Felony Division

[CD DeLorenzo]

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. We have an announcement to make. Due to Lifetime's latest screw ups with their hit series 'The Division' the fans went through the barricades and decided to re-write history. Well the Division's history at least. So tune in to the first episode of "FELONY DIVISION". Written by the fans, for the fans, for entertainment... and so on. You know the disclaimers. This is what The Division should have been like without ***'s fukk ups. Everybody who feels the same way and would like to contribute and participate, contact me at
AIM: cddelorenzo
YIM: candace_delorenzo
MSN: cat2014@web.de
ICQ: 340722836
or over pm here at the boards.

The ones who wrote on this so far are Miranda, Jeanie, Michelle and the feline too

Now fasten your seatbelts and enjoy the flight.

[CD DeLorenzo]

Although a mist had begun to set over the coast of California, the temperature was rather routine for a January night in San Francisco.
Rushing from the parking lot behind the Central Station Police department upon just making a break from the Division after having been in an ‘important’ meeting with the Captain -- which more over consisted of Kate telling her what she was or was not going to be doing, and what was proper behavior for an Inspector under her command - Jinny was now coming down a line of stairs, and crossing the street to her destination: the police hangout, ‘Anchorside Bar & Grill’. A sudden gush of air blew the bag in her hand back just as she leaned onto the door, pushing it open. It didn’t take long before she caught sight of her friends huddled around a table near the back.
Slightly rolling her eyes Jinny walked by what seemed to be a bachelor party at the bar. It was pretty clear that these guys were behaving like... guys.

As she approached the table the women who were sitting around it turned and smiled at her while she sat down and smiled back. “Sorry I’m late... there was a really long line at the store.” The dark haired woman explained her delay.

Upon that the woman sitting opposite to her, who by looks apparently was a Latina, gave her a stern look. “Don’t tell me you just bought that present Jinny.”

“So?” Jinny shrugged at her co-worker and friend, “I made it here... with present...” With those words she turned to the woman who was the reason for their get together. “Congrats Roberta.” Handing over the little bag she smiled. “And I removed the price-tag even Mag.” She grinned at the woman with the curly hair once more.

Before she had a chance to reply to that Roberta became the center of everyone’s attention again though. “These are so cute Jin!” She exclaimed upon pulling a tiny pair of sneakers out of the bag. “Thank you!” The pregnant woman hugged Jinny while Magda put her present on the table.
It was a huge box and when Roberta started to open it, Magda right away helped her with that and unpacked the present herself, certain that her present was the best so far and also certain that no one had something to top it.
“Oh my God, this is exactly what I needed!” Looking at the diaper bag more closely Roberta smiled happily.

“I had the same when Ben was born.” Magda said and showed her something else. “See? It has a changing pad in here too.”

“That’s great Mag, thank you!” She smiled when the bachelor party at the bar got a little louder and they all turned to look at the guys for a moment.

“Jerks.” Muttering Magda rolled her eyes.

The others agreed and Roberta looked at the short haired blonde woman who now reached an envelope over to her.

“It’s a gift certificate.” She explained. “I didn’t know what to buy.” Not having any kids herself, and neither planning on that happening anytime soon she was in unfamiliar territory as soon as it came to things like baby showers and baby presents and whatever had to do with babies.

“That’s perfect CD!” Grinning Roberta opened the envelope. “I can buy a crib from this!”

The blonde smiled, happy that she had successfully given Roberta something that she could put to use on this special day.
A moment or so went by quickly, all the women chattering amongst themselves when a voice came from the bachelor party across the room, “He’s got a gun!!” a man exclaimed.
Not letting a moment slip by the women were out of their seats, the table on its side, and guns drawn at the man.
“SAN FRANCISCO POLICE! DROP THE WEAPON!” Magda yelled, the man only stood staring back at her. Petrified.
“DROP THE WEAPON!!” the Puerto Rican warned again.
The man kept his eyes on the various women with guns as he slowly moved his hand up,
and then into his jacket where he then pulled a squirt gun from his jacket, and cautiously dropped it, letting it fall onto the ground.

Exhaling the women lowered their weapons, “FALSE ALARM!” Roberta assured everyone.

