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Beavis · 01-05-2004, 01:10 PM

A cow is grazing in the fields and a chicken approaches it and begins to jump over the cow, back and forth and back and forth. And the cow says, "I bet you wouldn't do that in the summer."

Beavis · 01-07-2004, 10:05 PM

You're supposed to add a joke here?

BlackKitty87 · 01-09-2004, 02:34 AM

A rough looking women in her fifties was sitting ay a bar. She had incredibly hairy armpits so whenever she raised her arm to order a drink a massive hair was visible to all of her fellow drinkers. At closing time a drunk at the far end of the bar pointed to the women and said to the bartender Id like to buy the ballerina a drink. Shes not a ballerina said the bartender. What makes you think she is a ballerina? The drunk replied: Any girl that can lift her legs that high has to be a ballerina.

01-05-2004, 01:10 PM	#1
Beavis Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 19, 2003 Location: TVLAND Posts: 725	The Joke Game A cow is grazing in the fields and a chicken approaches it and begins to jump over the cow, back and forth and back and forth. And the cow says, "I bet you wouldn't do that in the summer."

01-09-2004, 02:34 AM	#3
BlackKitty87 Flowerchild Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 19, 2003 Location: PA Posts: 351	A rough looking women in her fifties was sitting ay a bar. She had incredibly hairy armpits so whenever she raised her arm to order a drink a massive hair was visible to all of her fellow drinkers. At closing time a drunk at the far end of the bar pointed to the women and said to the bartender Id like to buy the ballerina a drink. Shes not a ballerina said the bartender. What makes you think she is a ballerina? The drunk replied: Any girl that can lift her legs that high has to be a ballerina.
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01-07-2004, 10:05 PM	#2
Beavis Member Forum Regular Join Date: Sep 19, 2003 Location: TVLAND Posts: 725	You're supposed to add a joke here?