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barwars · 01-25-2004, 01:04 PM

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a
skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want
to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.

Kristina · 01-25-2004, 01:14 PM

I hate America. As soon as I get out of this country I could care less if Osa.. nevermind.

Mr. Stefani · 01-25-2004, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by Kristina
I hate America. As soon as I get out of this country I could care less if Osa.. nevermind.

ew go back to Canada.

Kristina · 01-25-2004, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by barwars88
4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.

Kristina · 01-25-2004, 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by Nirvana
ew go back to Canada.

LOLZ I've never been to Canada, but I'm sure it's better than here.

Kristina · 01-25-2004, 01:17 PM

OOPS I MEANT FOR THE FONT TO BE RED.OOPSI MEANT FOR THE TOTN TO BE RED

Kristina · 01-25-2004, 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by Kristina
OOPS I MEANT FOR THE FONT TO BE RED.OOPSI MEANT FOR THE TOTN TO BE RED

OOPS

Kristina · 01-25-2004, 01:18 PM

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Originally posted by Kristina
OOPS

COLOR=red]OOPS AGAIN![/COLOR]

vienna waits · 01-25-2004, 01:22 PM

What's so bad about America, Kristina?

david&maddie4ever · 01-25-2004, 04:35 PM

I like this thread.

~Lauren

dawsongirl · 01-25-2004, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by barwars88

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.

But a lot of them now have drive-thru prescription pickup, so they don't even have to get out of the car.

And Diet Coke is nasty. Man...they even started putting lime in it.

dawsongirl · 01-25-2004, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by barwars88
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Because it's easier to steal "useless" junk than it is a car. Plus, the insurance company will more likely replace your car than your 15 year old drill.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 01-25-2004, 09:42 PM

Hollow · 01-25-2004, 10:19 PM

America sucks ass. land of the free! we've got unequal rights and leaders who contradict the "freedom of speech" and think everyone loves god! oh, how i'm proud to be an american!

Hollow · 01-25-2004, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nirvana
ew go back to Canada.

why you always tell people that they live in canada as an insult?

01-25-2004, 01:04 PM	#1
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	Only in America.... 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. 10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

01-25-2004, 01:22 PM	#9
vienna waits avatars are stupid. Forum Superstar Join Date: May 18, 2001 Location: Ravenclaw Common Room Posts: 29,859	What's so bad about America, Kristina?
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01-25-2004, 04:35 PM	#10
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01-25-2004, 09:42 PM	#13
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01-25-2004, 01:14 PM	#2
Kristina Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 27, 2001 Location: CaLiFoRnIa, UsA Posts: 8,890	I hate America. As soon as I get out of this country I could care less if Osa.. nevermind.

01-25-2004, 01:17 PM	#6
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01-25-2004, 10:19 PM	#14
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	America sucks ass. land of the free! we've got unequal rights and leaders who contradict the "freedom of speech" and think everyone loves god! oh, how i'm proud to be an american!