Leaning back into her seat Magda grabbed a pacifier from the table, “Pacifier anyone?”

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[planet_stella]

Yayyyy! New fic! I really like it.Keep it comin

[candace~n~nathan]

yep, it's GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can't wait for more!!!!

[croatian_princess]

LOL. That was funni. Post more Cat......now!

[*Nancy Mckeon*]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CD DeLorenzo]

Moving slightly in the bed that she slept in, mascara stains below her eyes from the night before, Jinny shielded her face from the incoming sunlight from the opened window. Inhaling the brunette turned her head, waking up, and then realized… she was missing something.
Something she went to sleep with every night in her own bed… her clothes. ‘Oh no, it couldn’t be…’ opening her eyes Jinny stared up at the ceiling above her, as if bracing herself, before she pulled the blankets and looked down at her naked body. ‘Dammit.’
Upon finding her dark button up shirt at the bottom of the bed, her black skirt under her pillow Jinny got dressed, and headed out of the room. Looking around the side of the hallway, the coast was clear. Maybe she could make a clean break for it without any uncomfortable confrontations, or, god forbid, an offer for another date. Heading down the hall Jinny found each of her boots where she had apparently left them the night before while making a mad dash for the bedroom. It was like Easter, but instead of searching eggs she was searching for articles of her clothing.
Something she had begun to get down to an art.
Once arriving in the living room the brunette found her bra with little trouble, and stuffed it into the pocket of her leather jacket.
Her search for her underwear was short lived, “These yours?” a man’s voice asked from the side. He pulled a black thong from the kitchen faucet.

“Uhh…” Jinny stared at him for a moment trying to remember the night before. Taking the underwear from him she found this a good time to start explaining- since obviously she wasn’t going to get out this time without an explanation, “I don’t usually do this kinda thing.” She lied, “Look… don’t ask for my phone number,” she stumbled, “Don’t… Okay, look, I’m engaged. Yeah, I know it’s kinda… complicated… But uhh.. thanks for…”

She got interrupted by a voice from behind her, “Jinny?”

Turning quickly around Jinny sees a man come from the bathroom. She couldn’t address him, but only stared.

“Jinny, that’s my roommate Aaron.” He pointed at the man behind the kitchen sink that had so kindly handed her her underwear. He waved at her as she looked to him, then back at the man. “I’m the one you slept with last night.”

‘Great.’ The brunette fumbled for something to say, “Riiiight.” Maybe that’d buy some time, “Look….” Dammit she didn’t know his name. She just kept digging herself deeper.

“Bob.” The man replied.

With a little chuckle Jinny repeated, “Bob.” As if she had known it, and had just forgotten it. Looking into his face, he didn’t look as if he was going to say anything else. This was her cue to go, “I think I’m gonna go.” ‘Please, let it be over’ she thought as she moved toward the door, her belongings in her arms. Once arriving outside she exhaled glad she made it out without another date thrown her way, “Slut!” She muttered to herself.

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[planet_stella]

Jinny sleeping with another guy??? That was so not nice! I hope everything's gonna be ok. Post more!

[*Marilyn Monroe*]

Originally posted by planet_stella
Jinny sleeping with another guy??? That was so not nice! I hope everything's gonna be ok. Post more!

LOL have you seen the pilot?

This is great writing! Keep going!

[CD DeLorenzo]

Originally posted by *Marilyn Monroe*
LOL have you seen the pilot?

This is great writing! Keep going!

This is an ... uhh... slightly adapted version but thank you We all had fun writing this so far, and remember, if anyone else is interested in helping to re-write Division history, the way it SHOULD be... pm me here or im me... or email or gimme a call or write me a letter or drop by... or beam me over... or... well you get the idea

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Waiting for his partner to stop fussing with her son, Peter Torriani rang the doorbell again, he had promised to pick her up, but like usual when he did that, Magda was still busy telling Ben the same stuff she did every morning. He wasn’t surprised that Ben seemed to be annoyed by their daily routine. “Magda, Cap’s gonna have a cow if we’re late again.” He called out and Magda and Ben finally arrived at the door.

