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TheBert · 12-17-2003, 06:51 PM

Jealous Wife Cuts Off Husband's Penis

MANILA, Philippines -- A jealous wife cut off her sleeping husband's penis after finding a text message from another women on his mobile phone, a newspaper reported Friday.

Antonio Llanesiras, 30, was being treated at the Pasay City General Hospital.

Surgeons there saw little chance of reattaching the plumber's severed organ, which was brought in by the wife carefully wrapped in a piece of cloth, according to the Manila Standard.

It wasn't immediately clear if charges will be filed against the woman.

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OMG can you believe that :O

i just deleted all text msgs on my phone.

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤ · 12-17-2003, 07:04 PM

LOl ouch!!!

Man am I glad I dont have a penis. Was he cheating on her, or is she just overly jealous?! Meangya.

Hollow · 12-17-2003, 07:05 PM

interesting way to get revenge.

David · 12-17-2003, 07:12 PM

lol in the philippines! haha im filipino..

but ouuuuuchhhhhh! Thats horrible! Jealous people these days

*Marilyn Monroe* · 12-17-2003, 07:14 PM

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Originally posted by sArAh123¼
interesting way to get revenge.

More like the ultimate way to get revenge. What else could you do, besides killing him, that's any worse?

Georgia's on my Mind · 12-17-2003, 07:16 PM

gross

Kristina · 12-17-2003, 07:24 PM

Haha, sucks for him. I don't understand why almost every guy has to cheat, I guess it serves him right.

Ewan's My Man · 12-17-2003, 07:50 PM

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Originally posted by *Marilyn Monroe*
More like the ultimate way to get revenge. What else could you do, besides killing him, that's any worse?

*shrugs* to some guys getting their lil friend cut off would be the worst thing

hawaii five-o · 12-17-2003, 07:59 PM

Any guy who reads this thread is now sitting with his legs crossed.

Tuesday Weld · 12-17-2003, 08:00 PM

Yikes

Cactus Jack · 12-17-2003, 08:43 PM

Is this woman good friends with Lorena Bobbitt by any chance?

PZelda · 12-17-2003, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive

Is this woman good friends with Lorena Bobbitt by any chance?

I was just gonna say that!

That reminds me of a similar story that happened when I was in 7th grade (that was in 97, after the Bobbitt case). It's a kinda long one...but I can say that it involved reading it out aloud in a current events class and having a male teacher for that class.

Cactus Jack · 12-17-2003, 08:57 PM

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Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
I was just gonna say that!

That reminds me of a similar story that happened when I was in 7th grade (that was in 97, after the Bobbitt case). It's a kinda long one...but I can say that it involved reading it out aloud in a current events class and having a male teacher for that class.

LOL

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TJL · 12-17-2003, 09:47 PM

That reminds me, I have to cancel my text messaging.

CheersChild4life · 12-17-2003, 10:44 PM

That's how I'd get revenge my man aint' gunna cheat on me!

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