Episode Guide

[Adamantium]

This is from the TV Land Website. Just so everyone knows, I'm not claiming any of these descriptions as my own.

Mister Ed ........................... Bamboo Harvester/Allan Lane
Wilbur Post ........................ Alan Young
Carol Post .......................... Connie Hines
Roger Addison (1-81).......... Larry Keating
Kay Addison (2-87)............. Edna Skinner
Gordon Kirkwood (91-143).. Leon Ames
Winnie Kirkwood (91-143)... Florence MacMichael


Season One: 1961
1-The First Meeting
Wilbur is shocked as the horse in his barn starts talking to him--and his wife and neighbors are even more shocked.

2-The Ventriloquist
Ed gets Wilbur into trouble as he tries to win a contract to build a clubhouse.

3-Busy Wife
Carol catches the club woman bug and neglects Wilbur--who finally cures her with the help of Ed.

4-Stable for Three
Ed becomes a nuisance by knocking over a barbecue and eating Carol's planted vegetables. Wilbur and Addison both end up sleeping in the barn.

5-Kiddy Park
Insulted by vacation plans that don't include him, Ed runs away to start a new life.

6-Sorority House
Wilbur must come to Ed's rescue when he serves as a mascot--only to be stolen by the rival team.

7-Little Boy
At a party arranged by Carol for the neighborhood boys, Ed ends the ostracism of a new boy by proving his bravery to the others.

8-Ed, the Lover
Ed balks at playing in a western--but the filly star falls in love with him and Wilbur persuades the talking horse to return to the set.

9-Pageant Show
Wilbur upsets Ed when he removes an extension phone from the barn, but Ed plays tricks on Wilbur and Carol.

10-The Aunt
Wilbur's long-needed vacation is disturbed by the arrival of a tireless aunt--with her talking parrot.

11-Missing Statue
Wilbur decides an antique statue is a small price to pay to avoid Carol's fish diet.

12-Ed, the Witness
When Wilbur languishes in a Mexican jail for refusing to pay a repair bill to a mechanic who damaged his trailer, Ed comes to the rescue.

13-Ed's Mother
Ed bids for his mother at an auction when he finds that she has been working as a plow horse on a farm.

14-Ed, the Tout
With Ed's help, Wilbur picks a winning racehorse for Carol and his neighbors--but they bet on a nag that Wilbur has mistakenly circled.

15-Ed, the Songwriter
Through an elaborate ruse, Wilbur has a music publisher record a song composed, written and sung by Ed.

16-Ed, the Stool Pigeon
Jealous because Wilbur and Carol have adopted a poodle as a pet, Ed contrives to get the pup into trouble.

17-Psychoanalyst Show
Ed develops a fear of high places and Wilbur engages a psychiatrist to cure him. However, everyone thinks it's Wilbur who has the problem.

18-A Man for Velma
The Posts hire a very good cook who threatens to quit because there are no eligible men on the premises.

19-Ed Agrees to Talk
Ed charges he is being mistreated by Carol--because she has him hitched to a surrey when Wilbur refuses to buy her a car.

20-Ed's New Shoes
A handyman hired by Wilbur to give Ed new shoes creates pandemonium when he squirts water on a photographer for a fancy magazine.

21-The Mustache
Addison convinces Wilbur that he can land a pending architectural job--if he only would make himself look older.

22-The Contest
Ed tutors Wilbur for a $5,000 jackpot. Ed talks on the phone, studies reference books and even foreign languages for the contest.

23-The Other Woman
To Carol's dismay, Wilbur utters another woman's name in his sleep. She is relieved to discover it is the name of a horse Ed wants Wilbur to buy.

24-Wilbur Sells Ed
Ed falls in love with a filly owned by a big builder and convinces Wilbur to sell him, almost ruining Wilbur's contract.

25-Ed Cries Wolf
Ed tells fibs to get Wilbur to play chess with him; therefore Wilbur doesn't believe him when Ed tells him there really is a thief in the house.

26-Pine Lake Lodge
Wilbur and Carol go to Pine Lake Lodge on a vacation, leaving Ed behind--despite of his protests.