Captain Kaitlyn McCafferty hadn’t quite noticed the delay of one of her teams yet though because as soon as she had walked into her division, the stress had started. The first thing was that her phone had started to ring as soon as she walked through the door to her office, so now she was trying to get overtime cleared for her partrol units, when the very pregnant Roberta Cooper walked into the office, obviously with the next problem for the day.
Signaling her to wait a moment Kate finished her phonecall and then turned to her, obviously not happy at all about how that phonecall went.

“Houston, we have a problem.” Were Roberta’s first words and confirmed what Kate had expected already.

“And I haven’t even had my decaf yet!” She said, wondering why some days seemed to have trouble without end in sight. And the problem at hand now was that their new, supposedly failsafe computer system, had failed due to a bug in the software. And the news on TV weren’t what she had hoped to hear either. She always hated it when a suspect in one of their cases got off with probabtion because they were rich and had could afford the best lawyers and had friends in high places. Like it was in this case. That woman obviously was a madam, but the rich and the famous happened to screw at her place, thus she got away pretty much unharmed. Some days really were made to stay in bed... if only you’d know that before you got up.

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=> stay tuned for more after the next set of commercials

[candace~n~nathan]

Originally posted by CD DeLorenzo
This is an ... uhh... slightly adapted version but thank you We all had fun writing this so far, and remember, if anyone else is interested in helping to re-write Division history, the way it SHOULD be... pm me here or im me... or email or gimme a call or write me a letter or drop by... or beam me over... or... well you get the idea

i'd LOVE to beam that ass of yours over!!! omg that would be awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or i could drop by, ya know, right after i take these finals!!

[planet_stella]

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=> stay tuned for more after the next set of commercials [/B]

Is the set of commercials over yet????

[CD DeLorenzo]

Originally posted by planet_stella
Is the set of commercials over yet????

they were long commercials eh? LOL

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After having gotten an emergency call from the dispatcher, Candace DeLorenzo’s day started with a domestic violence case. Sirens and lights of her department car switched on she pulled up at the address she had gotten. While one of San Francisco’s famous cable cars drove along the street she dashed out of her car and towards a house, not even phased by the tourist attraction.
Stopping for a moment she asked a witness who was standing on the curb what was going on. He told her somebody was holding a hostage on the roof, and that was all she needed to know before running inside and running up the staircase, her gun drawn.
Everything was clear there so she stepped on the roof that was filled with a few people who apparently didn’t have anything better to do than to watch how a heavy overweight man was holding a petite girl hostage with a kitchen knife.
Already annoyed by this situation CD glared at him. “SFPD, drop the knife!” She yelled. But the man didn’t move to do it.

Suddenly another police officer appared, his gun drawn he approached the scene, showing his badge to the blonde woman. “Back up.” He simply said as he looked around to see what was going on. Until now he had been used to undercover work mostly, but today was his first day at his new division, and instead of introducing him to his new partner they had sent him here.

Acknowledging him with a little nod she continued to aim her gun. “DROP THE KNIFE!!!” She yelled again.

The guy started to realize there was no way out of his situation. He looked at the woman who he was holding hostage and then at the two cops who still were aiming their guns at him. “Say please!”

“Put down the gun or I’ll shoot!” CD was getting really angry now and started to count out loud. “One...”

“Put down the knife, please.” The male cop said, figuring if all the guy wanted was for them to be a little nice, he might as well do it and say please. He didn’t want anyone to get hurt and that blonde chick seemed to have some sort of ‘make no prisioners’ attitude.

“...two...” Shooting that guy a dirty look she continued to count, knowing that once he started to give in, the perp most likely would start to demand more. And she sure as hell wasn’t going to let that happen.

“Say pretty please!” Demanding that he still held the knife to the brunette’s throat.

“...THREE” CD now called out, aiming at his shoulder and ready to shoot.

Glancing over at the woman, the tall, dark haired cop saw exactly what she was doing and knew he had to react quickly now and raised his gun and fired a shot into the air, hoping that was enough to scare that guy to drop his weapon.
And he had been right, startled he let the knife fall to the ground and while uniformed officers approached him to arrest him, the young girl ran away from him and into her boyfriends arms, both incredibly happy that she didn’t get hurt.

