My rant against Fanficiton.net!

[Sitcomwriter]

It seems as though they just removed a story I had written. Yes, it wa sa "smut story" but I've read so much worse on there! What really kills me is that there is tons of stuff that fanfiction.net keeps on which is 10 TIMES as graphic as what I wrote but my rather innocent "7th Heaven" fic seems to get the boot for no apparent reason. I admit, it was going to get a little more graphic starting with the next chapter but.... ARRAGH! I'm just so pissed off!

[TheHappyBurgerMeister]

that sucks. I really like the stories on there. they should let you write your 7th Heaven story. I've read some really graphic Full House fanfic there and that's kind of like 7th heaven. Yeah, my favorite stories are the ones that write about good sitcoms turning bad. It's so funny! Sorry they won't let you write your 7th heaven one. I'd read it!

[Sitcomwriter]

Originally posted by TheHappyBurgerMeister
that sucks. I really like the stories on there. they should let you write your 7th Heaven story. I've read some really graphic Full House fanfic there and that's kind of like 7th heaven. Yeah, my favorite stories are the ones that write about good sitcoms turning bad. It's so funny! Sorry they won't let you write your 7th heaven one. I'd read it!

Thanks. I actually managed to get 2 chapters up and I got great reviews but then I tried to upload chapter 3 and I couldn't find the story. How Joey Gladstone raping Michelle Tanner stays on but 2 teenagers innocently "coming-of-age" ends up getting deleted. I don't know.

[Brian]

Maybe it's something you should discuss with the site admins. It is possible that they haven't seen the stories in question. If that site has a lot of fan fictions, then they probably couldn't keep up with all of them.

[Rhiannon]

That sucks. I like the fan fics they have there, and some of them are pretty bad..but they should give you a chance to edit it or something or at least notify you they're removing it

[Expyra]

Didn't Fanfiction.net ban all NC-17 stories? I used to love that site but I no longer like it. I have no respect for a fanfiction archive that doesn't offer a variety of stories in a variety of RATINGS. It doesn't matter if a person doesn't enjoy reading stories of a certain rating. What matters is that the option is always there. Any fanfiction archive that puts a limit on writers isn't very good in my eyes.

[PZelda]

Originally posted by Expyra
Didn't Fanfiction.net ban all NC-17 stories? I used to love that site but I no longer like it. I have no respect for a fanfiction archive that doesn't offer a variety of stories in a variety of RATINGS. It doesn't matter if a person doesn't enjoy reading stories of a certain rating. What matters is that the option is always there. Any fanfiction archive that puts a limit on writers isn't very good in my eyes.

That happened in 2002, I think. Right after I turned 17, of all times. Bastards. I still read the NC-17 stories before I was allowed to read them... I quit going to fanfiction.net because of that...If you won't even offer NC-17 stories, no go. They could've just set up a special section that you could only access with proof of age....Or something, I don't know. But to remove that was just plain wrong.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Sitcomwriter
Thanks. I actually managed to get 2 chapters up and I got great reviews but then I tried to upload chapter 3 and I couldn't find the story. How Joey Gladstone raping Michelle Tanner stays on but 2 teenagers innocently "coming-of-age" ends up getting deleted. I don't know.

Oh God, Joey & Michelle!!

[SBTB Geek]

Joey and Michelle?! WTF?!

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
Joey and Michelle?! WTF?!

LOlll I know. Man, I have the urge to read that one. Im a sick, sick girl.

[SBTB Geek]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
LOlll I know. Man, I have the urge to read that one. Im a sick, sick girl.

I'll try to look for it, I'll post it.

[SBTB Geek]

FROM: fanfiction.net
LINK: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=946271
TITLE: "Pureness Gone Wrong"

"Dear God, will someone get me a Corona? Now?" Danny yelled from his everlasting spot
on the sofa in the living room.
"Will you come down, Danny? I think you've had enough." Joey replied from the kitchen.
"I'll tell you when I've had enough, Joe!"
"For the love of God, Danny! You've had a six pack and a half and its only 10 in the morning."
Joey walked upstairs frustrated. He walked into Michelle's room. He was staying there for a few days
since Danny had destroyed his belongings during an anger fit he threw earlier.
Michelle was sitting on her bed reading a school book, until she saw Joey came in. She knew what this meant.
She had to get out of the room before Joey had any "ideas".
Joey walked in and sat on Michelle's bed.
"I'm so upset. You're father is a wreck" At this point, Joey's hand was down Michelle's shorts.
Many thoughts ran through Michelle's mind. She didn't understand what was going on, and why it was going on.
But yet, she liked it. Not much later, Joey was wiggling his way into Michelle.

-Down Town San Francisco-

A crowd of people was surrounding a man playing a guitar and throwing pennies into his guitar case.
This man was Jesse Catsapoulous. He's been living on the street for about a year now with his wife. Jesse
had givin up on his music career and he had nothing to fall back on. And after Wake Up San Francisco was cancelled,
There was no money coming in. They had no choice but to move out with their boys. The boys are a very unhealthy,
and Jesse and Rebecca are emaciated seeing as all the money they get, they buy food for their boys.

