Ways to know if you're a scary stalker (Girls Only!) - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Janice Johnson · 01-09-2004, 12:23 PM

Ways to know if you are too obsessed with your crush.

1. You think about him so much, you can't eat, sleep, or study as much as you used to.
2. To find out where he lives, you chase his car 6 blocks.
3.You have told everyone you know to call you by your first name and your obsession, er crush's last name.
4.(For all you hackers out there), you hack into the school's computer and find out when and where all his classes are, and you change your schedule completely to match his.
5.You, to know what his number is, call everyone with his last name in the phone book. (His last name is Perez)!
6.You walk around like a zombie repeating his name over and over and saying stuff like "he is so cute and so sweet and he's going to be mine".
7.When you ask him out, and he says no, you scream at him, "We were meant to be together!"
8. You go out of your way and drive past his house 8 TIMES, just to see his house.
9.You have stolen some of his possessions to have a little piece of him with him.
10.You have a shrine built in his worship, and you worship that shrine every night.
11. You have called him at night, and disguising your voice, subtly tell him how much (Your first name) likes him.
12. You do magic spells so that you and he will be together.
13. You see him kissing another girl, and after he leaves, you tell her beotch, that's my man, and threaten to beat her up if she touches him again, or you actually beat her up without threatening her.
14. You leave him notes, which say "I love you and soon you will learn to love me too."
15. You tell everyone he's your boyfriend and you haven't even talked about that.
16. You constantly call him just to hear his voice.
17. You tell him that you can't wait for the day when you and he are husband and wife.
18. You spend most of your time daydreaming about him instead of having a life.
19. Your folder papers are full with (Your name plus his name equal together forever)
20. His parents are shocked by how often you come over for dinner and they notice that you spend an awful lot with their son.

Hollow · 01-09-2004, 06:34 PM

i only got 1 F on my report card today!!!!!!!

~*Hannah_Lee*~ · 01-10-2004, 01:38 AM

please tell me this information hasn't been gathered from experience....

Kristina · 01-10-2004, 01:41 AM

I'M ASEXUAL//./.,L!1111

Ewan's My Man · 01-10-2004, 02:28 AM

Ok...some of those questions can't apply to me...but

-I called London Information to try and get Ewan McGregor's phone number...unlisted...I tried for hours dude...
-Has decided that his wife will be oreoed to death...my friend and I will ATTACK w/ oreos! MUAHA!
-Found out, down to the MINUTE our age difference...18 years 2 months 6 days 9 hours 41 minutes
-Got his autograph...I just wonder if it's authentic
-Has pictures of him all over my room
-I go by Lauren McGregor
-Will blow kisses to anything w/ him on it
-Calls him my husband
-Is known to shout at whoever he is kissing on screen...
-Knows the DATE I became obsessed w/ him...March 22, 2002 thank you very much
-Owns both the Moulin Rouge DVD and video (oh, and I bought the dvd FIRST) so I could have it in the different rooms in my house
-Doctored pictures to get him to be kissing moi...

*ponders* all for now!

Janice Johnson · 01-10-2004, 09:57 AM

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Originally posted by ~*Hannah_Lee*~
please tell me this information hasn't been gathered from experience....

No.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 01-10-2004, 05:21 PM

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Originally posted by Janice Johnson
20. His parents are shocked by how often you come over for dinner and they notice that you spend an awful lot with their son.

OOo Lordy.

Rockapella722 · 01-10-2004, 10:55 PM

Let's see, here...

