( :D yes... chuckling at own answer)

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What did Elaine tell the virgin fell out of her purse at a party?

A flask of schnapps, and that enabled Elaine to open her 'vault'.

Why did NBC lend Jerry and the gang a private jet?

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They wanted to see funny guy Jerry play tail gunner and blow his brains out all over the Pacific.

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What did Alton Benes NOT like about Jerry's "perfect" sude jacket?

It wasn't waterproof.

Why was George calling up Monk's continually?

(PS - Thanks for the save, 'Stro!)

Kept trying to reach Movie Phone but was dailing wrong.

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What caused George's significant shrinkage (at least he says so)?

(no save, your answers are quality :lol: )

Overdrying his laundry.

Why did Whatley give Elaine a Super Bowl ticket?

Because someone else gave them to him, & he's a re-gifter.

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While sitting at the Monk's booth with Jer, what caused George to oversqueeze the bottle and send kethup squirting?

Jerry told him he'd slept with Elaine.

Why was Babu deported?

Because he had B.B.O., and was a baaaad, baaad man.

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What did Mr. Ross' father tell him to always cherish?

The John Cheever letters.

What topic of conversation between Jerry and George both began and ended the series?

Why somebody would come from a country packed with ponies, to a non-pony contry... it just doesn't make sense.

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What did Sidra have that some thought were fake, but she proclaimed to be real... and spectacular?

A recipe for non-fat frozen yogurt.

Why did Jerry proclaim that you couldn't eat the Soup Nazi's soup standing up?

Because he could just see George trying eat the Nazi's soup while goose stepping past him, ala 1939 Berlin, and he didn't want anyone to spill a drop of mulligatawny or jambalaya... NEXT!

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What did Kramer do nude with Elle McPherson in the Cayman Islands?

They brushed their hair, used a belt sander, opened pickle jars, and fixed up bicycles.

Why did George first create his alter-ego "Art Vandalay"?

He needed an alias for his first hand model porn movie.

Why did Kramer end up getting fired from H&H Bagels?

He made the pizza bagels with the raisin-cinnamon variety.

Which actor's name could the car salesman have mentioned, and George would've realized he was lying about the previous owner?

Ted Danson

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What did Jane deny Elaine when said said she could not spare a square?

The newly-marketed square-shaped contraceptive sponge.

Why did Elaine hate "The English Patient?"

It grossed more money worldwide than "Sack Lunch".

What was Leaping Larry's phyisical handicap?

Not sure, but it required he wear plyometric shoes supplied by Jimmy.

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What did Elaine do to insure she would not be out-sidled by the sidler?

She made fun of him behind his back...then Peterman set them up on a date.

What did George do with the inflated interest on his old bank account?

He let it ride on a horse named Papa Nick.

Why did Ping sue Elaine?

She ran up a huge bill on his phone, calling China to ask about their supply of Today Sponges.

What food item does Reggie's Cafe make a point of saying on the menu that they do not serve?

Clams Cassino, it is too difficult to insure its freshness.

Why did Elaine blow off Tim Whatley when he asked her to go out on a date?

He wanted to go to the Super Bowl, she wanted a romantic weekend romp.

Which pro wrestler did Kramer claim had a fat fetish?

George the Animal Steele.

Why did Kramer blurt out all sorts of secret information to the red-headed gal whose whole routine was making fun of Jerry?

Jerry was dissing Kramer's girlfriend when he assumed they had broken up. He was mistaken, and this was Kramer's payback.

Why did Kramer accompany Jerry on his date with Miss Rhode Island?

He was on his Da Vinci sleep routine, & he fell asleep in Jerry's car unbeknownst to the couple.

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What did Jerry do, that may have contributed to Manya's death?

Slipped a mickey into her coffee.

What was The Virgin's occupation?

She was Larry's (the owner/manager at Monk's) personal hand puppet.

Why caused Elaine to drop out of the 'contest'?

(personal hand pupet, I love that line & use it occasionally :) )

She met this lawyer, they went out to dinner, she had the lobster bisque, and yada yada she couldn't help herself.

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Why did George pretend he was a tourist from Arkansas visiting New York?

He was hoping to ride the popularity of chubby dimwits from Arkansas which was all the rage from 1992 through the end of the decade.

Why did Kramer suspect Jerry was in fact a Nazi?

Jerry and Puddy always loved to do 'Heil Fives' together.

Why did Elaine pretend to be a porn actress?

She always dreamed of working with Buck Naked.

Why did Kramer walk around a Calvin Klein office in his underwear?

After burning up his pants and shirt in an oven he didnt' have much choice!

