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vashti1999 · 10-18-2003, 01:08 AM

From the episode "Michael's Great Romance":

"Unless a man is sure of himself, he ain't got nothin' more going for him than a plate of cold grits!"

TVFactFan · 10-18-2003, 12:21 PM

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Originally posted by vashti1999
From the episode "Michael's Great Romance":

"Unless a man is sure of himself, he ain't got nothin' more going for him than a plate of cold grits!"

Yeah i like that one too. Here is one-"How can we lose with the stuff we use"

vashti1999 · 10-18-2003, 09:45 PM

I forget the exact words, but how about one from Michael--"How can I get down if my ice cream ain't brown! "

TVFactFan · 10-18-2003, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by vashti1999
I forget the exact words, but how about one from Michael--"How can I get down if my ice cream ain't brown! "

I got another one.

J.J: I rate the movie D for DYNOMITE

Florida: And I rate it (F) for FORGET GET IT

ThomasE · 10-28-2003, 11:27 PM

Florida comes to work for Maude

Florida: Oh, and, the first week will be on the trial basis.
Maude: Oh, Florida. Don't be silly you're not on trial.
Florida: I know. You are.

J.J. begins to swing his arms back and forth pretending he is going to fight.

Florida: J.J. Stop moving around before something falls off!

AquaHarmony · 11-10-2003, 03:18 PM

DAMN, DAMN, DAMN,!!!!! When she was at James' wake! I use that now!!!

ThomasE · 11-12-2003, 11:49 PM

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Originally posted by AquaHarmony
DAMN, DAMN, DAMN,!!!!! When she was at James' wake! I use that now!!!

hch · 11-13-2003, 12:52 PM

First episode:
(Kids are arguing, Florida comes in and quiets them down)
FLORIDA: HOLD IT! Well, It's comforting to know there's respect for Black Power around here.
THELMA: Mama, you're supposed to be resting
FLORIDA: They only took out my appendix, not my mouth nor my fist!

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When Thelma wants to move in with the African Man, Florida bluntly tells her "HELL NO!"

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Florida: Thank you LORD. I always knew you were the Equal Opportunity Employer of them All!

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Florida: That is pure blasphemous!

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Florida: What a day. James, jr pressuring me to go out and hustle, which is illegal. James, Sr. going out hustling pool which is immoral, and you dragging me down to the Welfare office which is embarassing. You know what my horoscope said today? Let a smile be your umbrella.

10-18-2003, 01:08 AM	#1
vashti1999 NY METS - #1 Forum Fanatic Join Date: Oct 14, 2003 Location: The world's greatest city - New York City Posts: 11,404	Favorite Florida Quotes From the episode "Michael's Great Romance": "Unless a man is sure of himself, he ain't got nothin' more going for him than a plate of cold grits!"

11-10-2003, 03:18 PM	#6
AquaHarmony Member Occasional Poster Join Date: Nov 05, 2003 Location: M-I-Crooked Lettah Posts: 27	My Fav! DAMN, DAMN, DAMN,!!!!! When she was at James' wake! I use that now!!!
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11-13-2003, 12:52 PM	#8
hch Member Forum Regular Join Date: Jun 07, 2001 Location: Montross, VA 22520 Posts: 983	Favorite Florida Lines First episode: (Kids are arguing, Florida comes in and quiets them down) FLORIDA: HOLD IT! Well, It's comforting to know there's respect for Black Power around here. THELMA: Mama, you're supposed to be resting FLORIDA: They only took out my appendix, not my mouth nor my fist! ------ When Thelma wants to move in with the African Man, Florida bluntly tells her "HELL NO!" ------ Florida: Thank you LORD. I always knew you were the Equal Opportunity Employer of them All! ------ Florida: That is pure blasphemous! ------ Florida: What a day. James, jr pressuring me to go out and hustle, which is illegal. James, Sr. going out hustling pool which is immoral, and you dragging me down to the Welfare office which is embarassing. You know what my horoscope said today? Let a smile be your umbrella.
	__________________ "You don't own the rights or the patent on scuffling!" Willona from "Good Times"

10-18-2003, 09:45 PM	#3
vashti1999 NY METS - #1 Forum Fanatic Join Date: Oct 14, 2003 Location: The world's greatest city - New York City Posts: 11,404	I forget the exact words, but how about one from Michael--"How can I get down if my ice cream ain't brown! "

10-28-2003, 11:27 PM	#5
ThomasE Member Moderator Forum Fanatic Join Date: Apr 04, 2000 Location: New York, New York, U.S.A. Posts: 10,857	Florida comes to work for Maude Florida: Oh, and, the first week will be on the trial basis. Maude: Oh, Florida. Don't be silly you're not on trial. Florida: I know. You are. J.J. begins to swing his arms back and forth pretending he is going to fight. Florida: J.J. Stop moving around before something falls off!