Memorable quotes from "Jump The Shark" - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Janice Johnson · 12-15-2003, 09:54 AM

Here are some quotes that stuck in my head from Jumptheshark(Edited versions).

1.Claire is called to babysit for Winnie and Nelson. While she is babysitting she gets a call from her law firm. She leaves Cliff in charge of them. Oh yeah, I'd call HER again.

2. What is up with this child's eyebrows?(Olivia)

3. The lip-synch routines are like your uncle Dan making a video with him playing with his armpits. the first time funny, the second time annoying.

4. When Denise came back from Africa, she looked like she needed a bath. I think I could smell her through the T.V.

5. Denise looked like she came from the Shaku-Zula huts.

When Denise asked four-year old Olivia what to do while she was baby-sitting the twins! Now, everyone thought that Olivia was smart and precious, but the thing is, everyone was acting smarter than airheaded Denise.

6. When Claire got overexcited because Rudy took 2.30 cents. Come on, she could have found that money in couch cushions!

7. When Claire learned that all acting could be boiled down into a patient, endearing smile. Middle of season two, I believe.

8. those few episodes were Theo talked as if he were talking through a mouth full of gravel. get yourself some Sucrets, man!

9. It jumped the shark because Jessica Vaughn(or Winnie) should have been the replacement for Rudy, not Olivia. Jessica Vaughn was way cuter than Olivia, and so much prettier and more innocent. Had Jess been older, she would have been the replacement for Rudy.

Dreamy · 05-18-2004, 06:49 AM

olivia was SOOOOOOO much cuter than jessica vaughn!!!!!good that they took raven!!!!raven was sooo much prettier and cuter!!!
but still...jess was cute,too!!!!!!

G-Force Glockstar · 05-18-2004, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by */Raven's #1 faN\*
olivia was SOOOOOOO much cuter than jessica vaughn!!!!!good that they took raven!!!!raven was sooo much prettier and cuter!!!
but still...jess was cute,too!!!!!!

Who was Jessica Vaughn?

G-Force Glockstar · 05-18-2004, 06:38 PM

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Originally posted by FullHouseFan8795
Who was Jessica Vaughn?

Oh, yeah. Nevermind. She was the young girl who played Winnie on The Cosby Show.

But I do agree, Olivia is cuter than her.
But they both are cute.

And the quote about Olivia's eyebrows....I really don't find anything wrong with her eyebrows.

Dreamy · 05-19-2004, 06:44 AM

yeah...they're both cute...but olivia is cuter tho!!!!
well...i do like her eyebrows...i mean they look so special,soo cute!!!

Dreamy · 05-19-2004, 06:46 AM

and who do you think is cuter,rudy or winnie??

12-15-2003, 09:54 AM	#1
Janice Johnson Commercial Lover Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: May 30, 2003 Location: Miami, Florida Posts: 4,738	Memorable quotes from "Jump The Shark" Here are some quotes that stuck in my head from Jumptheshark(Edited versions). 1.Claire is called to babysit for Winnie and Nelson. While she is babysitting she gets a call from her law firm. She leaves Cliff in charge of them. Oh yeah, I'd call HER again. 2. What is up with this child's eyebrows?(Olivia) 3. The lip-synch routines are like your uncle Dan making a video with him playing with his armpits. the first time funny, the second time annoying. 4. When Denise came back from Africa, she looked like she needed a bath. I think I could smell her through the T.V. 5. Denise looked like she came from the Shaku-Zula huts. When Denise asked four-year old Olivia what to do while she was baby-sitting the twins! Now, everyone thought that Olivia was smart and precious, but the thing is, everyone was acting smarter than airheaded Denise. 6. When Claire got overexcited because Rudy took 2.30 cents. Come on, she could have found that money in couch cushions! 7. When Claire learned that all acting could be boiled down into a patient, endearing smile. Middle of season two, I believe. 8. those few episodes were Theo talked as if he were talking through a mouth full of gravel. get yourself some Sucrets, man! 9. It jumped the shark because Jessica Vaughn(or Winnie) should have been the replacement for Rudy, not Olivia. Jessica Vaughn was way cuter than Olivia, and so much prettier and more innocent. Had Jess been older, she would have been the replacement for Rudy.

05-18-2004, 06:49 AM	#2
Dreamy 'Baby Girl' Frequent Poster Join Date: May 17, 2004 Location: at home Posts: 429	olivia was SOOOOOOO much cuter than jessica vaughn!!!!!good that they took raven!!!!raven was sooo much prettier and cuter!!! but still...jess was cute,too!!!!!!

05-19-2004, 06:44 AM	#5
Dreamy 'Baby Girl' Frequent Poster Join Date: May 17, 2004 Location: at home Posts: 429	yeah...they're both cute...but olivia is cuter tho!!!! well...i do like her eyebrows...i mean they look so special,soo cute!!!

05-19-2004, 06:46 AM	#6
Dreamy 'Baby Girl' Frequent Poster Join Date: May 17, 2004 Location: at home Posts: 429	and who do you think is cuter,rudy or winnie??