"Bite Me" part two - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

turtle63102 · 01-15-2004, 04:34 PM

Hey, I'm Mary Kate. In case you don't know, I'm Tara, (Snowfall,) and Deirdre, (Monkeygirl)s sister. I wrote this to show some possible good that could come from that "Bite Me". Enjoy!
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Nate came home from work depressed. He had just told Raina what had happened between him and C.d. He hated the fact Raina was his new partner. He hated how Cap had to get a new officer.
"If Stacey could get any more excited about anything, she'll explode." Thought Nate.
He put a frozen pizza in the oven, and sat down with a beer.
"Looks like another night of pizza and crying myself to sleep." thought Nate.
Just then the phone rang.
"Basso." answered Nate.
"I have blondie here." said a voice booming through the phone. "If you ever want to see her again, follow these instructions. Get $25,000 and put it in a brown paper bag. Then-"
"Wait!" intrupted Nate. "I want to hear C.d's voice!"
"I'll make the demands around here" said the voice.
"I want to hear her voice!" Nate demanded.
"Alright, you can hear girlie's voice." A few seconds later C.d's voice came through the phone.
"Nate, Nate, they made me write that note, I didn't want to. I love you!"
"That's enough." interrupted the voice "I have to go, I'll be in touch."
"Wait!" Nate cried. "Don't hurt her. I'll pay what ever you want, just take care of her." But it was to late, the voice had hung up. Nate called Cap.
"Captain McCafferty." answered Cap
"Cap, it's Nate. Did you see C.d actually hand in her resignation?"
"No, she faxed it. Why, is everything all right?"
"I have to go, I'll answer your questions later." Nate hung up, and said to himself, "I have to find her!"

candace~n~nathan · 01-15-2004, 05:33 PM

that was GREAT!!! and i can't wait for more!!!!!!!!! we need to know what happens!!!!!

and i'm sure Bite Me was SUPPOSED to be like that!!

happy_bunny · 01-15-2004, 10:15 PM

Yeah, that is the way it's supposed to be!!!!! Good start, post more. The first thought was hilarious! lol.

CD DeLorenzo · 01-16-2004, 01:09 AM

awww yeah, I like your version better too! Keep going!!!!!!!

Snowfall · 01-16-2004, 01:58 AM

That was so great, Mary Kate! I really like your version, too!

Post more soon!

turtle63102 · 01-17-2004, 04:29 PM

Alright, here is some more. Jinny and Teddy fans, this is for you!

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The next morning Jinny sat across from Magda at their desk. Jinny kept staring at Mag.
"What?" asked Mag
"Nothing, it's just that I signed the divorce papers last night." answered Jin. "Oh hunny, are you okay?" asked Magda.
"Yeah, I'm okay. I should've done it as soon as I got them. Jack is better off without me. I just miss being in a relationship with a guy." said Jinny.
"Well what about that Hank Riley guy?" asked Mag.
"He's nice and all, but I don't like him that way. I want to call Teddy."
"You and Teddy were over a while ago. He could have another girl or something." said Mag
"But I miss him alot. It won't hurt to call him." said Jin. Magda gave her a frown.
"Okay, Okay, I'll just date jerks like Hank for the rest of my life and never be happy again." said Jin "I'm gonna go get some bottled water."
Jinny walked into the hall and took out her cell phone.
"Hello?" answered Teddy
"Hi Teddy, it's Jinny."
"Oh, hi Jinny. Listen you caught me at a bad time."
"Teddy, come on, I just want to invite you to coffee some time so we can talk." said Jin.
"I don't think so. A lot of things are different now." said Teddy.
"Teddy, this isn't a date." said Jinny.
"Okay, I'll meet you at StarBucks at 5:00." said Teddy.
Jinny hung up and walked back to her desk.
"Were is your water?" asked Magda.
"Uuuuummmmmm........"

Bonnie Is Great! · 01-17-2004, 05:45 PM

YOu are doing an Excellent job! I can't wait for more. I wanna know how Coffee went with Teddy...And please bring CD back safely. Please post more soon!

candace~n~nathan · 01-17-2004, 11:47 PM

YAY!!! *clapping hysterically* that was great!!!!!

can't wait to see what happens next!!!!!

*Nancy Mckeon* · 01-17-2004, 11:54 PM

mmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Snowfall · 01-18-2004, 01:25 AM

That was fantastic! Now post more, and tell us what happens with CD!!!

planet_stella · 01-18-2004, 02:02 PM

That was great!!!! But i'd prefer longer parts!

Post more soon!

