He was so turned on, that they ended up making love on Jerry's floor like two animals.

Why was George so offended when he found out that Helen and Morty had dinner with Kramer?

Because he had plans to watch Xena, Warrior Princess that night with Morty.

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Why did Bob Cobb stop a necking/petting session with [i]Elaine Benes?

"Desperado" started to play on a radio somewhere.

Why did George's head swell up and turn purple?

During his bachelor paradise phase he accidentally got a big block of cheese lodged in his throat.

Why did Jerry's barber threaten to kill him?

He found out he wore a piece.

Why did George secretly feed Jerry's girlfriend lobster?

He had so much left over in that foil swan after that night his girlfriend dumped him for her religion.

Why were all three Mandelbaum men hospitalized?

The Dominican immigrants they had working for them attacked them after Izzy proclaimed he was "Better than any half-assed dad" that they had back in the Dominican Republic.

What reason did George give when Kramer asked him if he had any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

So he could..... you know... when he's *alone*

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What did reading a Glamour magazine inspire George to do?

Strip down to his skivvies and have Kramer take erotic poses.

Why was George upset with NBC's private jet?

Because the seats didn't vibrate or massage.

What fell out of Elaine's purse that Jerry thought might make Marla (the Virgin) uncomfortable?

A souveneir piece of the Berlin Wall, since Marla's boyfriend never returned after that trip.

What did Jerry do after Kramer's girlfriend heckled his act on an important night?

He decided it was time to stop the insanity, and he got jiggy with it.

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What was Jerry's "assignment" at Joe Mayo's party?

Flush the toilet twice an hour so the gaskets don't dry out.

What was a Willard?

The nickname that Kruger christened George with, seeing as he and the Today Show weatherman look so much alike.

What did Kramer think the 'Keep Out: Extermination' sign on Jerry's door was really for?

After just seeing Schindler's List he thought it was a Nazi thing & started goose-stepping around the building :eek:

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What did Jerry take from Kramer that got him bent out of shape and prompted him to head to LA?

His limited edition coffee table book about coffee tables.

Why did George want to have an affair with his cousin?

Well...it probably wouldn't cost him any money...

From eating which fruit, did George gain his 'confidence' again?

Robert, the starting shortstop (ewww....)

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What is our gang talking about when they say "Not that there's anything worng with that?"

Gratifying themselves...despite the contest.

What did George do at Monk's in front of Kramer's intern, that according to him, never happened?

A Pick


What caused Kramer to go into convulsions?

Hennigans.

Why did Jerry shave his chest hair?

He thought it would be better in case he wanted to rub oil all over his body in search of the passion... the forbidden pleasure.

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What "scam" did K-man & Newmy concoct that required them to travel to another state?

Pass themeselves off as "O' Brien" and "Murphy" at an Aryan Rally.

What exposed Uncle Leo's dishonesty about giving Helen $50?

Robert, the starting shortstop (ewww....)
That was uncalled for. ;)

A letter from John Cheever that included the revelation about Uncle Leo's dishonesty, among other secrets.

Why was Mrs. Ross upset with her wheelchair bound relative?

She was bamboozled into accepting a defective wheelchair from Kramer.

What did George say to his girlfriend as a ruse, so that Jerry could switch her phone machine tape?

He asked her, in Portuguese, if she would go to the kitchen and make him a pastrami sandwich (the most sensual of all the cured meats). While she was gone, Jerry switched the tape.

Why did Frank want George to get a job as a bra salesman?

He felt sorry for his son not getting any, since his girlfriend had Mono.

What stupid question did George ask Keith Hernendez in the gym locker room?

Who leads when two lesbians dance?

Why did Elaine break up with her moving truck driver boyfriend?

She refused to bring him a drink when he was all hot and sweaty.

Why was Jerry pretending to be depressed on a double date with George?

He was trying to score some free Paxil to share with his suicidal friend, Newman.

