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.:Illusion:. · 10-25-2003, 02:01 PM

...Anybody got some? (They CANNOT be inappropriate!)
*I'm trying to get these boards into a happier state b/c in my opinion we're dwelling too much on John's death. WE WILL SURVIVE! We need to put this behind us and move on. I'm not trying to be mean or anything b/c personally I'm really sad also on John's passing, but there's a line between mourning and TOO MUCH mourning. I think we've crossed the line. Seriously, I'm not trying to be mean or anything.*

sagalandritter2006 · 10-25-2003, 03:31 PM

i totally agree with you....
i loved these quotes....

PAUL: love you
CATE: don't care

PAUL: tears of a clown
CATE: actually it's sexual healing

KERRY: it was 7 in the morning i thought ou couldn't do anything until you had our first cup of coffee

RORY: i can't believe this kerry's popular

BRIDGET: i'm to young to be a grandsister

BRIDGET: have you no self control father can't you keep it zipped
KERRY: i can't believe you two are having unprotected sex

There's many more but i have to go!
**manda*christine**

.:Illusion:. · 10-25-2003, 04:34 PM

omg those are so good!

8srfan1 · 10-25-2003, 07:14 PM

I love when the girls start to fight or have a problem and Rory does to Paul and Cate always say i got "the boy" or well at least we have boy something like that i think thats great lol....

MandieR1980 · 10-25-2003, 09:06 PM

mine is

Paul: I'm mad about something you said
Cate: What?
Paul: "Lets start a family"

LOL

.:Illusion:. · 10-25-2003, 09:39 PM

hahahahaha!

swedeace · 10-26-2003, 01:15 AM

Great topic starter! I love quotes!!!!

Here's mine from the premiere episode of season two:

Paul: "I've saved the best for your mother. I'm giving her the big one"

Kids: "Ewwww.....dad."

Paul: "The giraffe!"

Kerry: "Ew, don't name it!"

Paul: [puts up the toy and the kids sigh in relief] "The giraffe?!"

This one is too funny!!!!!!!

.:Illusion:. · 10-26-2003, 08:36 AM

interesting... yah i guess i remember that

David · 10-26-2003, 04:47 PM

Kerry- make it a real Christmas take a homeless dog home
[girl ignores and walks by]
Kerry- Idiot

Bridget- Er I hate Kerry that boyfriend stealing person [something like that]
Cate- Maybe you should just forgive Kerry
Bridget- Whos Kerry?
Rory- The boyfriend stealing sister
Cate- Rory! She knows!
Rory- So I was just rubbing it in!...

Kyle- Whats up my brotha from anotha motha [kyle has also gotten less "bad" as the show progressed]

David · 10-26-2003, 04:49 PM

Cheerleader- Can I get a hoot... Can I get a hoot.. the owls are gonna stomp gonna stomp gonna stomp on YOU
Kerry- How exactly does an animal stomp on u it weighs like one pound

From Come and Knock On Our Door [bottom]
Paul- Whats with what you're wearing
Cate- These? I always where these... in fact i dont wear anything else... ever...

Kerry- well if u'll excuse me im gonna go water my plants and have black hair!

.:Illusion:. · 10-26-2003, 05:29 PM

o i remember that last one!

David · 10-26-2003, 08:49 PM

Bridget- I look hott in my hott new pants, in my hott new pants *singing in front of the video camera* lol

MandieR1980 · 10-26-2003, 09:45 PM

LOL! I forgot about hot new pants song LOL

.:Illusion:. · 10-27-2003, 08:57 AM

hahahahaha! these are all really good!

Sweetie_Pie22 · 10-28-2003, 09:42 PM

My all time fave quote from the show is "Never ASSUME because when you ASSUME something you make an ASS out of U and ME"-Paul. But I also like "Weird is not wanting anyone to know that you know you use the bathroom."-Kerry. I also liked in the pilot--
Rory

ad? Paul: What? Rory: Do you think I'm pretty? Paul: Get Out!!! I like all the ones that you said up there. Hmm....there are more...

