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PashminaDietrich · 12-21-2003, 10:28 PM

What are some of your favorites?

Here's a few to start with:

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid!" -- Santa, A Christmas Story

"Oh, we'd looooooove to have Santa Claus come and stay with us! I think it would be simply charming!" -- Mrs. Shellhammer, Miracle on 34th Street

"Merry Christmas, you old Building and Loan, you!" -- George Bailey, It's a Wonderful Life

Titania · 12-21-2003, 11:34 PM

"Seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing"
-The Santa Clause

A Charlie Brown Christmas- see the sig...

Cactus Jack · 12-22-2003, 11:45 AM

Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge - A Christmas Story

I am Him · 12-22-2003, 02:51 PM

"SONS A BITCHES!!!!! PURPOSEEEES!!!!!!" ~ A Christmas Story

"Some men are Baptis others Catholic, my father was an olsmobile man" ~ A Christmas Story

"The old man's tires were only tires in the acedemic sense. They were round, they were once made of rubber" ~ A Christmas Story

Bugiddle · 12-22-2003, 05:02 PM

"Look, Daddy! Teacher says, every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings." - It's A Wonderful Life

(Okay, so it's not my favorite - but it's the one that sticks in my head the most - making it possibly the most annoying one?

)

sallydoll · 12-22-2003, 10:37 PM

Ralphie!...I can't get up.......!!

Ewan's My Man · 12-22-2003, 11:22 PM

"Move out of the way, box!"-Sinbad in Jingle All the Way...funniest line ever.

phoebe7165 · 12-23-2003, 04:53 PM

"To my big brother, George, the richest man in town"--from 'It's A Wonderful Life'.

"The whole neighborhood was turned on"--Ralphie, talking about the sexy leg lamp in the front window of his house.

"Frag-il-lay"--from A Christmas Story, the old man reading the side of the wooden crate. "I think that's italian" Mother--I think is says 'fragile'.

"Mommy's little piggy!"--what Mother called Randy to get him to eat his dinner.

And lastly, it's not actually spoken in "It's a Wonderful Life", but it's written in the book "Tom Sawyer" that Clarence gives to George--"No man is a failure who has friends"

Attaboy, Clarence!!

LucyCompanyPhan · 12-24-2003, 01:03 AM

Aunt Bethany:Clark, is your house on fire?
Clark: No Aunt Bethany those are the christmas lights-christmas vacation

ellen-I don't know what else to say, except its christmas and we're all in misery-christmas vacation

~I'm Mister White Christmas. I'm Mister Snow. I'm Mister Icicle. I'm Mister Ten Below. Friends call me Snow Miser, What ever I touch, Turns to snow in my clutch. I'm too much!~

~I'm Mister Green Christmas. I'm Mister Sun. I'm Mister Heat Blister. I'm Mister Hundred and One. They call me Heat Miser, What ever I touch, Starts to melt in my clutch. I'm too much!~a year without a santa clause

*see my siggy*

Clark:Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f--king Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white a-- down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a--holes this side of the nuthouse!-chrsitmas vacation

Todd: Hey Griswold! Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
Clark: Bend over and I'll show you.
Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold.
Clark: I wasn't talking to you. -christmas vacation

Clark:Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d--kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a--, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s--t he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol? -christmas vacation

clark:Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? -christmas vacation

Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an a--hole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer...
Eddie: S--tter was full!
Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our s--tters, honey? -christmas vacation

Bethany: Don't throw me down Clark!
Clark: I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany... -christmas vacation

Uncle Lewis: Say Grace.
Aunt Bethany: Grace died thirty years ago.
Uncle Lewis: No, they want you to say the blessing.
Aunt Bethany: Oh. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States...-christmas vacation

Clark: I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin... Er, a tree.-christmas vacation

Georage-What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey! That's a pretty good idea! I'll give you the moon, Mary. -christmas vacation

Laura: All Neil told him was that Santa was more of a feeling. More of a state of mind than an actual person.
Scott: Kind of like Neil. -the santa clause

Charlie: These are Santa's reindeer, aren't they?
Scott Calvin: I hope not. These are... A gift. Probably from the cable company. We're getting the Disney Channel now. Merry Christmas. -the santa clause

Buddy: First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.-elf

Buddy: I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel. -elf

-sorry i went a little crazy with the quotes-

dandelion wine · 12-24-2003, 03:02 AM

It's a Wonderful Life:

*George Bailey: What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey! That's a pretty good idea! I'll give you the moon, Mary.

*Mary: I'll take it! Then what?

*George Bailey: Well, then you can swallow it, and it'll all dissolve see, and the moonbeams would shoot out of your fingers and your toes and the ends of your hair... am I talking too much?

*Clarence: One man's life touches so many others, when he's not there it leaves an awfully big hole.

Ewan's My Man · 12-24-2003, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LucyCompanyPhan

Buddy: First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.-elf

Buddy: I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel. -elf

LMAO!! I love that movie!

"I'm just...a cotton headed ninny muggins!"

I also love in Santa Clause 2 when psycho Santa is drinking the hot chocolate "Santa feels a buzz!"

I Love Carol Burnett! · 12-27-2003, 08:29 PM

I don't like to say curse words in the tread, but it its so darn funny!

