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dlemond · 02-02-2004, 02:45 PM

You get spam right?
No? You lucky such and such.

But if you do, please tell us your funniest subject lines of spam.

Here is one I got today for some viagra type thing:

"chastise claustrophobic bureaucracy colorimeter kirk"

Janice · 02-02-2004, 02:59 PM

Luckily for me, AOL has a very effective spam blocker; however, this came crashing through my computer screen today and landed on my lap.
I know what I'm having for dinner tonight.

Janice · 02-02-2004, 03:35 PM

Okay, I just went to my main AOL address which I don't use, and I don't have the spam blocker preference feature enabled.

Here's a few:

Viagra, Free Overnight Shipping (I guess this is when it absolutely, positively has to be 'there' overnight)

Erase your debt, you pay nothing

Get a diploma without the hassle

Bigger is better in everything

Whi S3ttle for anything le$$

Lose 9 lbs in 5 days - 100% guaranteed

Eat pizza, watch TV and lose 32 pounds

So basically, I can further my education, have great sex, lose weight, become debt free, and never leave my sofa.

Where do I sign up?

I Love Carol Burnett! · 02-02-2004, 03:40 PM

"You'll be able to do the cha-cha-cha with your credit report"

Rhiannon · 02-02-2004, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Janice

Eat pizza, watch TV and lose 32 pounds

PZelda · 02-02-2004, 07:09 PM

Re:Change your body today
OneEyeWilly When you're this big, they call you Mister
NESGIRL99, Your complimentary Looney Tunes(R) gift is ready for shipment
Pzavadilova Great grandpa can now do it again
Re: cal
Re[2]: Please confirm
LIFE INSURANCE...Protect Your Family & Save up to 70%
This will be of interest to you
The Hottest Valentine's Day Gifts At Sizziling Prices! Only At Overstock.com
Stop Smoking - Guaranteed, Free trial!
Get Totally FREE Condoms on the Internet
Get Totally FREE Condoms on the Internet!

I got this REALLY funny one the other day that said "Earn an all-expenses-paid trip to jail!"

Liza · 02-02-2004, 07:46 PM

Okay, I was going through my folder and realized that a lot of the titles actually run well together - this is the actual order that they were in:

FWDD: Don't suffer between paychecks
Someone Wants to Date You
Seniors with Asthma Bronchitis Emphysema or COPD
Girl from church is looking for you
Could you use a quick payday loan
Just in time for Valentines
Pregnant, No Insurance, we can help
Use this patch immediately !
enjoy financial freedom in 2004
Fresh Valentine's Day Roses at the Growers' Prices
Get this past Christmas' hottest Gift FREE!
Would you say "No" if someone offered to pay you to shop?
What is G.E.N.ERIC VI.A.G.R.A?

robyrob · 02-02-2004, 08:19 PM

just reading this thread makes me cringe and reach for the delete button

Brent88 · 02-02-2004, 08:21 PM

I get over 50 spam messages everyday... some of the best:

"You've won a free cellphone"

"You can win a new car"

"You can get owner financing on a house, uh, I'm 15"

"Free Viagra!, again I'm 15, won't need that for a LONG time"

"You've been approved..."

"Free Pizza"

"Free Apartment"

"Tired of unwanted emails, we can help!"

I also get the pregnant one with no insurance, even though I am a male.

I also get a strange one from a "Charles" with these weird subject lines.

I could go on and on...

Liza · 02-02-2004, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brent88
I also get the pregnant one with no insurance, even though I am a male.

Well, I'd say it evens out - considering all the offers I've gotten from Viagara and others who want to help me enlarge my penis size

Rhiannon · 02-02-2004, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brent88

I also get the pregnant one with no insurance, even though I am a male.

PZelda · 02-03-2004, 12:24 PM

Some great ones for you today, folks!

Some unknown facts
improve your life. rolled some lived
Pzelda851 Still waiting for vi*ag*ra to set in? Here's CI*ALI*S
HARDCORE EURO PORN
jovial
Can it hurt to ENLARGE? (as seen on tv) uvqcIGJ
Is Someone Using Your Identity? '. ccx
Some unknown facts
Your Account ID is 3912293075 (<---- What account?)
Get your pre[scription filled right now!
NESGIRL99, Fresh Valentine's Roses at the Growers' Prices
Take off corrupt files from your PC
Get clean-shaven on the go with Micro Touch
HARDCORE EURO PORN

Brent88 · 02-03-2004, 02:26 PM

ROFL!!! These are too funny.

Agreed Liza. I think it balances out as well.

Sean Snow · 02-03-2004, 05:59 PM

I don't get that many spam emails anymore (partly becasue of AOL spam controls...even though I rarely got spam before I got the controls *Shrug*), and the little I do get I usually delete. However, I did find one spam email in my emailbox:

Knock Down the Walls with Your Huge aq51

That cracked me up when I saw it.

