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Chad22 · 11-07-2003, 10:02 PM

Rules: Ill start a story, Than ill pick who gets to go next, Than they pick who goes after them, Etc. If the person that is picked doesnt want to write they can say PASS And pass it to someone else. This will be a sequel to my last story. If you didnt read it here it is.

Year: 1880

*Chad walks in saloon wearing cowboy outfit.*

Jack: YOU THINK HITTING LITTLE GIRLS MAKES YOU A MAN?

*Jack trys to hit Chad with bat But is arrested By Sheriff TF*

TF: He wont bother you any more.

Chad: Thanks.

Kelsey: Im Sick.

Chad: Have you tried Dr. EFD?

Kelsey: NOPE!

*Dr. EFD Chainsaws into saloon*

Dr. EFD: KELSEYYYYYYY, GET THE TABLES!!!

*Kelsey grabs table and him and EFD Put Jack through it*

Chad: Now thats what i call Fast Food.

*Everyone Laughs For 5 Hours. Than Chad walks over to bar and sees Lucas the bartender*

Lucas: Whatll it be stranger?

Chad: Ill Have a Number 2 with No Cheese/

Lucas: We dont serve that anymore.

*Chad punches Lucas. TF Laughs for 5 hours*

Jack: I AM TAKING A BATH

*Jack takes bath*

MG: I Wish i Had Magic Mittens.

Dr. EFD: Wouldnt you rather have A Speed Boat.

MG: YES SIR!

*MG Drives off in speedboat and Lucas chases her down.*

Lucas: THATS MY HOME!!!

*Lucas sits down and Katie drives by in car*

Katie: Would you like some magic beans?

Lucas: Yes.

Katie: Just give me your cow.

*Lucas ties cow to Katies car and Katie drives off.*

TF: I DONTA WANTA NO MAGIC BEANS

*TF Throws beans out window and Lucas looks sad, Everyone goes to bed and A Beanstalk grows in the night. Lucas wakes up in the middle of the night and looks out window, Than crawls out and sees a beanstalk, He climbs it and finds a magical land known as Ohio. Lucas walks over to a gigantic house about 200 Feet high and crawls under the door, Than he sees a Golden duck named Roby.*

Lucas: Do you lay Golden Eggs?

Roby: No I Lay Jelly Beans.

Lucas: OH BOY, JELLY BEANS?

*Chad walks over.*

Chad: Lucas, Did you grow this beanstalk?

Lucas: Yes...

Chad: YOU FOOL, DONT YOU KNOW THEIRS GIANTS UP HERE?

Lucas: WHAT?>

*Loud thumps are heard and everythings shaking when Ravey the giant walks in.*

Ravey: FE FI FO FUMB, YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM.

Chad: Are you going to eat us?

Ravey: No, Thats Gross.

Lucas: Can we have the duck than?

Ravey: Sure, That things annoying anyway.

Chad: Ok, Later.

*Chad and Lucas walk out*

Chad: Lets take this duck back home and have some jelly beans.

Lucas: No Lets go back in and steal the Giants TV.

Chad: OK!

*Chad and Lucas Drive back in with tow truck and pull TV Away when big foot stomps down in front of them.*

Ravey: WHERE YOU GOING WITH MY TV?

Lucas: Uhhh....Mexico.

Chad: Repair Shop...

Lucas: A Repair shop IN Mexico.

Ravey: Oh Ok....HEY WAIT A MINUTE, MY TV ISNT BROKEN. AND YOUR NOT DANA ELCAR!

Chad: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.

*Lucas runs off and Chad hops back in tow truck and drives off with TV, Than drives down beanstalk. One week later everyone is at town park watching the Huge TV.*

Sheriff TF: Thanks For inventing Movie Theaters Guys, I Woulda dont it myself But i didnt want to.

Chad: Anytime Sheriff, Thats what i call a High Risk Tuba.

*Everyone laughs for 5 hours As MG Goes by on Speedboat.*

MG: STOP THIS CRAZY THIIIIIIIING.

Dana Elcar: IM TRYING

*Katie is sitting In Mansion In pile of Money*

Katie: Boy that cow was worth millions, Glad that sucker bought the magic beans from me. HAHAHAHA.

*Katie Hears Noises and goes outside to see what it is and Ravey steps on her House.*

Katie: WHY YOU NO GOOD.

Dr. EFD: I Will BUILD You a new Home.

*Later A Big Pineapple that looks like Spongebobs House is standing their.*

Dr. EFD: Hows the new House?

Katie: I Hate It.

Roby: QUACK QUACK.

Dr. EFD: Hey Look the Golden Duck is making Duck Noises!

Roby: No im telling you what i think you are.

Dr. EFD: Why You No Good....

*Dr. EFD Chases Roby with wrench And Roby finds Kindly Old Man.*

Old Man: DONT HURT MY SON.

Dr. EFD: *Gaps* GEPETTO!

Gepetto: Yep, And im gonna make Roby a REAL Boy.

*Gepetto makes Roby a real boy.*

Roby: I Was better off as a duck, Ducks dont pay taxes!

*Everyone laughs for 5 hours.*
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AND NOW.....THE SEQEUl!

*5 Minutes after the first one Everyone is in town.*

Jacob: I Would like to shake your hand EFD.

*Jacob extends hand revealing lots of dirt and hair As flys fly around it.*

Dr. EFD: As a doctor, I Highly recomend you wash your hands.