Chevey Chase Christmas National Lampoos

Clark When Santa squezzes his fat a** down the chimney tonight he's going to find the jolliest bunch of a** holes this side on the nuthouse!

I love that line!

12-21-2003, 10:28 PM	#1
PashminaDietrich Oh no, she's baaack Senior Member Join Date: Jul 20, 2003 Location: north of Arlen, south of Southfork, and stuck in the middle with you... Posts: 1,733	Christmas Movie Quotes What are some of your favorites? Here's a few to start with: "You'll shoot your eye out, kid!" -- Santa, A Christmas Story "Oh, we'd looooooove to have Santa Claus come and stay with us! I think it would be simply charming!" -- Mrs. Shellhammer, Miracle on 34th Street "Merry Christmas, you old Building and Loan, you!" -- George Bailey, It's a Wonderful Life
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12-21-2003, 11:34 PM	#2
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12-22-2003, 11:45 AM	#3
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12-22-2003, 10:37 PM	#6
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12-22-2003, 11:22 PM	#7
Ewan's My Man I'll Cover You Forum Veteran Join Date: Sep 29, 2001 Location: Beneath the opera house... Posts: 5,682	"Move out of the way, box!"-Sinbad in Jingle All the Way...funniest line ever.
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12-22-2003, 02:51 PM	#4
I am Him Six Senior Member Join Date: May 15, 2003 Posts: 1,529	"SONS A BITCHES!!!!! PURPOSEEEES!!!!!!" ~ A Christmas Story "Some men are Baptis others Catholic, my father was an olsmobile man" ~ A Christmas Story "The old man's tires were only tires in the acedemic sense. They were round, they were once made of rubber" ~ A Christmas Story

12-22-2003, 05:02 PM	#5
Bugiddle Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 19, 2003 Posts: 229	"Look, Daddy! Teacher says, every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings." - It's A Wonderful Life (Okay, so it's not my favorite - but it's the one that sticks in my head the most - making it possibly the most annoying one? )

12-23-2003, 04:53 PM	#8
phoebe7165 Pop Culture Goddess Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 15, 2003 Location: US of A - the country of "really bad music" lovers Posts: 11,600	"To my big brother, George, the richest man in town"--from 'It's A Wonderful Life'. "The whole neighborhood was turned on"--Ralphie, talking about the sexy leg lamp in the front window of his house. "Frag-il-lay"--from A Christmas Story, the old man reading the side of the wooden crate. "I think that's italian" Mother--I think is says 'fragile'. "Mommy's little piggy!"--what Mother called Randy to get him to eat his dinner. And lastly, it's not actually spoken in "It's a Wonderful Life", but it's written in the book "Tom Sawyer" that Clarence gives to George--"No man is a failure who has friends" Attaboy, Clarence!!
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12-24-2003, 01:03 AM	#9
LucyCompanyPhan Hollywood Senior Member Join Date: Sep 25, 2001 Location: a far away place in sitcomville Posts: 2,254	Aunt Bethany:Clark, is your house on fire? Clark: No Aunt Bethany those are the christmas lights-christmas vacation ellen-I don't know what else to say, except its christmas and we're all in misery-christmas vacation ~I'm Mister White Christmas. I'm Mister Snow. I'm Mister Icicle. I'm Mister Ten Below. Friends call me Snow Miser, What ever I touch, Turns to snow in my clutch. I'm too much!~ ~I'm Mister Green Christmas. I'm Mister Sun. I'm Mister Heat Blister. I'm Mister Hundred and One. They call me Heat Miser, What ever I touch, Starts to melt in my clutch. I'm too much!~a year without a santa clause see my siggy Clark:Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no! We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here! We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f--king Kaye! And when Santa squeezes his fat white a-- down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a--holes this side of the nuthouse!-chrsitmas vacation Todd: Hey Griswold! Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big? Clark: Bend over and I'll show you. Todd: You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold. Clark: I wasn't talking to you. -christmas vacation Clark:Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d--kless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a--, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s--t he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol? -christmas vacation clark:Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? -christmas vacation Clark: Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn... the clean, cool chill of the holiday air... an a--hole in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer... Eddie: S--tter was full! Clark: Ah, yeah. You checked our s--tters, honey? -christmas vacation Bethany: Don't throw me down Clark! Clark: I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany... -christmas vacation Uncle Lewis: Say Grace. Aunt Bethany: Grace died thirty years ago. Uncle Lewis: No, they want you to say the blessing. Aunt Bethany: Oh. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States...-christmas vacation Clark: I simply solved the problem. We needed a coffin... Er, a tree.-christmas vacation Georage-What do you want, Mary? Do you want the moon? If you want it, I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down for you. Hey! That's a pretty good idea! I'll give you the moon, Mary. -christmas vacation Laura: All Neil told him was that Santa was more of a feeling. More of a state of mind than an actual person. Scott: Kind of like Neil. -the santa clause Charlie: These are Santa's reindeer, aren't they? Scott Calvin: I hope not. These are... A gift. Probably from the cable company. We're getting the Disney Channel now. Merry Christmas. -the santa clause Buddy: First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.-elf Buddy: I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel. -elf -sorry i went a little crazy with the quotes-
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12-24-2003, 03:02 AM	#10
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12-27-2003, 08:29 PM	#12
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