ep 181: The Write an Episode Game - Sitcoms Online Message Boards

Maestro · 11-10-2003, 04:24 PM

Welcome to The Write an Episode game!

This is not a race or a contest, it's just a fun game.
Let's just try to throw down some solid lines that may end up sounding like a scene or even an ep. Your lines can be actual lines from the show, or compose your own or mix and match. You can use characters from the show, or create your own SeinFreak character.

We get to post one line each, someone else must post between your lines.
Keep it basically like the show, with your lines being any thing from a word (or even a look) to couple of sentences. Let's see what we can pull off

Pay attention to who is in the scene & make it flow..... but it's understood, the nature of the game will keep it pretty whacked & be hard to make some sense.

Giddy up:

Maestro · 11-10-2003, 04:26 PM

Opening Monologue (in comedy club):

J: "..... and what's the deal with people's obsession over these things... it's like they're are "treckies" or something (J holds up the split finger Vulcan hand sign), they just won't let some old sitcom die. What... is 180 episodes not enough/?/?... wait I know, how 'bout if we show them 10 times a day, on a bunch channels..... would that be enough.

DVD????... what DVD..... Enough Yada Yadaing... enough with the junior mints & my god.... the CEREAL!!!! What's with THE CEREAL!!!! It's FOOD... it food you POUR MILK ON for heaven's sake.

Ladies and gentlemen.... I implore you,
Come to your senses & get on with it.... I know I have"

Maestro · 11-10-2003, 04:28 PM

Opening scene (at Monk's):

GEORGE: ...I know, I know, I'm not even sure how I'm paying for this soup...
So here we go.... we're out in 6 months for *ha* "good behavior," and my parents still won't even take my call.

Dutabi84 · 11-10-2003, 04:30 PM

....

sinatrastar · 11-10-2003, 04:31 PM

JERRY: Why not, is your mom still upset that Vandalay refused her 'offer'?

sinatrastar · 11-10-2003, 04:31 PM

sorry Dutabi

Dutabi84 · 11-10-2003, 04:43 PM

bad timing on my part..

G: No, Jerry. She had to be hostpitalized after she found out I was in that "competition".

J: Ooooh..so that didn't sit very well I take it?

sinatrastar · 11-10-2003, 04:46 PM

GEORGE: No, she didnt. Hey, I thought that court reporter was kind of cute, I'm thinking of calling her up.

Maestro · 11-10-2003, 05:11 PM

J: *kind of* cute...? Don't you think she's a little out of your league Biff?

G: Buck.

J: Riiiight.

(Kramer enters and approaches table in a tank top, and he is REALLY muscular from his 6 months behind bars)

sinatrastar · 11-10-2003, 05:15 PM

KRAM: Jerry, check out these lats, Am I buff or what?

JERRY: No thanks, Ive seen enough of mens body parts in the last 6 months to last a lifetime.

Maestro · 11-10-2003, 05:29 PM

G: I had to peek Jerry, I had to peak!

K: Jerry, this last couple months have just given me time to realize the real *Cosmo* (He turns does does a full double arm arm flex)

(enter Elaine)

E: mens body parts, did I hear mens body parts?

sinatrastar · 11-10-2003, 05:35 PM

JER: You heard it, but I dont want to see it. (pushing Kramer's arms down)

ELAINE: Well I have good news, Puddy may not have waited for me, but Peterman did, I got my job back!

GOERGE: How does that help me?

JER: (Ignoring George) Wow, same position, same money?

Dutabi84 · 11-10-2003, 05:44 PM

Elaine: (Inhales slowly) Not quite...yeah I'm in the mail room.

Jerry: Thats a shame.

sinatrastar · 11-10-2003, 07:04 PM

KRAMER: (Grabbing fries from Jerry's plate) That explains why Newman put in for that mail route transer to work downtown.

ELAINE: That I need.

JERRY: So any luck on getting your apartment back?

KRAMER: Well I couldnt afford to hold it while we were (lowers his voice) away, and Manny leased it to someone else.

Maestro · 11-10-2003, 08:29 PM

G: Not afford it/?/?
I spend $2300 a month for a place that smells like monkeys... and he can't afford it...

E: Ouch... a month?

G: You've got the cheapest apartment in Manahattan... how could you not afford it!?!?

K: It's not in my budget.

