Crazy Court Decisions

[Ags2000]

Sometimes I think the world of the courts in this country have gone completely crazy and this sure does make me this I am thinking correctly.

The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself & successfully sued McDonalds. That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States.

Unfortunately, the most recent lawsuit implicating McDonalds & the teens who allege that eating at McDonalds has made them fat, was filed after the 2002 award voting was closed. This suit will, undoubtedly, top the 2003 awards list.

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5th place (tied)

Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving toddler was Ms Robertson's son.

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5th place (tied)

19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles, California, won $74,000 & medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord.

Mr. Truman apparently did not notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal the hubcaps.

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5th place (tied)

Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning.
He could not re-enter the house because the door connecting the house & garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family were on vacation & Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for 8 days.
He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found & a large bag of dry dog food.
He sued the house owners insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000.

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4th place

Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 & medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's Beagle dog. The Beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard.

The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been a little provoked at the time, as Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into the yard, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

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3rd place

A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500, after she slipped on a soft drink & broke her coccyx (tailbone).

The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

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2nd place

Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor & knocked out two of her front teeth.

This occurred whilst Ms. Walton was trying to crawl through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 & dental expenses.

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1st place

This year's runaway winner was Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new Winnebago Motor Home. On his trip home from an OU football game, having driven onto the freeway, he set the cruise control at 70 mph & calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back & make himself a cup of coffee. (((( OMG!!! )))) Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed & then overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him, by reading the owner's manual, that he actually could not do this.

The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago Motor Home.

The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit just in case there were any other complete morons buying their recreation vehicles.




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[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

People will do anything for money.

[~*Hannah_Lee*~]

Oh my gaa, how stupid. People will try anything to earn a buck without having to work for it.

[MandieR1980]

speaking of crazy court decisions....how is OJ these days?

[Janice]

I recall feeling disgusted at the McDonald's hot coffee lawsuit until I saw the case profiled on Dateline.

The elderly woman suffered terrible third degree burns because the coffee was scalding hot. They showed photos that were beyond belief. She had holes burned into her flesh.

There are industry safety rules which dictate how hot the temperature of coffee can be served. McDonald's was warned several times, yet ignored the warnings and served coffee over the safe temperature limit.

Even if spilled on you, coffee is not supposed to burn through your clothes and skin like acid.

Here's a few facts.
http://lawandhelp.com/q298-2.htm

[~LadyJess~]

My history teacher read us those last year. It's pathetic what people will do for money and the fact that they won and got there money because of their own stupidity.

[Polniaczek033]

Tsk.. tsk.. stupid people

Its things like this that make me lose faith in the human race

[Hollow]

the apocolypse needs to come soon. we all need to die.

[TJL]

Originally posted by safety pin
the apocolypse needs to come soon. we all need to die.

And if that happens, I'm suing the apocalypse for ruining my weekend.



I'm going to bed now, and try to dream of a time when the good people of this country weren't total idiots.

[Chocoholic]

And I thought some of the people who shop at my store are stupid!

As someone else said already, incidents like those really make me lose faith in the human race.. My mother wonders why I often prefer the company of my dog over other people.

[Dude111]

Horrible how people take advantage of things and extract alot of $$$$$$$ for things that they caused!!