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Old 12-30-2003, 11:55 PM   #1
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Default Failed relationships on The Division

I have come to realize that it's rare for these people to actually HAVE a GOOD relationship.

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Kate

-Divorced and back in a relationship w/ Louis
-And had that really great boyfriend...Ross? Who disappeared into thin air.

Raina
-She dated what's his face...Omar Gooding? and then he's gone
-And now she's gonna date that loser guy...

Magda
-Peter...wasn't really a relationship...but I'm gonna put him down
-Gabe...she's just screwing that one up
-Dr. Dude...whatever his name was...the guy that caused all us Gilmore Girls fans to watch the show and be like, "STUPID *****!" and then realize he's just a tv character

Nate
-His exwife...
-Lily...the stupidest move on his part
-And whatever the hell happened between he and CD (but we can just pretend they didn't have a failed relationship)

CD
-Her exhusband...good riddance
-That lawyer dude...the stupidest move on HER part
-And whatever the hell happened between her and Nate

Jinny
Jinny Jinny Jinny...oh lordy where to start...
-All of her lil sex partners including Bob and his roommate
-Teddy...He came...He left...He came again...and he disappeared into thin air
-Jack...I loved him...and they're getting rid of him too
-And now she's getting a new man?!?! God help the writers of TD

And now on to the unimportant cast members

Amanda
-I lost count of all her lil...relationships...

John Jr.
-What was it...4 divorces?

John Sr.
-Living two lives...tsk tsk...

So yea, that's all I can think of at the current moment. I think Angela was the only one who knew howta have a relationship.

Feel free to add to the list.
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Old 12-31-2003, 12:42 AM   #2
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LOL....thats funny... ...I think Angela is the only one who had a stable love life....who knows what would have happend if she was still on the show though.....
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I have thought the exact same thing! It's like the writers don't want any relationship to work out. With Nate and CD, I thought that FINALLY the show could have a good relationship, but then noooo...
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LOL I think that's funny. But, think. It is Lifetime. Divorce and death are what it's all about.

I thought of another one for John Sr. Remember in Brave New World, where Jinny walks in on them? I can't remember her name now, but that's such a great episode. Probably the funniest.
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Kate

-Divorced and back in a relationship w/ Louis
-And had that really great boyfriend...Ross? Who disappeared into thin air.

Don't forget that ADA guy...Allen? I think that was his name.

Anyways, that was funny. But its true. None of them can stay with one person that long. Oh the Drama.

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Don't forget that ADA guy...Allen? I think that was his name.

Anyways, that was funny. But its true. None of them can stay with one person that long. Oh the Drama.
Oh yea!! Forgot about him!
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LOL I think that's funny. But, think. It is Lifetime. Divorce and death are what it's all about.

I thought of another one for John Sr. Remember in Brave New World, where Jinny walks in on them? I can't remember her name now, but that's such a great episode. Probably the funniest.
Haha, that would be so scarring if I ever walked in on that...
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I think Dean Caine is inflicted or affected by the so called "Superman" curse. Oh Lord!
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The TD writers are kinda throwing some depressing stuff out there. I wonder if actual cops who actually watch the show would be offended by the fact that they are being portrayed as a working group who can't keep relationships...

...probably not. Guess happiness isn't dramatic?










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Today my mom was like I better watch The Division today so i understand what happens next week. Then I told her that C.D. wasn't going to come back and she was like "Then who's Nate gonna date?" Then she asked what I thought about Jinny and Jack's relationship and i said "They're gettting divorced but there's some new guy she's gonna go out with" and then she's like "She's gonna screw it up"
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