11-10-2003, 04:24 PM	#1
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	ep 181: The Write an Episode Game Welcome to The Write an Episode game! This is not a race or a contest, it's just a fun game. Let's just try to throw down some solid lines that may end up sounding like a scene or even an ep. Your lines can be actual lines from the show, or compose your own or mix and match. You can use characters from the show, or create your own SeinFreak character. We get to post one line each, someone else must post between your lines. Keep it basically like the show, with your lines being any thing from a word (or even a look) to couple of sentences. Let's see what we can pull off Pay attention to who is in the scene & make it flow..... but it's understood, the nature of the game will keep it pretty whacked & be hard to make some sense. Giddy up:

11-10-2003, 08:29 PM	#15
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	You 2 are too good at this... G: Not afford it/?/? I spend $2300 a month for a place that smells like monkeys... and he can't afford it... E: Ouch... a month? G: You've got the cheapest apartment in Manahattan... how could you not afford it!?!? K: It's not in my budget.

11-10-2003, 04:26 PM	#2
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	Opening Monologue (in comedy club): J: "..... and what's the deal with people's obsession over these things... it's like they're are "treckies" or something (J holds up the split finger Vulcan hand sign), they just won't let some old sitcom die. What... is 180 episodes not enough/?/?... wait I know, how 'bout if we show them 10 times a day, on a bunch channels..... would that be enough. DVD????... what DVD..... Enough Yada Yadaing... enough with the junior mints & my god.... the CEREAL!!!! What's with THE CEREAL!!!! It's FOOD... it food you POUR MILK ON for heaven's sake. Ladies and gentlemen.... I implore you, Come to your senses & get on with it.... I know I have"

11-10-2003, 04:28 PM	#3
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	Opening scene (at Monk's): GEORGE: ...I know, I know, I'm not even sure how I'm paying for this soup... So here we go.... we're out in 6 months for ha "good behavior," and my parents still won't even take my call.

11-10-2003, 04:30 PM	#4
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	....

11-10-2003, 04:31 PM	#5
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	JERRY: Why not, is your mom still upset that Vandalay refused her 'offer'?

11-10-2003, 04:43 PM	#7
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	bad timing on my part.. G: No, Jerry. She had to be hostpitalized after she found out I was in that "competition". J: Ooooh..so that didn't sit very well I take it?

11-10-2003, 04:46 PM	#8
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	GEORGE: No, she didnt. Hey, I thought that court reporter was kind of cute, I'm thinking of calling her up.

11-10-2003, 05:11 PM	#9
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	J: kind of cute...? Don't you think she's a little out of your league Biff? G: Buck. J: Riiiight. (Kramer enters and approaches table in a tank top, and he is REALLY muscular from his 6 months behind bars)

11-10-2003, 05:15 PM	#10
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	KRAM: Jerry, check out these lats, Am I buff or what? JERRY: No thanks, Ive seen enough of mens body parts in the last 6 months to last a lifetime.

11-10-2003, 05:29 PM	#11
Maestro Hipster Dufus Senior Member Join Date: May 31, 2002 Location: Below the equator Posts: 2,905	G: I had to peek Jerry, I had to peak! K: Jerry, this last couple months have just given me time to realize the real Cosmo (He turns does does a full double arm arm flex) (enter Elaine) E: mens body parts, did I hear mens body parts?

11-10-2003, 05:35 PM	#12
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	JER: You heard it, but I dont want to see it. (pushing Kramer's arms down) ELAINE: Well I have good news, Puddy may not have waited for me, but Peterman did, I got my job back! GOERGE: How does that help me? JER: (Ignoring George) Wow, same position, same money?

11-10-2003, 05:44 PM	#13
Dutabi84 kittens must die Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 22, 2003 Location: MN/TX Posts: 11,026	Elaine: (Inhales slowly) Not quite...yeah I'm in the mail room. Jerry: Thats a shame.

11-10-2003, 07:04 PM	#14
sinatrastar Indian Summer Forum Veteran Join Date: Jul 22, 2003 Location: 78 W 86th St. Apt 3E Posts: 6,027	KRAMER: (Grabbing fries from Jerry's plate) That explains why Newman put in for that mail route transer to work downtown. ELAINE: That I need. JERRY: So any luck on getting your apartment back? KRAMER: Well I couldnt afford to hold it while we were (lowers his voice) away, and Manny leased it to someone else.