Season Two: 1961-1962
27-My Son, My Son
Ed finds a gray hair in his tail and decides that he is getting old. He wants a boy of his own.

28-The Horsetronaut
Wilbur has to take an office downtown, away from Ed, who feels unwanted. Ed decides to get out of Wilbur's way for good.

29-Ed,he Jumper
An old college buddy taunts Wilbur into entering Ed in a jumping contest against his racing horse.

30-Ed, the Redecorator
Carol wants the house done over in a Hawaiian motif. Ed thinks Wilbur should redo the barn first.

31-Ed's Ancestors
Ed is to be used as a model for a park statue glorifying the American Palomino, but he refuses until his ancestry is cleared up.

32-Ed, the Voter
Ed objects when Carol tells Wilbur that the barn is to be used for polling.

33-Ed, the Hero
Ed saves the life of a little girl in the park, and her grandfather invites the Posts and Ed to his palatial estate in Catalina. Ed won't go.

34-Hunting Show
Ed objects to hunting when he discovers the Posts and the Addisons have planned a camping weekend devoted to the sport.

35-Mister Ed's Blues
Ed doesn't want to cooperate when everyone wants Wilbur to compose a hit song that will save a music company from bankruptcy.

36-Ed and the Elephant
Wilbur boards a magician's elephant in the barn, and Jumbo drives Mister Ed frantic with his antics.

37-Ed, the Salesman
Ed expects a gift from Wilbur on their first anniversary: a color television. When Wilbur refuses, Ed takes matters into his own hands.

38-Zsa Zsa
The star has to make a western movie but is uncomfortable with horses. Wilbur loans Ed to Zsa Zsa Gabor.

39-Ed, the Beneficiary
Ed reads of a cat who is willed a great deal of money--and wants to know if he is in Wilbur's will.

40-Ed's Bed
Carol wants to leave Wilbur because he is spending so much time with Ed trying to cure his cold.

41-The Wrestler
Addison and Wilbur go halves in backing a wrestler who eats them out of house and home, and takes ballet lessons with girls.

42-Ed, the Horse Doctor
Addison buys a racehorse that has great promise until she comes down with an unknown illness. Ed to the rescue!

43-Horse Wash
Wilbur's father-in-law decides to visit the Posts at a time when Ed is trying to reduce his weight to impress a new filly.

44-Ed's Word of Honor
Ed's word of honor is at stake when Wilbur and Addison have a falling-out over a birthday gift from the Posts.

45-Ed, the Beachcomber
Addison's beach property is put in jeopardy by a group of beatniks. Wilbur tries to help and ends up with his own beatnik problem.

46-George Burns Meets Mister Ed
George Burns offers $25,000 for a new act to make an appearance with him in Las Vegas. Wilbur realizes he has a gold mine in Ed.

47-Ed's New Neighbors
The Addisons inherit a large estate in the east, and after seeing the new neighbors, even Ed is sorry to see them go.

48-Bald Horse
Ed thinks he is losing his hair and has Wilbur frantic trying all the home remedies--until the real reason for the disappearing hair comes to light.

49-No Horses Allowed
When Carol unwittingly signs a petition to eliminate horses from the neighborhood, Wilbur tries to have the petition recalled.

50-Ed, the Matchmaker
The teenage daughter of the Posts' new neighbors gets Wilbur and Carol involved in her romantic problems.

51-Clint Eastwood Meets Mister Ed
A temporary party line on the phone allows Ed to court Clint Eastwood's horse. However, his antics wreak havoc between Eastwood and Wilbur.

52-Lie Detector
Addison asks Wilbur to help him finance a new lie detector machine, causing chaos in the Post home.

53-Ed and the Secret Service
Carol and Kay try to emulate the First Lady and make their husbands join the hunt club. Wilbur wants to ride Ed in the hunt--but Ed won't jump.

Season Three: 1962-1963
54-Ed Gets Amnesia
Ed is accidentally hit in the head with a bucket of carrots and gets amnesia. He doesn't remember or recognize Wilbur.

55-Wilbur, the Good Samaritan
When Ed inadvertently causes a newsboy to lose his job, Wilbur and Addison each suspect the other of being the heavy.

56-Wilbur's Father
Wilbur's father is planning to remarry. Ed tricks Wilbur into thinking that the woman's daughter is the bride.

57-Wilbur in the Lion's Den
Ed talks Wilbur into taking him to the park for some kite flying, much to the chagrin of Carol and the Addisons.

58-The Bashful Clipper
Wilbur thinks that Ed looks unkempt and needs a clipping. He engages an accomplished young hairdresser to do the job.

59-Wilbur and Ed in Show Biz
While Wilbur is working on plush living quarters for an elephant, Ed is swiping apples from Addison's apple tree.

60-Ed and the Allergy
Wilbur has promised to take Ed camping, but Addison's mother-in-law arrives and upsets their plans.

61-Horse Sense
Addison's letter to the editor fails when he wants the bridle path removed in favor of extending the golf course.

62-Ed and Paul Revere
As chairman of the Community Art Committee, Addison hires a sculptor to do a statue of his ancestor, Paul Revere.

63-Wilbur, the Masher
Wilbur, while riding in the park, gets into trouble with a beautiful married woman--while Ed is smitten with the filly she is riding.

64-Horse Party
Ed realizes that it's his birthday and tries to talk Wilbur into throwing him a party.

65-Ed, the Pilgrim
Ed talks himself out of Thanksgiving dinner; in trying to rectify the situation he tells Wilbur the real story of Thanksgiving.

66-Disappearing Horse
Ed is reluctant to appear as part of Wilbur's variety show magic act.

67-Ed and the Bicycle
Ed's feelings are hurt when Wilbur takes up bicycling, but he gets the last laugh when Wilbur realizes that he can't talk to a bicycle.

68-Horse of a Different Color
Addison stands to make a lot of money when the circus comes to town, as they will be using his property.

69-The Blessed Event
Ed is happy to learn he is about to become an uncle, and starts typing a list of names suitable for a young colt.

70-Ole Rockin' Chair
Wilbur builds a unique rocking chair out of Ed's old shoes, but no one appreciates Wilbur's efforts until an antique dealer becomes interested.

71-Unemployment Show
Ed becomes unemployed after Wilbur puts him to work at the stable. Then he feels he is entitled to unemployment insurance.

72-Big Pine Lodge
The Posts and Addisons decide to take Ed with them when they go skiing at Big Pine Lodge. Ed aids them in outsmarting card sharks.

73-Horse Talk
Ed and Wilbur come to the aid of a handyman who was unjustly accused of doping a horse before a big race.

74-Working Wives
After curbing their wives' spending, Wilbur and Addison are left to the housework when the women find jobs to earn their own money.

75-Ed, the Emancipator
Wilbur and Carol buy Kay Addison a cockatoo for her birthday, much to the disappointment of Addison--but to the delight of Ed.

76-The Price of Apples
Ed is taken with a mad desire for Addison's apples and becomes an appleholic, but Addison is unsympathetic.

77-Doctor Ed
When Addison's TV set goes on the blink, he borrows the one in Wilbur's office. Ed is upset because he can't watch his favorite doctor series.

78-Ed, the Zebra
When Addison wants him to pose for an undignified contest photo, Ed runs away to the zoo incognito.

79-Wilbur Post, Honorary Horse
Addison has Wilbur working on the design of a new building he proposes to build, but Ed distracts him with ideas for a horse book.

80-Patter of Little Hooves
Ed enters a newspaper's puzzle contest and Wilbur ends up winning a live miniature horse, which Ed adopts as his own.

Season Four: 1963-1964
81-Leo Durocher Meets Mister Ed
Ed, a staunch L.A. Dodger fan, spots a few batting weaknesses among the lineup while watching one of their televised games.

82-Ed Discovers America
Wilbur wins a commission to build the city's American History Museum, but is stumped when he tries to come up with a monument.

83-Taller Than She
Ed falls madly in love with a French filly, but is chagrined to find she is taller than him.

84-Be Kind to Humans
Wilbur and Ed get lost while out riding and meet three hobos. While Wilbur's back is turned, Ed invites them to stay at the Posts' house.

85-Don't Laugh at Horses
Wilbur and Kay's brother decide to go to a masquerade ball as a horse--and Ed takes offense.

86-Getting Ed's Goat
It's Wilbur's birthday and Ed provides an added surprise when he presents Wilbur with a stray goat that he has adopted.

87-Ed, the Musician
When everyone becomes involved in the local variety show, Ed feels left out. He becomes a one-man band and practices in the barn at midnight!

88-Oh, Those Hats
Wilbur is commissioned to design a new beach house for a famous woman columnist.

89-Ed, the Shish Kebob
Wilbur is invited to attend a magician's convention and decides to take both Carol and Ed along. (The Great Blackstone guest stars.)

90-Ed, the Desert Rat
After a tiff with Wilbur, Ed heads for the wide open land, but gets lost in the desert where he encounters all types of misadventures.

91-Home Sweet Trailer
Ed feels his territory threatened when Wilbur's former Air Force Commander and his wife come to town and park their trailer in the Posts' backyard. (The Kirkwoods replace the Addisons as the neighbors.)

92-Love Thy New Neighbor
Wilbur reverts to his old Air Force behavior, becoming overly helpful around Commander Kirkwood, who has bought the house next door.

93-Moko
Colonel Kirkwood plans a party for his straight-laced, former Commanding General, but a little Martian changes the outcome of the event.

94-Ed in the Peace Corps
Ed is frustrated when Wilbur hires a secretary, a young Japanese exchange student whose ever-present efficiency cramps Ed's style.

95-Ed Gets the Mumps
Ed feels neglected when the Posts and Kirkwoods look after a neighbor's baby--so he comes down with self-inflicted mumps.

96-Ed's Christmas Story
It is Christmas and Wilbur has decided to be practical in buying gifts this year...until he gets Ed's list of presents.

97-Ed's Dentist
When Ed complains of a toothache, the vet comes to give him a shot for the pain. But Ed disappears when he gets a look at the needle.

98-Ed Visits a Gypsy
Ed, who has fallen in love with a spirited filly, wants Wilbur to take him to a gypsy so that he can have his hoof read.

99-Ed, the Chauffeur
Because Wilbur scoffs at Ed's notion that there is nothing to driving a car, Ed has to show up Wilbur.

100-Old Swayback
Ed befriends a poor swaybacked horse, the brunt of public ridicule, and convinces Wilbur to let the horse stay with them.

101-Ed, the Donkey
Ed takes offense at being called a jackass too many times, so he insists that Wilbur take him to a veterinarian to make sure he is still a horse.

102-Mae West Meets Ed
When Ed overhears Mae West commissioning Wilbur to design ultra-deluxe stables for her horses, he becomes dissatisfied with his own surroundings.

103-Saddles and Gowns
What happens when Wilbur refuses to buy Ed a new saddle and Carol a new dress?

104-The Prowler
A prowler is loose in the neighborhood, and Wilbur plays detective with the police while Ed harbors the culprit.

105-Ed, the Pool Player
Colonel Kirkwood gets in over his head with pool sharks and Ed races to the rescue.

106-Ed Writes Dear Abby
Ed writes Dear Abby because he wants his own bachelor stall--down at the stables.

Season Five: 1964-1965
107-Hi-Fi Horse
Carol complains that the stereo Wilbur bought for their anniversary is not a personal-enough gift.

108-Ed's Tunnel to Freedom
Wilbur teaches Ed a lesson by locking him in his stall for stealing brownies and pies from the kitchen window.

109-Jon Provost Meets Mister Ed
Jon Provost stars as the pitcher for Wilbur's little league baseball team--but almost misses the game.

110-Like Father, Like Horse
The joke is on Ed when he tries to play a prank on Colonel Kirkwood.

111-Ed, the Race Horse
Colonel Kirkwood takes up horseback riding and has found a favorite (and fast) horse to ride. He challenges Wilbur and Ed to a race...

112-My Horse, the Ranger
While Carol prepares a Girl Ranger outing, Wilbur is asked to take Boy Rangers on a similar trip--and Ed wants to go along.

113-The Heavy Rider
A shopping mall investor needs an architect, and Wilbur is suggested. When the 300-pound investor wants to ride Ed, Wilbur sees no problem.

114-Ed, the Pilot
When Wilbur and Kirkwood decide to buy a plane, Ed wants to learn to fly.

115-Ed, the Stowaway
The Posts and the Kirkwoods are on their way for what they think will be a vacation without Ed.

116-Animal Jury
Wilbur's Aunt comes to visit with her pet parrot. When the bird shows up in the pet store, Ed tries to convince Wilbur the cat did it.

117-What Kind of Foal Am I?
Carol's father comes to visit, which makes Ed want to find his father. Naturally, Wilbur is enlisted to lead the search.

118-Ed's Juice Stand
While Colonel Kirkwood searches for a small business to buy, Ed opens his own.

119-The Dragon Horse
Items collected for an auction and stored in Ed's barn reveal a fierce looking creature.

120-Never Ride Horses
When Carol's father is visiting the Posts, Ed decides that people should not ride horses.

121-Ed, the Sentry
Carol develops an allergy to horses and Ed volunteers himself for Air Force sentry duty.

122-Ed's Diction Teacher
Wilbur accidentally pulls the stuffing out of a little toy horse. When he discusses stuffing "the horse," Ed goes into shock.

123-Ed, the Godfather
A neighbor's filly is having a colt while her owner is away. Ed brings her home, pleased to become a godfather.

124-Ed's Contact Lenses
When Ed is spotted wearing glasses in public, he decides it is time to get contacts.

125-Ed's Cold Tail
Ed wants a heater for the barn, but Wilbur is in a bind when Carol needs a new refrigerator.

126-The Bank Robbery
Ed unwittingly becomes the "drop" for stolen money, taken from a bank where Wilbur was making a deposit.

127-My Horse the Mailman
When Wilbur designs a spot office which includes a Pony Express statue, Ed becomes obsessed with the idea that his ancestors used to deliver mail.

128-Whiskers and Tails
Ed is worried by the new neighbor, an archaeology professor who has a mustache and a beard.

129-Robin Hood Ed
A movie producer seeks an unknown to play Robin Hood in his movie, and Carol convinces Wilbur to try out.

130-Ed, the Artist
Feeling unfulfilled as a horse, Ed takes up painting. An unattractive portrait of Carol could possibly win him the fame he seeks.

Season Six: 1965-1966
131-Ed, the Counterspy
Ed discovers three spies using the park to drop secret messages, and Wilbur gets in over his head when he finds a roll of microfilm.

132-Ed a Go-Go
When a builder/neighbor needs an architect, Ed decides that a fondness for go-go music might help Wilbur get the job.

133-Cold Finger
The Secret Intelligence Agency Chief calls Wilbur to find a tiny secret radio that has disappeared. Ed finds the only clue.

134-Spies Strike Back
Wilbur and Ed are threatened by spies from whom they recovered a secret miniature radio for the Secret Intelligence Agency.

135-Love and the Single Horse
Carol tries to publish Ed's memoirs. Irene Ryan and Raymond Bailey from "The Beverly Hillbillies" guest star.

136-Monkey Involved in Spy Ring
The Secret Intelligence Agency calls on Wilbur to discover who has been stealing papers from the SIA. Naturally, Wilbur turns to Ed.

137-Ed Wins a Color Television Set
Ed answers a tough question about chess on a radio quiz and wins a color television set for Wilbur.

138-The Horse and the Pussycat
Carol offers to look after a friend's cat, but it's Wilbur who is stuck with the extra work, causing him to neglect Ed.

139-Ed, the Bridegroom
Ed pleads with Wilbur to get a justice of the peace to perform a marriage ceremony for him and his favorite filly.

140-Don't Skin That Bear
Wilbur and Carol receive a bearskin rug as a gift and Ed wants Wilbur to return it. Wilbur refuses, until it gets up to chase him.

141-Ed Acquires a Rival--A Motorcycle
Ed decides he will only be ridden bareback--so Wilbur rents a motorcycle.

142-Cherokee Ed
Ed discovers he is part-Indian steed and refuses association with a parrot descended from one belonging to General Custer.

143-Ed Goes to College
Ignoring Wilbur's pleas to stick to being a horse, Ed makes up his mind to go to college to become a doctor.