The 12 Days Of Television

[Sal]

Here's a little something for you to look at while celebrating the holidays. It's a song I wrote called "The 12 Days of Television" which you can sing to the tune "The 12 Days Of Christmas". Since many of you should already know the original song, I'll try to keep my version as short as possible.



On the 1st day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:

"The Partridge Family"!

On the 2nd day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:

"My Two Dads" and 'The Partridge Family".

On the 3rd day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:

"Three's Company"
"My Two Dads"
and "The Partridge Family".

On the 4th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:

4 little "Monkees"
"Three's Company"
'My Two Dads"
and "The Partridge Family".

On the 5th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:

5 "Golden Girls"!
4 little "Monkees"
"Three's Company"
'My Two Dads"
and "The Partridge Family".

On the 6th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:

"Six Feet Under"
5 "Golden Girls"
4 little "Monkees"
etc. etc.

On the 7th day of "Sweeps Week", my TV showed to me:

"7th Heaven"
"Six Feet Under"
5 "Golden Girls"
4 little "Monkees"
etc.

On the 8th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:

"8 Simple Rules"
"7th Heaven"
"Six Feet Under"
5 "Golden Girls"
etc.

On the 9th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:

9 Bradys singing!
"8 Simple Rules"
"7th Heaven"
"Six Feet Under"
etc.

On the 10th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:

"Just The Ten Of Us"
9 Bradys singing
"8 Simple Rules"
etc.

On the 11th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:

11 hours of "Survivor"
"Just The Ten Of Us"
9 Bradys singing
"8 Simple Rules"
etc.

On the 12th day of Sweeps Week, my TV showed to me:

12 Jerry Springers!!!!

11 hours of "Survivor"
"Just The Ten Of Us"
9 Bradys singing
"8 Simple Rules"
"7th Heaven"
"Six Feet Under"
5 "Golden Girls"
4 little "Monkees"
"Three's Company"
"My Two Dads"...

...and "The Partridge Family"!!!


Merry Christmas Everyone!!!!!!!!!

[I Love Carol Burnett!]

That was cute here's my version
On the first day of Christmas the Tv gave to me...
I crazy red-head named Lucy

On the second day of Christmas the Tv gave to me...
2 roomates named Laverne and Shirley

On the third day of Christmas the Tv gave to me...
Three people whisling The Andy Griffith Show theme song

On the fourth day of Christmas the Tv gave to me...
Four Golden Girls

On the fifith day of Christmas the Tv gave to me...
Five people on The Facts of Life

On the sixth day of Christmas the Tv gave to me...
Six students on Saved by the Bell

On the seventh day of Christmas the Tv gave to me...
7 stranded castaways on Gilligans Island

On the eighth daty on Christmas the Tv gave to me
8 people on Mama's Family

On the 9th day of Christmas the Tv gave to me..
9 Carol Burnett Sketches

On the 10th day of Christmas the Tv gave to me...
10 epsiodes of Three's Comapny

On the 11th day of Christmas the Tv gave to me...
11 pent-houses up on Diff'rent Strokes

On the 12th day of Christmas the Tv gave to me...
12 bar stools @ Cheers

[musicradio77]

Here's the most common version of "The 12 Days of Christmas" uses my favorite shows.

One the first day of Christmas, my favorites gave to me:

A guy named Gene Rayburn.

On the second day of Christmas, my favorites gave to me:

2 Olsen Twins
And a guy named named Gene Rayburn.

On the third day of Christmas, my favorites gave to me:

3 "Full House" sisters
2 Olsen Twins
And a guy named Gene Rayburn

On the forth day of Christmas, my favorites gave to me:

4 "Golden Girls"
3 "Full House" sisters
2 Olsen Twins
And a guy named Gene Rayburn

On the fifth day of Christmas, my favorites gave to me:

5 thousand dollars
4 "Golden Girls"
3 "Full House" sisters
2 Olsen Twins
And a guy named Gene Rayburn

On the sixth day of Christmas, my favorites gave to me:

6 "Match Game" panels
5 thousand dollars
4 "Golden Girls"
3 "Full House" sisters
2 Olsen Twins
And a guy named Gene Rayburn

On the seventh day of Chriistmas, my favorites gave to me:

7 were in heaven
6 "Match Game" panels
5 thousand dollars
4 "Golden Girls"
3 "Full House" sisters
2 Olsen Twins
And a guy named Gene Rayburn

On the eighth day of Christmas, my favorites gave to me:

8 blankin' answers
7 were in heaven
6 "Match Game" panels
5 thousand dollars
4 "Golden Girls"
3 "Full House" sisters
2 Olsen Twins
And a guy named Gene Rayburn

On the ninth day of Christmas, my favorites gave to me:

9 in the evening
8 blankin' answers
7 were in heaven
6 "Match Game" panels
5 thousand dollars
4 "Golden Girls"
3 "Full House" sisters
2 Olsen Twins
And a guy named Gene Rayburn

On the tenth day of Christmas, my favorites gave to me:

10 favorite shows
9 in the evening
8 blankin' answers
7 were in heaven
6 "Match Game" panels
5 thousand dollars
4 "Golden Girls"
3 "Full House" sisters
2 Olsen Twins
And a guy named Gene Rayburn

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my favorites gave to me:

11 hours of "Full House"
10 favorite shows
9 in the evening
8 blankin' answers
7 were in heaven
6 "Match Game" panels
5 thousand dollars
4 "Golden Girls"
3 "Full House" sisters
2 Olsen Twins
And a guy named Gene Rayburn

On the twelve day of Christmas, my favorites gave to me:

12 precious moments
11 hours of "Full House"
10 favorite shows
9 in the evening
8 blankin' answers
7 were in heaven
6 "Match Game" panels
5 thousand dollars
4 "Golden Girls"
3 "Full House" sisters
2 Olsen Twins
And a guy named Gene Rayburn

[James]

Originally posted by Sal
12 Jerry Springers!!!!

Originally posted by Sal
9 Bradys singing
4 little "Monkees"
...and "The Partridge Family"!!!

Groovy!