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Old 12-19-2003, 11:00 AM   #1
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Today, I went to Amazon.com to see if season 3 is yet available for pre-order (it is not.) While there, I began reading customer reviews of season 1. In the first review the person described Laura Petrie as the first MILF. So I ask you, what is a MILF? I've been sitting here trying to figure it out, but I am stumped. Anyone know? Thanks,


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Today, I went to Amazon.com to see if season 3 is yet available for pre-order (it is not.) While there, I began reading customer reviews of season 1. In the first review the person described Laura Petrie as the first MILF. So I ask you, what is a MILF? I've been sitting here trying to figure it out, but I am stumped. Anyone know? Thanks,


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Some good news, I guess. Both DeepDiscountDVD ($ 51.19, w/free shipping) and DVDPlanet ($48.97, but that's without shipping) have the set up for pre-order.

As for what MILF stands for, I'm clueless. My best guess for the last two letters would be something like "Love" & "Fantasy", but I may be way off on that (although Steve would probably agree with that definition ).

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MILF stands for Mom I'd Like to F---.

I'm not making this up.

Just thought you'd like to know.
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Old 12-19-2003, 04:03 PM   #4
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MILF stands for Mom I'd Like to F---.

I'm not making this up.

Just thought you'd like to know.

Boy, am I sorry I asked that question. You were wrong. That's not something I would like to know.


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Boy, am I sorry I asked that question. You were wrong. That's not something I would like to know.


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You wouldn't want to ask that question in polite company.

It's not my phrase, so don't think I'm some sort of perv!!!
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I'm sorry to hear that too. Man this world is full of sick people!

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I think this phrase had a much more innocent beginning. It was originally Mom I'd Like to Kiss, or MILK. Then some dumbbell changed it. The new acronym is not only vulgar, it doesn't even make sense!
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I think this phrase had a much more innocent beginning. It was originally Mom I'd Like to Kiss, or MILK. Then some dumbbell changed it. The new acronym is not only vulgar, it doesn't even make sense!
Thank you, likewow. I like your version much better and I think Steve and B&WFan would agree!


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Lolac,
I share your dissappointment. I know what that frase means. Most men do who assosiate with various kinds of people. Frankly, I'm glad someone else answered the question, because I wouldn't have wanted to.
I've known from I child that Laura was beautiful and charming, and even alluring in ways, but I've frankly always thought of her as ours to admire, but Rob's to have. Although I'm no saint, it just seems to work better for me that way.

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I share your dissappointment. I know what that frase means. Most men do who assosiate with various kinds of people. Frankly, I'm glad someone else answered the question, because I wouldn't have wanted to.
I've known from I child that Laura was beautiful and charming, and even alluring in ways, but I've frankly always thought of her as ours to admire, but Rob's to have. Although I'm no saint, it just seems to work better for me that way.

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Steve, I agree with you 100%. I'm not saying I'm perfect or completely innocent, but my mind doesn't work that way. I've always admired Laura, but I've never thought of her in the way that reviewer at Amazon.com did!

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I share your dissappointment. I know what that frase means. Most men do who assosiate with various kinds of people. Frankly, I'm glad someone else answered the question, because I wouldn't have wanted to.
Yeah, no kidding. I answered the question because I knew what it was, not because I am a degenerate.
A phrase like that has been thrown around for years.

Try and be nice to people who actually try and help you.

I could imagine if you asked what a MILF is at a Christmas party.
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Yeah, no kidding. I answered the question because I knew what it was, not because I am a degenerate.
A phrase like that has been thrown around for years.

Try and be nice to people who actually try and help you.

I could imagine if you asked what a MILF is at a Christmas party.
You're right. I'm glad I didn't ask that question at a Christmas party. Lolac

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You're right. I'm glad I didn't ask that question at a Christmas party. Lolac
I know you edited your post, but I read it before.
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It's a running theme in "AMERICAN PIE" flicks (spec,inolving Eddie Kaye Thomas ["Finch"] and Jennifer Coolidge ["Stifler's Mom"-Stifler bein'good ol'Seann William Scott).

Kinda like "Mrs.Robinson" (think Dustin Hoffman and Anne Bancroft in "THE GRADUATE" if she'd been a mom).

There's a song called "Stacey's Mom" by New York group Fountains of Wayne on the album "WELCOME INTERSTATE MANAGERS"(on Virgin Records)(website:www.fountainsofwayne.com ) if you're interested in more songs (and more on the novelty side) about MILFs..
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