Jacob: Oh Alright.

*Jacob goes to wash his hands and the water bounces off.*

Jacob: WHAAAAAAAA?

Dr. EFD: Just what I Was afraid of, Your Hands have developed Immunity to water.

Jacob: You sure are smart Doctor.

*EFD Smiles and puts Pipe in his Mouth as Bubbles fly out.*

Sheriff TF: Theirs still one thing i dont get, If Al Roker was in Prison, Who let The Dogs Out?

Jack: Me.

Sheriff TF: I Really dont like you.

*The area shakes as Ravey The Giant shows up again*

Ravey: Can i have my TV Back Now?

Everybody Else: No.

Chad: Now thats what i call a Ginger Bread Stravaganza.

*Everyone laughs for 5 hours*

NEXT PERSON: Katie

Moonlight Lady · 11-07-2003, 10:12 PM

Katie, who just got back from her vacation with Howard Hesseman walked up to everyone slammed down a big box full
of classic TV DVD's

Katie: Howard bought these for me! We can watch them.

Sherrif TF: Not quite Termite, Ravey came to take her TV back.

Katie: Oh please, I can handle that. Here Ravey, this should be enough to buy a new tv.

Ravey: Thank you. Enjoy people, Can I live here too?

Everyone huddles except Howard and Ravey.

Ted McGinley rides into town on a Motorcycle with Gary Coleman.

Gary: Thanks for the ride Mr. McGinley.

Ted: No problem Gary.

Chad: I dunno, giants can cause traffic jams. Well okay but you have to drink some shrink potion that Dr. EFD made.

Katie: If she stays, Howie stays.

Howard: Yeah and don't call me Howie.

Jack: Hey! Wait a minute!
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Okay, next person=TheFonz

Stormtracker TF · 11-07-2003, 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Katie, who just got back from her vacation with Howard Hesseman walked up to everyone slammed down a big box full
of classic TV DVD's

Katie: Howard bought these for me! We can watch them.

Sherrif TF: Not quite Termite, Ravey came to take her TV back.

Katie: Oh please, I can handle that. Here Ravey, this should be enough to buy a new tv.

Ravey: Thank you. Enjoy people, Can I live here too?

Everyone huddles except Howard and Ravey.

Ted McGinley rides into town on a Motorcycle with Gary Coleman.

Gary: Thanks for the ride Mr. McGinley.

Ted: No problem Gary.

Chad: I dunno, giants can cause traffic jams. Well okay but you have to drink some shrink potion that Dr. EFD made.

Katie: If she stays, Howie stays.

Howard: Yeah and don't call me Howie.

Jack: Hey! Wait a minute!
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Okay, next person=TheFonz

Sheriff TF: What Jack?

Jack: Oh Nothing, Im going Swimming, i'll talk to you guys later.

*Giant Ravey Chases Jack around the Lake as the rest of the Gang Stare*

Sheriff TF: *Walks up to Giant Ravey* This Town isnt big enough for the Two of us...

*Giant Ravey Chases TF, Jack Chases Giant Ravey with Sausage in Hand, Giant Ravey gets tired and Runs Off*

Chad: *Rases Eyebrow*

Dr. EFD: IVE JUST CREATED THE CURE FOR THE COMMON COLD!

*EFD Drinks Concoction and Falls Over, Lucas trys to do the Heimlich Maneuver on him*

Kelsey: What are you doing to EFD?

Lucas: I dont know...

*Sheriff TF watches Giant Raveys TV as Ted McGinley Rides Gary Colemans Motorcycle around town in a Indian Costume*

Next Person...Lucas.

The Modfather · 11-07-2003, 10:47 PM

Lucas: EFD, what the noodles are you doing?

Dr. EFD: I’m helping!

Lucas: By doing what?

Sheriff TF: I’ve got no clue. Lucas want some cheese?

Lucas: Sure, why not.

*Lucas eats cheese as Sheriff TF walks away laughing as Lucas falls to the floor*

Lucas: The cheese has been spiked!

Sheriff TF: No it hasn’t. Your not eating cheese. Your eating your shoe.

Lucas: Oops.

Chad: Do you really want me to hit you two in a Three Stooges manor?

Lucas and TF: Who or what are the “Three Stooges”?

Chad: I’m not sure.

Kelsey: Teehee

Lucas: Where’s Jack?

Chad: In the hot tub.

Lucas: Again? JACK!!!

Jack: What? I’m relaxing.

Lucas: Well, finish relaxing!
Jack: Ok, I’ll finish up!

*Jack walks out with makeup on*
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Next person is Jack

Chad22 · 11-08-2003, 03:45 AM

We're gonna Skip Jack for now and he can go at a later time, Nex person is Kelsey.

[-Kelsey-] · 11-08-2003, 04:04 AM

Lucas: Nice Makeup.

Jack: Thanks

TF: Your Underarrested for wearing make-up Jack

Lucas: Hah.

Kelsey: Hah.

-everyone else says Hah.-

-MG in the Speedboat-

MG: Muahhah this is fun I'm with Dana and I tied him up.

Dana: Mufafaa
-Jack in the jail-

Jack: You just gotta let me out!!! I'll write a parody about you Sheriff!!

TF: Ok it better be good.

Jack: This best is from Oh I can't wait to be king by The Lion King Oh I Can't Wait to Be Him.
TF is the Greatest Sheriff we must bow on our paws.
TF knows it all he wouldn't let his buddy in here all day long!
Oh I can' wait to be himmmmmmm.

