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TVFactFan · 12-09-2003, 12:14 AM

When James wants to take a job in Alaska.

James: I"M GOING TO ALASKA!!

1)Florida: Over MY DEAD SNOW SHOES!!

When Florida was teaching J.J how to dance and he stepped on her feet

J.J: what's the matter mom I was Light on my feet

2)Florida: Yeah J.J but you were Heavy on my CORNS

When Florida was trying to tell Michael to have confidence in hissself

3)Florida: Unless a man is sure of himself, he ain't got nothing more going for him than a plate of COLD GRITS

When Florida was impressed with Micheal and his singing Group

4)Florida" How can we Lose with the stuff ww use"

vashti1999 · 12-11-2003, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer

When Florida was trying to tell Michael to have confidence in hissself

3)Florida: Unless a man is sure of himself, he ain't got nothing more going for him than a plate of COLD GRITS

The thing that's funny about that is that it doesn't make any sense, and she said it like it was a phrase passed down from Shakespeare or something.

TVFactFan · 12-11-2003, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by vashti1999
The thing that's funny about that is that it doesn't make any sense, and she said it like it was a phrase passed down from Shakespeare or something.

Why doesn't it make sense? It makes perfect sense to me.

vashti1999 · 12-12-2003, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Why doesn't it make sense? It makes perfect sense to me.

I had a feeling it would.

hch · 01-13-2004, 06:07 PM

When J.J. was painting a basketball player whose arm is too long for the body:

J.J. You know why Van Gogh cut off his ear? So he wouldn;t be bothered by his sister and his momma.

Florida; (Yanking his ear) And do you kinow why he kept the other ear? So that his mother would have something to box whenever he got sassy!

Jrnygrl · 01-13-2004, 06:57 PM

When Florida had the job, and the boss takes her to a Japanese restaurant and he ordered something that had the name taco:

Florida: Tacos, I like tacos. That don't taste like tacos.

12-09-2003, 12:14 AM	#1
TVFactFan Member Forum Junkie Join Date: Aug 17, 2002 Posts: 99,057	Florida's Top 4 Funniest Quotes When James wants to take a job in Alaska. James: I"M GOING TO ALASKA!! 1)Florida: Over MY DEAD SNOW SHOES!! When Florida was teaching J.J how to dance and he stepped on her feet J.J: what's the matter mom I was Light on my feet 2)Florida: Yeah J.J but you were Heavy on my CORNS When Florida was trying to tell Michael to have confidence in hissself 3)Florida: Unless a man is sure of himself, he ain't got nothing more going for him than a plate of COLD GRITS When Florida was impressed with Micheal and his singing Group 4)Florida" How can we Lose with the stuff ww use"

01-13-2004, 06:07 PM	#5
hch Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 07, 2001 Location: Montross, VA 22520 Posts: 983	Another Funny qoute from Florida When J.J. was painting a basketball player whose arm is too long for the body: J.J. You know why Van Gogh cut off his ear? So he wouldn;t be bothered by his sister and his momma. Florida; (Yanking his ear) And do you kinow why he kept the other ear? So that his mother would have something to box whenever he got sassy!
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01-13-2004, 06:57 PM	#6
Jrnygrl Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Nov 03, 2003 Location: wheel in the sky Posts: 4,540	When Florida had the job, and the boss takes her to a Japanese restaurant and he ordered something that had the name taco: Florida: Tacos, I like tacos. That don't taste like tacos.