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~Teddybear~ · 10-25-2003, 07:07 PM

I need a good laugh!! Funny stuff always cheers me up!!!

horse lover · 10-25-2003, 07:24 PM

hey! my name is alliosn. what cha up to? me nuttin much. here a good laugh!

Jokes:

I went for a wolk the other day and came back w/ a frying pan.
hehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the old duck say to the duck dentist? Just what I need another bill.
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

I am Him · 10-25-2003, 07:33 PM

Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner and his wife gave him a cold shoulder?

I am Him · 10-25-2003, 07:34 PM

"Yuk! Waiter! This coffee taste like dirt!"

"Yes sir. It's fresh ground."

I am Him · 10-25-2003, 07:36 PM

Did you know the average cannibal has a wife and ate children?

I am Him · 10-25-2003, 07:37 PM

After the cannibal dumped his girlfriend, he wiped his ass.

.:Illusion:. · 10-25-2003, 09:42 PM

i don't get that last one

.:Illusion:. · 10-25-2003, 09:44 PM

hey Allison (horse lover)! welcome to the boards (u know me i hope.) just a hint...

don't put ur location location just put sometin like "Do you really want to know" or sometin. it's easier for someone to hack you or sometin if u put ur exact location. i mean they could track u or sometin. i dunno it's just a suggestion.

horse lover · 10-25-2003, 09:44 PM

u mean u don't get the last one on mine?

horse lover · 10-25-2003, 09:47 PM

hey lizzie lover! how then do ya change your location? do u know how? yes i think u do know me. well i hope so.

.:Illusion:. · 10-25-2003, 09:59 PM

yeah i know you ok here we go:

1.) Click on User CP (one of the five boxes at the top of the screen)
2.) Click on Edit Profile.
3.) Look for the Location part.
4.) Write in w/e location u want, then ur done! PAR-TAY!
no lol!

horse lover · 10-25-2003, 10:05 PM

thank u so much!!! hahaha yeah lets party!! also how do u put pics on the side of your message?? ttyl

.:Illusion:. · 10-25-2003, 10:13 PM

oh uh ok let me try it...
1.) Go to User CP
2.) Go to Edit Options
3.) Scroll down to Avatar, or sumtin like that (avatar- picture on the side of the screen)
4.) Scroll through the avatars and hopefully you'll find one u like.

if u want to have a personal picture like mine, it'll hafta wait i'll tell u that l8er.
outtie yall!

horse lover · 10-25-2003, 10:14 PM

i hope it works now. man i can't stop thinking about last nite! it was so much fun!!!! i wish it was longer. all well. ttyl

.:Illusion:. · 10-25-2003, 10:16 PM

yah i guess...
ok save it for msn okay? kinda gotta keep on the down low ok? i don't talk about that kinda stuff here. u shouldn't really either. sry just givin advice

10-25-2003, 07:07 PM	#1
~Teddybear~ The New and Improved Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 17, 2002 Location: I'm eveywhere...I could be right behind you.... Posts: 547	funny stuff, quotes, jokes, i need em! I need a good laugh!! Funny stuff always cheers me up!!!
	__________________ My name's BRIANA aka The Great 1....I'm livin' large and takin' charge and I aint too young to party!!!

10-25-2003, 07:24 PM	#2
horse lover Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 25, 2003 Location: well duh i'm right in your closet waiting for u!! Posts: 19	hey u! hey! my name is alliosn. what cha up to? me nuttin much. here a good laugh! Jokes: I went for a wolk the other day and came back w/ a frying pan. hehehehehehe!!!!!!!!!!!! What did the old duck say to the duck dentist? Just what I need another bill. hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

10-25-2003, 09:42 PM	#7
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	i don't get that last one
	__________________ .:Illusion:. NO TRESPASSING! Violators will be shot. Survivors will be shot again. Dancing Fruit; The Fruit of the Future (musical fruit sold separately)

10-25-2003, 07:33 PM	#3
I am Him Six Senior Member Join Date: May 15, 2003 Posts: 1,529	Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner and his wife gave him a cold shoulder?

10-25-2003, 07:34 PM	#4
I am Him Six Senior Member Join Date: May 15, 2003 Posts: 1,529	"Yuk! Waiter! This coffee taste like dirt!" "Yes sir. It's fresh ground."

10-25-2003, 07:36 PM	#5
I am Him Six Senior Member Join Date: May 15, 2003 Posts: 1,529	Did you know the average cannibal has a wife and ate children?

10-25-2003, 07:37 PM	#6
I am Him Six Senior Member Join Date: May 15, 2003 Posts: 1,529	After the cannibal dumped his girlfriend, he wiped his ass.

10-25-2003, 09:44 PM	#8
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	hey Allison (horse lover)! welcome to the boards (u know me i hope.) just a hint... don't put ur location location just put sometin like "Do you really want to know" or sometin. it's easier for someone to hack you or sometin if u put ur exact location. i mean they could track u or sometin. i dunno it's just a suggestion.

10-25-2003, 09:47 PM	#10
horse lover Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 25, 2003 Location: well duh i'm right in your closet waiting for u!! Posts: 19	hey lizzie lover! how then do ya change your location? do u know how? yes i think u do know me. well i hope so.

10-25-2003, 09:59 PM	#11
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	yeah i know you ok here we go: 1.) Click on User CP (one of the five boxes at the top of the screen) 2.) Click on Edit Profile. 3.) Look for the Location part. 4.) Write in w/e location u want, then ur done! PAR-TAY! no lol!

10-25-2003, 10:05 PM	#12
horse lover Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 25, 2003 Location: well duh i'm right in your closet waiting for u!! Posts: 19	thank u so much!!! hahaha yeah lets party!! also how do u put pics on the side of your message?? ttyl

10-25-2003, 10:13 PM	#13
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	oh uh ok let me try it... 1.) Go to User CP 2.) Go to Edit Options 3.) Scroll down to Avatar, or sumtin like that (avatar- picture on the side of the screen) 4.) Scroll through the avatars and hopefully you'll find one u like. if u want to have a personal picture like mine, it'll hafta wait i'll tell u that l8er. outtie yall!

10-25-2003, 10:14 PM	#14
horse lover Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 25, 2003 Location: well duh i'm right in your closet waiting for u!! Posts: 19	i hope it works now. man i can't stop thinking about last nite! it was so much fun!!!! i wish it was longer. all well. ttyl

10-25-2003, 10:16 PM	#15
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	yah i guess... ok save it for msn okay? kinda gotta keep on the down low ok? i don't talk about that kinda stuff here. u shouldn't really either. sry just givin advice