TF: That has touched my soul your free.

Jack: THANK YOU!!!! Was my parody that great???

TF: No Lucas paid the money to get you out it was alot of Canadian money saddly so it cost him everything.

Lucas: JACK! We are going to see Dr.EFD.

Jack: Cool. Didya like my parody?

Lucas: It was good.
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Pass to EFD.

Elvis Fonzie Dean · 11-08-2003, 04:34 AM

Dr.EFD:Now I understnad that you wore make-up Jack?With shoe polish?

Jack:Shoe polish?No it was real.

Lucas:Jack uses shoe polish only for nails sir.

Dr.EFD:Jack, how would you like a to use that "nail" polish on my shoe?

Jack:Ok!*Jack shines Dr.EFD's shoe*

Dr.EFD:That will be 10 dollars guys.

Lucas:For what?

Dr.EFD:I don't know where Jack's fingers been.He shined them with his big amount of shoe poish on his fingers.

Jack:Gie the Doc his money stupid!

*Lucas smacks Jack o the back and Jak belches*

*As Jack and Lucas walks away Dr.EFD stops them*

Dr.EFD:UHHH WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?You still did not pay for my cure.

Lucas:But all you did is make Jack shine your shoes.

Dr.EFD:Which is my cure.Tell me Jack?Do you fell better now than you shared some of your different likes with someone else?

Jack:OH YEAH!

Dr.EFD:See I told ya.

Jack:Sharing my parodies make me feel great all the time!

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Your up had.

Chad22 · 11-08-2003, 06:47 AM

Chad: Jacob, We need to find a way to get those hands of yours clean.

Jacob: OR WHAT?

*Chad holds up Chainsaw*

Jacob: NOOOOOOO

*Chad starts chainsaw up and walks towards Jacob, Than cuts turkey on Table.*

Chad: Come On everybody, EATIN TIME!

*Everyone sits down and is about to eat when Ravey picks the table up and eats it*

Ravey: Good Food.

Lucas: YOU ATE ALL THE FOOD YOU MONSTROCITY

Jack: Take it easy Lucas, She may have eaten all the food....But she can NEVER Eat My Parodys!

*Sheriff TF And Dr. EFD Grab Jack and throw him in Jail Cell.*

Jack: What did i do this time?

Sheriff TF: Jaywalking.

Jack: But i wasnt jaywalking.

Sheriff TF: You were in MY Eyes.

Kelsey: But now what will we eat?

Chad: I Have prepared for such an occasion.

*Chad Walks over and signals for Magician to show up, Abe Vigoda shows Up in Magician Outfit.*

Abe: I AM THE GREAT VIGODA.

*Abe Turns Roby into a Duck*

Roby: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

Abe: I Have to show off my AWESOME Powers.

Chad: But that still doesnt give us anything to eat.

Abe: Eat The Duck.

*Abe Vigoda walks away*

Lucas: Hes got a good idea....

Roby: Lucas, If you eat me Ill come back as a Ghost duck and HAUNT You.

Lucas: Anythings better than that awful Lepracaun That keeps telling me to Burn things....

Sheriff TF: Clay Aiken?

Lucas: Yeah I Think So.

*Kelsey walks up to Jail cell*

Jack: Help me Escape.

Kelsey: Scum like you belongs Behind bars, Jaywalking makes me SICK.

Jack: If you dont help me escape, Im gonna find a way out anyway, And ill come to your house and WHEN YOU SLEEP....

*Kelsey gets look of horror*

Jack: THATS RIGHT, ILL STEAL YOUR SILVERWARE.

Kelsey: NOOOOOOOOOO

Jack: AHAHAHAHAHA, I Have someone working for me now.

*Ravey walks over and destroys Jail, Grabs Jack and runs off.*

Jack: SEE YOU LATER, FOOLS! AHAHAHAHAHA

Dr. EFD: That Lowlife Scum is up to no good.

*Katie is shown on TV*

Katie: Who do you think put him up to it?

*Everyone Gasps*

Katie: Thats right. Jack, Ravey And I Have all been working for the Sinister Mind behind this all.

*Robert Goulet appears on screen*

Robert Goulet: HA HA HA, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY EVIL PLAN?

Chad: Mr. Goulet, Why?

Robert Goulet: Ill tell you why Young Man. One year ago i was kicked out of a baseball game, THE END.

Sheriff TF: What does that have to do with anything?

Robert Goulet: MUHAHAHAHAHAH

*Goulets thugs show up to take out everyone. TF Punches Thug 1, Dr. EFD Kicks Thug 2, Chad grabs Thug 3 and throws him up against the wall. Everyone than stops and has a tea party, Than Kelsey kicks Thug 4.*

Chad: I Think thats all of em.

*MG And Dana Elcar drive By In Taxi Cab.*

MG & Dana Elcar: STOP THIS CRAZY THING!

Lucas: Werent they in a speecboat earlier?

*Everyone Looks confused.*

Lucas, Your Up.

The Modfather · 11-08-2003, 07:56 AM

MG: Why did you think me and Dana were in a speed boat?

Chad: Because you were. Two minutes ago! This is weird!

*Dr. EFD runs out waving arms*

Dr. EFD: I’ve found a cure for colds!!!

Lucas Chad Kelsey Jack: WHAT??

Dr. EFD: Shoe laces, Roby’s spit and cheese!!