Glad that the situation had ended without anybody getting hurt CD lowered her weapon again and looked at how the officers led the man away. She was slightly pissed over the fact that it hadn’t been her but that other guy who in the end had ended the situation by firing into the air. And that was sitting the wrong way with her as well, he had just fired up into the air, without even looking. He could have hit somebody or something like that. True, it wasn’t much likely that Superman would fly by over them, but still, shooting without looking was dangerous, even when the shot went straight into the air.
The uniformed officers walked by as they escorted the perp down from the roof CD turned and watched as the woman and her boyfriend also had exited from the roof leaving herself and this man who was backup left on the roof alone.

The man looked over at the blonde as he said, "Not bad huh?"

CD turned to look at the man as she said, "What the hell were you thinking saying please in the first place? Once you give into the perp's threats they push for more and more and what was the macho thing with firing in the air?"

He frowned at that and realized he apparently hadn't impressed her at all. "Well excuse me Missy, but I just solved that situation without getting anybody killed."

"Oh yeah great, pure chance... you didn't even look where you were firing! You COULD have hit something!" She glared at him as they started walking down too.

"Oh yeah? And what? A bird? A plane?" He rolled his eyes. "I don't think so."

CD stopped on the step she was on as she looked at him and replied, "That is the problem, you didn't think. You don't know what could have been above you - a police helicopter or a news helicopter for one might have been. This is after all San Francisco and they really like to get these kind of disturbance on the air for all to see. But no you didn't think about it at all. Who sent you here in the first place?"

The man looked at the blond as he replied, "I know where I am and I know what they like to show on the news. The situation was getting out of control and my firing in the air allowed the perp to be caught, did it not? Could it be that you are just angry that you didn't think of it first?"

CD glared at the guy, of course not admitting that that was exactly what the problem was. "You wanna know what the problem is? Fine I'll tell you!" She pushed him against the wall and got right into his face. "The problem is that you're one of those chauvinist macho jerks who think just because they have a little thing that enables them to pee while they're standing, they can conquer the world and get away with every stupid thing they do... well newsflash, that doesn't work with me." She glared at him once more before she let go of him again and continued to walk down the stairs.

"Whoa..." He looked after her and had to grin. "Man, she wants me." He chuckled and then realized it probably would be a good idea to follow her. "HEY!" He called out. "Just for the record... my thing is NOT little!"

CD heard the last comment as she quickly replied, "Yeah whatever, those with little things carry big guns and it looks like you have a mighty big gun compensating for something else... as for the comment about me wanting you that would be in your dreams only. I think I should get back to my division and get the paperwork filed out as you should probably be doing also."

He replied, "I actually have a new division and this is where I was sent instead of the new division. I guess I should probably go find out who my new partner is."

CD replied, "That would be a wise move."

Just then one of the uniformed officers came up to the two as he said, "Everything is taken care of CD, the perp is on his way to the station."

She nodded at the officer while the back-up guy looked at the blonde as he replied, "CD is that your name?"

She rolled her eyes again, thinking now he was going to make fun of her name. "Actually it's Candace. But I go by CD. Now didn't you wanna go looking for your new partner?" She said as the patrol car drove off and she started to walk back to her car again.

"As a matter of fact I think I just found her." Nate said and followed her, grinning smugly. "Nathan Basso. Call me Nate."

She immediatly thought of quite a few other things she would like to call him when she gave him a quizzical look as everything he had just said sank in.

"I'm your new partner..." He said smiling because he already had heard a lot about her and hoped he could learn from her. Then he decided to crack another joke. "And we both know that you do want me..."

CD couldn't believe it and growled, looking aside rather shocked. She didn't want this guy as her partner and let alone in any other way. Without another word she got into her car and drove off, leaving him standing there.

"Well that went well..." Nate muttered as he watched her drive off. He sighed because he knew that in fact she already hated his guts. "She totally wants me..." He said, sounding defeated.

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[candace~n~nathan]

LMAO that was hilarious!!!!

[Snowfall]

That was soooo FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!! I love it! I do like this turn of events. Post more, soon!