Urban Dictionary

[SBTB Geek]

LOL... this is one hilarious website!!! It gives you urban definitions to every word (obviously.) Try it out.

Here are some examples:

Saved By The Bell:
1. Elite 80's show.
ex. I watched saved by the bell yesterday. Yesterday was 1989. I swear.

2. the root of all gayness
ex. "philip is such a saved by the bell, im gonna slit his ****ing throat"

FOX
1. A television network that produces the most degrading, mind-retarding, digressive, low-budget reality programming on the planet. It has gained credibility as a major network by consistently feeding the masses with crap that fills them up. High points for the network include animated shows, especially Family Guy, which they eventually cancelled.

2. A news program that is the most sensationalist of all of the 24 hour news channels. Again, FOX NEWS has experienced high viewership due to its unparalleled ability to catch the eye of the imbecile with ridiculously exaggerated reporting and other tactics aimed at getting viewers first, and giving correct, unbiased, factual news second. Also a perfect example of how the media, in all actuality, is much more conservative than liberal. The common misconception that the media is liberal is based on surveys that asked anchors, reporters, and other people that are on the camera to give their political affiliation. The survey should have been done on the big businessmen that own everything, who are the people that get to decide what gets on the air and who gets to keep their jobs.

3. Any of various carnivorous mammals of the genus Vulpes and related genera, related to the dogs and wolves and characteristically having upright ears, a pointed snout, and a long bushy tail.

Fox news is the current administration's propoganda machine and is a much sadder comment on the state of American affairs than the current trend of low voter turnout.

Carson Daly
1. Puppet of MTV VJ who's job description looks something like this:
a. be likeable
b. like everyone
ex. "hi, i'm carson daly, and i'm a massive tool."

2. A castrated spokesman for MTV shows like Total Request Live which are responsible for the dumbing down of America's youth.

Carson Daly is only popular for as long as he can continue kissing MTV's corporate behind for cash.

geek
1. The term "geek" originally referred to the carnival performers whose act consisted of biting the heads off chickens and eating glass. Over time it came to be applied to anyone who got paid to do work considered odd or bizarre by mainstream society.

The term now enjoys a special status within the technical community, particularly among particularly knowledgable computer programmers. To identify oneself as a "geek" indicates a recognition that most people still consider programming computers to be a bizarre act, along with a certain fierce satisfaction in being very good at their inglorious profession.

That most software geeks now easily earn twice as much as the average laborer just sweetens their defiant embrace of the term.

Note: Unlike the word "nerd," which is always pejorative, "geek" often carries a positive connotation when used by one of the group. The use of the term by outsiders is considered insulting.

"If you really need the right answer, check with Bob; he's our resident alpha geek."

2. n. previously a 4 letter word, now a 6 figure salary

Bill Gates is a geek, yet is the richest man in the world


This is cool... try it out for yourself. <<www.urbandictionary.com>>

[TJL]

Very funny!

I'll have to try to come up with some definitions.

[Czas na Zywiec]

teenybopper

A fanatcial teenager, often a girl at the cusp of puberty, who squanders vast amounts of hard earned money on useless items of clothes, music, and fashion products. Frowned upon by the more educated sector of our soceity, considred the epitome of ignorance of the teen age life.

A ******, usually a 11-14 year old girl who wears shirts that say things like "angel" "princess" "diva" "goddess," etc. they wear sparkly pink/blue jewelry. and the true mark is crisp, clean new-looking low-top converse OR navy blue skechers. also pretend they have boobs but they dont. their bras are more like a piece of elastic with eggshells connected. and they enjoy wearing denim bell bottoms or "flares" with pre-worn out butts and/or a little flowery design somewhere. hey, check out the fruity teenybopper... yeah the one with cheap butterfly clips in her hair and the justin timberlake lunchbox


I can think of a few people here that this definition would apply to.

[Kristina]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
who wears shirts that say things like "angel" "princess" "diva" "goddess," etc.

Oh my god, I hate those shirts. Those are the ugliest things to come in the world of clothing and fashion. Ever.


Three's Company:

1. Old sitcom starring JOHN RITTER.

Come and knock on our door.

We've been waiting for you.

There's a lovely space that needs your face,

Three's Company, Too!


2. This is when you put your balls in to.

She was so wide I gave her a three's company.


3. Same thing as a 3-way, or threesome.

I had TWO girls over last night, Three's Company!



..interesting.

[SBTB Geek]

Hilary Duff- 1. Blonde haired bimbo, yep. Shes really mean especially to guys like me who bug her mom buy calling her cell fone #. I skream at her "PLA ownz YA' and she hang up. Mean lady. Anyways know she is doing her gay singing career but shes got a hot ass and i'd hit it.

2. dats da hot white biotch lil' bow wow was fukkin' yeeh!
ex. Hilary Duff is a registered trademark of the Disney Corporation

[SBTB Geek]

Olsen- 1. Originally meaning one of the Olsen Twins, this has come to be descriptive of any jailbait. Someone under the age of consent who you would love to bone silly.

Your little sister is hella olsen.