*Barry Manilow pops out*

Barry Manilow: The more you wonder the more you think! Muhahaha

Chad: That was strange. Very.

*Lucas goes to jail and is helping Jack escape*

Lucas: Ok, you know what to do right?

Jack: Yeah, I think so.

*The plan fails terribly and now Lucas is thrown in jail*

Lucas: Come on Sheriff let us out!

Jack: Yeah! Let us out!

Lucas: Jack, time for us to talk about music no one else has heard of!!

Jack: Let’s go.

*Lucas and Jack talk about music for hours*

Sheriff TF: Fine! I’ll let you two go!

*Kelsey walks out with a bowl cut*

Everyone together: WOW!
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Jack, your up

Cactus Jack · 11-08-2003, 08:42 AM

Jack : Im glad wre're out

Lucas : Ditto!

Jack : Hey, Kels!

Kelsey : Yeah

Jack : There's a dElorean over there *points to Roby with a DElorean*

Kelsey : Cool!

Roby : Hey guys, like my Delorean?

All : Yeah!

Roby : Any questions?

Jack : Can we go back.....TO THE FUTURE?

Roby : Sure! What year?

Jack : Hmmmm, how's 1965?

Roby : Okay, come on in!

*Jack, lucas and Kels go in Delorean to 1965*

Sheriff TF : What just happened?

Chad : Seems like Lucas, Jack and Kelsey wnet back to the future

MG : But theyre not Micheal j. Fox are they?

Chad : Right! Thats why its fun to watch fans ofh is go on the Delorean

*next scene plays, set in 1965, in a diner "Everybody Loves a Clown" by Gary lewis and the playboys is playing*

Roby : Here we go!

Jack : That guy over at the booth with a chocolate malt loks like Chad!

Lucas : Hey chad!

1965 Chad : Hey, where are you guys from?

Jack , Lucas and Kelsey : The future!

1965 Chad : Oh cool, Im gonna go put a song in the jukebox

Jack : OKay see ya

*Its Not uNusual by Tom Jones plays, as 1965 Chad lip syncs it into a ketchup bottle, and everyone dances*

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OKay, so who's next?

The Modfather · 11-08-2003, 08:43 AM

I will.

The Modfather · 11-08-2003, 08:47 AM

Lucas: Wow. I love the 60s!

Jack: Me too!

Kelsey: Suck a egg.

Lucas and Jack:

1965 Chad: Hey man, want a knife fight?

Lucas: No.

Jack: Bring it on.

Dr. EFD: NOOO *Jumps in front of knife and gets cut*

Lucas: NO, DR. EFD!!

Kelsey: Suck a egg.

Dr. EFD: I’m fine

Everyone together: Whew.

*Everyone breaks into song and dance*

Cactus Jack · 11-08-2003, 08:55 AM

Ill go again

Jack : That was close

Lucas : Sure was!

Kelsey : He shouldve just sucked an egg

Jack : How could he have? The only one there was had a chicken on it!

*all laugh *
Jack : I stil got it, even in 1965

1965 CHad : So, whta year in the future are you from?

All : 2003

1965 Chad : Okay just some questions? Who's president?

Jack : George W Bush Jr.

1965 Chad : Okay, another, are Garry Lewis and the PLayboys still a band?

Lucas : No, but they still have fans

1965 Chad : Okay, ummm, are The Beatles still a band

All : No

1965 Chad : Okay thats it, THanks!

*1965 Chad's buddy, 1965 TF comes in*

1965 TF : Hey Chad! Like my new mustang?

1965 chad : Yup!

1965 TF : Thanks!!! , BY the way, who are those three kids?

1965 Chad : Theyre from the future , 2003!

1965 TF : Cool!

1965 Chad : Yup!

The Modfather · 11-08-2003, 09:02 AM

KELSEY: TO EVERYONE FROM 1965- SUCK EGGS!!!!

*A riot breaks out as everyone goes back to 1880*

Sheriff TF: What's it like in the future?

Lucas: It's nice. They've got this band "Gary Lewis and the Playboys" who are great.

Sheriff TF: Ah.

Kelsey: Sit on it.

Sheriff TF: That's it. Your going to jail for cussing like that!

*The Tricks Rabit pops out*

Tricks Rabit: ME WANT BREAKFAST!!!

Lucas: I need to go to the barber.

Sheriff TF: No you don't. Infact I like your hair like that.

Lucas: Wow, thanks Sheriff.

Jack: I'm awesome.

Lucas:

Who ate my cake?

Kelsey: *From jail cell* Sit on it.

Sheriff TF: You'll never learn huh?

Lucas: *Starts danceing*

Jack: This is no time for dancing. Because I WANT CAKE!

Lucas: Isn't it my cake?

Jack: I don't know. Who knows.

Chad: I'll smack yall.

Lucas: Oh I'm scared. You going to bring up the "Three Stooges" agian?

*Everyone laughs*

The Modfather · 11-08-2003, 11:29 AM

Sheriff TF: You know, this police station is great. No big time crooks or nothing.

Lucas: What about Jack? He's been in there many times. He's a menace! He should be locked away!

Sheriff TF: I agree! I'll take him to Slums Ville.

Everyone:

*Everyone takes Jack to the Slums Ville Jail as Willie Nelson pops out*

Willie Nelson: Objects in mirror are closer then they appear! Muahahaha

*Willie Nelson runs away*

Lucas: That was strange.

