a weird survey

[Hollow]

1. hello.
2. whats my name?
3. what color of socks are you wearing right now?
4. are you stupid?
5. what color is your hair?
6. is it pink?
7. whats my last name?
8. did :grady: help you with that question?
9. do you like ebay commercials?
10 do you sing the songs on ebay commercials?
11. cause i do.
12. do you use ebay?
13. whats your name on there?
14. you have 10 seconds to sing the theme song to crank yankers.........GO
15. did you do it?
16. do you luff me?
17. well **** you.. unless you said yeah.
18. is christmas your favorite holiday?
19 .when is my birthday?
20. what are you gonna get me for my birthday?
21. is it gonna be pretty?
22. did you take your vitamins this morning?
23. who sings the song that goes like “mother jasck**** father whoopass”?
24. you didn’t know the answer unless you know my cousin did you?
25. do you like the bong song?
26. do you like the color pink?
27. are you shoes pink?
28. what species is dorothy in that one picture that makes me laff?
29. does it make you laff?
30. the end.. now leave me the hell alone.

[Georgia's on my Mind]

1. hello. well, hello.
2. whats my name? I'm not sure..
3. what color of socks are you wearing right now? im not wearing socks
4. are you stupid? no..
5. what color is your hair? brown with blonde highlights
6. is it pink? no
7. whats my last name? i dont know.
8. did help you with that question? no...
9. do you like ebay commercials? yes.
10 do you sing the songs on ebay commercials? lol no.
11. cause i do. i dont care
12. do you use ebay? yes
13. whats your name on there? not telling
14. you have 10 seconds to sing the theme song to crank yankers.........GO no
15. did you do it? no
16. do you luff me? no
17. well **** you.. unless you said yeah. uhh ok
18. is christmas your favorite holiday? yes
19 .when is my birthday? i dont know
20. what are you gonna get me for my birthday? how about a sack full of nothing
21. is it gonna be pretty? sure
22. did you take your vitamins this morning? nope
23. who sings the song that goes like “mother jasck**** father whoopass”? you?
24. you didn’t know the answer unless you know my cousin did you? no
25. do you like the bong song? no
26. do you like the color pink? sure
27. are you shoes pink? no
28. what species is dorothy in that one picture that makes me laff? monkey?
29. does it make you laff? no/
30. the end.. now leave me the hell alone. right.

[pandora_spocks]

1. hello. hi
2. whats my name? sarah
3. what color of socks are you wearing right now? black
4. are you stupid? no
5. what color is your hair? auburn
6. is it pink? no
7. whats my last name? i don't know
8. did help you with that question? no
9. do you like ebay commercials? yeah, they're ok
10 do you sing the songs on ebay commercials? no, i dont know the words lol
11. cause i do. thats nice
12. do you use ebay? i used to
13. whats your name on there? none of your business
14. you have 10 seconds to sing the theme song to crank yankers.........GO i don't watch that show. those things scare me.
15. did you do it? no
16. do you luff me? aww, of course
17. well **** you.. unless you said yeah. i did say yes sort of
18. is christmas your favorite holiday? no
19 .when is my birthday? July 4, 1989 i looked it up on my board
20. what are you gonna get me for my birthday? nothing
21. is it gonna be pretty? no
22. did you take your vitamins this morning? nope
23. who sings the song that goes like “mother jasck**** father whoopass”? your cousin
24. you didn’t know the answer unless you know my cousin did you? i read this question before i answered
25. do you like the bong song? never heard it
26. do you like the color pink? yeah it's ok
27. are you shoes pink? no
28. what species is dorothy in that one picture that makes me laff? a cow
29. does it make you laff? oh yes
30. the end.. now leave me the hell alone. bye

[*Pleasant Tomorrow*]

