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12-28-2003, 03:17 AM
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Why did Michael Jackson go to Wal Mart?
He heard that little boys underwear was half off!
 *Please note, I am not the one who put this in here. I know it has nothing to do with music.* |
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12-28-2003, 04:33 AM
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What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
"Hey you! Get out of my son!"
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12-28-2003, 05:11 AM
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LOL
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12-28-2003, 09:35 AM
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What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?
When the big hand touches the little hand. 
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12-28-2003, 11:54 AM
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's white plastic and not safe around your children...and the other one carries your groceries. |
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12-28-2003, 12:31 PM
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Re: Why did Micheal Jackson go to Wal Mart?
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Any joke about Wacko Jacko IS not funny!!!!!!!!! |
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12-28-2003, 12:34 PM
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12-28-2003, 12:46 PM
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Jackson Jokes
We were already poking fun with Wacko Jacko on the Jackson Is In Custody!! thread a few weeks ago. You guys can read more jokes there. I think there is also a link to another website that has a lot more Michael Jackson jokes.
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12-28-2003, 01:21 PM
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Re: Re: Why did Micheal Jackson go to Wal Mart?
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It's hilarious
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12-28-2003, 02:00 PM
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12-28-2003, 02:05 PM
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I missed you all. *hugs*
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12-28-2003, 02:45 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Why did Micheal Jackson go to Wal Mart?
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 WE DONT MAKE FUN OF MICHAEL. GOD DAMMIT. |
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12-28-2003, 03:36 PM
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avatars are stupid.
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Get some new material guys.. HEARD EM ALL
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12-28-2003, 04:37 PM
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12-28-2003, 05:08 PM
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This is the premiere of this one.
Why did Michael Jackson enter the Never Land Ranch? |
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