Why did Jerry belittle the importance of the work being done by his physician girlfriend?

Because she stole his father's wallet once, while she was treating him.

Why were Jerry and George picked up by the police in California?

They were charged with assault on Bette Midler.

Why did Ping want to sue Elaine?

She was trying to get Chinese food from a fake address.

Why were Jerry and George trying to put Jerry's girlfriend to sleep?

She was a dirty rat see.....the jig was up see....she needed to be dealt with see. (sorry, I couldn't resist the Edward G. Robinson reference ;) )

Why was Babu deported?

http://www.moderntimes.com/egr/portrait.jpg

Enraged by the Soup Nazi's competition, he stole all his soup recipies and was caught by the police.

What happened to Banya's Armani suit?

Some wacko artist poured chocolate sauce all over it.

Why did Jerry's super model girlfriend dump him?

Because Jerry wanted take her to a Caribbean Island to play backgammon with her... in the nude!

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What did Lupe the maid throw away of Jerry's that he wanted for his comedy act?

His squirt gun. He can't go on without his squirt gun.

Why does George stage a 'candy lineup'?

He wanted to disprove Kramer's contention that he in fact invented Skittles.

What did Kramer 'contend' when he imitated the son-in-law of the guy who left his coat at Babs Kramer's house?

That it still was the *perfect* coat, even with the pink striped lining.

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What may happen to tail gunners who think they're funny in the Korean War?


(btw, the "Who leads when two lesbians dance?" was a hilarious response :lol: )

They may get offered tv pilots from NBC.

Why didn't Danny Tartabull show up for the PBS telethon?

Keith Hernandez spit on him from the bushes in the parking lot, and frightened him away.

What does Elaine consider 'Spongeworthy'?

A mess that is so bad it needs to be cleaned up immediately. The mess in the basement of the building where she was ordering flounder consisting of old carpets and scrap wood did not qualify so she tried putting it off as long as possible.

What was Newman delivering when his mail truck caught fire on the freeway?

The Cheever letters, & they burned.... burned? burnnned!

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After the farmer said Newman could stay with them, what did he warn Newmy was the one rule of the house?

(obscure triv bit for the thinking man(or woman):
When Newmy's mail truck burst into flames he says "oh the humanity," the infamous phrase uttered by the announcer watching the great zeppelin's, The Hindenburg, disaster in 1937.
It is said to be a reference of another big "blimp" going down in flames.)

Lights out by 9 pm, and if you don't comply, you don't need me to tell you what'll happen.

Why was George desperate to pretend to mug Morty and Helen?

He had a bet with Jerry that mugging old people could be done.


What did the low talker ask Jerry to do?

"Cherish the cabin."


Why did Rudy Guilliani's cholesterol level shoot through the roof?

He ate too many subway gyros.

What did Kramer catch Babs and Newman doing?

Plotting to break into his strong-box.

What did Elaine do to Jerry's girlfriend Sidra in the sauna?

Started a c... c... c... catfight.

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What did J. Peterman buy from Kramer to help his image?

His lobster shirt ;)

Why did George hire a maid name Coco?

(Maestro nods to the crustacean shirt (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=88893&highlight=lobster) reply :nod: )

'Cause the maid he had wasn't cleaning so well, but he was didlin' her ;)

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What did George stop doing that caused him to get real smart?

He stopped thumbing through Glamour magazines.

What did George and the prisoner argue over?

They were fighting over the last Glamour magazine.

How did Uncle Leo end up with Jerry's old watch?

In was in the pocket of an Armani suit Jer gave to Unc Leo.

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Why did George *have* to buy a book on French Impresionism?

After slacking off with "Breakfast at Tiffany's" -- he wanted to impress his reading group with his artistic knowlege.

How did Elaine meet Crazy Joe Davlola?

He was sitting next to her in coach on a flight back from a Pony Country. She thought he was a vegatable but realized he was only crazy when he bet her for a date that Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars.