1. hello. why hello
2. whats my name? Sarah
3. what color of socks are you wearing right now? white crappy ones
4. are you stupid? yeah
5. what color is your hair? brown
6. is it pink? no
7. whats my last name? I don't know...
8. did help you with that question? no cause I don't know
9. do you like ebay commercials? yeah, they're pretty amusing
10 do you sing the songs on ebay commercials? I did once, yeah
11. cause i do. oh, awesome
12. do you use ebay? no
13. whats your name on there? I don't use it
14. you have 10 seconds to sing the theme song to crank yankers.........GO I never watched it before, I'm a loser...I want to,though
15. did you do it? no
16. do you luff me? no...
17. well **** you.. unless you said yeah. no thanks
18. is christmas your favorite holiday? hell yes
19 .when is my birthday? ummm...let me check your profile and then I'll edit
20. what are you gonna get me for my birthday? I dunno, what do you want?
21. is it gonna be pretty? depends on what you want
22. did you take your vitamins this morning? I forgot to...
23. who sings the song that goes like “mother jasck**** father whoopass”? I don't know...
24. you didn’t know the answer unless you know my cousin did you? yeah...
25. do you like the bong song? never heard it
26. do you like the color pink? it's okay
27. are you shoes pink? no, they're white and they look like they have **** stains on them
28. what species is dorothy in that one picture that makes me laff? I don't know
29. does it make you laff? never saw it...
30. the end.. now leave me the hell alone. be glad to

[AKA]

1. hello.
Good afternoon.

2. whats my name?
Your name's Pitt. And your ass ain't talking your way outta this ****.

3. what color of socks are you wearing right now?
White.

4. are you stupid?
I couldn't think of a witty retort for this question, so you make the call.

5. what color is your hair?
Some would say blonde. I like to call it "off-white."

6. is it pink?
Yes.

7. whats my last name?
McGarnacle.

8. did help you with that question?
No. He helped me with the answer.

9. do you like ebay commercials?
As much as I like fighting a bout with SARS. Is it too soon to make SARS jokes?

10 do you sing the songs on ebay commercials?
While an Ebay commercial is playing, I'll usually just hum "Like A Rhinestone Cowboy" by Glen Campbell for thirty seconds.

11. cause i do.
That's not a question.

12. do you use ebay?
Indeed I do. Why? Do you want me to bid on something for you?

13. whats your name on there?
brodieman1999

14. you have 10 seconds to sing the theme song to crank yankers.........GO
I don't know the theme song to Crank Yankers, so I'll just juggle.

15. did you do it?
I tried to, but I just huddled under my desk into the fetal position.

16. do you luff me?
No. But please don't be angry that I didn't say no.

17. well **** you.. unless you said yeah.
See, this is what I was trying to avoid, you heartless fiend.

18. is christmas your favorite holiday?
Yes. Santa's usually very good to me.

19 .when is my birthday?
Thursday the 20th.

20. what are you gonna get me for my birthday?
A new birthday.

21. is it gonna be pretty?
No. It's going to be February 29th.

22. did you take your vitamins this morning?
For everybody there's a One-A-Day.

Or, if you prefer:

Ten million strong... and growing!

23. who sings the song that goes like “mother jasck**** father whoopass”?
Donny Osmond.

24. you didn’t know the answer unless you know my cousin did you?
I didn't know Donny Osmond is your cousin. Are you a mormon, too?

25. do you like the bong song?
No, but I do like the bong sonnet by Shakespeare.

26. do you like the color pink?
[REDNECK ACCENT]'Ey! You call'n' me a sissy?[/ACCENT].

27. are you shoes pink?
They're a dingy white.

28. what species is dorothy in that one picture that makes me laff?
Uh, wild guess - giraffe?

29. does it make you laff?
I haven't seen it.

30. the end.. now leave me the hell alone.
You damn kids these days.

[Mrs. Ducky]

Originally posted by sArAh123¼
1. hello.
2. whats my name?
3. what color of socks are you wearing right now?
4. are you stupid?
5. what color is your hair?
6. is it pink?
7. whats my last name?
8. did help you with that question?
9. do you like ebay commercials?
10 do you sing the songs on ebay commercials?
11. cause i do.
12. do you use ebay?
13. whats your name on there?
14. you have 10 seconds to sing the theme song to crank yankers.........GO
15. did you do it?
16. do you luff me?
17. well **** you.. unless you said yeah.
18. is christmas your favorite holiday?
19 .when is my birthday?
20. what are you gonna get me for my birthday?
21. is it gonna be pretty?
22. did you take your vitamins this morning?
23. who sings the song that goes like “mother jasck**** father whoopass”?
24. you didn’t know the answer unless you know my cousin did you?
25. do you like the bong song?
26. do you like the color pink?
27. are you shoes pink?
28. what species is dorothy in that one picture that makes me laff?
29. does it make you laff?
30. the end.. now leave me the hell alone.

