Christmas Carols For the Psychiatrically Challenged

[Ags2000]

Christmas Carols For the Psychiatrically Challenged

Schizophrenia ………………….. Do I Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder ….. We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia ……………………….. I Think I’ll Be Home For Christmas

Narcissistic ……………………… Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me

Manic ………………………… Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ….

Paranoid ……………………… Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder …..You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ….. Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells



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[Microprosa]

Hee!

[ABlairican Pie]

We need to think of some more!

[webuster]

Multiple Personality Disorder ….. We Three Queens Disoriented Are

LMAO!

I remember a spoof carol I heard a few people sing over the years

We Three Kings of Leceister Square,
Selling knickers for £2 a pair,
They're fantastic, pure elastic
Buy your granny a pair

I heard someone else sing a bit of a song, it started;

We three kings of orient ark,
2 in a Taxi and Three in a car

[Kristina]

Originally posted by Ags2000
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ….. Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

I do number and repeat things but not like that, it's mostly just with an action. I know this is supposed to be a funny post but I just can't find the humor in mocking these disorders. It's like making fun of someone for being blind/deaf, ********, etc. Problems like that aren't funny.

[Titania]

Originally posted by Ags2000
Manic ………………………… Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ….

Borderline Personality Disorder …..You Better Watch Out, I’m Gonna Cry, I’m Gonna Pout, Maybe I’ll Tell You Why

LOL, those are good. The latter just about says it lately

[Tuesday Weld]

I'm sorry,but I don't think it's funny to make jokes,about those who have serious problems.Mental illnesses are just as true problems,as those who have physical illnesses.JMO.

[AKA]

I hope you'll never fall victim to any of these disorders. There's nothing funny about any of them.

What's the grand finale? "Christmas Carols For People In Wheelchairs?"

[Hollow]

Me and my counselor think i might have OCD and schizophenia because i have the symptoms, thanks!

[Kristina]

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
Me and my counselor think i might have OCD and schizophenia because i have the symptoms, thanks!

What OCD symptoms do you have if you don't mind me asking? I just get interested whenever someone mentions OCD because I suffer from it.

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Kristina
What OCD symptoms do you have if you don't mind me asking? I just get interested whenever someone mentions OCD because I suffer from it.

I'm not Sarah but I'm answering lol... I dunno if I have it or not, I really should talk to my shrink about it. Whenever I like, brush my hair or something, I need to do it to the other side too. Or if I itch my arm, I have to itch the other too... like everything has to be equal. Then there's the whole brushing the teeth part.. I'll brush my teeth until my gums bleed, even know I know they're clean, but it's like I just keep brushing, and brushing, and brushing...

[*Pleasant Tomorrow*]

Originally posted by Kaffeine Kay
I'm not Sarah but I'm answering lol... I dunno if I have it or not, I really should talk to my shrink about it. Whenever I like, brush my hair or something, I need to do it to the other side too. Or if I itch my arm, I have to itch the other too... like everything has to be equal. Then there's the whole brushing the teeth part.. I'll brush my teeth until my gums bleed, even know I know they're clean, but it's like I just keep brushing, and brushing, and brushing...

Holy ****...I used to do that. I think I do have that a little bit. I mean, I always did that kind of stuff. I swear to God, everytime I shut off the light in the bathroom, I have to check to make sure no towels or anything are on the heater, make sure nothings in the plug, and if I don't look long enough I make myself do it again. I also have a problem with turning off the light switch, I do it about 5-10 freaking times. That's not all, either. It seriously drives you crazy. I've been doing stuff like that for I don't know how long, and sometimes I even get caught doing it but I've never really said anything...I thought it would just go away. Sometimes I force myself not to do that stuff, but it's so hard

[Hollow]

Originally posted by Kristina
What OCD symptoms do you have if you don't mind me asking? I just get interested whenever someone mentions OCD because I suffer from it.

Mainly because i have body spasms and i cant make it stop.. i always feel the need to roll my eyes, nod, squint, make weird noises etc and ive been like that for years. when i was 8 i always felt the need for my eyes to look to the side really fast and it got so bad i started to not even notice i was doing it. and i always have to make i even, like if i roll my eyes one way i have to do it the other way. same with touching... if i touch something with one hand i have to touch it with the other hand. when i use the mouse for my computer, i have to click with both my index and middle finger or else it bothers me. i also have all these weird thoughts, like if im reading a billboard and stop reading it in mid-sentence i'll be like "if i dont finish reading it, i'll be wondering what it said for the rest of my life and i'll never know" or if im writing something down and i put a period i'll think it's not round enough or something and try to get it perfectly round. its annoying.

[Kristina]

Originally posted by Kaffeine Kay
I'm not Sarah but I'm answering lol... I dunno if I have it or not, I really should talk to my shrink about it. Whenever I like, brush my hair or something, I need to do it to the other side too. Or if I itch my arm, I have to itch the other too... like everything has to be equal. Then there's the whole brushing the teeth part.. I'll brush my teeth until my gums bleed, even know I know they're clean, but it's like I just keep brushing, and brushing, and brushing...

Yes, I think you have the same thing as me except I'm probably worse off because I've had it for many years. Things have to be balanced and even for me, when somebody touches an end of a table or something I have to touch the other until it feels right. I've been diagnosed with it for almost seven years now, I've been on and off medications. I don't want to take medicine, I suppose I'll put up with it until I have the courage to kill myself. Or is that a weakness I need to get? Haha.

Also when someone coughs or does anything near my right side, even talks... it feels so uncomfortable and uneven. It drives me out of my mind until I can even myself out, by hitting my ear (haha, sounds crazy) and plugging my other one and start coughing so only my left can hear it and it'll be even. My left side is evenness for me. Really complicated sounding but yes, I'm a lunatic. It started off fairly mild when I was younger and it just keeps worsening. I'm also afraid of touching steel with my hands because I'm afraid I'll get shocked, I don't like when people point their finger because it makes me really uncomfortable, I get really bad thoughts in my head that I try to block out and can't, and then I also tell myself if I don't do something a certain amount of times something bad will happen to me. For example I had to clean my room yesterday in fear I might get cancer if I didn't, reaaaally strange sounding and it is... but whatever.

[Hollow]

Originally posted by Kaffeine Kay
I'm not Sarah but I'm answering lol... I dunno if I have it or not, I really should talk to my shrink about it. Whenever I like, brush my hair or something, I need to do it to the other side too. Or if I itch my arm, I have to itch the other too... like everything has to be equal. Then there's the whole brushing the teeth part.. I'll brush my teeth until my gums bleed, even know I know they're clean, but it's like I just keep brushing, and brushing, and brushing...

Whats funny is that ive always thought i was the only person like that until a few months ago when i read kristina talking about it, i was really surprised and relieved i wasnt the only one.