*Everyone starts to dance but after thedancing they notice Jack isn't in the cell*

Jack: Muhahaha I'm out!!

Sheriff TF: Where did that slum go?

Lucas: Maybe Dr. EFD will know!

*They call Dr. EFD*

Dr. EFD: I've found the cure for bad dancing!!

Everyone together: WHAT??

Dr. EFD: Marble cheese

Everyone: *Slaps EFD*

Dr. EFD:

*Later*

Lucas: We still haven't found Jack.

Sheriff TF: I know, I wonder where he would go.

Jack: Thanks for letting stay with you Mr. Goulet.

Robert Goulet: No problem Jack.

Jack:

*Chad walks up to Mr. Goulets house*

Chad: Oh, hi Mr. Goulet! I was wondering if you've seen Jack.

Robert Goulet: No, I haven't seen him....*his pointing to the closet*

Chad: Oh, ok if you do tell me

*Chad walks over to closet*

Chad: I found you! *Swings door open*

Chad: Mr. Goulet I thought you said Jack was in here!

*Chad turns around and Robert Goulet is gone*

Chad:

11-07-2003, 10:02 PM	#1
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,661	Au Revoire Senior Paco: The Movie Rules: Ill start a story, Than ill pick who gets to go next, Than they pick who goes after them, Etc. If the person that is picked doesnt want to write they can say PASS And pass it to someone else. This will be a sequel to my last story. If you didnt read it here it is. Year: 1880 Chad walks in saloon wearing cowboy outfit. Jack: YOU THINK HITTING LITTLE GIRLS MAKES YOU A MAN? Jack trys to hit Chad with bat But is arrested By Sheriff TF TF: He wont bother you any more. Chad: Thanks. Kelsey: Im Sick. Chad: Have you tried Dr. EFD? Kelsey: NOPE! Dr. EFD Chainsaws into saloon Dr. EFD: KELSEYYYYYYY, GET THE TABLES!!! Kelsey grabs table and him and EFD Put Jack through it Chad: Now thats what i call Fast Food. Everyone Laughs For 5 Hours. Than Chad walks over to bar and sees Lucas the bartender Lucas: Whatll it be stranger? Chad: Ill Have a Number 2 with No Cheese/ Lucas: We dont serve that anymore. Chad punches Lucas. TF Laughs for 5 hours Jack: I AM TAKING A BATH Jack takes bath MG: I Wish i Had Magic Mittens. Dr. EFD: Wouldnt you rather have A Speed Boat. MG: YES SIR! MG Drives off in speedboat and Lucas chases her down. Lucas: THATS MY HOME!!! Lucas sits down and Katie drives by in car Katie: Would you like some magic beans? Lucas: Yes. Katie: Just give me your cow. Lucas ties cow to Katies car and Katie drives off. TF: I DONTA WANTA NO MAGIC BEANS TF Throws beans out window and Lucas looks sad, Everyone goes to bed and A Beanstalk grows in the night. Lucas wakes up in the middle of the night and looks out window, Than crawls out and sees a beanstalk, He climbs it and finds a magical land known as Ohio. Lucas walks over to a gigantic house about 200 Feet high and crawls under the door, Than he sees a Golden duck named Roby. Lucas: Do you lay Golden Eggs? Roby: No I Lay Jelly Beans. Lucas: OH BOY, JELLY BEANS? Chad walks over. Chad: Lucas, Did you grow this beanstalk? Lucas: Yes... Chad: YOU FOOL, DONT YOU KNOW THEIRS GIANTS UP HERE? Lucas: WHAT?> Loud thumps are heard and everythings shaking when Ravey the giant walks in. Ravey: FE FI FO FUMB, YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF RUM. Chad: Are you going to eat us? Ravey: No, Thats Gross. Lucas: Can we have the duck than? Ravey: Sure, That things annoying anyway. Chad: Ok, Later. Chad and Lucas walk out Chad: Lets take this duck back home and have some jelly beans. Lucas: No Lets go back in and steal the Giants TV. Chad: OK! Chad and Lucas Drive back in with tow truck and pull TV Away when big foot stomps down in front of them. Ravey: WHERE YOU GOING WITH MY TV? Lucas: Uhhh....Mexico. Chad: Repair Shop... Lucas: A Repair shop IN Mexico. Ravey: Oh Ok....HEY WAIT A MINUTE, MY TV ISNT BROKEN. AND YOUR NOT DANA ELCAR! Chad: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. Lucas runs off and Chad hops back in tow truck and drives off with TV, Than drives down beanstalk. One week later everyone is at town park watching the Huge TV. Sheriff TF: Thanks For inventing Movie Theaters Guys, I Woulda dont it myself But i didnt want to. Chad: Anytime Sheriff, Thats what i call a High Risk Tuba. Everyone laughs for 5 hours As MG Goes by on Speedboat. MG: STOP THIS CRAZY THIIIIIIIING. Dana Elcar: IM TRYING Katie is sitting In Mansion In pile of Money Katie: Boy that cow was worth millions, Glad that sucker bought the magic beans from me. HAHAHAHA. Katie Hears Noises and goes outside to see what it is and Ravey steps on her House. Katie: WHY YOU NO GOOD. Dr. EFD: I Will BUILD You a new Home. Later A Big Pineapple that looks like Spongebobs House is standing their. Dr. EFD: Hows the new House? Katie: I Hate It. Roby: QUACK QUACK. Dr. EFD: Hey Look the Golden Duck is making Duck Noises! Roby: No im telling you what i think you are. Dr. EFD: Why You No Good.... Dr. EFD Chases Roby with wrench And Roby finds Kindly Old Man. Old Man: DONT HURT MY SON. Dr. EFD: Gaps GEPETTO! Gepetto: Yep, And im gonna make Roby a REAL Boy. Gepetto makes Roby a real boy. Roby: I Was better off as a duck, Ducks dont pay taxes! Everyone laughs for 5 hours. ______________________________________________ AND NOW.....THE SEQEUl! 5 Minutes after the first one Everyone is in town. Jacob: I Would like to shake your hand EFD. Jacob extends hand revealing lots of dirt and hair As flys fly around it. Dr. EFD: As a doctor, I Highly recomend you wash your hands. Jacob: Oh Alright. Jacob goes to wash his hands and the water bounces off. Jacob: WHAAAAAAAA? Dr. EFD: Just what I Was afraid of, Your Hands have developed Immunity to water. Jacob: You sure are smart Doctor. EFD Smiles and puts Pipe in his Mouth as Bubbles fly out. Sheriff TF: Theirs still one thing i dont get, If Al Roker was in Prison, Who let The Dogs Out? Jack: Me. Sheriff TF: I Really dont like you. The area shakes as Ravey The Giant shows up again Ravey: Can i have my TV Back Now? Everybody Else: No. Chad: Now thats what i call a Ginger Bread Stravaganza. Everyone laughs for 5 hours NEXT PERSON: Katie
	Last edited by Chad22; 11-10-2003 at 07:00 PM.