10-25-2003, 02:01 PM	#1
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	Funny 8SR Quotes... ...Anybody got some? (They CANNOT be inappropriate!) I'm trying to get these boards into a happier state b/c in my opinion we're dwelling too much on John's death. WE WILL SURVIVE! We need to put this behind us and move on. I'm not trying to be mean or anything b/c personally I'm really sad also on John's passing, but there's a line between mourning and TOO MUCH mourning. I think we've crossed the line. Seriously, I'm not trying to be mean or anything.
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10-25-2003, 03:31 PM	#2
sagalandritter2006 Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Sep 17, 2003 Location: minnesota Posts: 13	i agree i totally agree with you.... i loved these quotes.... PAUL: love you CATE: don't care PAUL: tears of a clown CATE: actually it's sexual healing KERRY: it was 7 in the morning i thought ou couldn't do anything until you had our first cup of coffee RORY: i can't believe this kerry's popular BRIDGET: i'm to young to be a grandsister BRIDGET: have you no self control father can't you keep it zipped KERRY: i can't believe you two are having unprotected sex There's many more but i have to go! *mandachristine**
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10-25-2003, 07:14 PM	#4
8srfan1 Member Forum Hawk Join Date: Oct 25, 2003 Location: Mayberry Posts: 3	THE BOY! I love when the girls start to fight or have a problem and Rory does to Paul and Cate always say i got "the boy" or well at least we have boy something like that i think thats great lol....
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10-25-2003, 09:06 PM	#5
MandieR1980 Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 03, 2001 Location: East Taunton, Massachusetts Posts: 2,635	mine is mine is Paul: I'm mad about something you said Cate: What? Paul: "Lets start a family" LOL
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10-26-2003, 04:47 PM	#9
David mcphee. Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 30, 2003 Location: jacksonville, FL. Posts: 28,115	Kerry- make it a real Christmas take a homeless dog home [girl ignores and walks by] Kerry- Idiot Bridget- Er I hate Kerry that boyfriend stealing person [something like that] Cate- Maybe you should just forgive Kerry Bridget- Whos Kerry? Rory- The boyfriend stealing sister Cate- Rory! She knows! Rory- So I was just rubbing it in!... Kyle- Whats up my brotha from anotha motha [kyle has also gotten less "bad" as the show progressed]
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10-25-2003, 04:34 PM	#3
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	omg those are so good!

10-25-2003, 09:39 PM	#6
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	hahahahaha!

10-26-2003, 01:15 AM	#7
swedeace Member Forum Fanatic Join Date: Sep 22, 2003 Posts: 9,009	Great topic starter! I love quotes!!!! Here's mine from the premiere episode of season two: Paul: "I've saved the best for your mother. I'm giving her the big one" Kids: "Ewwww.....dad." Paul: "The giraffe!" Kerry: "Ew, don't name it!" Paul: [puts up the toy and the kids sigh in relief] "The giraffe?!" This one is too funny!!!!!!!

10-26-2003, 08:36 AM	#8
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	interesting... yah i guess i remember that

10-26-2003, 04:49 PM	#10
David mcphee. Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 30, 2003 Location: jacksonville, FL. Posts: 28,115	Cheerleader- Can I get a hoot... Can I get a hoot.. the owls are gonna stomp gonna stomp gonna stomp on YOU Kerry- How exactly does an animal stomp on u it weighs like one pound From Come and Knock On Our Door [bottom] Paul- Whats with what you're wearing Cate- These? I always where these... in fact i dont wear anything else... ever... Kerry- well if u'll excuse me im gonna go water my plants and have black hair!

10-26-2003, 05:29 PM	#11
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	o i remember that last one!

10-26-2003, 08:49 PM	#12
David mcphee. Forum Superstar Join Date: Jan 30, 2003 Location: jacksonville, FL. Posts: 28,115	Bridget- I look hott in my hott new pants, in my hott new pants singing in front of the video camera lol

10-26-2003, 09:45 PM	#13
MandieR1980 Member Senior Member Join Date: Mar 03, 2001 Location: East Taunton, Massachusetts Posts: 2,635	LOL LOL! I forgot about hot new pants song LOL

10-27-2003, 08:57 AM	#14
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	hahahahaha! these are all really good!

10-28-2003, 09:42 PM	#15
Sweetie_Pie22 I <3 my crush!!!! Occasional Poster Join Date: Oct 20, 2003 Location: USA Posts: 17	My all time fave quote from the show is "Never ASSUME because when you ASSUME something you make an ASS out of U and ME"-Paul. But I also like "Weird is not wanting anyone to know that you know you use the bathroom."-Kerry. I also liked in the pilot-- Roryad? Paul: What? Rory: Do you think I'm pretty? Paul: Get Out!!! I like all the ones that you said up there. Hmm....there are more...
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