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What kind of NY novelty transportation business did Kramer & Newman try to start?

A car service that catered to the deaf.

What expensive item did Elaine find in J. Peterboy's refridgerator?

JFK's golf clubs.

What large item did Kramer bring into his place, after finding it in a dumpster?

Newman.
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Why were Kramer & Mickey acting like they had diseases like ghonorrea and meningitis?

Because they were trying to get out of their dates with Karen and Julie, er ... or was it Julie and Karen?

Newman, Kramer and Elaine got arrested for doing what together?

Breaking the Good Samaritan Law.

Why did Kramer call someone a "ribbon bully"?

Because they tried stealing the tiny ribbon Kramer tied on Little Jerry's neck feathers.

Why did the kindly Bubble Boy proclaim that Jerry was a "sell out"?

The Bubble Boy spotted Jerry outside on the street, trying to sell his bootlegged version of "Death Blow".

Why did the gang eventually hate 'The Drake'?

He was against abortion.

What did Kramer and Frank invent together?

A rubber bladder system for oil tankers.

What did Elaine want from Denim Vest?

This, that, and the other.

Why did Jerry and George envision having to kill Elaine's husband some day?

He would dupe Elaine into thinking he was pro-choice. Jerry & George plotted to kill him before she realized the truth.

What became of Frank's "moth-eaten cabana crap"?

Elaine bid on it at Sotheby's for $20,000 dollars.

Who did Jerry bump at a school assembly?

Kenny Banya.

Why was Kramer forcing Newman to chug numerous bottles of Mello Yello?

He was training him for the annual Glutton Bowl.

Why did Jerry refuse to eat Poppy's pizza?

Because Poppy prepares his food in the shower.

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Wht did Puddy want Elaine to steal the neighbor's newspaper instead of doing it himself?

He doesn't want anyone to know that he is in fact, 'El Diablo'.

What does Jerry do quietly, as part of his morning routine?

"Yank it like he's starting a mower." ;)

Why did Elaine get kicked out of a baseball game?

To get seats, she went with a group of her friends and all sat in the nosebleed section topless, so they could paint the team name across their chests.

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What was J's gal, Rachel thankful that Kramer stopped her from doing one Hamton night?

Indulging in a serious sugar addiction.

Who did Kramer think the baby of his Hampton friends looked like?

The Mahatmu Gandhi

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George once said to a movie attendent that Jerry had a face like what kind on animal?

Orangatuan.

What annoying habit did Puddy often have as a car salesman?

He adorned all the cars in the lot with Jesus fishes.

Why did Banya give Jerry an Armani suit?

It had a red dot that he didn't think Jer would notice if he just did an overview.

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What tradition did Kramer think was a barbaric ritual?

The old circus tradition of cramming several clowns into a Volkswagon.

What became of the TV Guide that Elaine took from Frank's house?

As a creative outlet, a prententious girl friend of George's turned it into a paper machay hat.

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When working for Lippman at Pendant Publishing, what did George do with the cleaning woman that got him fired?

'Soiled' all of the completed manuscripts. They were all flagged.

Whom did Elaine address when she yelled..."You little phony!"?

Raquel Welch. Then they got in a cat fight.

Why was George jealous of Fragile Frankie Merman?

George's parents liked him better, since he could sell more computers.

Why were Helen and Morty staying in Uncle Leo's place?

They couldn't stand watching TV while sitting on Jerry's pee-pee-stained couch.

Why did Elaine need a whole case of sponges?

To clean up her boyfriend's scum-covered tub. The one with houses being built near the drain.

What did Elaine do to get her job back after Peterman fired her for hating "The English Patient"?

She had Jerry call in a bomb threat which called for the creator of the "Urban Sombrero" to be given a more prominant role at the company.

Why did J. Peterman blame George for the death of his mother?

He wanted to make her feel useful, so she helped him lick his wedding envelopes. The glue proved too much for her.

