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BillyK · 11-21-2003, 04:20 PM

Remember the "verbal" fight between Alan Willis and George Jefferson in Jenny's Low.

"You're teeth are white and your breath is bad, so get outta my face before you wish you had".

"Listen Jack, if it weren't for the fact that you're 5-2, like white over rice I'd be all over you!!"

"Listen, when you're in my house show some respect, with your elephant ears and chicken neck".

Later on Helen show her stuff to George....something like "a shrimp like you can't fill my net" - can't remember the rest...

Then.... all George can come out with is...

Yo Mamma!

TVFactFan · 11-21-2003, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by BillyK
Remember the "verbal" fight between Alan Willis and George Jefferson in Jenny's Low.

"You're teeth are white and your breath is bad, so get outta my face before you wish you had".

"Listen Jack, if it weren't for the fact that you're 5-2, like white over rice I'd be all over you!!"

"Listen, when you're in my house show some respect, with your elephant ears and chicken neck".

Later on Helen show her stuff to George....something like "a shrimp like you can't fill my net" - can't remember the rest...

Then.... all George can come out with is...

Yo Mamma!

Alan said yor teeth are YELLOW not WHITE.

And Don't forget Alan's statement

"IF YOU WANT RESPECT YOU GOT TO EARN IT, So COVER YOUR NOSE BEFORE I BURN IT"

BillyK · 11-22-2003, 10:13 PM

Oops. Sorry Sitcom Analyzer.

You're right about that first point.

You're Teeth Are YELLOW.

Still it was funny.

11-21-2003, 04:20 PM	#1
BillyK Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 23, 2003 Location: Connecticut Posts: 122	George Jefferson VS Alan Willis Remember the "verbal" fight between Alan Willis and George Jefferson in Jenny's Low. "You're teeth are white and your breath is bad, so get outta my face before you wish you had". "Listen Jack, if it weren't for the fact that you're 5-2, like white over rice I'd be all over you!!" "Listen, when you're in my house show some respect, with your elephant ears and chicken neck". Later on Helen show her stuff to George....something like "a shrimp like you can't fill my net" - can't remember the rest... Then.... all George can come out with is... Yo Mamma!

11-22-2003, 10:13 PM	#3
BillyK Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Oct 23, 2003 Location: Connecticut Posts: 122	Oops. Sorry Sitcom Analyzer. You're right about that first point. You're Teeth Are YELLOW. Still it was funny.