TJL Ties The Knot In Wild Weekend Wedding! - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

TJL · 01-06-2004, 11:27 PM

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NEW YORK - The Sitcoms Online community was thrown into a tizzy with the announcement that Senior Member TJL married actress Jennifer Love Hewitt over the weekend after a booze filed bar hopping courtship.
The former “Party Of Five” temptress met the Sitcoms Online heartthrob at the opening night party for the lavish Will Smith musical “Gettin’ Jiggy With It” when their titanic entourages crashed into each other en route to the crab puffs. “TJL and Jennifer really hit it off,” An eyewitness whispered. “They were giggling and laughing with each other as their flunkies laid before them in a twisted pile of pain. It was really sweet.”
The canoodling couple ditched the “Jiggy” shindig and hit the town, downing shots and sucking face at every watering hole in Manhattan. “He was calling her J-Love and speaking to her in French,” a spy noted. “I don’t think she knew any French because he called her an umbrella and she just kept smiling.”
Tongues were wagging when TJL and J-Love exchanged wedding vows in a quickie ceremony at the Bellvue Bar just before last call, the bride wearing an off white “I

New York” T-shirt purchased at a nearby souvenir shop. “I can’t believe they found a place that sells bridal veils at 3:45 in the morning,” yet another spy noted. “I think it was a bit much, but TJL looked fabulous in it.”
The bride and groom then hopped in a nearby taxi and sped off to the nearest honeymoon suite, leaving behind a cheering crowd of onlookers and one big ass bar tab.
The next morning TJL dispatched a fleet of lawyers to annul the crap out of the wedding when the hung over bridegroom discovered the perky TV/movie actress he thought he married turned out to be some grad student from Brooklyn who kinda looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt if you take your glasses off and squint really really really hard.

PashminaDietrich · 01-06-2004, 11:33 PM

Ewan's My Man · 01-06-2004, 11:55 PM

dandelion wine · 01-06-2004, 11:56 PM

Awwww.

Mr. Television · 01-07-2004, 12:01 AM

-*Leah*- · 01-07-2004, 12:01 AM

LOL

david&maddie4ever · 01-07-2004, 12:03 AM

That was great!

~*Hannah_Lee*~ · 01-07-2004, 12:05 AM

Stormtracker TF · 01-07-2004, 12:10 AM

LOL

Brian · 01-07-2004, 12:19 AM

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 01-07-2004, 12:31 AM

LMFAO.

*InThisMoment* · 01-07-2004, 01:18 AM

OMG.

Janice · 01-07-2004, 01:27 AM

Raven-Symone · 01-07-2004, 01:34 AM

PZelda · 01-07-2004, 01:37 AM

01-06-2004, 11:27 PM	#1
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	TJL Ties The Knot In Wild Weekend Wedding! More hot news from the Sitcoms Online Press: NEW YORK - The Sitcoms Online community was thrown into a tizzy with the announcement that Senior Member TJL married actress Jennifer Love Hewitt over the weekend after a booze filed bar hopping courtship. The former “Party Of Five” temptress met the Sitcoms Online heartthrob at the opening night party for the lavish Will Smith musical “Gettin’ Jiggy With It” when their titanic entourages crashed into each other en route to the crab puffs. “TJL and Jennifer really hit it off,” An eyewitness whispered. “They were giggling and laughing with each other as their flunkies laid before them in a twisted pile of pain. It was really sweet.” The canoodling couple ditched the “Jiggy” shindig and hit the town, downing shots and sucking face at every watering hole in Manhattan. “He was calling her J-Love and speaking to her in French,” a spy noted. “I don’t think she knew any French because he called her an umbrella and she just kept smiling.” Tongues were wagging when TJL and J-Love exchanged wedding vows in a quickie ceremony at the Bellvue Bar just before last call, the bride wearing an off white “I New York” T-shirt purchased at a nearby souvenir shop. “I can’t believe they found a place that sells bridal veils at 3:45 in the morning,” yet another spy noted. “I think it was a bit much, but TJL looked fabulous in it.” The bride and groom then hopped in a nearby taxi and sped off to the nearest honeymoon suite, leaving behind a cheering crowd of onlookers and one big ass bar tab. The next morning TJL dispatched a fleet of lawyers to annul the crap out of the wedding when the hung over bridegroom discovered the perky TV/movie actress he thought he married turned out to be some grad student from Brooklyn who kinda looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt if you take your glasses off and squint really really really hard.
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