Why did Jerry get 'super terrific' carpal tunnel syndrome?
(no Contest references ;) )

From constantly patting his head at a boring party, in a futile attempt to signal Elaine that he wanted to leave.

Why did George encourage his girlfriend to order lobster, only to revoke the offer moments later?

Because he thought he was hearing wretching sounds, and thought maybe she was "refunding," instead of digesting.

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What did George say that in the entire history of western civilization no one has successfully accomplished?

Having two men share the work of one boyfriend.

According to Jerry, what is the ultimate of all phone calls?

Any call where your #1 on the speed dail.

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Why was George's book on French impressionist painters "flagged?"

It was considered damaged by a miniscule, yet unsightly, red dot on the cover.

Why did Kramer install a garbage disposal in his shower?

So he could peel his avocado, plantains and plums with red on the inside while he bathed.

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Why did Elaine start cracking up while a George's gal friend's piano recital?

She thought the word 'pianist' sounded funny, and couldn't help cracking up.

What job did Kramer get for his Cuban cigar-rolling buddies?

Stockboys at Marcilino's bodega.

Why did Cosmo let out a blood curdling shriek while in the bathroom of a Circus?

Desperate to not 'lose his chance', Kramer barged into the men's room stall, and walked in on a clown sitting on the throne.

Who crashed the intervention for Jerry's old friend?

There was a clown in the next stall.

Why did Elaine bring Frank into a nail salon?

Since he was 'out there now', he wanted to look his best for all the elligible ladies.

Why did everyone at the Off-Track Betting stand know who Elaine was?

Because her nipple-exposed Christmas Card was prominently displayed in a nearby public restroom.

Why did Raquel Welch attach Kramer?

She kicked his arse because she wanted the armoire he was baby sitting (and she's one bad ass bitch babe :eek: )

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What was Kramer's job at the Tony Awards?

Wig-master.

Why was George desperate to sell computers?

He wanted to earn enough money so that he could personally escort an under-privileged boy to France to be reunited with his father.

Why did George's girlfriend want him to take an IQ test?

To figure out how he could solve a Rubik's Cube, kill at Jeopardy and learn Portuguese in 3 days.

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What phrase was Frank's quick fix relaxation mantra?

WE HAD A PACT!!!!!

Why was Jerry anxious to date a gymnast?

Because he was a high school gymnastics coach, and one day they could have a son together that they could push into taking gymnastics.

For whom does Newman secretly pine for?

Jerry.

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Most people don't, but what does George take his shirt off to do?

Pose for pictures.

What got Jerry and Elaine kicked out of Poppie's restaurant?

Revealing secrets of how to use Ketchup.

Why did Lloyd Braun go crazy?

He went crazy from one note. He couldn’t get it out of his head. I think it was an A.

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After Kramer advised him on the timeless art of seduction, and that he should join the dance, what did George do to try to get the girl?

Switched his religion to Lathian Orthodox.

What foiled Kramer & Morty's puppetmaster campaign for Presidency of the condo board?

He slept on the fold out bed and tweaked his back, resulting in him to semi-OD on pain pills and embarass himself at Del Boca Vista by stumbling around calling "Stella...Stella!"

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What did Jack Klompus give Jerry that seem to cause quite a comotion at the Del Boca Vista?

Gonorrhea.

Why did Frank's lawyer parade around town in a cape?

(Gonorrhea :lol: )

He thought it could double as his beach blanket, as he knew he'd eventually be seaside looking for anyone who was a marine biologist.

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What occupation did George always want to pretend he did?

Wealthy Industrialist

What did Morty want Jack to get out of his garage?

The illegal aliens (from the Dominican Republic) that he and Kramer were harboring in the garage. Newman caught wind of it and reported them to the Dept. of Immigration.

How did Kramer meet Elle MacPhearson?

He shot her Calvin Klein lingerie ad.

Who was Rebecca DeMornay?

He thought it could double as his beach blanket, as he knew he'd eventually be seaside looking for anyone who was a marine biologist.
That took me a little while to figure out.

Rebecca DeMornay was an elderly woman who Kramer flirted with while he was living in L.A.

What suggestion did George make about the show Cheers when he ran into George Wendt backstage of the Tonight Show.

To ask NBC to move "Cheers" to a different timeslot, to make room for the "Jerry" show.

Why did Elaine throw $20 of Jerry's money out the window?

To symbolize he was throwing his money out the window paying for that suede jacket.

What song did George get stuck in his head?

Joey Scarsbury's "Believe It Or Not".

What did Jerry do to have his TV screen kicked in?

He forgot to wake up the marathon runner, Jean Paul, and Jean Paul pulled a 'serenity now' on Jerry's TV.

What was Jerry's reaction upon hearing Elaine had an affair with a bullfighter?