Why did George want to trade eyeglass frames with a blind man?

George dropped his in the toilet.

How did Enzo find out Jerry was getting his hair cut by somebody else?

He found a hair in Jerry's Farina. Enzo promptly freaked out, and they found him passed out three blocks away.

Why did Kramer refer to Jerry as 'the straw that stirs the drink'?

Because he felt it was similar to the situation with Reggie Jackson when he first came to the Yankees back in the 1970's.

What was the odd thing about the Sunshine Cleaners?

It was a front for a parking lot prostitution scam.

Why did George first invent the fictitious Art Vandalay?

He was originally George's imaginary friend when Jerry was off with Fragile Frankie Mermen (The summer George) when George and Jerry were kids.

What incident occurred that caused Ramon the pool guy to need mouth to mouth resuscitation?

He had fainted in Jerry's apartment. Kramer panicked, and fed him crumbled cookies.

Why were Jerry & George fighting over use of the phone after the NBC Pilot meeting?

Jerry desperately needed to talk to Erika the phone sex gal and George wanted to call China to check on the status of the baldness cure potion he ordered.

Where's the question? :confused:

"Where's the question? "

Oops. I swore I posted one.

When it came to freaks, Elaine bragged about doing what?

Kicking them in the nether-regions without making them cry (Easier to get cabs).

Where did Jerry finally find Morty's lost wallet?

Under a flyer advertising Plan 9 From Outer Space in the top drawer of Elaine's armoire.

What did Kramer consider to be the "nexus of the universe"?

The 'Soup Nazi's' stand.

Why was George under the impression that Jerry's girlfriend was cheating on him with his cousin Jeffrey?

He thought the "Tractor Story" was a code phrase for an illicit fling she was having with Park Ranger/Farmer Boy Jeffrey.

Why did Kramer get beat up at an A.I.D.S. walk?

Because he referred to Elton John as "Madame".

Why did Kramer snub Jerry's ex-girlfriend?

He had vowed not to talk, so it was all he could do after she said hello to him.

What was The Contest all about?

Who could lift 100 pounds right over their head. (George won)

What juicy little nugget did George have on Kramer?

He saw Kramer making out during 'Schindler's List'.

What does George spend his accumulated bank account interest money on?

Blocks of cheese


Who gave Jerry a blood transfusion?

Izzy Mandelbaum, after he found out Jerry had several pints of blood in his car's engine block.

Why did Kramer joyride with a used-car salesman?

He was looking to buy a big juicy van, with interesting trades considered.

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What did Peterman send Elaine with 10K to an auction to buy?

Newman's bunion stories.

Why was Elaine trying to hurry her boyfriend to the airport?

She was trying to help Kramer win a bet with Earl Hafler.

Why did Elaine give Jerry's parents her suite at the Plaza hotel?

She was trying to show off her new promotion at work. She also bought George some Arabian Mocha Java.

What was the problem with Kenny Rogers' Roasters opening across from Jerry's building?

It took away customers from Babu's cafe.

Why did Babu call Jerry a bad man?

He once played a comedic villain on the Super Teriffic Happy Hour, which was broadcast on Indian TV.

How come the gang never made it to the party where they chipped in for a gift?

They got held up trying to catch some doves that escaped from Kramer's trunk.

Why did Kramer refer to Jerry as a "stupid, stubborn man"?

Because Jerry didn't appreciate the fact that he had a nudist girlfriend.

When bumping into a female friend from college, what does Jerry tell her George does for a living?

He's a porn star called Buck Naked.

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What does Kramer do that ends up a problem for a whale?

Swam in the East River, and disturbed the whale's young.

What does Kramer's girlfriend do when she assumes he died?

Correction, Kramer golfs into the ocean, and George, who claimed to be a marine biologist, pulls the golfball out of the whales blowhole

13, are those the only 2 answers you noticed were wrong? ;)

13, are those the only 2 answers you noticed were wrong?

