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Brian Damage · 01-29-2004, 06:53 PM

Happy Birthday Jenna aka Elaine Benes

MillenniumMan831 · 01-29-2004, 07:05 PM

The only present I could dig up was $182.

Happy Birthday!

Maestro · 01-29-2004, 07:41 PM

"Cash!? You gotta be kidding. What kind of gift is that? That's like something her uncle would get her..."

"I got her that bench she wanted...
Oh yeah, I'm very sensitive about that. I mean, when someone's birthday comes up, I keep my ears open..."

Dutabi84 · 01-29-2004, 07:45 PM

Happy b-day! Here's a Grand Piano!

Cosmo Kramer · 01-29-2004, 11:23 PM

I got her a bench!

Elaine Benes · 01-29-2004, 11:32 PM

Thanks guys. My friends took me out to eat and have a couple of drinks. I'm a little tipsy right now. LOL

sinatrastar · 01-29-2004, 11:40 PM

All nice, but I wrote her a couple of poems:

Ode to Jenna
Think where man's glory most begins and ends and say my glory was - I had such a friend. Hopefully her tendancy to flash shall never come to an end.

Jenna O' Jenna
Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell, and fondled his muscled heart. He embibed her glistening spell - just before the other shoe fell.

Elaine Benes · 01-29-2004, 11:42 PM

LOL that last poem sounded dirty.

sinatrastar · 01-29-2004, 11:43 PM

Its by a little known 20th Century poet.

Elaine Benes · 01-29-2004, 11:44 PM

Is his name sinatrastar? LOL

01-29-2004, 06:53 PM	#1
Brian Damage I'm Rich Bitch Forum Icon Join Date: Feb 03, 2002 Location: What Ain't No Country I Ever Heard Of...They Speak English in What? Posts: 63,107	Happy Birthday Elaine Benes Happy Birthday Jenna aka Elaine Benes

01-29-2004, 07:41 PM	#3
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	#014 "Cash!? You gotta be kidding. What kind of gift is that? That's like something her uncle would get her..." "I got her that bench she wanted... Oh yeah, I'm very sensitive about that. I mean, when someone's birthday comes up, I keep my ears open..."

01-29-2004, 07:45 PM	#4
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	Happy b-day! Here's a Grand Piano! Attached Images

01-29-2004, 11:23 PM	#5
Cosmo Kramer Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 23, 2003 Posts: 27	I got her a bench!
	__________________ Darn that dream...

01-29-2004, 07:05 PM	#2
MillenniumMan831 An All American Boy! Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 23, 2003 Location: Cleveland Posts: 592	The only present I could dig up was $182. Happy Birthday!

01-29-2004, 11:32 PM	#6
Elaine Benes Vixxxen Senior Member Join Date: Oct 23, 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 1,333	Thanks guys. My friends took me out to eat and have a couple of drinks. I'm a little tipsy right now. LOL

01-29-2004, 11:40 PM	#7
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	All nice, but I wrote her a couple of poems: Ode to Jenna Think where man's glory most begins and ends and say my glory was - I had such a friend. Hopefully her tendancy to flash shall never come to an end. Jenna O' Jenna Her bouquet cleaved his hardened shell, and fondled his muscled heart. He embibed her glistening spell - just before the other shoe fell.

01-29-2004, 11:42 PM	#8
Elaine Benes Vixxxen Senior Member Join Date: Oct 23, 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 1,333	LOL that last poem sounded dirty.

01-29-2004, 11:43 PM	#9
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	Its by a little known 20th Century poet.

01-29-2004, 11:44 PM	#10
Elaine Benes Vixxxen Senior Member Join Date: Oct 23, 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 1,333	Is his name sinatrastar? LOL