~ has searched Google to find Scott Leonard's phone number... and has called it, only to get the answering machine with his wife saying "Hi, you've reached Lisa, Scott, Jesse and Natalie..." Scared the bujeezus out of myself cuz it verified that it was his number, as his wife's name is Lisa and his kids' names are Jesse and Natalie.
~ Has Rockapella's tour schedule taped to her wall so she knows where he is at all times.
~ Spent $19 on Carmen Sandiego stickers, just to show him. (His response: an amazed "Wowwwww...")
~ Has his autograph... (*counts on fingers*) 6 times. One of them is personally written TO ME and - get this - it says "LOVE, Scott Leonard." Yeeee. I watched him write it. *withers*
~ Has also figured out how far apart we were born, but only down to days... as no fan knows what TIME he was born. (He is 21 years and 3 days older than me.)
~ Has touched his pretty blonde hair.
~ Has called him girly to his face and was not scared to do so. His response, of course, was laughter.
~ He once walked me to the door. I said "Goodbye, Scott!" and he said "Thanks for coming, sweetheart!"
~ drove 7 hours to a concert in Indianapolis so I could hear ONE specific song ("Indiana") that he sings lead on, that Rockapella does ONLY in Indiana... of course.
~ Has pictures all over her room. (In frames, enlarged, posters --- autographed and not)
~ Emails him on his birthday every year to wish him a happy birthday
~ Talks about him incessantly
~ Doesn't mind being called Katie Leonard at all.

~ Refers to him regularly as "my boy" or "my Scotty".
~ Whenever there's a Rockapella concert going on at that exact moment somewhere else far away and I cannot be there (like RIGHT NOW) I sing Scott Leonard solos at the top of my lungs.

Can't think of any other signs of stalker-dom. Which is either a good thing or a bad thing. You decide.

Janice Johnson · 02-11-2006, 07:45 AM

But a BIG percentage of you guys's replies are to crushes on celebrities. The first post was pertianing to crushes on non-celebrity people(AKA regular people), like that guy you see on the P.E. court at your school.

EmoJoe · 02-11-2006, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Janice Johnson

But a BIG percentage of you guys's replies are to crushes on celebrities. The first post was pertianing to crushes on non-celebrity people(AKA regular people), like that guy you see on the P.E. court at your school.

do you ALWAYS bump up your old topics...for no reason at all?

Janice Johnson · 02-11-2006, 04:19 PM

Which number do you think is the scariest?

Hollow · 02-11-2006, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Janice Johnson

Which number do you think is the scariest?

#janicejohnson

EmoJoe · 02-11-2006, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by safety pin

#janicejohnson

dawsongirl · 02-11-2006, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Janice Johnson

Ways to know if you are too obsessed with your crush.

8. You go out of your way and drive past his house 8 TIMES, just to see his house.

18. You spend most of your time daydreaming about him instead of having a life.

19. Your folder papers are full with (Your name plus his name equal together forever)

Well, 3 out of 20 isn't terrible. Plus all the above was in high school. I also looked him up on my office's computer system to see if he'd ever been seen out there...and I did find him. Found out where he works and everything. lol And I don't even like this guy anymore.

Courtnee · 02-12-2006, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by safety pin