:lol: :lol: :wave:

Originally posted by IGNTBone
What does Kramer's girlfriend do when she assumes he died? She tries to use his death to get a bereavement fare on an airline ticket.

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What does Mrs Landis "borrow" from Elain that Elain has a hard time getting back?

Her diaphram.

Why does the Japanese TV station reject the 'Jerry' pilot?

Because they found out George and Jerry both had a criminal background (public urination) which was highly frowned upon in Japanese culture.

Why did Cosmo end up riding on a luggage mover thingamajingy at the airport?

He wanted to make extra-sure that Morty's trenchcoats made it OK from Florida.

What was Jerry's reasoning that he should take the first class plane seat over Elaine?

It was retribution for faking it all those years.

Why was George attacked in an airplane bathroom?

Kramer was desperate to not 'lose his chance'.

George takes his shirt off for which everyday activity?

heh, maybe I should read the titles of threads before I post in them.

That was the only page I read ;)

Gargling, which he does very quietly.

Why did Jerry mistakenly call his girlfriend Mulva?

After Joe Davola's kick to the head, Jerry's memory was never the same.

Why did Puddy want Elaine to swipe a newspaper, instead of himself?

He was nabbed once in a newspaper swiping scheme.

What did Kramer do to drive Sister Roberta away?

Underwent a nine-hour breakup session.

Why were Jerry and Kramer banned from Joe's Fruit Stand?

Because Joe hated Jerry's comedy act and Kramer never had his wallet to pay for the fruit.

What were Kramer and Earl Haffler betting on?

Whether or not Jon Voight actually owned George's new used car.

Why did the owner of the frozen yogurt store request that Jerry have a talk with his son?

The boy was traumatized when Jerry mugged his grandmother for her marble rye.

How did Elaine keep flunking her drug test?

She couldn't stop sniffling every time.

What did Elaine stop for on her way to visit Jake Jarmell in the hospital?

A new pair of glasses.

What did Crazy Joe Devola exclaim after he jumped on the stage during the taping of "Jerry" the tv show?

"Serenity Now!"

What happened right after Jerry reneged his apology to 'Maroon Golf'?

He slept with his wife.

Why did Uncle Leo get arrested?

He was mistaken for George, and arrested for aiding and abetting an escapee from the women's lockup.

According to Jerry and Kramer, what is the allure of cat-fights to all males?

The ability to say raaaaaar

Why did Jerry and his fiancee split up?

Because Jerry thought dancing was 'so stupid', and always refused to take her.

Why did Elaine want to convert a gay man?

She was so impressed that she got men to renounce Judaism that she thought she'd try gay men as well.

Why was Elaine chased by a bunch of dogs?

After the one dog bit her in the optical place, other dogs had heard that she tasted good.

What happened to Elaine's armoire?

Poppy peed in it

Why did Jerry try to break up with a male friend?

He wanted Jerry to help him move - and that's the equivilent of 'going all the way'.

Why was Frank's car totaled after George borrowed it?

The Van Buren Boys finally caught up to him


How did Elaine throw her back out in Florida?

Trying to dance at Morty's big celebration dinner.

Why didn't Jerry trust the wake-up-call guy at Jean-Paul's hotel?

He assumed he was an anti-semite.

Why did Kramer have the phone number to a casino in Atlantic City memorized?

It was one digit away from Kramer's number, and people used to keep mistaking Kramer for the casino.

Why did Jerry ruin his 'out' for Elaine moving into his building?

He assumed Kramer was a good deterrent for her not to move in, but Kramer's kavorka was too overwhelming.

What did Marcelino want from Jerry to agree to take down a bounced check?

His man-fur.

Why did Puddy claim that Elaine was 'going to hell'?

Because she stocked up on "The Sponge."

How did George get the busboy fired?

He kept calling his work, pretending to be his "friend."

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What did George do with Babe Ruth's jersey to try to get fired?