-Back at the Tanner House-

DJ storms through the door. "Dad, I'm going to go get the rest of Stephanie's stuff"
"Who the hell are you?" Screams Danny.
"Dad... I'm DJ, you're daughter."
"Oh ya? If you're a girl, why the f**k are your arms covered in tattoos to the point where I can't even see
your natural skin?"
"Because you forced me to get these tattoos for my 20th birthday. Whatever, lets not get into this"
DJ ran up the stairs to Stephanie's old room, also Michelles room.
"Michelle? WHat is going on?!" yells DJ as she sees Michelle's arm hanging out of the side of the bed covers
and a large man violently forcing himself into her.
"Its not what you think! Michelle, needed, help." Cried Joey as he jumped out the bed and pulled up his sweatpants.
"What did she need help with?" asked DJ.
"Um...."
"Whatever.... I don't care, you sick freak. Just give me a second to shovel out the rest of Stephanie's stuff," said DJ.
DJ packed Stephanie's last remaining posessions into a cardboard box and walked out of the room.
She runs down the stairs.
"Wait, DJ... how's Steph?" asked Danny before DJ left.
"Well, the doctors have her on a triple dosage of her medications and they say she's getting worse by the day."
Stephanie is being held in an institution for the mentally corrupted. She's been a paranoid shcizophrenic for most of her life
but no one knew until a horrible episode in a mall months earlier.

To be Continued....

[SBTB Geek]

Ew, this one is even worse.
LINK: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=1266623

Highlight it if you want to read it, it's a bit more explicit.

Danny Tanner walked in his front door. He had just returned from dropping his daughters off at their grandparent's, and was looking forward to a little male bonding with his best friends.

Walking through the house he called out, "Jesse, Joey I'm home." Getting no answer, he headed up the steps. "Jess..." stopping outside his brother in law's room he heard Jesse mutter, "Have mercy."

Danny smiled to himself. It didn't take the man long. The girls hadn't even been gone 3 hours, and already Jess had a girl in his room.

As he turned to walk away, he heard the moaning voice of his best friend Joey Gladstone say, "Jessssssss". Spinning on his heels, Danny turned and grabbed the doorknob. Carefully, as to not make a sound, he slowly turned it and pushed the door open.

What Danny saw when he opened the door made him swallow a groan of desire as the memories came flooding back.

He watched Joey's mouth on Jesse's dick.

He watched Jess's head thrash about and thought of his own mouth on Joey's dick, as well as Joey's mouth on his.

Suddenly aware of the extreme tightening in his pants he turned and all but ran into his room leaving Jesse's door hanging open. In his room, Danny kicked off his shoes not caring where they landed.

Sprawling on his bed, he opened the fly of his jeans and freed his rock hard ****.

It had been so many years since he had even thought about what he and Joey use to do.

Stroking his dick he let the memories completely flood over him. Back in college. . ..

Joey's sweat soaked body slid up Danny's equally sweaty body.

"What do you want?" Joey asked grinning and bending his head to lick at Danny's chest. "For you not to stop." Danny panted.

Danny stroked his **** faster, remembering how Joey had always been up for a little fun. He wanted to slow down and make this moment last but all he could see in his head was Joey's mouth on his dick and as crazy as it was he could almost feel Joey's hands gripping at his ass and the blond man's fingers plunging in and out of his body.

"OH GOD," Danny cried out loud as his orgasm ripped through him. In Jesse's room

Jesse's heard Danny cry out and stopped what he was doing.

"What was that?" he asked.

"Nothing," Joey panted as he guided Jess's head back to his ****.

"No, I heard something," Jesse demanded as he stood up.

Right away he noticed the open door.

"Didn't we shut the door?" he asked

"Jesse who cares. The girls are gone. Come back to bed," Joey pleaded.

"Yeah, you're right. Maybe we didn't shut it." He walked over shut the door and rejoined Joey on the bed.

Reaching out he with his left hand, he grabbed Joey's shaft and whispered, "Where was I?"

"Somewhere about here" Joey said guiding Jesse's mouth to his dick.

Jesse grinned as he leaned down to take Joey into his mouth. An hour later....

Jesse and Joey clad only in boxer shorts opened the door and ran into Danny in the hallway. "Danny!" they both said at the same time.

"Oh, hi guys. What you up to?" Danny asked as if he didn't know.

"Uh um uh," Jesse stammered wondering if maybe Danny had peeked in his room. He was sure he had shut the door.

Joey looked at his best friend and knew instantly that Danny knew what he and Jesse had been doing.

"Just stuff," he answered while Jesse stood there sputtering.

"Stuff? What kind of stuff?" Danny asked, determined to make one of them say it.

He had figured it would be Joey. To his surprise it was Jesse who stepped forward.

Stepping forward, Jesse pushed Danny against the wall.

He reached for the older man's zipper and said, "this kind of stuff"

"Holy ****," Danny responded as Jesse's hand found his growing ****.

Jesse dropped to his knees and yanked Danny's jeans down a bit.

Taking him into his mouth he heard him hiss and at the same time felt Joey's hands on his shoulders.

He could feel Joey pulling him to his feet.

"Come on lets get out of the hallway" he said.

Jess looked up and saw Danny nod in agreement.

Together the three men walked into Jesse's room. Two hours later. the sweat now cooled on their bodies Danny found he couldn't move.

"Yuck!!! I'm stuck." he complained.

Joey laughed and Jesse said leaned in to kiss him and said, "Well, Daniel, you did say you wanted to do some male bonding."

"Yeah, Danny, you did say that and we are bonded." Joey continued to laugh.

[Expyra]

[Jokerette]

I was really annoyed when they banned NC-17 stories. Why did they do that anyway?

The thing that annoys me most about fanfiction.net is how hard it can be to access the site at times. Sometimes I get Error messages all day.

Not only that but I find it impossible to get constructive reviews for anything. All people do is either write "wow thatz really gud rite more!" or petty, senseless flaming.

I still love the site though, I'd be devestated if it ever went offline for good. *knocks on wood*