1. Hi!
2. Sarah
3. I'm not wearing socks
4. no
5. Brown
6. no
7. How the hell would I know
8. no
9. Of coarse
10. Sometimes
11. cool
12. no
13. don't have one
14. I don't watch that show
15. no
16. no
17. whatever
18. yes
19. I don't know
20. it's a surprise
21. maybe
22. no
23. ummm, your cousin
24. Who's your cousin?
25. what's that?
26. It's OK
27. my shoes are white with cherries on them but one of them has a pink dot on it from when I spilled liquid soup
28. monkey
29. Yeah
30. Bye- Bye

[*InThisMoment*]

1. hello.
NO.
2. whats my name?
Um. i'm gonna take a WILD guess and say SARAH.
3. what color of socks are you wearing right now?
I'm not wearing any socks.
4. are you stupid?
Nah.
5. what color is your hair?
Brown.
6. is it pink?
No.
7. whats my last name?
I know. But i'm never telling a soul.
8. did help you with that question?
You bet he did.
9. do you like ebay commercials?
Kinda.
10 do you sing the songs on ebay commercials?
When and if i feel like it.
11. cause i do.
I WANT EGG NOG.
12. do you use ebay?
That's MY secret
13. whats your name on there?
Ha. You think i'm telling you?
14. you have 10 seconds to sing the theme song to crank yankers.........GO
O_o
15. did you do it?
No. I dont feel like it
16. do you luff me?
Not really.
17. well **** you.. unless you said yeah.
lyke. whateva.
18. is christmas your favorite holiday?
Oh yeah.
19 .when is my birthday?
I dont know.
20. what are you gonna get me for my birthday?
An Avril Lavigne (sp?) CD
21. is it gonna be pretty?
You'll love it!
22. did you take your vitamins this morning?
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, WOMEN.
23. who sings the song that goes like “mother jasck**** father whoopass”?
What the heck.
24. you didn’t know the answer unless you know my cousin did you?
No.
25. do you like the bong song?
*ponders*
26. do you like the color pink?
Yes.
27. are you shoes pink?
No. I'm not wearing any shoes.
28. what species is dorothy in that one picture that makes me laff?
*ponders* I dont know
29. does it make you laff?
I have to find out what it looks like first.
30. the end.. now leave me the hell alone.
*Slaps you in the face* YOU TRYIN' TO START SOMETHING WITH ME? HUH? ARE YA?

[dandelion wine]

1. Hi

2. Sarah

3. I'm not wearing any.

4. No

5. Dark brown

6. No

7. I don't know.

8. No

9. Yes

10 If I feel like it.

11. Cool

12. Only if I'm browsing around.

13. I don't have one there.

14. That's not enough time!

15. No

16. Ummm

17.

18. No

19. I have no idea.

20. That's a surprise.

21. Maybe

22. No

23. No idea

24. No

25. No

26. Yeah

27. Nope

28. I'd have to go look.

29. See number 28

30. Ok.

[-*Leah*-]

1. hello. - Hey!
2. whats my name? Sarah
3. what color of socks are you wearing right now? - white
4. are you stupid? - nope
5. what color is your hair? - brown
6. is it pink? - no
7. whats my last name? -
8. did help you with that question?
9. do you like ebay commercials? sometimes
10 do you sing the songs on ebay commercials? nope
11. cause i do. Okay
12. do you use ebay? nope
13. whats your name on there? don't have one
14. you have 10 seconds to sing the theme song to crank yankers.........GO ... uhhh...
15. did you do it? No
16. do you luff me? uhhh
17. well **** you.. unless you said yeah.
18. is christmas your favorite holiday? yes
19 .when is my birthday? don't know..
20. what are you gonna get me for my birthday? nothin
21. is it gonna be pretty? uhh...guess not
22. did you take your vitamins this morning? - nope
23. who sings the song that goes like “mother jasck**** father whoopass”? no idea
24. you didn’t know the answer unless you know my cousin did you? nope
25. do you like the bong song? - I don't know what it is
26. do you like the color pink? - yah
27. are you shoes pink? - no
28. what species is dorothy in that one picture that makes me laff? I don't know
29. does it make you laff? sure...
30. the end.. now leave me the hell alone. Ok!

