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Janice · 11-20-2003, 04:42 PM

Post your Thanksgiving photos, cartoons or jokes.

This is a Thanksgiving card that I scanned.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 11-20-2003, 08:30 PM

aw

Janice · 11-20-2003, 08:45 PM

Top Ten Signs the Person Answering the Butterball Turkey Hotline is Nuts

10. Starts out by asking, "What are you wearing?"

9. Keeps referring to product called "Vicks Vap-O-Gravy"

8. Recommends thawing the turkey in your pants

7. Wants you to look inside the turkey for contact lens he lost at the processing plant

6. When you ask, "How often should I baste it?" he says, "Are we still talking about the turkey?"

5. Tells you that when the timer pops up, you have ten seconds before the damn thing explodes

4. Insists you cook turkey at six degrees for 450 hours

3. Keeps interrupting to ask if you're planning to eat the bird or wear it as a hat

2. Claims to have sailed from New York to the Bahamas in a gravy boat

1. He tells you to go stuff yourself

Penny Lane · 11-20-2003, 08:53 PM

oK, Here's mine!

David · 11-20-2003, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by Penny Lane
oK, Here's mine!

thats cool. I like the other pics posted too. That card is funny

Janice · 11-20-2003, 09:00 PM

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*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 11-20-2003, 09:02 PM

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Originally posted by Janice
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Brian · 11-20-2003, 09:04 PM

http://winstars.free.fr/english/imag...hturkey512.jpg

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 11-20-2003, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by Brian
http://winstars.free.fr/english/imag...hturkey512.jpg

OMG, lol

Janice · 11-20-2003, 09:08 PM

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Cactus Jack · 11-20-2003, 10:00 PM

Whats a turkey's favorite classic actor?

Clark Gobble

Hollow · 11-20-2003, 10:05 PM

i hate thanksgiving. i hate eating a bunch of nasty crap just becasue some people came here. the end.

Hollow · 11-20-2003, 10:13 PM

oh and heres a picture.

Pitooey · 11-20-2003, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RalphMalphFan007
Whats a turkey's favorite classic actor?

Clark Gobble

Gobble, Gobble, Gobble.........

TJL · 11-20-2003, 10:59 PM

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

11-20-2003, 04:42 PM	#1
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	Thanksgiving Thread Post your Thanksgiving photos, cartoons or jokes. This is a Thanksgiving card that I scanned. Attached Images
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11-20-2003, 08:45 PM	#3
Janice Retired Admin - Hollywood Swingin' Forum Legend Join Date: Aug 03, 2001 Location: Beantown Posts: 36,388	David Letterman's Top Ten Signs the Person Answering the Butterball Turkey Hotline is Nuts 10. Starts out by asking, "What are you wearing?" 9. Keeps referring to product called "Vicks Vap-O-Gravy" 8. Recommends thawing the turkey in your pants 7. Wants you to look inside the turkey for contact lens he lost at the processing plant 6. When you ask, "How often should I baste it?" he says, "Are we still talking about the turkey?" 5. Tells you that when the timer pops up, you have ten seconds before the damn thing explodes 4. Insists you cook turkey at six degrees for 450 hours 3. Keeps interrupting to ask if you're planning to eat the bird or wear it as a hat 2. Claims to have sailed from New York to the Bahamas in a gravy boat 1. He tells you to go stuff yourself

11-20-2003, 08:53 PM	#4
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11-20-2003, 10:00 PM	#11
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11-20-2003, 10:05 PM	#12
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	i hate thanksgiving. i hate eating a bunch of nasty crap just becasue some people came here. the end.

11-20-2003, 10:13 PM	#13
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11-20-2003, 10:59 PM	#15
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