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Old 01-12-2004, 07:11 PM   #1
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"Hey." Stacy said, walking through the Division doors. Jinny, who was at her desk looked at this new girl.
"Who the hell are you?"
"Stacy."
Jinny looked her up and down, thinking what is this piece of trash was doing here, but she kept her thoughts to herself. "Jinny." She held out her hand, faking a smile.
"Is that with a E or I?"
"I."
"Nice meeting you. Excuse me. I have to go tell Cap. something." She knocked on Captain's door and went inside.
"Whore." Jinny said out loud, walking to her desk.
"Jinny." Magda laughed. "Be nice."
"How can I be nice when she's taking over CD's place?"
"Face it, you're not mad at Stacy, you're mad at CD for leaving."
"No. What I'm mad at is CD just leaft a note. I'm not worried about me. I can take it. But Nate is the one I'm worried about."
"Where is he anyway?"
"I don't know, but he shouldn't be alone right now."
Nate walked through the Division doors, looking like hell.
"Hey." He said dully.
"Nate. What's happening?" Magda asked.
"Nothing."
There was a minute of slience. Then, Stacy walked out of Cap's office. She saw Nate.
"Nate. How are you?"
"I'm fine! I just wish everybody would stop asking me that!" He stormed out of the room. Jinny looked at Stacy.
"Now look what you've done!"

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Old 01-12-2004, 07:16 PM   #2
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Old 01-13-2004, 02:08 AM   #3
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*sigh* men lol mmmmmmmmmmoooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
No kidding! This is good, though. Post more soon!
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Old 01-13-2004, 09:07 PM   #4
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I'm not a man yet. I'm 16. I'll be a man when I get my own place, marry, have kids.

Captain Kate walked out of her office.
"Stacy. Pick your partner."
"Jinny."
"What?" Jinny asked. "Hell no. I'm partners with Magda."
"Exsted, in my office."
Jinny got out of her chair and walked in Caps office.

"Cap, how come you favor Stacy?"
"Because she's a new Cop so I want to show her we care."
"She's welcome here as the devil in Heaven!"
"Exsted, I'm this close to taking you off the force. Let me explain. Stacy's new here so I told her to pick a partner just for a few days until we can get everything setteled. Come on, Exsted. Be her partner. Just for a few days."
Jinny took a deep breath. "I don't know why I'm saying this but... alright. I'll be her 'partner.' "
"Good, here's your 1st case with her." Kate handed Jinny a case folder.
"You already picked out a case?"
"Read it."
Jinny looked at the case name on the tab. 'The Hilton Murder.'
"The Hilton Muder? That's the toughest case the force ever got. Are you sure Barbie can handel it?"
"That's why I picked the toughest case. To test her skills. If she solves the murder before you, you get to stay her partner. If you solve the murder before her, then you go back to Magda."
"Cap, I thought you said the partnership was only until we could get things setteled."
"I lied. Now, get started. I explained the whole thing to Stacy."
"Good. Because if I had to, I would have to use violence."

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Old 01-13-2004, 09:14 PM   #5
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*sigh* pre-men (ya happy now?) lol j/k mmmmmmoooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ps- don't put jinny with the barbie!!! lol
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Old 01-13-2004, 09:22 PM   #6
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Hey, take the compliment! This was wonderful. I love the "you think Barbie can handle it?" line! Yeah, come to think of it, she is like Barbie, seeing how pink she is and all (pun very much intended ). Post more soon!
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yeah, give the girl back her partner, sheesh! lol, have Stacy be with herself, if she's that smart. but yeah, post more!!!!
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Old 01-15-2004, 07:47 PM   #8
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Jinny walked out of Caps office.
"So." Said Stacy. "Partners?"
"Yeah." Jinny faked a smile. "I'm going to go get lunch." She walked out of the room, grabbing her leather jacket.

Jinny gave the waiter her order (a glass of water, small glass of beer and a cheese burger with fries) when Stacy walked in Anchor Side.
"Jinny. Hey." She helped herself to a seat.
"What are you doing here?"
"I followed you."
"You're starting to scare me. You're not.... are you?"
"What?"
"You know. Gay."
"No. I just never had any friends back home. So I came here to start over."
"And out of 50 other States you came here?"
The waiter brought back Jinny's food. Stacy looked at it.
"You're arteries are gonna be clogged up if you eat all that grease."
"My mom's dead and I don't need you to take her place."
"Just trying to be a good friend."
"Stacy, we are not friends. We're never going to be friends!"
"Jin, I'm starting to get the feeling you don't like me."
"Did you figure that out by yourself?"
"Enjoy your meal." Stacy said, walking out of Anchor Side looking hurt.
"Exsted." Cap walked to Jinny's booth. "I heard everything."
"Cap, I'm sorry. But when somebody starts following me that's freaky. I had to do something."
"Exsted, do you want to know I like Stacy a little better?"
"Not while I'm eating."
"You're going to hear it anyways. Stacy was like me when I was little."
"You mean you were annoying, too?"
"Exsted."
"Joking."
"I'm going to give you one last chance for you two to get along. If I see something wrong, I'm taking your gun and badge."
"Ok. I'll be nice."

"Hey." Jinny walked into the Division. Magda and Stacy were there.
"Mag. I need a few minutes alone with Stacy."
Magda got from her desk and left the room.
"Stacy. Wanna go over the case?"
"Sure."
They sat around Jinny's desk and opened the case folder.
"Who's our suspects?" Stacy asked.
"Frank Jack. He lives nearby. It says he's divorced, has two kids one girl one boy. It also says he wasn't there for questioning."
"Why?"
"It says he was out of town, told by his ex-wife, Marcie." Jinny looked up from the Hilton Murder case folder.
"Who do they know the Hiltons?" Stacy asked.
"I don't know. I'm going to ask Mr. Jack now."
"I'm going with you."

Jinny knocked on the door. No answer. She knocked again. Finally, she kicked the door down.
The room was dark, even though it was sunny outside.
"Looks spooky." Said Stacy. Jinny was going to say something, but she kept her mouth shut.
"Hello?" Jinny called. "Mr. Jack? Police. We need to talk to you. Mr. Jack? I don't think he's home."
"Maybe he's upstairs, doing crack."
"That's the stuipest thing you said all day."
"Could be true."
"How?"
"Don't you watch CSI?"
"Why me God?" Jinny asked, looking at the ceiling.
All of a sudden, the door closed and somebody held a gun to Stacy's head. An arm came around Jinny's neck.

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Ohhh, you HAVE to post more right away! Don't leave us hanging!
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"Are you Frank Jack?" Jinny asked, remaining calm.
"Who wants to know?"
"The poilce do." Stacy said.
"Well you won't live long enough to find out." Frank was about pull the trigger on Stacy and choke Jinny when Jinny stepped on his foot.
Jack threw the women to the floor. Jinny found her gun. Frank held his gun at her. They pulled there triggers at the same time. Jinny missed Frank, but Frank shot Jinny.

"Oh." Jinny opened her eyes and tried to move, but she couldn't.
"Exsted." Said a woman's voice. "You're awake."
Jinny turned to her side. Captain Kate, Magda and Stacy were around her.
"How are you?" Magda asked.
"Fine." Jinny said weakly.
The doctor walked in the room.
"Excuse me. I have to check Ms. Exsted."
The women walked out of the room. A few minutes later, the doctor did too.
Jinny was about to go to sleep when she heard the door open. She turned to her side. CD was standing in the door.

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holy ****!!! u'd better post more!!! and make it quick!!!!!!!!1
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