11-07-2003, 10:12 PM	#2
Moonlight Lady Member Forum Star Join Date: Aug 18, 2002 Posts: 16,052	Katie, who just got back from her vacation with Howard Hesseman walked up to everyone slammed down a big box full of classic TV DVD's Katie: Howard bought these for me! We can watch them. Sherrif TF: Not quite Termite, Ravey came to take her TV back. Katie: Oh please, I can handle that. Here Ravey, this should be enough to buy a new tv. Ravey: Thank you. Enjoy people, Can I live here too? Everyone huddles except Howard and Ravey. Ted McGinley rides into town on a Motorcycle with Gary Coleman. Gary: Thanks for the ride Mr. McGinley. Ted: No problem Gary. Chad: I dunno, giants can cause traffic jams. Well okay but you have to drink some shrink potion that Dr. EFD made. Katie: If she stays, Howie stays. Howard: Yeah and don't call me Howie. Jack: Hey! Wait a minute! ======================= Okay, next person=TheFonz
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11-08-2003, 04:34 AM	#7
Elvis Fonzie Dean Member Moderator Forum Star Join Date: Jan 02, 2003 Location: theUSofA Posts: 16,671	Dr.EFD:Now I understnad that you wore make-up Jack?With shoe polish? Jack:Shoe polish?No it was real. Lucas:Jack uses shoe polish only for nails sir. Dr.EFD:Jack, how would you like a to use that "nail" polish on my shoe? Jack:Ok!Jack shines Dr.EFD's shoe Dr.EFD:That will be 10 dollars guys. Lucas:For what? Dr.EFD:I don't know where Jack's fingers been.He shined them with his big amount of shoe poish on his fingers. Jack:Gie the Doc his money stupid! Lucas smacks Jack o the back and Jak belches As Jack and Lucas walks away Dr.EFD stops them Dr.EFD:UHHH WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?You still did not pay for my cure. Lucas:But all you did is make Jack shine your shoes. Dr.EFD:Which is my cure.Tell me Jack?Do you fell better now than you shared some of your different likes with someone else? Jack:OH YEAH! Dr.EFD:See I told ya. Jack:Sharing my parodies make me feel great all the time! ------------ Your up had.
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11-08-2003, 08:42 AM	#10
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Jack : Im glad wre're out Lucas : Ditto! Jack : Hey, Kels! Kelsey : Yeah Jack : There's a dElorean over there points to Roby with a DElorean Kelsey : Cool! Roby : Hey guys, like my Delorean? All : Yeah! Roby : Any questions? Jack : Can we go back.....TO THE FUTURE? Roby : Sure! What year? Jack : Hmmmm, how's 1965? Roby : Okay, come on in! Jack, lucas and Kels go in Delorean to 1965 Sheriff TF : What just happened? Chad : Seems like Lucas, Jack and Kelsey wnet back to the future MG : But theyre not Micheal j. Fox are they? Chad : Right! Thats why its fun to watch fans ofh is go on the Delorean next scene plays, set in 1965, in a diner "Everybody Loves a Clown" by Gary lewis and the playboys is playing Roby : Here we go! Jack : That guy over at the booth with a chocolate malt loks like Chad! Lucas : Hey chad! 1965 Chad : Hey, where are you guys from? Jack , Lucas and Kelsey : The future! 1965 Chad : Oh cool, Im gonna go put a song in the jukebox Jack : OKay see ya Its Not uNusual by Tom Jones plays, as 1965 Chad lip syncs it into a ketchup bottle, and everyone dances ---------------------- OKay, so who's next?
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11-07-2003, 10:47 PM	#4
The Modfather It Sure Does Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,149	Lucas: EFD, what the noodles are you doing? Dr. EFD: I’m helping! Lucas: By doing what? Sheriff TF: I’ve got no clue. Lucas want some cheese? Lucas: Sure, why not. Lucas eats cheese as Sheriff TF walks away laughing as Lucas falls to the floor Lucas: The cheese has been spiked! Sheriff TF: No it hasn’t. Your not eating cheese. Your eating your shoe. Lucas: Oops. Chad: Do you really want me to hit you two in a Three Stooges manor? Lucas and TF: Who or what are the “Three Stooges”? Chad: I’m not sure. Kelsey: Teehee Lucas: Where’s Jack? Chad: In the hot tub. Lucas: Again? JACK!!! Jack: What? I’m relaxing. Lucas: Well, finish relaxing! Jack: Ok, I’ll finish up! Jack walks out with makeup on ---------------------------------------- Next person is Jack

11-08-2003, 03:45 AM	#5
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,661	We're gonna Skip Jack for now and he can go at a later time, Nex person is Kelsey.