He sold it and donated the proceeds to his favorite charity....The Human Fund.

Why did Elaine try to rush a boyfriend to the airport?

She needed to get him there in time for him to confront his old college roomate, John Grossbar.

Why did Neman break into Jerry's apartment?

To steal a lump of Jerry's hair to try some of that frickin' voodoo practice.

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What does it mean "to quone sombody?"

That is what Elaine would do to you, if you were Spongeworthy enough.

Why did Kramer decide to go to Kalifornia?

He heard Cali gave high dollar for bottle deposit returns.

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What does Kramer do with his pasta that's a little different than most people?

He wears it as a way to fend off the Kavorka.

What led to the downfall of Pendant Publishing?

Mr. Lippman's obsession with Southwestern themed paintings with hard to see spaceships painted in them.

Why did Adam (Lippman Jr.) renounce his religion?

Because the church wanted him to wash off his Benes Tattoo, which isn't so easy.

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What did Kramer sell Lippman for his office?

Traffic signs from his 'adpoted' section of the highway.

Why did George have sex with a cleaning woman in his office?

He calculated his odds of ever getting together with a cleaning lady. Mathematically, he had to do it.

Why did Kramer visit the Cuban Embassy?

To get to know more about Communisum, after being introduced to it by Elaine's boyfriend.

Why can't Jerry look at a resturant menu before being seated?

He was raised by a strict father who forbid such ludicrous activity.

How did Jack Klompas hurt his hand?

Following his involvement in The Contest for a couple of weeks, he lost all control and let's just say he made up for lost time resulting in a flare up of his arthritic hand condition.

Why did the older crowd in Florida like to get to the restaurant for dinner early?

So they don't have to resort to bribing the host $20 to get a table.

Why does Frank refuse to take his shoes off?

He was embarrassed because one time an ex boyfriend of Elaine's once said his feet were too big for the rest of his body.

Why was Kramer chased through Manhattan by a cable guy?

He found out Kramer had cable installed illegaly by Russians.

Why was Elaine suddenly afraid of dogs?

One attacked her & scratched her face when she appeared on The Merv Griffin Show.

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Why does George buy a specific La Baron car?

He heard it was used as a 'mobile brothel', and he was desperately lonely.

What comic strip does Elaine subconsiously plagiarize?

Archie.

What was Elaine working on so intently that she stayed up all night working on it without showering, brushing her teeth or combing her hair?

Writing the Himalayan Walking Shoe ad for the J. Peterman Catalog.

What collection did Jerry's girlfriend have, that he desperately wanted to use?

A doll collection with an estimated value of 2 6 million.

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What incites George to run out of a building trampling women & children in the proccess?

Knowing he had to race over to Jerry's apartment, to let him know he had to answer his phone as 'Vandalay Industries'.

Why was Kramer near hypothermic after soaking in his hot tub?

Because everything was bizarro, up was down, down was up, hot was cold.

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What did one of Jerry's girlfriends do with a certain vegtable that prompted him to break up with her?

She thought that Jerry's jokes were so funny, her peas would shoot out her nose as she laughed.

What did Joe Davola do to interfere in the taping of the 'Jerry' pilot?

He showed up in a clown suit and started kicking some random ass.

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How did Elaine fend off Crazy Joe when he got too close for comfort?

He made him smell her hair after she was in the smelly car.

Why did Jerry think his cleaning person was a thief?

She only wanted to be his girlfriend, and so Jerry was essentially a 'John'.

She only wanted to be his girlfriend, and so Jerry was essentially a 'John'.

Who eventually moved into the upstairs apartment in Jerry's building?

Kenny Rogers. He wanted to be able to keep close tabs on his fine chicken establishment.

Why was Elaine pre-occupied with a storefront mannequin?

It looked exactly like Jacquelline Onassis.

What did George argue about with the Bubble Boy?

Whether or not "quone" was a real word.

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What bodily act does Jerry have 8 & 10 year streaks of not doing?