[The Modfather]

1. hello.- Hi
2. whats my name?- Sarah
3. what color of socks are you wearing right now?- White
4. are you stupid?- No
5. what color is your hair?- Brown
6. is it pink?- No
7. whats my last name?- No clue
8. did help you with that question?- Yes
9. do you like ebay commercials?- Yes
10 do you sing the songs on ebay commercials?- No
11. cause i do.- Ok
12. do you use ebay?- No
13. whats your name on there?
14. you have 10 seconds to sing the theme song to crank yankers.........GO
15. did you do it?- No
16. do you luff me?- No, but I think of you as a friend
17. well **** you.. unless you said yeah.- Thanks
18. is christmas your favorite holiday?- Yes
19 .when is my birthday?- No clue
20. what are you gonna get me for my birthday?-
21. is it gonna be pretty?- Yes
22. did you take your vitamins this morning?- No
23. who sings the song that goes like “mother jasck**** father whoopass”?- Don't know
24. you didn’t know the answer unless you know my cousin did you?- No
25. do you like the bong song?- Yes
26. do you like the color pink?- Yes
27. are you shoes pink?- No
28. what species is dorothy in that one picture that makes me laff?- Don't know
29. does it make you laff?- Haven't seen it
30. the end.. now leave me the hell alone.- Ok *Leaves Hell alone*

[dawsongirl]

1. hello. Aloha

2. whats my name? I don't remember

3. what color of socks are you wearing right now? White

4. are you stupid? I dunno...are you?

5. what color is your hair? brown

6. is it pink? No

7. whats my last name?Guthernuotryvdegre

8. did help you with that question? Hell no

9. do you like ebay commercials? On ebay....

10 do you sing the songs on ebay commercials? On ebay...

11. cause i do. That makes you special?

12. do you use ebay? On ebay....

13. whats your name on there? On ebay...

14. you have 10 seconds to sing the theme song to crank yankers.........GO

15. did you do it? No

16. do you luff me?

17. well **** you.. unless you said yeah.

18. is christmas your favorite holiday? Yeah

19 .when is my birthday? Today

20. what are you gonna get me for my birthday? Nothin

21. is it gonna be pretty? Sure thang

22. did you take your vitamins this morning? no

23. who sings the song that goes like “mother jasck**** father whoopass”? me

24. you didn’t know the answer unless you know my cousin did you? yes

25. do you like the bong song? moooooo

26. do you like the color pink? yes

27. are you shoes pink? no

28. what species is dorothy in that one picture that makes me laff? Moooooo Coooowwwwwww

29. does it make you laff? yes dorothy is a coooowwwww

30. the end.. now leave me the hell alone.

[TheHappyBurgerMeister]

1. hello. hey!
2. whats my name? yours? Sarah
3. what color of socks are you wearing right now? white (yeah, i'm boring)
4. are you stupid? no
5. what color is your hair? dark blonde
6. is it pink? no
7. whats my last name? I don't know
8. did help you with that question? no
9. do you like ebay commercials? no, they're annoying
10 do you sing the songs on ebay commercials? no
11. cause i do. how nice
12. do you use ebay? no
13. whats your name on there? don't use it
14. you have 10 seconds to sing the theme song to crank yankers.........GO
15. did you do it? don't know the theme song to that show!
16. do you luff me? sure
17. well **** you.. unless you said yeah.
18. is christmas your favorite holiday? yes
19 .when is my birthday? may 16th (that's just a guess!)
20. what are you gonna get me for my birthday? I don't know
21. is it gonna be pretty? sure
22. did you take your vitamins this morning? yes
23. who sings the song that goes like “mother jasck**** father whoopass”? i dunno
24. you didn’t know the answer unless you know my cousin did you? yeah
25. do you like the bong song? never heard it
26. do you like the color pink? yes
27. are you shoes pink? no, but I have blue shoes!
28. what species is dorothy in that one picture that makes me laff? a person?
29. does it make you laff? I don't know
30. the end.. now leave me the hell alone. OK