Btw,hi

I'm Rasa.

turtle63102 · 01-20-2004, 09:03 PM

Nate stared out the window at the rain. The gloomy weather fit his mood. He had taken the day off from work to get the kidnapper's call. The phone rang. Nate checked the caller ID. It was unlisted, that was the kidnapper. "It's 3:00! What the hell took you so long to call?" asked Nate. "Letting you sweat, Nathan Francis Albert Basso!" said the voice. "How the freakin' hell do you know so much about me?" asked Nate. "That's for me and you to never ever find out. I also know that you think lemon on shrimp is exotic." said the voice. "Do you have a name, or do I have to call you ass-creep-that-stole-the-love-of-my-life?!" said Nate. "Call me Bob. there's no way I'm telling you my real name. And calling me an ass isn't the way to get 'the love of your life' back." said Bob. "Fine tell me what you want me to do." said Nate. At that same time, C.d was on the phone with Cap. "Cap I don't have time to talk, I just called to ask you to tell Nate for me, I love him. I can only imagine your reaction, but I don't have time to explain. I have to describe the house I'm in. It's white, and is really fancy, and the blinds are always closed. I think it's G-....." said C.d.
"C.d? C.d! Damn it!" said Cap. Nate called Cap after his reception broke. "Oh hi Nate. i was just on the phone with C.d. She told me to tell you she loves you. You don't need to explain, I know what's been going on. I'm not blind. Come in tomorrow so we can work on her description of the house." said Cap. "Okay, Cap. See you then." said Nate

Snowfall · 01-20-2004, 10:19 PM

Oooh! I wanna know what happens next! Post more soon!

CD DeLorenzo · 01-20-2004, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by "Snowfall"
Oooh! I wanna know what happens next! Post more soon!

oh oh! Me too! totally!!!

candace~n~nathan · 01-20-2004, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by "Snowfall"
Oooh! I wanna know what happens next! Post more soon!

then make her write more, tara!!!!!

01-15-2004, 04:34 PM	#1
turtle63102 av. designed by Cat Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 13, 2004 Posts: 209	"Bite Me" part two Hey, I'm Mary Kate. In case you don't know, I'm Tara, (Snowfall,) and Deirdre, (Monkeygirl)s sister. I wrote this to show some possible good that could come from that "Bite Me". Enjoy! ________________________________________________ Nate came home from work depressed. He had just told Raina what had happened between him and C.d. He hated the fact Raina was his new partner. He hated how Cap had to get a new officer. "If Stacey could get any more excited about anything, she'll explode." Thought Nate. He put a frozen pizza in the oven, and sat down with a beer. "Looks like another night of pizza and crying myself to sleep." thought Nate. Just then the phone rang. "Basso." answered Nate. "I have blondie here." said a voice booming through the phone. "If you ever want to see her again, follow these instructions. Get $25,000 and put it in a brown paper bag. Then-" "Wait!" intrupted Nate. "I want to hear C.d's voice!" "I'll make the demands around here" said the voice. "I want to hear her voice!" Nate demanded. "Alright, you can hear girlie's voice." A few seconds later C.d's voice came through the phone. "Nate, Nate, they made me write that note, I didn't want to. I love you!" "That's enough." interrupted the voice "I have to go, I'll be in touch." "Wait!" Nate cried. "Don't hurt her. I'll pay what ever you want, just take care of her." But it was to late, the voice had hung up. Nate called Cap. "Captain McCafferty." answered Cap "Cap, it's Nate. Did you see C.d actually hand in her resignation?" "No, she faxed it. Why, is everything all right?" "I have to go, I'll answer your questions later." Nate hung up, and said to himself, "I have to find her!"
	__________________ "Number one, you're very close to having a bond between my foot and your ass, alright, and that's about the only bond we're ever going to share, and number two, the 'chick's' name is Inspector DeLorenzo, and if I ever hear you refer to her as a 'chick' again, I'm going to go ahead and refer you to number one. OK?!" ~ Nate Basso

01-15-2004, 05:33 PM	#2
candace~n~nathan Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 30, 2003 Posts: 1,855	that was GREAT!!! and i can't wait for more!!!!!!!!! we need to know what happens!!!!! and i'm sure Bite Me was SUPPOSED to be like that!!
	__________________ Drunk guy: What's her name? Is it Jennifer? It's usually Jennifer. Is it Heather? Sometimes it's Heather. Nate- It's Candace. But we, uh, call her CD.

01-15-2004, 10:15 PM	#3
happy_bunny ~~Lep Andjeo~~ Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 10, 2004 Location: Hot Topic, and waiting for January 13th, at 3:15! I'll explain later... Posts: 11	Yeah, that is the way it's supposed to be!!!!! Good start, post more. The first thought was hilarious! lol.
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01-16-2004, 01:09 AM	#4
CD DeLorenzo TRACEY FOREVER!!! Senior Member Join Date: Jun 20, 2003 Location: I don't wanna talk if it makes you feel sad Posts: 2,376	awww yeah, I like your version better too! Keep going!!!!!!! Attached Images
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01-16-2004, 01:58 AM	#5
Snowfall CD and Nate Forever Senior Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2003 Location: Stars Hollow (I wish!) Posts: 1,780	That was so great, Mary Kate! I really like your version, too! Post more soon!
	__________________ Nate: When somebody asks for the salt, you hand them the pepper, too, even if they didn't ask for both. You never separate the salt and the pepper. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Luke: Will you marry me? Lorelai: What? Luke: Anything to shut you up.

