Best Quote Ever - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

brainlesschild09 · 01-03-2004, 10:59 PM

What is your favorite Simpsons quote?
Mine is definatly:
"Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse!" -Homer

yankeedog79 · 01-05-2004, 09:28 PM

"Don't have a cow, man!"

REDKISH 4X4 · 01-06-2004, 02:54 PM

Homer: Yes son, you can have an electric guitar just like your old man
Bart: Dad, I was asking if I could get a job?
Homer: Gig, son. When you're a musician, a job is called a gig.

The quote was from the episode I DIDN'T DO IT.

sniffmagikmarkrs · 01-08-2004, 02:48 AM

Nelson: Butler stop Buteling yourself

tattoored666 · 01-09-2004, 04:51 AM

"To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems".

REDKISH 4X4 · 08-11-2004, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by tattoored666
"To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems".

That was hilarious

I've got another one: Homer once opened the TV, and Afternoon Yak was on. Suddenly the host said 'Men', and all the girls in the show went boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, then Homer changes the Channel

Another one? in Frank Grime's funiral Homer snores out loud and then says 'Marge, change the channel', and everybody laughs. Historical

gmpurple · 09-29-2004, 11:58 AM

YVAN EHT NIOJ

Bea · 09-29-2004, 01:01 PM

Deffinatly the unforgetable "D'OH!"

bronxgirl · 09-29-2004, 06:29 PM

HOMER : Why should I leave America to visit America Jr ?!? (referring to our neighbors of the North)

yankeedog79 · 10-03-2004, 01:08 AM

This is my favorite!

MARGE: You sound like you're going to buy a pony! Now, promise me you won't!
HOMER: Hmm!
MARGE: What was that? Was that a yes or a no?
HOMER: Buh!
MARGE: Those aren't even words!
HOMER: Snuh!
MARGE: Hmm!

In case you don't know what "Snuh" means, it stands for Springfieldians for Nonviolence, Understanding, and Helping.

Alicia Blair · 10-31-2004, 04:09 AM

Homer to Bart: Son,just promise me you'll try
Bart: "Ok Dad,i'll try".
Homer: (getting angry) "Anyone can try! I want you to win!"

From dead putting society

Homer: They suck.They're the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

Homer: "I dont wanna look like a weirdo.I'll take the Moo-Moo".

01-03-2004, 10:59 PM	#1
brainlesschild09 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 03, 2004 Location: At the Computer Posts: 416	Best Quote Ever What is your favorite Simpsons quote? Mine is definatly: "Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse!" -Homer

01-05-2004, 09:28 PM	#2
yankeedog79 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 24, 2003 Location: College Point Posts: 119	"Don't have a cow, man!"
	__________________ Geoffrey Ludwig OK, I'm a corndog!

01-06-2004, 02:54 PM	#3
REDKISH 4X4 God bless Television Frequent Poster Join Date: Dec 31, 2003 Location: London, England Posts: 172	Homer: Yes son, you can have an electric guitar just like your old man Bart: Dad, I was asking if I could get a job? Homer: Gig, son. When you're a musician, a job is called a gig. The quote was from the episode I DIDN'T DO IT. Attached Images
	__________________ www.alonstop.com I did dream the porno Cabaret! I have proof, but I forgot it in Arsewipe Avenue.

09-29-2004, 01:01 PM	#8
Bea Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 19, 2003 Location: On Fonzie's bike outside Arnold's Posts: 795	Deffinatly the unforgetable "D'OH!"
	__________________ "D'OH!"- Homer Simpson

10-31-2004, 04:09 AM	#11
Alicia Blair Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 28, 2004 Location: Here on Earth Posts: 70	Homer to Bart: Son,just promise me you'll try Bart: "Ok Dad,i'll try". Homer: (getting angry) "Anyone can try! I want you to win!" From dead putting society Homer: They suck.They're the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Homer: "I dont wanna look like a weirdo.I'll take the Moo-Moo".
	__________________ George Costanza's answering machine:Believe it or not George isn't at home please leave a message at the beep.I must be out or I'd pick up the phone Where could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home. Ohhh only 865,7970,6067 days till I start caring what you think Gracie:I ran away. I took a limo. Fran Fine: (to Sylvia) I ran away, I took a banana. Jeannie pink and delicious.Granting her master's wishes.Making NASA suspicious.Sexy.Dreamy and dancy.Gorgeous.Every mans fancy

01-08-2004, 02:48 AM	#4
sniffmagikmarkrs meant to be Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 08, 2004 Location: Lanford, Illinois Posts: 131	Nelson: Butler stop Buteling yourself

01-09-2004, 04:51 AM	#5
tattoored666 Stay Sick! Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 09, 2003 Location: Utah Posts: 205	"To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems".

09-29-2004, 11:58 AM	#7
gmpurple Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Sep 29, 2004 Posts: 4	YVAN EHT NIOJ

09-29-2004, 06:29 PM	#9
bronxgirl Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 26, 2004 Location: Oakland CA physically, NYC in spirit Posts: 141	HOMER : Why should I leave America to visit America Jr ?!? (referring to our neighbors of the North)

10-03-2004, 01:08 AM	#10
yankeedog79 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 24, 2003 Location: College Point Posts: 119	This is my favorite! MARGE: You sound like you're going to buy a pony! Now, promise me you won't! HOMER: Hmm! MARGE: What was that? Was that a yes or a no? HOMER: Buh! MARGE: Those aren't even words! HOMER: Snuh! MARGE: Hmm! In case you don't know what "Snuh" means, it stands for Springfieldians for Nonviolence, Understanding, and Helping.