[~*Hannah_Lee*~]

1. hello. Hi!
2. whats my name? Sarah, silly.
3. what color of socks are you wearing right now? White
4. are you stupid? sometimes
5. what color is your hair? blonde
6. is it pink? no
7. whats my last name? i dunno
8. did help you with that question? yes he did
9. do you like ebay commercials? sometimes
10 do you sing the songs on ebay commercials? sometimes
11. cause i do. cool
12. do you use ebay? yep
13. whats your name on there? i can't remember, haven't been there in a while
14. you have 10 seconds to sing the theme song to crank yankers.........GO ugh.....dont remember it
15. did you do it? nope
16. do you luff me? yes, i luff you sarah
17. well **** you.. unless you said yeah.
18. is christmas your favorite holiday? yes
19 .when is my birthday? i dunno
20. what are you gonna get me for my birthday? nothing
21. is it gonna be pretty? yep
22. did you take your vitamins this morning? nope
23. who sings the song that goes like “mother jasck**** father whoopass”? i dunnno
24. you didn’t know the answer unless you know my cousin did you? nope
25. do you like the bong song? no
26. do you like the color pink? yes
27. are you shoes pink? no
28. what species is dorothy in that one picture that makes me laff? i dunno
29. does it make you laff? i dunno
30. the end.. now leave me the hell alone. no, never.....

[fr00ti]

1. hello. yo
2. whats my name? sarah
3. what color of socks are you wearing right now? white
4. are you stupid? yep
5. what color is your hair? red
6. is it pink? almost
7. whats my last name? beats me
8. did help you with that question? yes
9. do you like ebay commercials? yeah
10 do you sing the songs on ebay commercials? you know it
11. cause i do. ha
12. do you use ebay? no
13. whats your name on there? i dont have one
14. you have 10 seconds to sing the theme song to crank yankers.........GO i dont know it....
15. did you do it? nope
16. do you luff me?
17. well **** you.. unless you said yeah. lalala
18. is christmas your favorite holiday? mmhmm
19 .when is my birthday? july 3rd? i dunno sometime in july
20. what are you gonna get me for my birthday? something
21. is it gonna be pretty? yes
22. did you take your vitamins this morning? nope
23. who sings the song that goes like “mother jasck**** father whoopass”? dont know
24. you didn’t know the answer unless you know my cousin did you? nope
25. do you like the bong song? nope
26. do you like the color pink? yesss my fav color
27. are you shoes pink? yes actually they are
28. what species is dorothy in that one picture that makes me laff? cow
29. does it make you laff? yes
30. the end.. now leave me the hell alone.

[PZelda]

1. hello.
Hi

2. whats my name?
Sarah

3. what color of socks are you wearing right now?
White

4. are you stupid?
Let me check...3.5 GPA. Nope.

5. what color is your hair?
Brown.

6. is it pink?
No, but it has natural red highlights...Kinda close to pink, tho. lol

7. whats my last name?
Does it start with a P?

8. did help you with that question?
I tried, he said he didn't know.

9. do you like ebay commercials?
YES!

10 do you sing the songs on ebay commercials?
Nope.

11. cause i do.
Cool

12. do you use ebay?
Yes

13. whats your name on there?
Nunya biz

14. you have 10 seconds to sing the theme song to crank yankers.........GO


15. did you do it?
Nope

16. do you luff me?
YESSSSSSS you rock.

17. well **** you.. unless you said yeah.


18. is christmas your favorite holiday?
Yep

19 .when is my birthday?
July 4, 1989

20. what are you gonna get me for my birthday?
Nunya biz

21. is it gonna be pretty?
Yep

22. did you take your vitamins this morning?
Nope

23. who sings the song that goes like “mother jasck**** father whoopass”?
No idea

24. you didn’t know the answer unless you know my cousin did you?
Is that a trick question?

25. do you like the bong song?
...

26. do you like the color pink?
YES

27. are you shoes pink?
No, but I do have pink trim on one of them and I do have pink sandals.

28. what species is dorothy in that one picture that makes me laff?


29. does it make you laff?
LMAO YES

30. the end.. now leave me the hell alone.
Yes, ma'am