Variations of "How would you like one across your lip." - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Brian · 12-03-2003, 07:01 PM

You know that famous line mentioned in the title that Fred utters? I've watched several episodes of Sanford and Son and I saw some variations, some of which I can't remember. One that I do remember is when Fred is at the museum and he's talking and one of the persons in the tour says something along the lines of, "Would you please be quiet? I'm trying to absorb this lecture." Fred then raises his fist and asks, "How would you like to absorb this?"

Any other variations?

RCA · 12-03-2003, 09:05 PM

I like the one that goes something like this.

Esther: (talking to Fred) You turkey!

Fred: How would you like me to baste you with a couple of theese.

glenny · 12-04-2003, 07:46 AM

When "Big Lou Turner" insults Fred at Donna's house, Fred raises his fist and says to him..."How would you like to decant this on the side of your face!!" This was right after Lou tells Fred he put the wine in a decanter to allow it to "breathe". I love Fred's reaction..."Breeeethe."

glenny · 12-04-2003, 07:50 AM

In the episode then Fred tries to sell those Whopper Choppers. When he is on the Cavorting Conesseur show and destroys the choppers the salesman says to him..."Mr. Sanford....im warning you!!" Fred says to him..."warn this!!" (he picks up the duck alaronge)..."you'll be wearing this duck in your ear".

double-t · 12-05-2003, 11:29 AM

What about the episode "Home Sweet Home for the Aged" where this guy asks him somewhere along the lines of "Hey, old dude, what's the problem?"

Fred replies, "I'm having a fit, that's what's wrong. You want me to fit this upside your head?"

mooseface · 12-05-2003, 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by glenny
When "Big Lou Turner" insults Fred at Donna's house, Fred raises his fist and says to him..."How would you like to decant this on the side of your face!!" This was right after Lou tells Fred he put the wine in a decanter to allow it to "breathe". I love Fred's reaction..."Breeeethe."

Yep - that and Fred's response to Lou re: the aging times for wine - "and three days for 7-Up..."

RCA · 12-06-2003, 10:50 AM

I forget what episode this was but Fred says holding up both fists: "Theese twins are waiting to meet your lips"

glenny · 12-07-2003, 10:16 AM

He said that to Lamont. I cannot remember the episode though.

mooseface · 12-09-2003, 04:42 AM

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Originally posted by glenny
He said that to Lamont. I cannot remember the episode though.

I think he said it in a Julio-related ep - after a run-in with Chico out in the yard. Maybe the merger ep or the Fuentes-moving-in ep?

Tuesday Weld · 12-09-2003, 09:02 AM

Fred had a million different variations for that.

Brian · 12-30-2003, 11:19 PM

Fred: I would like something in black. *Raises fist* Your eye.

Brian · 01-10-2004, 01:09 AM

Fred:...I'm going to divorce you from my sister with the power vested in these. *raises fists*

Brian · 01-13-2004, 01:16 AM

Psychiatrist: She was almost at a breakthrough
Fred: *raises fist* Break through this.

casualts@cox.net · 08-27-2006, 10:11 PM

he says "want me to fit this upside your nose"

casualts@cox.net · 08-27-2006, 10:18 PM

in the third season at FRED and DONNA's wedding......, Edgar :I bet she gives a mean back rub....
Fred: how would you like me to rub these across yo lips
Ester- Cmon stumpy!
Fred- stumpy? Im tall enough to give you three of these in yo nose!!!

12-03-2003, 07:01 PM	#1
Brian Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jun 23, 2001 Posts: 20,451	Variations of "How would you like one across your lip." You know that famous line mentioned in the title that Fred utters? I've watched several episodes of Sanford and Son and I saw some variations, some of which I can't remember. One that I do remember is when Fred is at the museum and he's talking and one of the persons in the tour says something along the lines of, "Would you please be quiet? I'm trying to absorb this lecture." Fred then raises his fist and asks, "How would you like to absorb this?" Any other variations?

12-04-2003, 07:50 AM	#4
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	Another one. In the episode then Fred tries to sell those Whopper Choppers. When he is on the Cavorting Conesseur show and destroys the choppers the salesman says to him..."Mr. Sanford....im warning you!!" Fred says to him..."warn this!!" (he picks up the duck alaronge)..."you'll be wearing this duck in your ear".

12-05-2003, 11:29 AM	#5
double-t Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 29, 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 48	What about the episode "Home Sweet Home for the Aged" where this guy asks him somewhere along the lines of "Hey, old dude, what's the problem?" Fred replies, "I'm having a fit, that's what's wrong. You want me to fit this upside your head?"
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12-09-2003, 09:02 AM	#10
Tuesday Weld I missed you all. hugs Forum Celebrity Join Date: Feb 02, 2003 Location: Having a great time. Posts: 22,285	Fred had a million different variations for that.
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01-13-2004, 01:16 AM	#13
Brian Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jun 23, 2001 Posts: 20,451	Another one Psychiatrist: She was almost at a breakthrough Fred: raises fist Break through this.

12-03-2003, 09:05 PM	#2
RCA Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 25, 2003 Posts: 76	I like the one that goes something like this. Esther: (talking to Fred) You turkey! Fred: How would you like me to baste you with a couple of theese.

12-04-2003, 07:46 AM	#3
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	When "Big Lou Turner" insults Fred at Donna's house, Fred raises his fist and says to him..."How would you like to decant this on the side of your face!!" This was right after Lou tells Fred he put the wine in a decanter to allow it to "breathe". I love Fred's reaction..."Breeeethe."

12-06-2003, 10:50 AM	#7
RCA Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Jan 25, 2003 Posts: 76	I forget what episode this was but Fred says holding up both fists: "Theese twins are waiting to meet your lips"

12-07-2003, 10:16 AM	#8
glenny Member Forum Regular Join Date: Dec 21, 2001 Location: New Jersey Posts: 951	He said that to Lamont. I cannot remember the episode though.

12-30-2003, 11:19 PM	#11
Brian Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jun 23, 2001 Posts: 20,451	Fred: I would like something in black. Raises fist Your eye.

01-10-2004, 01:09 AM	#12
Brian Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jun 23, 2001 Posts: 20,451	Fred:...I'm going to divorce you from my sister with the power vested in these. raises fists

08-27-2006, 10:11 PM	#14
casualts@cox.net Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 24, 2005 Posts: 101	he says "want me to fit this upside your nose"

08-27-2006, 10:18 PM	#15
casualts@cox.net Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jul 24, 2005 Posts: 101	in the third season at FRED and DONNA's wedding......, Edgar :I bet she gives a mean back rub.... Fred: how would you like me to rub these across yo lips Ester- Cmon stumpy! Fred- stumpy? Im tall enough to give you three of these in yo nose!!!
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