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03-29-2001, 04:05 PM

There were some awsome one liners and kiss offs in the 9 years of FOL. However which one would you rank as the greatest one?

My favorite will always be Jo's first great one about Blair's taste in men. I don't remember the whole thing since I don't get Nick at Nite in Canada but it was a reference to pretty boys dipped in chrome! (The first episode of season 2.)

List your favorites and we can compare!!!

Mr. Garrett

JoRoX4EvEr2411 · 03-29-2001, 04:22 PM

i would have to say the only one that popped into my head...i have heard so many funny ones come out of Jo's mouth..but i can't remember them!! but one i always thought was so funny even though it is sooooo dumb would have to be Blairs "Turn Blue!!!"

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<3 Courtney

Blair: Jo this is such a big day for u! Getting married..brushing ur hair, wearing a dress!
Jo: Blair, u know u may not believe this but i am actually going to miss living w/ u
Blair: o..i believe it!!
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Jo: Things are not going well here. I think i'm going to have to hit someone
Nat: Who asked u to defend my honor??
Jo: I think i am going to have to hit u!!!
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Roy: Things change Jo..people move on
Jo:GOOD Roy..MOVE ON!!
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Blair:What shape is her face??
Jo:I think it's face shaped
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Jo: TOOTIE WOULD U STOP THAT!!
Tootie: Was that a yell?
Jo:yes..maybe..probably..sorry

FOL-FAN · 03-29-2001, 05:02 PM

Turn blue!!! I don't care if it's dumb. It's still hilarious

Jo_Polniczeck_98 · 03-29-2001, 06:12 PM

I like the one on how Jo describes life I think it goes like this:

"Things Change you born you move on you die that's life"- JO

Even though its not a funny one I still like it.

Love The Facts Of Life · 03-29-2001, 06:27 PM

Turn Blue pops into my mind

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Jo:I don't know you got to admit:Force has some good points.
Blair:Jo's hoping to attend the Chuck Norris School Of Law

Blair:If I don't spend money soon,well I'll just pull all my hair out.
Jo:Good,we'll finally get to see what color the roots are.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
God Bless Everyone
email me @ jinnyandteddy4ever@yahoo.com

callmetootie · 03-29-2001, 06:48 PM

There are people who get shoved around, and there are people who do the shoving.

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Andrew Carden

JohnMcMillin · 03-29-2001, 07:22 PM

I just had another one of my brilliant ideas

or

who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'd rather be a happy magic marker

JohnMcMillin · 03-29-2001, 07:23 PM

oh yea, let's not forget Mrs. G's "GURRRRRRRRRRRRELLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"

JMPolniaczek15 · 03-29-2001, 07:58 PM

You've left out my favorite!
"You're old, you're ugly, you live with it."
-- Jo Polniaczek

NancyFan · 03-29-2001, 08:05 PM

I've always liked:

Nat - "She's a breath of fresh air, isn't she?"

Jo - "Blair . . .Blair . . . this is not the way to come on to a guy"

Jo - "She was talking about sex. This is personal!"

Jo - "Hey hey, Nat! Cool it! Nice girls don't throw trees!"

Oh wait, you asked for the one greatest, oops . . .

Cokies · 03-29-2001, 08:17 PM

My signature:

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"It was just like Saturday Night Fever, only it was a Friday."

Devon King · 03-29-2001, 11:58 PM

"If I'm not perfect, and that's a BIG if ..."
Blair Warner
Magnificent Obsession

ThomasE · 03-30-2001, 12:46 AM

Tootie: Boy are we in trouble.
Natalie: You better make it a double.
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Commotion: Don't break out the champaigne just yet kiddies. We're gonna blow you away!

Tootie: Oh Suuure!

Natalie: Good comeback, Tootie.

BlairandJo · 03-30-2001, 02:15 AM

What would make you shut-up in your sleep.-
Blair(I like they way she said it)
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How do you say you'er going to be sweeping up
your teeth in french.-Jo
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From now on its good by Natalie,Hello Hot lips.-Natalie
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Don't look now guys,But we'er in Trouble...-Tootie.
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Girls!What is going on here.-Mrs.G

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The rest of Brooke's friend is coming soon,keep looking.
The Facts Of Life Rules!!
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N:I can't belive it!
J:Well you did'nt have to yell!
N:Well I was mad!!!
J:A library Is like a church you are suppose to be nice and Quiet!!!!
B:SSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
J:Take a hike.

03-30-2001, 01:01 PM

Seems like all of the main characters had something funny or cute to say:

Blair (to Joe): "You are such a simple life form!"

Jo (to Blair): "I don't have to READ Dumbo; I already bunk next to her!"

Natalie: "I heard some strange words mixed in the same sentence like 'Jo' and 'dance' and 'going to the'."

Tootie: (her all-time famous line): "We are in Trouuuble."

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[This message has been edited by FOL & DS fan 4ever (edited 04-29-2001).]