#janicejohnson

01-09-2004, 12:23 PM	#1
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	Ways to know if you're a scary stalker (Girls Only!) Ways to know if you are too obsessed with your crush. 1. You think about him so much, you can't eat, sleep, or study as much as you used to. 2. To find out where he lives, you chase his car 6 blocks. 3.You have told everyone you know to call you by your first name and your obsession, er crush's last name. 4.(For all you hackers out there), you hack into the school's computer and find out when and where all his classes are, and you change your schedule completely to match his. 5.You, to know what his number is, call everyone with his last name in the phone book. (His last name is Perez)! 6.You walk around like a zombie repeating his name over and over and saying stuff like "he is so cute and so sweet and he's going to be mine". 7.When you ask him out, and he says no, you scream at him, "We were meant to be together!" 8. You go out of your way and drive past his house 8 TIMES, just to see his house. 9.You have stolen some of his possessions to have a little piece of him with him. 10.You have a shrine built in his worship, and you worship that shrine every night. 11. You have called him at night, and disguising your voice, subtly tell him how much (Your first name) likes him. 12. You do magic spells so that you and he will be together. 13. You see him kissing another girl, and after he leaves, you tell her beotch, that's my man, and threaten to beat her up if she touches him again, or you actually beat her up without threatening her. 14. You leave him notes, which say "I love you and soon you will learn to love me too." 15. You tell everyone he's your boyfriend and you haven't even talked about that. 16. You constantly call him just to hear his voice. 17. You tell him that you can't wait for the day when you and he are husband and wife. 18. You spend most of your time daydreaming about him instead of having a life. 19. Your folder papers are full with (Your name plus his name equal together forever) 20. His parents are shocked by how often you come over for dinner and they notice that you spend an awful lot with their son.
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01-10-2004, 01:38 AM	#3
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01-10-2004, 02:28 AM	#5
Ewan's My Man I'll Cover You Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 29, 2001 Location: Beneath the opera house... Posts: 5,682	Ok...some of those questions can't apply to me...but -I called London Information to try and get Ewan McGregor's phone number...unlisted...I tried for hours dude... -Has decided that his wife will be oreoed to death...my friend and I will ATTACK w/ oreos! MUAHA! -Found out, down to the MINUTE our age difference...18 years 2 months 6 days 9 hours 41 minutes -Got his autograph...I just wonder if it's authentic -Has pictures of him all over my room -I go by Lauren McGregor -Will blow kisses to anything w/ him on it -Calls him my husband -Is known to shout at whoever he is kissing on screen... -Knows the DATE I became obsessed w/ him...March 22, 2002 thank you very much -Owns both the Moulin Rouge DVD and video (oh, and I bought the dvd FIRST) so I could have it in the different rooms in my house -Doctored pictures to get him to be kissing moi... ponders all for now!
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01-10-2004, 10:55 PM	#8
Rockapella722 .B.A.D.G.E.R. .G.I.R.L. Senior Member Join Date: Oct 28, 2001 Location: Madison, WI Posts: 1,489	Let's see, here... ~ has searched Google to find Scott Leonard's phone number... and has called it, only to get the answering machine with his wife saying "Hi, you've reached Lisa, Scott, Jesse and Natalie..." Scared the bujeezus out of myself cuz it verified that it was his number, as his wife's name is Lisa and his kids' names are Jesse and Natalie. ~ Has Rockapella's tour schedule taped to her wall so she knows where he is at all times. ~ Spent $19 on Carmen Sandiego stickers, just to show him. (His response: an amazed "Wowwwww...") ~ Has his autograph... (counts on fingers) 6 times. One of them is personally written TO ME and - get this - it says "LOVE, Scott Leonard." Yeeee. I watched him write it. withers ~ Has also figured out how far apart we were born, but only down to days... as no fan knows what TIME he was born. (He is 21 years and 3 days older than me.) ~ Has touched his pretty blonde hair. ~ Has called him girly to his face and was not scared to do so. His response, of course, was laughter. ~ He once walked me to the door. I said "Goodbye, Scott!" and he said "Thanks for coming, sweetheart!" ~ drove 7 hours to a concert in Indianapolis so I could hear ONE specific song ("Indiana") that he sings lead on, that Rockapella does ONLY in Indiana... of course. ~ Has pictures all over her room. (In frames, enlarged, posters --- autographed and not) ~ Emails him on his birthday every year to wish him a happy birthday ~ Talks about him incessantly ~ Doesn't mind being called Katie Leonard at all. ~ Refers to him regularly as "my boy" or "my Scotty". ~ Whenever there's a Rockapella concert going on at that exact moment somewhere else far away and I cannot be there (like RIGHT NOW) I sing Scott Leonard solos at the top of my lungs. Can't think of any other signs of stalker-dom. Which is either a good thing or a bad thing. You decide. Attached Images
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01-09-2004, 06:34 PM	#2
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	i only got 1 F on my report card today!!!!!!!

01-10-2004, 01:41 AM	#4
Kristina Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Mar 27, 2001 Location: CaLiFoRnIa, UsA Posts: 8,890	I'M ASEXUAL//./.,L!1111

02-11-2006, 07:45 AM	#9
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	But a BIG percentage of you guys's replies are to crushes on celebrities. The first post was pertianing to crushes on non-celebrity people(AKA regular people), like that guy you see on the P.E. court at your school.

02-11-2006, 04:19 PM	#11
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,740	Which number do you think is the scariest?