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bunzofsteele · 11-23-2003, 03:37 AM

Here's a classic from when DJ starts going to church...

DJ: What religion are we?

Roseanne: We're Good people, DJ.

Dan: Yeah, only we're not practicing...

stephy · 11-23-2003, 08:54 AM

There are a couple of good ones in the episode where D.J is peeking at Darlene.

Darlene:Mom, D.J was peeking at me when I was getting changed.

Roseanne

.J I told you to stop doing that.

D.J:you told me to stop peeking at Becky.

Roseanne:Hes got me there

and

Darlene

.J was peeking at me!

Becky:Why?

db108108 · 11-24-2003, 06:00 PM

Actually, the first quote you mention goes more like:

DJ "What religion are we?"

Roseanne: "I don't kinow, Dan?"

Dan: Well, Your mom's mon is Lutheran, you're mom's dad was Jewish, my family is Baptist."

roseanne: "Basically, we believe in being good, so that makes us... um, good people."

lemmy · 12-01-2003, 05:55 PM

It's in the episode where lecy comes back in season 8, her and Darlene are fighting and Roseanne yells at them for having a childish fight.
Becky:No mom, this was an adult fight.
The line isn't that funny but the way she says it is classic.
I also like the one where Becky wants to go on the pil,
Becky:Mom, I think it's time to get some birth control.
Jackie:Isn't it great Roseanne!

db108108 · 12-01-2003, 09:24 PM

I love the way Jackie says that line. There were alot of great delieveries by Laurie Metcalfe.

I love the one-

Roseanne - "Normal mothers don't have daughters in therapy"
Bev "Who's in therapy?"
Jackie: "Roseanne..."

But it's not the line, it's the way Laurie delievered it that made it hilarious

11-23-2003, 03:37 AM	#1
bunzofsteele Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 22, 2003 Location: Edmonton, CANADA Posts: 6	quotes... Here's a classic from when DJ starts going to church... DJ: What religion are we? Roseanne: We're Good people, DJ. Dan: Yeah, only we're not practicing...
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11-23-2003, 08:54 AM	#2
stephy Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 11, 2003 Location: Illinios Posts: 96	There are a couple of good ones in the episode where D.J is peeking at Darlene. Darlene:Mom, D.J was peeking at me when I was getting changed. Roseanne.J I told you to stop doing that. D.J:you told me to stop peeking at Becky. Roseanne:Hes got me there and Darlene.J was peeking at me! Becky:Why?

11-24-2003, 06:00 PM	#3
db108108 Teacher (for now) Senior Member Join Date: Mar 20, 2003 Location: 2 hours north of Detroit, 2 hours south of Toronto Posts: 1,023	Actually, the first quote you mention goes more like: DJ "What religion are we?" Roseanne: "I don't kinow, Dan?" Dan: Well, Your mom's mon is Lutheran, you're mom's dad was Jewish, my family is Baptist." roseanne: "Basically, we believe in being good, so that makes us... um, good people."

12-01-2003, 05:55 PM	#4
lemmy Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 24, 2003 Location: ireland Posts: 26	It's in the episode where lecy comes back in season 8, her and Darlene are fighting and Roseanne yells at them for having a childish fight. Becky:No mom, this was an adult fight. The line isn't that funny but the way she says it is classic. I also like the one where Becky wants to go on the pil, Becky:Mom, I think it's time to get some birth control. Jackie:Isn't it great Roseanne!

12-01-2003, 09:24 PM	#5
db108108 Teacher (for now) Senior Member Join Date: Mar 20, 2003 Location: 2 hours north of Detroit, 2 hours south of Toronto Posts: 1,023	I love the way Jackie says that line. There were alot of great delieveries by Laurie Metcalfe. I love the one- Roseanne - "Normal mothers don't have daughters in therapy" Bev "Who's in therapy?" Jackie: "Roseanne..." But it's not the line, it's the way Laurie delievered it that made it hilarious