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Cosmo Kramer · 12-23-2003, 06:07 PM

From any character:

Cliff: We are the United Negro College Fund!

That is my favorite line ever from the show. Brilliant!

penguina · 01-03-2004, 05:43 AM

Cliff to Theo: "I am your Father... I brought you in this world, I'll take you out!"

TGFNickAtNite · 01-03-2004, 12:29 PM

"No 13 year old boy should have a 95 dollar shirt unless he's on stage with his four brothers!" definitely a classic!!

theanswerman · 01-03-2004, 04:07 PM

they are in my sig

sniffmagikmarkrs · 01-24-2004, 01:37 AM

this was from the episode where cliff and claire let rudy stay up as long as she wanted and i think it went something like this

Cliff: wake up rudy
Rudy:I'm tired i don't want to go to school
Cliff:no no no you're going to school
rudy:my stomach hurts i don't feel good
Cliff:no, you're going to put your clothes on, eat your cereal, and BINGO you're off to school

it's not funny written out, but the scene was really funny

Superbatboy · 01-24-2004, 03:28 AM

Claire: Sondra, you owe us 79,483.43 and i want my money now...i'm not going anywhere until i get my money

12-23-2003, 06:07 PM	#1
Cosmo Kramer Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Dec 23, 2003 Posts: 27	Favorite Cos quotes From any character: Cliff: We are the United Negro College Fund! That is my favorite line ever from the show. Brilliant!
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01-03-2004, 12:29 PM	#3
TGFNickAtNite Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Aug 27, 2003 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 70	Cliff! "No 13 year old boy should have a 95 dollar shirt unless he's on stage with his four brothers!" definitely a classic!!
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01-03-2004, 04:07 PM	#4
theanswerman OMGWTFLOLZ Senior Member Join Date: Jun 04, 2003 Location: i lurve you! (israel) Posts: 2,636	they are in my sig
	__________________ Originally posted by safety pin my cat woke up up at like 5:30 this morning. she wanted me to let her out of the room. then she came back in and wanted to play. rufus wainwright - in a graveyard This next song is a song about death, and...how you shouldn't be afraid of it. Also, I wrote it on acid, so it should be pretty good..."

01-24-2004, 01:37 AM	#5
sniffmagikmarkrs meant to be Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 08, 2004 Location: Lanford, Illinois Posts: 131	this was from the episode where cliff and claire let rudy stay up as long as she wanted and i think it went something like this Cliff: wake up rudy Rudy:I'm tired i don't want to go to school Cliff:no no no you're going to school rudy:my stomach hurts i don't feel good Cliff:no, you're going to put your clothes on, eat your cereal, and BINGO you're off to school it's not funny written out, but the scene was really funny
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01-24-2004, 03:28 AM	#6
Superbatboy The Brandon Show Forum Regular Join Date: Feb 25, 2002 Location: California..USA Posts: 793	Claire: Sondra, you owe us 79,483.43 and i want my money now...i'm not going anywhere until i get my money
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01-03-2004, 05:43 AM	#2
penguina Member Forum Cub Join Date: Jan 03, 2004 Posts: 2	Cliff to Theo: "I am your Father... I brought you in this world, I'll take you out!"