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.:Illusion:. · 11-04-2003, 08:28 PM

List some funny things of not to do in a fine resteraunt. The sky's the limit, once again!

TJL · 11-04-2003, 08:50 PM

Althought you may consider yourself a top flight amateur magician, under no circumstances should you attempt to impress your date with the famous "pull the tablecloth out without knocking over the expensive china" trick.

~Teddybear~ · 11-04-2003, 08:52 PM

1) don't still the salt, pepper, butter, cheese,.......etc...
2) when it's someones birthday, don't embarrass them by doing cartwheels on the table.
3) don't be so prissy as to bring your own cup and utensils.
4) don't bring your bossy Aunt Pat who keeps bugging the waiter/waitress, then leaves a cheap tip!

Czas na Zywiec · 11-04-2003, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by TJL
Althought you may consider yourself a top flight amateur magician, under no circumstances should you attempt to impress your date with the famous "pull the tablecloth out without knocking over the expensive china" trick.

Ah, damn. Guess I'll have to cancel my date for tonight.

.:Illusion:. · 11-04-2003, 09:13 PM

there goes my entertainment idea goddammit. thanx a lot. no lol. sry i'm watching the first 8 Simple Rules... episode w/o John Ritter. Wow how sad. if u want details as the show progresses, to the the 8 Simple Rules... section in SO. thanx much

Pitooey · 11-05-2003, 10:01 AM

Don't bring along any friend who will steal the tip after you set it down.

Cactus Jack · 11-05-2003, 10:08 AM

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Originally posted by TJL
Althought you may consider yourself a top flight amateur magician, under no circumstances should you attempt to impress your date with the famous "pull the tablecloth out without knocking over the expensive china" trick.

If you are with a date and you drop your spoon, dont bend down on your knee to pick it up, she will only think your proposing

Another :
Be sure not to embarrass yourself and date in front of the waiter by pronouncing ****take mushrooms as sh*t-take mushroom, be sure to pronounce it shuh- tah-kee

Janice Johnson · 11-05-2003, 12:46 PM

Don't burp really loud then not say "excuse me" and laugh.

TJL · 11-05-2003, 06:14 PM

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Originally posted by Pitooey
Don't bring along any friend who will steal the tip after you set it down.

Geez, you steal one tip and you're branded for life...

*InThisMoment* · 11-05-2003, 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by RalphMalphFan007

If you are with a date and you drop your spoon, dont bend down on your knee to pick it up, she will only think your proposing

Another :
Be sure not to embarrass yourself and date in front of the waiter by pronouncing ****take mushrooms as sh*t-take mushroom, be sure to pronounce it shuh- tah-kee

Crimson and Clover · 11-05-2003, 06:28 PM

Dont throw the rolls, it is fun; but will get you kicked out.

*Pleasant Tomorrow* · 11-05-2003, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by Janice Johnson
Don't burp really loud then not say "excuse me" and laugh.

Damn

The Modfather · 11-05-2003, 06:44 PM

Don't stuff the napkins down your pants. Or don't yell "FIRE"

Rickenbacker · 11-05-2003, 06:50 PM

For the love of Allah, please don't make fun of the guy in the red wig, yellow jump suit & big red floppy shoes......oh wait- that's what not to do when you eat at my house.

Cactus Jack · 11-05-2003, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl*

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11-04-2003, 09:13 PM	#5
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	there goes my entertainment idea goddammit. thanx a lot. no lol. sry i'm watching the first 8 Simple Rules... episode w/o John Ritter. Wow how sad. if u want details as the show progresses, to the the 8 Simple Rules... section in SO. thanx much

11-05-2003, 12:46 PM	#8
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11-05-2003, 06:44 PM	#13
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11-05-2003, 06:50 PM	#14
Rickenbacker Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jan 15, 2003 Location: NYC Posts: 507	For the love of Allah, please don't make fun of the guy in the red wig, yellow jump suit & big red floppy shoes......oh wait- that's what not to do when you eat at my house.