Mijada · 02-03-2004, 06:57 PM

I don't get very much spam E-Mail but I did get one the other day about increasing your penis size. Not going to do me any good since I don't have a penis.

02-02-2004, 02:45 PM	#1
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02-02-2004, 02:59 PM	#2
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02-02-2004, 03:40 PM	#4
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02-02-2004, 07:09 PM	#6
PZelda Two Valeries! <3 Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Location: I'm STILL missing NYC. :( Posts: 78,223	Re:Change your body today OneEyeWilly When you're this big, they call you Mister NESGIRL99, Your complimentary Looney Tunes(R) gift is ready for shipment Pzavadilova Great grandpa can now do it again Re: cal Re[2]: Please confirm LIFE INSURANCE...Protect Your Family & Save up to 70% This will be of interest to you The Hottest Valentine's Day Gifts At Sizziling Prices! Only At Overstock.com Stop Smoking - Guaranteed, Free trial! Get Totally FREE Condoms on the Internet Get Totally FREE Condoms on the Internet! I got this REALLY funny one the other day that said "Earn an all-expenses-paid trip to jail!"
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02-02-2004, 08:19 PM	#8
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02-02-2004, 03:35 PM	#3
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Okay, I just went to my main AOL address which I don't use, and I don't have the spam blocker preference feature enabled. Here's a few: Viagra, Free Overnight Shipping (I guess this is when it absolutely, positively has to be 'there' overnight) Erase your debt, you pay nothing Get a diploma without the hassle Bigger is better in everything Whi S3ttle for anything le$$ Lose 9 lbs in 5 days - 100% guaranteed Eat pizza, watch TV and lose 32 pounds So basically, I can further my education, have great sex, lose weight, become debt free, and never leave my sofa. Where do I sign up?

02-02-2004, 07:46 PM	#7
Liza BestYearsofOurLives Forum Veteran Join Date: Apr 24, 2001 Location: Rochester, NY Posts: 6,537	Okay, I was going through my folder and realized that a lot of the titles actually run well together - this is the actual order that they were in: FWDD: Don't suffer between paychecks Someone Wants to Date You Seniors with Asthma Bronchitis Emphysema or COPD Girl from church is looking for you Could you use a quick payday loan Just in time for Valentines Pregnant, No Insurance, we can help Use this patch immediately ! enjoy financial freedom in 2004 Fresh Valentine's Day Roses at the Growers' Prices Get this past Christmas' hottest Gift FREE! Would you say "No" if someone offered to pay you to shop? What is G.E.N.ERIC VI.A.G.R.A?

02-02-2004, 08:21 PM	#9
Brent88 Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 01, 2003 Location: Alabama Posts: 16,174	I get over 50 spam messages everyday... some of the best: "You've won a free cellphone" "You can win a new car" "You can get owner financing on a house, uh, I'm 15" "Free Viagra!, again I'm 15, won't need that for a LONG time" "You've been approved..." "Free Pizza" "Free Apartment" "Tired of unwanted emails, we can help!" I also get the pregnant one with no insurance, even though I am a male. I also get a strange one from a "Charles" with these weird subject lines. I could go on and on...
	__________________ Brent

02-03-2004, 12:24 PM	#12
PZelda Two Valeries! <3 Forum Addict Join Date: Jul 15, 2002 Location: I'm STILL missing NYC. :( Posts: 78,223	Some great ones for you today, folks! Some unknown facts improve your life. rolled some lived Pzelda851 Still waiting for viagra to set in? Here's CIALIS HARDCORE EURO PORN jovial Can it hurt to ENLARGE? (as seen on tv) uvqcIGJ Is Someone Using Your Identity? '. ccx Some unknown facts Your Account ID is 3912293075 (<---- What account?) Get your pre[scription filled right now! NESGIRL99, Fresh Valentine's Roses at the Growers' Prices Take off corrupt files from your PC Get clean-shaven on the go with Micro Touch HARDCORE EURO PORN

02-03-2004, 02:26 PM	#13
Brent88 Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 01, 2003 Location: Alabama Posts: 16,174	ROFL!!! These are too funny. Agreed Liza. I think it balances out as well.

02-03-2004, 05:59 PM	#14
Sean Snow moo Forum Fanatic Join Date: May 06, 2001 Location: Georgia Posts: 10,408	I don't get that many spam emails anymore (partly becasue of AOL spam controls...even though I rarely got spam before I got the controls Shrug), and the little I do get I usually delete. However, I did find one spam email in my emailbox: Knock Down the Walls with Your Huge aq51 That cracked me up when I saw it.
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02-03-2004, 06:57 PM	#15
Mijada Spencers mom Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Dec 02, 2001 Location: eastern US Posts: 4,093	I don't get very much spam E-Mail but I did get one the other day about increasing your penis size. Not going to do me any good since I don't have a penis.