The NEW Roseanne

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Ep1: Daisies and Rosies:
Roseanne and Dan are out at a fancy restaurant when they bump into Dan's ex-girlfriend, Daisy McDonell, before he met Roseanne. Daisy still likes Dan and flirts with him in front of Rosie, leaving Rosie mad at Dan for letting her flirt. Jackie and Fred attend Andy's Concert for school, but end up falling asleep through the whole thing and feel bad.

Ep2: Fighting Healys:
A pregnant Darlene and David end up arguing during a meeting with Harris's teacher, who buts in and puts his two sense in. Darlene, in an uproar, leaves the school with Harris, as David is stuck with no ride. He calls Mark for a ride, Mark and David discuss the fight, Mark tells a pregnant Becky what happened. She sides with her sister, as he sides with his brother.

Ep3: Fired and Hired:
DJ is fired from the art studio where he use to work while he attends college, DJ rushs home, begging David to hire him. David ponders over hiring family, but he hires DJ. Darlene not thinking it's wise. Roseanne and Dan's fourth child, Stacie (born in '86) fails a chemistry test, and fails to tell her parents until Jerry tells on her.

Ep4: Becky's Blunder:Part One
Becky is rushed to the hospital while Christmas shopping with Darlene, Jackie, Stacie, and Roseanne. Mark, Fred, and Dan are over-loaded at work to go to the hospital, as David and DJ stays back with Andy, Jerry, Harris, and Elizabeth.

Ep5: Becky's Blunder: Part Two
Becky is stuck in a hospital bed, with her sisters, mother, and aunt by her side. Mark and Dan show up within seconds after Becky's water breaks. The Doctor asks who will be coaching Becky. As Jackie, Darlene, and Stacie go to the waiting room to be with Fred, David, DJ, and the kids, while Dan comforts Roseanne as she lets Mark coach after a battle of who will coach or not.

Ep6: Becky's Blunder: Part Three
Becky gives birth to a healthy boy, Samuel John Healy. Dan and Roseanne's first grandson. Meanwhile, as all the excitement of Becky and Mark's newborn son, David, DJ, and Stacie notice Darlene's water breaks in the waiting room. Just as Bev arrives, Roseanne and Jackie ask her to go to Rosie's and watch the kids. After a few "how are you's", Bev takes Andy and Jerry. Dan and Roseanne are told that Darlene is going into labor.

Ep7: Can Anyone Say Twins:
Darlene gives birth to twin boys, Ethan David Healy and Logan Daniel Healy. Fred, Jackie, Dan, Rosie, Stacie, Harris, Elizabeth, DJ, Becky, Mark, and Sam go to David and Darlene's room and gathers greeting all three newborn sons.

Ep8: Roseanne's Daughters:
Roseanne decides to take Becky, Darlene, and Stacie on a woman's only spa trip with Jackie, as Dan, DJ, David, Fred, and Mark are stuck watching Andy, Jerry, Harris, Elizabeth, Sam, Logan,and Ethan.

Ep9: Crystal's Back!!:
Crystal's back in Lanford, but this time with no Ed, and Dan takes the loss of his father and how he just left Crystal a widow with three kids horribly. Dan secretly gives Crystal a blank check thinking its his job to take off where his dad left off. Crystal confronts Dan. Jackie and Fred takes Andy and Jerry camping, which leads to a disaster, since Fred forgot to reserve a campsite and Jackie forgot to check how much gas was left.

Ep10: Season Finale:
The Whole Conner Gang helps DJ pack up his things in his dorm a week before he graduates, after Fred, Jackie, Becky, Mark, David, Darlene, Stacie, and the kids are out of the dorm. Dan and Roseanne have a sit-down heart-to-heart with DJ on how proud they are of him. This is where DJ announces that he was offered a job outside of Lanford, a leery Roseanne and Dan ask him where is the job located. DJ tells them that he was offered a job in California. Dan and Roseanne are left to deal with DJ wanting to move to CA to have the job of his dreams.


CAN DAN AND ROSEANNE'S APRON STRINGS REACH AS FAR AS CALIFORNIA???
WILL THE WHOLE ENTIRE CONNER CLAN MOVE WITH DJ TO CALIFORNIA????
IS JACKIE PREGNANT AGAIN??
IS CRYSTAL MOVING BACK TO LANFORD, WITH A NEW FIANCEE???

TO BE CONTINUED....SEASON TWO CONTINUED PRETTY SOON...

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