Condoning or practicing the art of snubbing.

What of Elaine's got tossed out a limo window by a Russian author?

Her diaphram

Why did Kramer kick Newman out of the mail truck?

It was part of his anti-mail campaign.

What was Jerry trying not to find out about (from the first episode)?

Where Kramer shaved as a lifeguard.

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What illicit activity does Elaine find her self at with the gang at 3:30 in the morning?

Stealing a dog with Kramer & Newman.

Why did the condo board assume Morty was stealing club funds?

Because he started pimping around the retirement complex with an original J. Peterman Squires Walking Stick.

What led Kramer to switch to Boxers from Briefs?

For good luck, to help ' Little Jerry' win his cockfight (Er...you know what I mean...)

Where was Uncle Leo caught stealing from?

The Del Boca Vista treasury

Why did Kramer call Jerry a "fancy boy"?

Because he insisted on eating his candy with a knife and fork.

Why did George take his cousin to Central Park at night?

To fix her up with 'Fragile' Frankie Merman in his foxhole.

What happened to the windshield coffee table in Elaine's apartment?

It was featured in a coffee table book about coffee tables... that doubles as a coffee table.

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How did Kramer get burned when he went to the movies?

After seeing Elaine showing off some cleavage, Jeffrey Harharwood's mouth dropped wide open causing his pipe to fall on Kramer's foot .

Why did Newman claim he needed to go to France?

He wanted to go with George to reunite with his estranged son.

Why did George want his girlfriend to twirl around upon arriving at Steinbrenner's ball?

He wanted to showcase his "move" that he stole from Jerry.

Why did Jerry have a problem with Meryl Streep?

She never swung her arms as she walked.

Why did Frank and Estelle move to Florida?

They heard rave reviews about a steak dinner that cost only $4.95.

Why did George quit his job in real estate?

For the 'Summer of George'.

What was Jerry referring to when he said: "You don't make ____ into a cake, I'm sorry!" ?

Junior Mints. He was adamant they needed to remain bite size.

Why did Kramer refuse to wear an Aids Walk ribbon?

He feared he would be labeled a "fancy boy".

Why was George asking the hospital for personal financial reimbursment?

He claimed that they negligently allowed the Pigman to escape and steal his mint condition car.

Why did have to pick up garbage on the side of the road in the Hamptons?

Kramer 'adopted' a piece of the highway in that area.

How did Jerry get his car back from Tony the mechanic?

He got it in a trade for some Hollywood memorabilia.

Why did Kramer and Mickey get fired from Cole's department store?

They spent their whole time as Santa and Elf preaching the beliefs of Festivus.

Who ended up with the apartment in Jerry's building that Elaine wanted?

Originally posted by IGNTBone
They spent their whole time as Santa and Elf preaching the beliefs of Festivus. :lol:

Rabbi Kirschbaum/Glickman ended up with it after he bad mouthed Elaine to Jerry's landlords.

Why did Kramer compare his apartment to a ski lodge?

The hot tub in his apartment warms him up after a cold day on the slopes.

What exposed Uncle Leo's secret about keeping money from Helen when they were kids?

Helen got Elaine drunk off Peach Schnaps and she opened up her vault.

Why did Peterman blame George for his mother's death?

Toxic envelope glue.

Why did Kramer sell his suit to Banya?

Bania realized he made a mistake when he gave away his Armani suit to Jerry and needed a new one.

According to George, what was a "relationship killer?"

Once you start calling each other "schmoopie" -- the relationship is dead.

How did Toby injure her pinky toe?

She injured it in a game of "This little Piggy" that got way out of hand.

Why did Jerry work on Newman's mail route?

He was broke and needed a job after re-buying his dad's Cadillac.

Why did Kramer pretend to rob George?

To get into the Van Buren Gang.

What started all the tension between Jerry and Newman?

Newman once dated one of Jerry's girlfriends.