11-08-2003, 04:04 AM	#6
[-Kelsey-] Member Forum Celebrity Join Date: Aug 06, 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 21,975	Lucas: Nice Makeup. Jack: Thanks TF: Your Underarrested for wearing make-up Jack Lucas: Hah. Kelsey: Hah. -everyone else says Hah.- -MG in the Speedboat- MG: Muahhah this is fun I'm with Dana and I tied him up. Dana: Mufafaa -Jack in the jail- Jack: You just gotta let me out!!! I'll write a parody about you Sheriff!! TF: Ok it better be good. Jack: This best is from Oh I can't wait to be king by The Lion King Oh I Can't Wait to Be Him. TF is the Greatest Sheriff we must bow on our paws. TF knows it all he wouldn't let his buddy in here all day long! Oh I can' wait to be himmmmmmm. TF: That has touched my soul your free. Jack: THANK YOU!!!! Was my parody that great??? TF: No Lucas paid the money to get you out it was alot of Canadian money saddly so it cost him everything. Lucas: JACK! We are going to see Dr.EFD. Jack: Cool. Didya like my parody? Lucas: It was good. -------------------------- Pass to EFD.

11-08-2003, 06:47 AM	#8
Chad22 Captain Juke N Jive Moderator Forum Addict Join Date: Nov 23, 2002 Location: Caribou, Maine Posts: 71,661	Chad: Jacob, We need to find a way to get those hands of yours clean. Jacob: OR WHAT? Chad holds up Chainsaw Jacob: NOOOOOOO Chad starts chainsaw up and walks towards Jacob, Than cuts turkey on Table. Chad: Come On everybody, EATIN TIME! Everyone sits down and is about to eat when Ravey picks the table up and eats it Ravey: Good Food. Lucas: YOU ATE ALL THE FOOD YOU MONSTROCITY Jack: Take it easy Lucas, She may have eaten all the food....But she can NEVER Eat My Parodys! Sheriff TF And Dr. EFD Grab Jack and throw him in Jail Cell. Jack: What did i do this time? Sheriff TF: Jaywalking. Jack: But i wasnt jaywalking. Sheriff TF: You were in MY Eyes. Kelsey: But now what will we eat? Chad: I Have prepared for such an occasion. Chad Walks over and signals for Magician to show up, Abe Vigoda shows Up in Magician Outfit. Abe: I AM THE GREAT VIGODA. Abe Turns Roby into a Duck Roby: WHY DID YOU DO THAT? Abe: I Have to show off my AWESOME Powers. Chad: But that still doesnt give us anything to eat. Abe: Eat The Duck. Abe Vigoda walks away Lucas: Hes got a good idea.... Roby: Lucas, If you eat me Ill come back as a Ghost duck and HAUNT You. Lucas: Anythings better than that awful Lepracaun That keeps telling me to Burn things.... Sheriff TF: Clay Aiken? Lucas: Yeah I Think So. Kelsey walks up to Jail cell Jack: Help me Escape. Kelsey: Scum like you belongs Behind bars, Jaywalking makes me SICK. Jack: If you dont help me escape, Im gonna find a way out anyway, And ill come to your house and WHEN YOU SLEEP.... Kelsey gets look of horror Jack: THATS RIGHT, ILL STEAL YOUR SILVERWARE. Kelsey: NOOOOOOOOOO Jack: AHAHAHAHAHA, I Have someone working for me now. Ravey walks over and destroys Jail, Grabs Jack and runs off. Jack: SEE YOU LATER, FOOLS! AHAHAHAHAHA Dr. EFD: That Lowlife Scum is up to no good. Katie is shown on TV Katie: Who do you think put him up to it? Everyone Gasps Katie: Thats right. Jack, Ravey And I Have all been working for the Sinister Mind behind this all. Robert Goulet appears on screen Robert Goulet: HA HA HA, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY EVIL PLAN? Chad: Mr. Goulet, Why? Robert Goulet: Ill tell you why Young Man. One year ago i was kicked out of a baseball game, THE END. Sheriff TF: What does that have to do with anything? Robert Goulet: MUHAHAHAHAHAH Goulets thugs show up to take out everyone. TF Punches Thug 1, Dr. EFD Kicks Thug 2, Chad grabs Thug 3 and throws him up against the wall. Everyone than stops and has a tea party, Than Kelsey kicks Thug 4. Chad: I Think thats all of em. MG And Dana Elcar drive By In Taxi Cab. MG & Dana Elcar: STOP THIS CRAZY THING! Lucas: Werent they in a speecboat earlier? Everyone Looks confused. Lucas, Your Up.

