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Old 01-04-2004, 01:18 AM   #1
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Hey I just got a new cell phone and I need something funny to say for my voicemail. Any ideas or suggestions???????????
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I have a really obnoxiously long message of just random stuff so my friends get pissed from waiting and hang up. Those messages cost me, man.
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I had my friend do mine. It says "Hi. This is Amy. Well...no actually it isn't. But this is her phone. She's not here so...call her back or something."
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Hey I just got a new cell phone and I need something funny to say for my voicemail. Any ideas or suggestions???????????
Hi im not here to take your call. If your my friend or <?> please leave a message after the beep. If your an obnoxious salesman, telemarketer or <someone you dislike> please press 5 and hang up, thankyou for calling.
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My old one went like this....

"Hello? <pause> hello?! <pause> Oh hey, how are you? What's up? Wait... I can't hear you..!"

I actually got some morons to think I had picked up the phone! Then I was like "Haha yeah... you're a loser. Leave a message".

Now mine is just "Hey, it Karly.. can't take your call.. leave me a message and I'll get back to you"
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My old one went like this....

"Hello? <pause> hello?! <pause> Oh hey, how are you? What's up? Wait... I can't hear you..!"

I actually got some morons to think I had picked up the phone! Then I was like "Haha yeah... you're a loser. Leave a message".
Yeah that was witty.
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Old 01-04-2004, 07:17 PM   #7
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"Hey, it Karly.. can't take your call.. leave me a message and I'll get back to you"
Hi Karly, this is Kitt....Just calling to ask what time you're heading out for the pic-nic. See you there! Bye.
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