Why did Kramer donate blood for Jerry to use?

As payback for his 'mooching inventory', since his bill was too high for him to pay.

What did Kramer claim was the #1 rule of
Russian cable guys?

Never say the Ukraine is weak.

What cost Jean-Paul the marathon?

He stepped in manure, and wasted two hours explaining how when you break the word down ('Ma - Newer') it's a good thing.

What TV host caused Kramer to have seizures?

Merv Griffin

Why did Jerry purposely leave the keys to his car inside of the car?

So someone would steal his car, and he could test to see if his car phone worked.

What did the 'bad breaker-upper' insult Elaine by telling her?

He gave her the "It's not you, it's me" routine... she hates that, it's her routine.
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What juicy little nugget about the K-Man did George pick up from Babs?

He eats spaghetti with a fork only.

What hygenic routine does Jerry do silently?

Uses his electric toothbrush.

Why did Jerry blame Kramer for the break-in in his apartment?

He was abusing his key privileges.

What did Jerry wear on his "Today" show appearance?

A Nicole Miller dress.

Why did George claim that he shouldn't have to pay for a painting that Jerry's girlfriend made?

It had triangles on it...not that there's anything wrong with that.

What was Jerry given, in lieu of money, as payment after a Dallas, TX gig?

Special, really tiny vetinarian instruments from El Paso.
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What does George think that if you do when you're on the phone with the ladies, it makes you sound casual?

Call yourself "Andre".

Why were Jerry's relatives staying at The Plaza for free?

Jerry got it for free for the valet funking up his car.

What did Jake Jarmel not do that got Elaine very upset?

Buy Jujubees at the movies.

Who is 'Bizarro Jerry'?

That is what the gang called Kramer, after he took up residence in Jerry's apartment during the Kenny Rogers Red Light incident.

Why did George get featured on TV during the U.S. Open Tennis event?

He had spinach stuck in his teeth.

Why did George get back together with Susan Ross?

He wanted to play with her extensive doll collection.

How did Jerry conclude that the fleas in his apartment came from Newman?

They were originally on the dog that Newman tried to kidnap for Elaine.

Why did Kramer insist that he was entitled to Elaine's new bike?

Because he once gave Elaine a free ride to meet her dad for dinner.


What caused Jerry to get sick when he was on his way home from Long Island after a party?

He had stale Black & White cookies as a dessert.

Why was Elaine called "Nip" around the Peterman office?

She was obsessed with Cheese Nips.

What did George do that got him fired as a bra salesman?

He tried talking Sid Farkus into buying a computer.

Why did J. Peterman's mom yell out BOSCO! ???

George asked her to call him "T-Bone," she yelled back "Bosco" because that's what she called him ever since she saw him on TV sucking down a sundae with chocolate all over his grill.

(that one was tuff to dig out of)
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What did Jerry's relatives think helped cause Manya's death?

Good save.

Kramer pouring gatorade over her head after Jerry's team won thier softball championship.

Why did Jerry go see Poppy's pal in Little Italy?

He wanted to have a test run to see if Poppie's roast duck had any fat.

Why was Kramer always in bed by 9 pm, growing up?

He needed to be in bed before Circus of the Stars came on TV or he would 'freak out'.

Why did Elaine seek out Kramer's analysis of a novel?

She knew he was hip...to the whole scene.

What did Jerry say at the coffee shop, that made George squirt his ketchup haphazardly?

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"You're soooo good looking"

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When seeking instant traquility, what relaxation mantra would Frank call out?

"I was in the pool! I was in the pool!"

Why did Kramer want Paul O' Neil to hit two homers in one certain game?

Because he was getting 100-1 odds from his bookie, Mike Moffit, that O'Neal couldn't hit two homers in one game.

Why did Elaine blame Jerry for her sore neck?

Because it was Jerry's funky mattress that fell on top of her.

Whatever became of Jerry's air conditioner that was installed by Kramer?