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TJL · 12-03-2003, 06:07 AM

My roommate bought a toaster.

He doesn't cook. Why would he buy a toaster?

He doesn't even know where I keep the bread!

Mijada · 12-03-2003, 06:48 AM

Maybe he bought it for you thinking you would cook breakfast for him.

Penny Lane · 12-03-2003, 10:52 AM

Starting his Hope chest maybe?

PZelda · 12-03-2003, 12:58 PM

Mmmmmm.....toasters...

Did anybody ever tell you that I love eating toasters?

TJL · 12-03-2003, 01:15 PM

I found a package of English Muffins, so it looks like he's decided to start having breakfast in the morning before he goes to work.

We'll see how long the toaster lasts...

PZelda · 12-03-2003, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TJL
I found a package of English Muffins, so it looks like he's decided to start having breakfast in the morning before he goes to work.

We'll see how long the toaster lasts...

Not before I eat it

TJL · 12-03-2003, 01:21 PM

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Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
Not before I eat it

One like new Phillips 4 Slice Electronic Toaster, coming up!

Chocoholic · 12-03-2003, 01:24 PM

Maybe he's planning on slicing you up and cooking you in the toaster. Be careful, TJL!!!

PashminaDietrich · 12-03-2003, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TJL
I found a package of English Muffins, so it looks like he's decided to start having breakfast in the morning before he goes to work.

We'll see how long the toaster lasts...

I give it six months.

PZelda · 12-03-2003, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TJL
One like new Phillips 4 Slice Electronic Toaster, coming up!

TJL · 12-03-2003, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Snoopy
Maybe he's planning on slicing you up and cooking you in the toaster. Be careful, TJL!!!

Nooo! Not in a million years! He would never do a thing like that.
We're buds! He's...

I'll be under my bed if anyone needs me...

dandelion wine · 12-03-2003, 05:51 PM

Maybe he's been taken over by aliens.

TJL · 12-03-2003, 05:56 PM

Oh come on!

Everyone knows that aliens don't like toast.

dandelion wine · 12-03-2003, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by TJL
Oh come on!

Everyone knows that aliens don't like toast.

But maybe they do! You just never know. I mean, anything's possible. Right?

The Modfather · 12-03-2003, 06:07 PM

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12-03-2003, 01:15 PM	#5
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	I found a package of English Muffins, so it looks like he's decided to start having breakfast in the morning before he goes to work. We'll see how long the toaster lasts...

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12-03-2003, 05:56 PM	#13
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	Oh come on! Everyone knows that aliens don't like toast.

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