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CheersChild4life · 01-03-2004, 10:39 PM

Cliff: "It's a little known fact there Normie that the Nomads were actually.."

Norm: (sarcasticly)"The first to invent electricty?"

Cliff: ( Looking embaressed) "... No"

(Sam interupts)

Sam: "Ok guys watcha wanna order tonight"

Cliff: "Nothing for me tonight Sammy.... I have a date"

Norm: "What? A date? Cliff you haven't had a date in what 6 years!"

Cliff: "O contrare, I've been seeing this girl for ehh near two months now! I have a good feeling about this one...she could be the one!''

Sam: "Cliff, that's what you said about the cleaning lady."

Cliff: "Hey! You shoulda seen the way she was looking at me."

Norm: "Cliff, she was 86 years old!"

Cliff: "Love knows no age Normie!"

(Cliff's date walks in)

Norm: "Cliff? Is that your date?"

Cliff:"Why yes it is there Norm."

Norm: "She actually looks like she can come out without a bag on her head, unlike you Cliff! Whatever happend to that bag?"

Cliff: "I dunno, I think the paper disolved when Carla poured the beer on my head. Don't get that stuff in your eyes, it can really burn!''

Anne: "Cliff, Cliff I'm over here."

Cliff:"Be right there Anne!C-ya later, don't wait up for me."

Norm: "Don't worry Cliff 7 O' Clock is a little too late for us."

Cliff: "Ah Normie you big lug!"

(At dinner)

Anne: "I'll take the Chicken..."

Cliff: "Marry me!"

Watch out for part 2 comin at ya soon~!~

barwars · 01-03-2004, 11:04 PM

Its good....
but put who says what if you could.

CheersChild4life · 01-03-2004, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by barwars88
Its good....
but put who says what if you could.

No prob!

Dannie IsNotHere · 01-09-2004, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
Anne: "I'll take the Chicken..."
Cliff: "Marry me!"

That reminded me of Niles and C.C.!!

CheersChild4life · 01-09-2004, 11:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RebeccaHoweNo.2
That reminded me of Niles and C.C.!!

That's where I got the idea shhh

barwars · 01-10-2004, 01:38 PM

maybe this is a dumb question but....
Niles and CC??

Dannie IsNotHere · 01-10-2004, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CheersChild4life
That's where I got the idea shhh

That's what I thought. Hehehe... good idea mixing it up with Cheers, though.

Niles and C.C. are from The Nanny... we're both into that show, too.

CheersChild4life · 05-01-2004, 10:50 PM

Part 2 Haters, stalkers, and Drunks,

Anne: Why Cliff I don't what to say. I'm blushing.

Cliff: Say yes Anne, I'll make you happy!

Anne: Cliff your arpartment is so tiny with your mother and all.

Cliff: You're talking carzy there Anne! There's plenty of room on the coach.

Anne: Cliff, I gotta level with you. There's another man.

Cliff: Anne how, how can you do that to me I thought you loved me!

Anne: Love you! Cliff you're a mail man, I can't love a mail man.

Cliff: Who's the man Anne.

Anne: Derek, Derek Mitchel...

Cliff: The FED EX MAN! Anne have you no shame!

Anne: I'm sorry Cliff. (Anne walks out)

(waiter still standing there)

Cliff: What are you lookin at frenchie.

(The next day)

Cliff: (talking to self) I'll show you Anne, everywhere you go I'll be there. I'm a mailman remember. That's right Anne stock the vases and all your cheap potery barn knock offs.

(Cliff now right behind Anne)

(Anne jumps when she turns around)

Anne: Damnit Cliff what are you doing here! Can't you take no as an answer!

Cliff: Technically Anne you never said no. You just walked out. Letting me set there looking like a dweeb.

Anne: Well Cliff the answers no! No get the hell away before I get the fed ex to kick you're mail box loving but!

Cliff: You'll regret this Anne!

01-03-2004, 10:39 PM	#1
CheersChild4life Absolutely Fabulous Senior Member Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Somwhere Fabulous Posts: 2,814	Fools in Love Cliff: "It's a little known fact there Normie that the Nomads were actually.." Norm: (sarcasticly)"The first to invent electricty?" Cliff: ( Looking embaressed) "... No" (Sam interupts) Sam: "Ok guys watcha wanna order tonight" Cliff: "Nothing for me tonight Sammy.... I have a date" Norm: "What? A date? Cliff you haven't had a date in what 6 years!" Cliff: "O contrare, I've been seeing this girl for ehh near two months now! I have a good feeling about this one...she could be the one!'' Sam: "Cliff, that's what you said about the cleaning lady." Cliff: "Hey! You shoulda seen the way she was looking at me." Norm: "Cliff, she was 86 years old!" Cliff: "Love knows no age Normie!" (Cliff's date walks in) Norm: "Cliff? Is that your date?" Cliff:"Why yes it is there Norm." Norm: "She actually looks like she can come out without a bag on her head, unlike you Cliff! Whatever happend to that bag?" Cliff: "I dunno, I think the paper disolved when Carla poured the beer on my head. Don't get that stuff in your eyes, it can really burn!'' Anne: "Cliff, Cliff I'm over here." Cliff:"Be right there Anne!C-ya later, don't wait up for me." Norm: "Don't worry Cliff 7 O' Clock is a little too late for us." Cliff: "Ah Normie you big lug!" (At dinner) Anne: "I'll take the Chicken..." Cliff: "Marry me!" Watch out for part 2 comin at ya soon~!~
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01-03-2004, 11:04 PM	#2
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	Its good.... but put who says what if you could.

01-10-2004, 01:38 PM	#6
barwars .. Forum Star Join Date: May 04, 2002 Posts: 13,273	maybe this is a dumb question but.... Niles and CC??

05-01-2004, 10:50 PM	#8
CheersChild4life Absolutely Fabulous Senior Member Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Somwhere Fabulous Posts: 2,814	Part 2 Haters, stalkers, and Drunks, Anne: Why Cliff I don't what to say. I'm blushing. Cliff: Say yes Anne, I'll make you happy! Anne: Cliff your arpartment is so tiny with your mother and all. Cliff: You're talking carzy there Anne! There's plenty of room on the coach. Anne: Cliff, I gotta level with you. There's another man. Cliff: Anne how, how can you do that to me I thought you loved me! Anne: Love you! Cliff you're a mail man, I can't love a mail man. Cliff: Who's the man Anne. Anne: Derek, Derek Mitchel... Cliff: The FED EX MAN! Anne have you no shame! Anne: I'm sorry Cliff. (Anne walks out) (waiter still standing there) Cliff: What are you lookin at frenchie. (The next day) Cliff: (talking to self) I'll show you Anne, everywhere you go I'll be there. I'm a mailman remember. That's right Anne stock the vases and all your cheap potery barn knock offs. (Cliff now right behind Anne) (Anne jumps when she turns around) Anne: Damnit Cliff what are you doing here! Can't you take no as an answer! Cliff: Technically Anne you never said no. You just walked out. Letting me set there looking like a dweeb. Anne: Well Cliff the answers no! No get the hell away before I get the fed ex to kick you're mail box loving but! Cliff: You'll regret this Anne!