11-08-2003, 07:56 AM	#9
The Modfather It Sure Does Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,149	MG: Why did you think me and Dana were in a speed boat? Chad: Because you were. Two minutes ago! This is weird! Dr. EFD runs out waving arms Dr. EFD: I’ve found a cure for colds!!! Lucas Chad Kelsey Jack: WHAT?? Dr. EFD: Shoe laces, Roby’s spit and cheese!! Barry Manilow pops out Barry Manilow: The more you wonder the more you think! Muhahaha Chad: That was strange. Very. Lucas goes to jail and is helping Jack escape Lucas: Ok, you know what to do right? Jack: Yeah, I think so. The plan fails terribly and now Lucas is thrown in jail Lucas: Come on Sheriff let us out! Jack: Yeah! Let us out! Lucas: Jack, time for us to talk about music no one else has heard of!! Jack: Let’s go. Lucas and Jack talk about music for hours Sheriff TF: Fine! I’ll let you two go! Kelsey walks out with a bowl cut Everyone together: WOW! ========================== Jack, your up

11-08-2003, 08:43 AM	#11
The Modfather It Sure Does Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,149	I will.

11-08-2003, 08:47 AM	#12
The Modfather It Sure Does Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,149	Lucas: Wow. I love the 60s! Jack: Me too! Kelsey: Suck a egg. Lucas and Jack: 1965 Chad: Hey man, want a knife fight? Lucas: No. Jack: Bring it on. Dr. EFD: NOOO Jumps in front of knife and gets cut Lucas: NO, DR. EFD!! Kelsey: Suck a egg. Dr. EFD: I’m fine Everyone together: Whew. Everyone breaks into song and dance

11-08-2003, 08:55 AM	#13
Cactus Jack RonFingSwanson Forum Idol Join Date: Dec 09, 2001 Location: Santa Rosa Beach,FL Posts: 103,099	Ill go again Jack : That was close Lucas : Sure was! Kelsey : He shouldve just sucked an egg Jack : How could he have? The only one there was had a chicken on it! all laugh Jack : I stil got it, even in 1965 1965 CHad : So, whta year in the future are you from? All : 2003 1965 Chad : Okay just some questions? Who's president? Jack : George W Bush Jr. 1965 Chad : Okay, another, are Garry Lewis and the PLayboys still a band? Lucas : No, but they still have fans 1965 Chad : Okay, ummm, are The Beatles still a band All : No 1965 Chad : Okay thats it, THanks! 1965 Chad's buddy, 1965 TF comes in 1965 TF : Hey Chad! Like my new mustang? 1965 chad : Yup! 1965 TF : Thanks!!! , BY the way, who are those three kids? 1965 Chad : Theyre from the future , 2003! 1965 TF : Cool! 1965 Chad : Yup!

11-08-2003, 09:02 AM	#14
The Modfather It Sure Does Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,149	KELSEY: TO EVERYONE FROM 1965- SUCK EGGS!!!! A riot breaks out as everyone goes back to 1880 Sheriff TF: What's it like in the future? Lucas: It's nice. They've got this band "Gary Lewis and the Playboys" who are great. Sheriff TF: Ah. Kelsey: Sit on it. Sheriff TF: That's it. Your going to jail for cussing like that! The Tricks Rabit pops out Tricks Rabit: ME WANT BREAKFAST!!! Lucas: I need to go to the barber. Sheriff TF: No you don't. Infact I like your hair like that. Lucas: Wow, thanks Sheriff. Jack: I'm awesome. Lucas: Who ate my cake? Kelsey: From jail cell Sit on it. Sheriff TF: You'll never learn huh? Lucas: Starts danceing Jack: This is no time for dancing. Because I WANT CAKE! Lucas: Isn't it my cake? Jack: I don't know. Who knows. Chad: I'll smack yall. Lucas: Oh I'm scared. You going to bring up the "Three Stooges" agian? Everyone laughs

11-08-2003, 11:29 AM	#15
The Modfather It Sure Does Moderator Forum Celebrity Join Date: Jul 12, 2003 Location: canada Posts: 21,149	Sheriff TF: You know, this police station is great. No big time crooks or nothing. Lucas: What about Jack? He's been in there many times. He's a menace! He should be locked away! Sheriff TF: I agree! I'll take him to Slums Ville. Everyone: Everyone takes Jack to the Slums Ville Jail as Willie Nelson pops out Willie Nelson: Objects in mirror are closer then they appear! Muahahaha Willie Nelson runs away Lucas: That was strange. Everyone starts to dance but after thedancing they notice Jack isn't in the cell Jack: Muhahaha I'm out!! Sheriff TF: Where did that slum go? Lucas: Maybe Dr. EFD will know! They call Dr. EFD Dr. EFD: I've found the cure for bad dancing!! Everyone together: WHAT?? Dr. EFD: Marble cheese Everyone: Slaps EFD Dr. EFD: Later Lucas: We still haven't found Jack. Sheriff TF: I know, I wonder where he would go. Jack: Thanks for letting stay with you Mr. Goulet. Robert Goulet: No problem Jack. Jack: Chad walks up to Mr. Goulets house Chad: Oh, hi Mr. Goulet! I was wondering if you've seen Jack. Robert Goulet: No, I haven't seen him....his pointing to the closet Chad: Oh, ok if you do tell me Chad walks over to closet Chad: I found you! Swings door open Chad: Mr. Goulet I thought you said Jack was in here! Chad turns around and Robert Goulet is gone Chad: