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.:Illusion:. · 10-25-2003, 01:55 PM

...Anybody got some? (They CANNOT be inappropriate!)

.:Illusion:. · 10-25-2003, 04:38 PM

CHELSEA: On the bright side, Eddie, you knew that telephono meant telephone!
*EDDIE does the boogie down dance*
RAVEN: Oh, but contestant, that's where your luck ran out! See you don't cook in the garbage!
CHELSEA: *Does the buzzer sound*
RAVEN: And you don't sit on a shoe!
CHELSEA: *Does the buzzer sound*
RAVEN: Oh, and while you're sitting on that shoe you can have a nice, cold glass of tuna!
CHELSEA: *Does the long buzzer sound*
EDDIE: Will you be quiet?!

I am Him · 10-25-2003, 07:24 PM

In Don't have a Cow

"Come on William"
"Really?"
"Sure, Just don't touch yourself"

MarshallMathers · 10-25-2003, 08:48 PM

LOL! BTW isn't that kid on Life With Bonnie?

.:Illusion:. · 10-25-2003, 09:38 PM

ok i said that it was supposed to be APPROPRIATE!

I am Him · 10-26-2003, 02:34 AM

^It was a quote from the show. I didn't make it up.

.:Illusion:. · 10-26-2003, 08:33 AM

no inappropriate as in... you know

.:Illusion:. · 10-26-2003, 03:42 PM

From Out of Control

RAVEN: So the following things are uncool. Mom scatting. Yeah, that's gotta go! Dad's face on these flyers. Gotta go! Cory. Gotta go! Actually, let's make that number one on the list....

RAVEN: Goodbye, Divonderfuliciousness!

RAVEN: Dummy and Dummer gotta go!

RAVEN: Egg rolls are number one, followed by cinnamon, then, yeah, uh, Tootsie!

RAVEN: Because if they become a twosome, I become a onesome. If they break up, there are three onesomes, which is not as good as one threesome!

More comin yall!

.:Illusion:. · 10-26-2003, 08:11 PM

From TEST OF FRIENDSHIP:

MAX: He's right over there what're u talkin to me for?
RAVEN: I dunno. I guess I wasn't thinking.
MAX: I have those days sometimes!
RAVEN: I'm sure you do!

RAVEN: We both took Spanish last year and, not to brag but we did...
*stomp stomp stomp*
RAVEN/CHELSEA: excellente!
EDDIE: Huh?
RAVEN: That's excellent in Spanish.
EDDIE: Then why don't they just say that?

CHELSEA: All right, Raven! Eddie will be playing for a root beer! Courtesy of your mom and dad! YES YOUR MOM AND DAD! Makers of you and Cory.

TOYA · 10-28-2003, 01:37 PM

what i like isnt a quote but im sure you guys will like it too. the one where she helps eddie cheat but the teacher changed the test and then at the end her and eddie playin b ball and she fakes like her ankle is hurt and then shoots and makes it...i like when she kicks her leg up real high and says "cheerleader" and then walks away.... I lLOVEEEEE that part!

J-Rod · 10-28-2003, 01:48 PM

Yea Toya, I'm sure you did, probably as much as us guys did.

TOYA · 10-28-2003, 01:58 PM

no jrod actually MORE than you GUYS did......MUCH more

jsizzle · 10-28-2003, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TOYA
no jrod actually MORE than you GUYS did......MUCH more

.:Illusion:. · 10-31-2003, 08:32 AM

hahahahahahahaha! ok still coming up with quotes... uh...
I dunno I'm gonna find more anybody got any in the meantime?

.:Illusion:. · 11-01-2003, 11:51 AM

CARLEE: This is Marvin. He's a second-degree telepath... and a first degree pain in the butt!
MARVIN: That's why I love it here! At school, I'm just a pain in the butt!

RAVEN: Yall's electric bill must be RIDICULOUS!

RAVEN: WHOA! Did you see? Then it POOFED! Am I the only one who's amazed by that?
*Looks around*
Well, I guess I am!

RAVEN: You know how my visions can sometimes be a problem?
CHELSEA: Uh, Raven, come here. Let me direct you to the screen!

RAVEN: Okay, big guy, since you know everything... what am I thinking?
MARVIN: You're thinking... about changing... your shampoo.
RAVEN: CONDITIONER! Next!

CARLEE: She belongs with us!
EDDIE: She belongs with US!
RAVEN: I belong on the ground!

RAVEN: You're not a normie, and you're not a freak. We're all people! I mean, we hang out! We go to school! We play volleyball!
CHELSEA: Some better than others!

More comin' yall!

*Sorry, I don't remember what this episode this is from. It's from the one where Raven meets all her other psychic friends. Sorry 'bout that!*

10-25-2003, 01:55 PM	#1
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	Funny TSR Quotes... ...Anybody got some? (They CANNOT be inappropriate!)
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10-25-2003, 04:38 PM	#2
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	Fine I'll start... CHELSEA: On the bright side, Eddie, you knew that telephono meant telephone! EDDIE does the boogie down dance RAVEN: Oh, but contestant, that's where your luck ran out! See you don't cook in the garbage! CHELSEA: Does the buzzer sound RAVEN: And you don't sit on a shoe! CHELSEA: Does the buzzer sound RAVEN: Oh, and while you're sitting on that shoe you can have a nice, cold glass of tuna! CHELSEA: Does the long buzzer sound EDDIE: Will you be quiet?!

10-25-2003, 08:48 PM	#4
MarshallMathers Member Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 24, 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 342	LOL! BTW isn't that kid on Life With Bonnie?
	__________________ "keep my, mind on my money and my head to the sky/ I never really smile much if you was here you know why/"

10-25-2003, 07:24 PM	#3
I am Him Six Senior Member Join Date: May 15, 2003 Posts: 1,529	In Don't have a Cow "Come on William" "Really?" "Sure, Just don't touch yourself"

10-25-2003, 09:38 PM	#5
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	ok i said that it was supposed to be APPROPRIATE!

10-26-2003, 02:34 AM	#6
I am Him Six Senior Member Join Date: May 15, 2003 Posts: 1,529	^It was a quote from the show. I didn't make it up.

10-26-2003, 08:33 AM	#7
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	no inappropriate as in... you know

10-26-2003, 03:42 PM	#8
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	From Out of Control RAVEN: So the following things are uncool. Mom scatting. Yeah, that's gotta go! Dad's face on these flyers. Gotta go! Cory. Gotta go! Actually, let's make that number one on the list.... RAVEN: Goodbye, Divonderfuliciousness! RAVEN: Dummy and Dummer gotta go! RAVEN: Egg rolls are number one, followed by cinnamon, then, yeah, uh, Tootsie! RAVEN: Because if they become a twosome, I become a onesome. If they break up, there are three onesomes, which is not as good as one threesome! More comin yall!

10-26-2003, 08:11 PM	#9
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	From TEST OF FRIENDSHIP: MAX: He's right over there what're u talkin to me for? RAVEN: I dunno. I guess I wasn't thinking. MAX: I have those days sometimes! RAVEN: I'm sure you do! RAVEN: We both took Spanish last year and, not to brag but we did... stomp stomp stomp RAVEN/CHELSEA: excellente! EDDIE: Huh? RAVEN: That's excellent in Spanish. EDDIE: Then why don't they just say that? CHELSEA: All right, Raven! Eddie will be playing for a root beer! Courtesy of your mom and dad! YES YOUR MOM AND DAD! Makers of you and Cory.

10-28-2003, 01:37 PM	#10
TOYA u can call me no-luv Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 21, 2003 Location: los angeles, ca Posts: 461	what i like isnt a quote but im sure you guys will like it too. the one where she helps eddie cheat but the teacher changed the test and then at the end her and eddie playin b ball and she fakes like her ankle is hurt and then shoots and makes it...i like when she kicks her leg up real high and says "cheerleader" and then walks away.... I lLOVEEEEE that part!

10-28-2003, 01:48 PM	#11
J-Rod Banned Banned!! Frequent Poster Join Date: Jun 04, 2003 Location: CaLiFoRnIa Posts: 246	Yea Toya, I'm sure you did, probably as much as us guys did.

10-28-2003, 01:58 PM	#12
TOYA u can call me no-luv Frequent Poster Join Date: Sep 21, 2003 Location: los angeles, ca Posts: 461	no jrod actually MORE than you GUYS did......MUCH more

10-31-2003, 08:32 AM	#14
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	hahahahahahahaha! ok still coming up with quotes... uh... I dunno I'm gonna find more anybody got any in the meantime?

11-01-2003, 11:51 AM	#15
.:Illusion:. The Weird One Forum Regular Join Date: Aug 16, 2003 Location: Don't look behind you... Posts: 503	CARLEE: This is Marvin. He's a second-degree telepath... and a first degree pain in the butt! MARVIN: That's why I love it here! At school, I'm just a pain in the butt! RAVEN: Yall's electric bill must be RIDICULOUS! RAVEN: WHOA! Did you see? Then it POOFED! Am I the only one who's amazed by that? Looks around Well, I guess I am! RAVEN: You know how my visions can sometimes be a problem? CHELSEA: Uh, Raven, come here. Let me direct you to the screen! RAVEN: Okay, big guy, since you know everything... what am I thinking? MARVIN: You're thinking... about changing... your shampoo. RAVEN: CONDITIONER! Next! CARLEE: She belongs with us! EDDIE: She belongs with US! RAVEN: I belong on the ground! RAVEN: You're not a normie, and you're not a freak. We're all people! I mean, we hang out! We go to school! We play volleyball! CHELSEA: Some better than others! More comin' yall! Sorry, I don't remember what this episode this is from. It's from the one where Raven meets all her other psychic friends. Sorry 'bout that!