03-29-2001, 04:05 PM	#1
Mr Garrett Guest Posts: n/a	What was the greatest one liner in FOL history? There were some awsome one liners and kiss offs in the 9 years of FOL. However which one would you rank as the greatest one? My favorite will always be Jo's first great one about Blair's taste in men. I don't remember the whole thing since I don't get Nick at Nite in Canada but it was a reference to pretty boys dipped in chrome! (The first episode of season 2.) List your favorites and we can compare!!! Mr. Garrett
Mr Garrett Guest Posts: n/a

03-30-2001, 01:01 PM	#15
FOL & DS fan 4ever Guest Posts: n/a	Seems like all of the main characters had something funny or cute to say: Blair (to Joe): "You are such a simple life form!" Jo (to Blair): "I don't have to READ Dumbo; I already bunk next to her!" Natalie: "I heard some strange words mixed in the same sentence like 'Jo' and 'dance' and 'going to the'." Tootie: (her all-time famous line): "We are in Trouuuble." --------------------------------------- [This message has been edited by FOL & DS fan 4ever (edited 04-29-2001).]
FOL & DS fan 4ever Guest Posts: n/a

03-29-2001, 04:22 PM	#2
JoRoX4EvEr2411 Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jan 10, 2001 Location: Cleveland, Ohio, USA Posts: 154	i would have to say the only one that popped into my head...i have heard so many funny ones come out of Jo's mouth..but i can't remember them!! but one i always thought was so funny even though it is sooooo dumb would have to be Blairs "Turn Blue!!!" ------------------ <3 Courtney Blair: Jo this is such a big day for u! Getting married..brushing ur hair, wearing a dress! Jo: Blair, u know u may not believe this but i am actually going to miss living w/ u Blair: o..i believe it!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jo: Things are not going well here. I think i'm going to have to hit someone Nat: Who asked u to defend my honor?? Jo: I think i am going to have to hit u!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Roy: Things change Jo..people move on Jo:GOOD Roy..MOVE ON!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Blair:What shape is her face?? Jo:I think it's face shaped ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jo: TOOTIE WOULD U STOP THAT!! Tootie: Was that a yell? Jo:yes..maybe..probably..sorry

03-29-2001, 05:02 PM	#3
FOL-FAN Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Feb 05, 2001 Posts: 434	Turn blue!!! I don't care if it's dumb. It's still hilarious

03-29-2001, 06:12 PM	#4
Jo_Polniczeck_98 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Mar 04, 2001 Location: New Rochelle, New York Posts: 63	I like the one on how Jo describes life I think it goes like this: "Things Change you born you move on you die that's life"- JO Even though its not a funny one I still like it.

03-29-2001, 06:27 PM	#5
Love The Facts Of Life FlUtTeRfLy Senior Member Join Date: Jan 18, 2001 Location: Tennessee Posts: 1,515	Turn Blue pops into my mind ------------------ ~~~~~~~~* Jo:I don't know you got to admit:Force has some good points. Blair:Jo's hoping to attend the Chuck Norris School Of Law Blair:If I don't spend money soon,well I'll just pull all my hair out. Jo:Good,we'll finally get to see what color the roots are. ~~~~~~~~* God Bless Everyone email me @ jinnyandteddy4ever@yahoo.com

03-29-2001, 06:48 PM	#6
callmetootie Member Forum 4000 Club Member Join Date: Mar 06, 2001 Location: Clifton Park, NY Posts: 4,768	There are people who get shoved around, and there are people who do the shoving. ------------------ Andrew Carden

03-29-2001, 07:22 PM	#7
JohnMcMillin Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 29, 2000 Location: louisville, ky, USA Posts: 380	I just had another one of my brilliant ideas or who wants to be a skinny pencil? I'd rather be a happy magic marker

03-29-2001, 07:23 PM	#8
JohnMcMillin Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Aug 29, 2000 Location: louisville, ky, USA Posts: 380	oh yea, let's not forget Mrs. G's "GURRRRRRRRRRRRELLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"

03-29-2001, 07:58 PM	#9
JMPolniaczek15 Member Forum Regular Join Date: May 16, 2001 Location: Amongst the cornfields in Indiana... Posts: 706	You've left out my favorite! "You're old, you're ugly, you live with it." -- Jo Polniaczek

03-29-2001, 08:05 PM	#10
NancyFan Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Apr 08, 2001 Location: Canada Posts: 199	I've always liked: Nat - "She's a breath of fresh air, isn't she?" Jo - "Blair . . .Blair . . . this is not the way to come on to a guy" Jo - "She was talking about sex. This is personal!" Jo - "Hey hey, Nat! Cool it! Nice girls don't throw trees!" Oh wait, you asked for the one greatest, oops . . .

03-29-2001, 08:17 PM	#11
Cokies Head Goonie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 28, 2000 Location: Benicia, CA USA Posts: 1,719	My signature: ------------------ "It was just like Saturday Night Fever, only it was a Friday."

03-29-2001, 11:58 PM	#12
Devon King Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Nov 24, 2000 Posts: 204	"If I'm not perfect, and that's a BIG if ..." Blair Warner Magnificent Obsession

03-30-2001, 12:46 AM	#13
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	Tootie: Boy are we in trouble. Natalie: You better make it a double. --------------------------- Commotion: Don't break out the champaigne just yet kiddies. We're gonna blow you away! Tootie: Oh Suuure! Natalie: Good comeback, Tootie.

03-30-2001, 02:15 AM	#14
BlairandJo PuRpLe~PrInCeSsEs Senior Member Join Date: Feb 14, 2001 Location: TX I love this state Posts: 1,453	What would make you shut-up in your sleep.- Blair(I like they way she said it) ------------------------ How do you say you'er going to be sweeping up your teeth in french.-Jo --------------- From now on its good by Natalie,Hello Hot lips.-Natalie ----------------- Don't look now guys,But we'er in Trouble...-Tootie. -------------------- Girls!What is going on here.-Mrs.G ------------------ The rest of Brooke's friend is coming soon,keep looking. The Facts Of Life Rules!! ************************* N:I can't belive it! J:Well you did'nt have to yell! N:Well I was mad!!! J:A library Is like a church you are suppose to be nice and Quiet!!!! B:SSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! J:Take a hike.