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TJL · 11-13-2003, 10:26 PM

From the "I Don't Know Nothin Bout Birthin No Babies" file:

Movie hunk Russell Crowe will attend the birth of his first child in January - but his wife has banned him from watching too closely. The Gladiator star's wife Danielle Spencer is happy to have her husband with her when she gives birth - but only as long as he concentrates on comforting her, rather than watching the baby coming out. He says, "Yeah, I'm going to be there, absolutely. But I'm only allowed to look in certain areas. She wants me to focus on her and that's fine and dandy. I love smelling babies."

That's it Honey...push...good girl! Oh baby, I'm so proud of you.
Okay, one more push.
That's it...Oh Honey, you're so beautiful...

OH DEAR GOD! WHAT THE

IS THAT!!!
HOLY

! MY GOD! EWWWW! THAT'S

GROSS!

MonarC · 11-13-2003, 10:31 PM

I wouldn't want my hubby to look either...

PZelda · 11-13-2003, 10:35 PM

!!!!!

Brian · 11-13-2003, 10:35 PM

!!!

Hollow · 11-13-2003, 10:37 PM

that was ****ing hilarious when he was on south park. i couldnt stop laughing... haha off topic

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 11-13-2003, 10:37 PM

Crimson and Clover · 11-13-2003, 10:46 PM

11-13-2003, 10:26 PM	#1
TJL Suburbanite Extrordinaire Forum Star Join Date: Dec 29, 2001 Location: New Jersey - the cradle of civilization Posts: 16,588	TJL's Hollywood Crapola - 11/13/03 From the "I Don't Know Nothin Bout Birthin No Babies" file: Movie hunk Russell Crowe will attend the birth of his first child in January - but his wife has banned him from watching too closely. The Gladiator star's wife Danielle Spencer is happy to have her husband with her when she gives birth - but only as long as he concentrates on comforting her, rather than watching the baby coming out. He says, "Yeah, I'm going to be there, absolutely. But I'm only allowed to look in certain areas. She wants me to focus on her and that's fine and dandy. I love smelling babies." That's it Honey...push...good girl! Oh baby, I'm so proud of you. Okay, one more push. That's it...Oh Honey, you're so beautiful... OH DEAR GOD! WHAT THE IS THAT!!! HOLY ! MY GOD! EWWWW! THAT'S GROSS!
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11-13-2003, 10:35 PM	#3
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11-13-2003, 10:31 PM	#2
MonarC The truth will set you free Forum Fanatic Join Date: Dec 05, 2002 Location: 3rd Stone From The Sun Posts: 9,525	I wouldn't want my hubby to look either...

11-13-2003, 10:35 PM	#4
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11-13-2003, 10:37 PM	#5
Hollow Member Forum Superstar Join Date: Dec 16, 2001 Posts: 30,406	that was ****ing hilarious when he was on south park. i couldnt stop laughing... haha off topic