01-17-2004, 04:29 PM	#6
turtle63102 av. designed by Cat Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 13, 2004 Posts: 209	Alright, here is some more. Jinny and Teddy fans, this is for you! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The next morning Jinny sat across from Magda at their desk. Jinny kept staring at Mag. "What?" asked Mag "Nothing, it's just that I signed the divorce papers last night." answered Jin. "Oh hunny, are you okay?" asked Magda. "Yeah, I'm okay. I should've done it as soon as I got them. Jack is better off without me. I just miss being in a relationship with a guy." said Jinny. "Well what about that Hank Riley guy?" asked Mag. "He's nice and all, but I don't like him that way. I want to call Teddy." "You and Teddy were over a while ago. He could have another girl or something." said Mag "But I miss him alot. It won't hurt to call him." said Jin. Magda gave her a frown. "Okay, Okay, I'll just date jerks like Hank for the rest of my life and never be happy again." said Jin "I'm gonna go get some bottled water." Jinny walked into the hall and took out her cell phone. "Hello?" answered Teddy "Hi Teddy, it's Jinny." "Oh, hi Jinny. Listen you caught me at a bad time." "Teddy, come on, I just want to invite you to coffee some time so we can talk." said Jin. "I don't think so. A lot of things are different now." said Teddy. "Teddy, this isn't a date." said Jinny. "Okay, I'll meet you at StarBucks at 5:00." said Teddy. Jinny hung up and walked back to her desk. "Were is your water?" asked Magda. "Uuuuummmmmm........"

01-17-2004, 05:45 PM	#7
Bonnie Is Great! Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 23, 2002 Location: Rock on! Can ya handle it? Cat is the best! Posts: 488	YOu are doing an Excellent job! I can't wait for more. I wanna know how Coffee went with Teddy...And please bring CD back safely. Please post more soon!
	__________________ ~~TilOWCCSA~~ Can you see the flying monkeys coming out of Nate's butt? Many people are different. Many people are the exactly same..what the same people have to learn is that there are different kinds of people. Cat is the sexiest Division fan WE ALL LIVE IN THE DIVISION SUBMARINE... DIVISION SUBMARINE

01-17-2004, 11:47 PM	#8
candace~n~nathan Member Senior Member Join Date: Jul 30, 2003 Posts: 1,855	YAY!!! clapping hysterically that was great!!!!! can't wait to see what happens next!!!!!

01-17-2004, 11:54 PM	#9
Nancy Mckeon ~Amy Lee Fan~ Forum Regular Join Date: May 22, 2003 Location: my own crazy world... Posts: 878	mmmmmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
	__________________ Jenn Goodnight, Sleep tight, No more tears. In the morning, Ill be here, And when we say goodnight Dry your eyes. Because we said goodnight, not goodbye We said goodnight, not goodbye ~ Evanescence~

01-18-2004, 01:25 AM	#10
Snowfall CD and Nate Forever Senior Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2003 Location: Stars Hollow (I wish!) Posts: 1,780	That was fantastic! Now post more, and tell us what happens with CD!!!

01-18-2004, 02:02 PM	#11
planet_stella Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jul 13, 2003 Location: In LOVE with Jay... Posts: 961	That was great!!!! But i'd prefer longer parts! Post more soon! Btw,hi I'm Rasa.

01-20-2004, 09:03 PM	#12
turtle63102 av. designed by Cat Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 13, 2004 Posts: 209	Nate stared out the window at the rain. The gloomy weather fit his mood. He had taken the day off from work to get the kidnapper's call. The phone rang. Nate checked the caller ID. It was unlisted, that was the kidnapper. "It's 3:00! What the hell took you so long to call?" asked Nate. "Letting you sweat, Nathan Francis Albert Basso!" said the voice. "How the freakin' hell do you know so much about me?" asked Nate. "That's for me and you to never ever find out. I also know that you think lemon on shrimp is exotic." said the voice. "Do you have a name, or do I have to call you ass-creep-that-stole-the-love-of-my-life?!" said Nate. "Call me Bob. there's no way I'm telling you my real name. And calling me an ass isn't the way to get 'the love of your life' back." said Bob. "Fine tell me what you want me to do." said Nate. At that same time, C.d was on the phone with Cap. "Cap I don't have time to talk, I just called to ask you to tell Nate for me, I love him. I can only imagine your reaction, but I don't have time to explain. I have to describe the house I'm in. It's white, and is really fancy, and the blinds are always closed. I think it's G-....." said C.d. "C.d? C.d! Damn it!" said Cap. Nate called Cap after his reception broke. "Oh hi Nate. i was just on the phone with C.d. She told me to tell you she loves you. You don't need to explain, I know what's been going on. I'm not blind. Come in tomorrow so we can work on her description of the house." said Cap. "Okay, Cap. See you then." said Nate

01-20-2004, 10:19 PM	#13
Snowfall CD and Nate Forever Senior Member Join Date: Aug 18, 2003 Location: Stars Hollow (I wish!) Posts: 1,780	Oooh! I wanna know what happens next! Post more soon!