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TJL · 11-20-2003, 10:43 PM

My lovely parents came home last night after a vacation and found thier home (where yours truly grew up in) had been broken into!
My mother's jewerly seem to be the only thing the thieves took off with, but there was some damage to the front door.
My Mom is upset at losing her personals, but they seem to be okay.
It really pisses me off that after 30 years in that house without any trouble, something like this happens.

That's it, from this day forward, I'm dedicating my life to ridding the world of criminals who prey on unwary retired suburbanites.

All I need is a cape, a mask, a codpiece and boots.

I think my ex girlfriend left those things in the closet...

So be wary folks! Be safe.

The Modfather · 11-20-2003, 10:46 PM

Wow. That sucks. I hope the cops catch them!

Hollow · 11-20-2003, 10:49 PM

**** all theives, they can just get a job and buy their own damn jewlery.

PashminaDietrich · 11-20-2003, 10:50 PM

Any chance you could find the lowlifes that stole my car stereo?

P.S.: If you can't find a cheap hero outfit in NY, I know a few nice places in Dallas...

Janice · 11-21-2003, 01:59 AM

That's awful news. Lowlife scum. Not your parents, the thieves.

Home invasion must be one of the most terrible things to happen to people.

It's fortunate that your folks didn't walk in on the robbery. As lousy as this is, take heart that your parents are safe.

TJL · 11-21-2003, 06:23 AM

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Originally posted by Janice

It's fortunate that your folks didn't walk in on the robbery. As lousy as this is, take heart that your parents are safe.

Yes. My Mother was happy that no one from my family was in the house while the thieves were there.
Hopefully the Police will capture the people who did this. Word is that there have been a rash of robberies in the area, so maybe someone will see a robbery in progress and report it.

MonarC · 11-21-2003, 07:23 PM

sorry to hear that TJL..
ya know i heard on tv somewhere that if you have very priceless airlooms in your house you should hide them in a place that thieves will never think too look. Like in a ziplock bag in the flour container or something...

TJL · 11-21-2003, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by MonarC
sorry to hear that TJL..
ya know i heard on tv somewhere that if you have very priceless airlooms in your house you should hide them in a place that thieves will never think too look. Like in a ziplock bag in the flour container or something...

Over the Thanksgiving Holiday I'm going to bury my entire Star Wars toy collection in the backyard.

Those bastards aint gonna get my retirement fund!

MonarC · 11-21-2003, 07:30 PM

just make sure you remember where you put them and make sure no one sees you doing it...

EricIdlefan · 11-22-2003, 10:05 AM

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Originally posted by TJL
My lovely parents came home last night after a vacation and found thier home (where yours truly grew up in) had been broken into!
My mother's jewerly seem to be the only thing the thieves took off with, but there was some damage to the front door.
My Mom is upset at losing her personals, but they seem to be okay.
It really pisses me off that after 30 years in that house without any trouble, something like this happens.

That's it, from this day forward, I'm dedicating my life to ridding the world of criminals who prey on unwary retired suburbanites.

All I need is a cape, a mask, a codpiece and boots.

I think my ex girlfriend left those things in the closet...

So be wary folks! Be safe.

Be like the new Batman and/or Superman!!

Pitooey · 11-22-2003, 11:21 AM

So sorry that happened to your parents TJL.

I know that awful feeling. I got robbed at least 2 times when I lived on my own. It was a terrible feeling.

Well do you have a name as the masked superhero yet? How about SuperSnoop? Or SuperGuard???

Janice · 11-22-2003, 01:22 PM

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Originally posted by TJL
That's it, from this day forward, I'm dedicating my life to ridding the world of criminals who prey on unwary retired suburbanites.

All I need is a cape, a mask, a codpiece and boots.

Here you go Darth....

Janice · 11-22-2003, 01:44 PM

You can always enlist the help of our Commander in Chief.

TJL · 11-22-2003, 06:27 PM

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Originally posted by Janice
Here you go Darth....

Does this utility belt make me look fat?

Pitooey · 11-23-2003, 01:45 AM

How about this daredevil suit TJL?

11-20-2003, 10:43 PM	#1
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11-20-2003, 10:46 PM	#2
The Modfather It Sure Does Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,149	Wow. That sucks. I hope the cops catch them!
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11-20-2003, 10:49 PM	#3
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	**** all theives, they can just get a job and buy their own damn jewlery.
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11-20-2003, 10:50 PM	#4
PashminaDietrich Oh no, she's baaack Senior Member Join Date: Jul 20, 2003 Location: north of Arlen, south of Southfork, and stuck in the middle with you... Posts: 1,733	Any chance you could find the lowlifes that stole my car stereo? P.S.: If you can't find a cheap hero outfit in NY, I know a few nice places in Dallas...
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11-22-2003, 11:21 AM	#11
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	So sorry that happened to your parents TJL. I know that awful feeling. I got robbed at least 2 times when I lived on my own. It was a terrible feeling. Well do you have a name as the masked superhero yet? How about SuperSnoop? Or SuperGuard???
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11-21-2003, 01:59 AM	#5
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	That's awful news. Lowlife scum. Not your parents, the thieves. Home invasion must be one of the most terrible things to happen to people. It's fortunate that your folks didn't walk in on the robbery. As lousy as this is, take heart that your parents are safe.

11-21-2003, 07:23 PM	#7
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	sorry to hear that TJL.. ya know i heard on tv somewhere that if you have very priceless airlooms in your house you should hide them in a place that thieves will never think too look. Like in a ziplock bag in the flour container or something...

11-21-2003, 07:30 PM	#9
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	just make sure you remember where you put them and make sure no one sees you doing it...

11-22-2003, 01:44 PM	#13
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	You can always enlist the help of our Commander in Chief. Attached Images

11-23-2003, 01:45 AM	#15
Pitooey Member Forum Star Join Date: Feb 15, 2001 Location: Rocking in Transylvania. Posts: 15,042	How about this daredevil suit TJL? Attached Images